Chapter 87: Destroying flowers and poisonous hands
"I'm back!"
The sun was shining brightly outside, and Robin Hood opened the dormitory door in a good mood.
When Robin Hood walked into the dormitory, he found that something was not right about the atmosphere in the dormitory. The guys looked at him strangely.
Changmao coughed twice and spoke first: "Boss, where did you go last night?"
Robin Hood replied casually: "Oh, I went to see an old friend!"
Fatty Wei came up and said, "Why are old friends so important? For this old friend, you rushed out of the private room in a hurry and left us all hanging there. It's a bit unkind!"
Robin Hood smiled sheepishly: "There was something going on with my friend at that time, so I had to rush over and didn't have time to explain to you. I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! How about this, how about I treat you to lunch?"
Wen Fei said: "Boss, I'm surprised, your friend is our friend, why don't you introduce us to him? And since an old friend is here, you can also ask her to come over and sing with us.
, why did you run away?"
"That's right!" Xiaosi added with eyes: "And he even ran all night! Tsk tsk!"
Da Xiong jumped off the bed: "Boss, please be honest and be lenient. Where did you go last night? Is that so-called old friend a man or a woman? I think it is a woman. Otherwise, how can you stay up all night?
What if you don’t return home?”
"Hey!" Robin Hood raised his thick eyebrows and said with his hands on his hips: "What's going on? What are you doing? Are you interrogating me? Do I have to report my whereabouts to you wherever I go?"
Changmao said: "Boss, we are not interrogating you, but we are caring about you! Tell the truth, you don't have to make up lies to lie to us, because we know what you did last night!"
Fatty Wei nodded: "To be honest, boss, I am very envious of your luck, but I quite despise your character!"
Wen Fei said: "Boss, on the one hand, you are the super idol in the minds of us diaosi, but on the other hand, you are the object of our common contempt!"
Big Bear said: "Boss, I didn't expect you to be even more despicable than me. You are simply the best among gangsters!"
Xiao Siyan also said: "Boss, I always thought you were the messenger who protects flowers, but I didn't expect you to be a murderer of flowers!"
Changmao finally concluded: "Hey, what a man with a human face and a beast's heart!"
Robin Hood was bombarded by these losers in turn. Monk Zhang Er was confused: "Damn it, have you all taken the wrong medicine? You are all neurotic and crazy. I don't even know what you are talking about!"
Changmao patted Robin Hood on the shoulder and said: "Boss, if you are a manly man, you have to admit it if you dare to do it. We already know it, and you have nothing to hide! We are all adults, and renting a room is not a shameful thing.
.Besides, being able to get two goddesses to bed one after another is also your ability. We losers can only envy and hate..."
"Wait! Book a room? Go to bed? What are you talking about?" Robin Hood frowned.
Big Bear said: "Boss, although you did it very secretly, even though you tried your best to deny it, there is no airtight wall in the world, and paper cannot contain the fire after all. You slept with Ding Weier last night, right?
"
"Oh my God!" Robin Hood rolled his eyes: "When did I put Ding Weier to sleep? Well, I did go to Ding Weier last night. That was because something happened to her. I
Rush over to help her..."
"Why do you need you to help her all night long?" Wen Fei twitched his eyebrows with a sinister smile on his face. Looking at him, you could tell that his mind was full of pornographic waste.
"Boss, you are so evil! You actually call such a cruel process of turning a girl into a woman a 'help'? In this way, I am quite willing to help others, but I don't know if there are any girls who need my help.
?Hehe!" Fatty Wei rubbed his fat pig face, looking obscene.
"Boss, do you know? The most awesome thing about you is that you slept with the goddess Su Xiaodie at noon, then went to find Ding Weier in front of Su Xiaodie at night, and then slept with the goddess Ding Weier again.
Oh, you are so sharp! Now you have slept with the two goddesses, and the brothers don’t even have a partner to masturbate to. The fat guy could only masturbate to the label on the Lao Gan Ma hot sauce bottle last night, you
This is going to push us into a desperate situation!" Big Bear said indignantly.
"Wow!" Wen Fei exclaimed: "Fat Wei, your masturbation point is too low, isn't it? You can masturbate to Laoganma hot sauce? It's amazing! I've masturbated to Totole Chicken Essence at most
!”
Fatty Wei rolled his eyes at Wen Fei: "Oh, I thought you were going to masturbate to Conan!"
"Damn it! You actually tarnished my idol, I'll fight you!" Wen Fei jumped up and pressed Fatty Wei on the bed, punching him wildly.
Looking at these crazy people in the dormitory, Robin Hood felt like his head was spinning, "I'm going to take a nap, I didn't get a good rest last night!"
Didn’t get a good night’s rest?!
The whole dormitory was silent. Two seconds later, they all raised their middle fingers at Robin Hood: "Beast!"
