It was already nine o'clock in the evening, but in summer, this is the busiest time of the snack street, with groups of three and five and bustling with people.
"What a book! What a book! It's truly one of the best books in the world!" Lei Feng, who was sitting on the street, slammed the table and shouted, startling the passers-by.
Facing the puzzled looks of passers-by, Lei Feng lifted up the large flower pants on his waist, took two strong puffs on the handle of the cigarette in his hand, slowly stood up while holding the copy of "Pride and Prejudice" in his hand, and showed a naive smile to others.
He was born with a face that is harmless to humans and animals. Even the sparse stubble, swollen eyelids, and hairy calves under flowery pants cannot affect people's perception of the word "honest".
"Punch KFC and kick McDonald's!" Lei Feng pointed with his left hand holding the book at the simple fried chicken shop behind him, clenched his right fist against his heart, and said loudly with a sacred look on his face: "Fried chicken for the people!"
This appearance made the crowd around him laugh, and they laughed even more when they saw the small fried chicken shop behind him.
The fried chicken restaurant, which is less than ten square meters, has a pair of couplets posted on it that have been smoldering for who knows how long: the first couplet, punch KFC; the second couplet, kick McDonald's; horizontal couplet, fried chicken for the people!
"This is fried chicken with socialist characteristics!" Lei Feng said seriously in the face of everyone's laughter: "Our country has an extremely profound historical and cultural heritage, and this culture and historical heritage are all deposited in -
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"Fried chicken is served? Hahaha..."
"I said buddy, you are right, I support you, it's all about the chicken, haha."
"Hahaha……"
Among the crowd, a beautiful girl of seventeen or eighteen years old laughed the most happily, stroking her breasts that were trembling with laughter.
"Wrong!" Lei Feng waved his hand, and his face was filled with an unspeakable brilliance. He swept his swollen eyes from the smiling faces of passers-by one by one, and finally stopped on the girl's face, and said extremely seriously: "
It’s not about the chicken, but the method of frying it. My fried chicken is always influenced by culture. Because of this, when you eat my chicken, you can always taste the elegance of Qin Emperor and Han Dynasty; feel the three
The tragedy of fame and dust; a glance at the romance on both sides of the Qinhuai River; a sense of the sorrow of leaving alone in the West Tower without words; and a taste of the Chinese romance of being a slave and teaching the king to show mercy. If you continue
If you add a little of our Lei family’s secret chili noodles, you will also enjoy the crazy rhythm of heavy metal rock! If you don’t believe it, just look at the book in my hand and you will know.”
After saying this, Lei Feng raised the book in his hand high.
"That's a foreign book. Where does the cultural heritage come from?"
"Fooling, then fooling, haha..."
"Uncle, I got the wrong book, hahaha..."
The girl laughed again, and the fullness that trembled in her chest made Lei Feng very disappointed: Hey, this little girl has a good face and a good figure, but she doesn't know how to wear clothes. She is so tight that she doesn't look good.
It’s so imaginative, really.
Lei Feng shook his head regretfully, looked away from the girl who couldn't put on clothes, coughed twice, waved his fist and shouted heartbrokenly: "This is our national consciousness? This is the culture that has been inherited for five thousand years.
Chinese consciousness? Do you know? We are now facing a cruel cultural invasion! Although I am holding a foreign book in my hand, do you know why? Because my thoughts are one step ahead of yours, and I have lofty ideals.
For this goal, I have been studying Western culture in depth. I just hope that one day our Chinese fried chicken can go abroad, break out of Asia, and spread all over the world, promote Chinese culture, and let our chicken spread in every corner of the world.
corner!"
There was a "wow" and a burst of applause, and everyone was overjoyed.
"Hey, no prizes, no prizes. Chicken wings are ten yuan for three yuan, and chicken drumsticks are two yuan for ten yuan. Eat my chicken! Eat my chicken!" Lei Feng held his hands and solicited business with a smile on his face.
"rogue!"
"abnormal!"
"..."
After hearing his last words, a bunch of people with too complicated brains left immediately, and there were even a few ugly women who rolled their eyes at him.
"Hey, don't leave! I guarantee that this oil is made from local chicken! Hey... I'll buy a few and try them out, maybe it's cheaper..." Everyone left, and Lei Feng was furious.
He spat on the ground and cursed: "Bah! What kind of qualities do you have!"
After a hard day's work, the gross profit was zero. Lei Feng was very angry and took a big gulp of Erguotou.
"Uncle, give me ten yuan for the chicken." The girl who couldn't dress jumped up to Lei Feng and handed him ten yuan with a smile.
"Not for sale." Lei Feng lazily lay down on the chair, took a cigarette and started smoking it without even raising his eyelids.
Seeing Lei Feng's appearance, the beautiful girl was not angry, and her big beautiful eyes were full of curiosity and interest.
"Uncle, you don't do business anymore?"
"Do whatever you want, you are a bunch of unqualified people." Lei Feng clicked his cigarette, glanced at the beautiful girl's breasts, and warned: "Little girl, I'm telling you, don't have any wild ideas about me, I have a wife."
"Tch, I didn't have any wild ideas about you." The girl curled her lips and said dissatisfied: "My name is not Xiaoniuer, my name is Duoduo."
"Duoduo? Duoduo? The chrysanthemums hurt Duoduo all over the ground?" Lei Feng chuckled, and then said with a serious face: "I really have a wife, I won't lie to you."
"What does it have to do with me that you have a wife?" Duoduo rolled her eyes.
"So you have to respect yourself. Don't you know that a girl should know how to respect herself?" Lei Feng looked surprised: "You know that I have a wife, but you are still entangled with me. This is called lack of self-respect. Do you understand?
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"I just want to buy chickens!" Duoduo gritted her teeth: Where did this weird thing come from? If I hadn't taken a fancy to your acting talent, I wouldn't have ignored you.
"No selling!" Lei Feng said simply and decisively.
"You don't do business anymore?"
"Little girl, what do you want me to say about you? I really have a wife." Lei Feng's face was filled with grievances.
"Uh... But does it have anything to do with whether you do business or not and whether you have a wife or not?" Duoduo also looked aggrieved. She swore that this was the biggest weird thing she had ever seen since she was seventeen years old.
"Nonsense, does it matter?" Lei Feng glanced at Duoduo sideways and said angrily: "That Gua Po Lady said, don't even think about sleeping with her unless you make a million dollars. Just say it, there is such a thing
My wife? Fortunately, I am a very qualified person, otherwise I would have to find someone who would be strong in marriage. Damn it, I quit this job and let that mother-in-law be a widow!"
When he thinks about this incident, Lei Feng has the urge to cry. It is true that he has a wife, and she is impeccably beautiful. But he is not allowed to sleep with her, saying that he has no ability to support the family and does not earn enough from others.
One million is required to get into her bed. Isn't this obviously making things difficult? I...I...who doesn't know that I only know how to spend money!
Duoduo's eyes lit up, and she discovered something very interesting about this strange uncle.
"Uncle, why is your wife so proud?" Duoduo asked.
"Audacious? That's not called arrogant, it's called perverted." Lei Feng held his cigarette holder and said angrily: "Just because you are good-looking and have a few small coins in your hand, you feel like you are the Virgin Mary.
Damn it, if I had known better, I would have just knocked her down before talking."
"Hehe, what's your wife's name?" Duoduo grinned, showing two cute little tiger teeth.
"Xiao Lu."
"Who?" Duoduo's eyes widened, thinking she heard wrong.
"Xiao Lu, do you know her?" Lei Feng asked in surprise.
"Don't be ridiculous, uncle." Duoduo said with a smile: "You won't tell me that this Xiao Lu is Xiao Lu from Sino-Ocean International, right?"
Sino-Ocean International is well-known in Huaihai City. This company mainly engages in import and export trade, and is also involved in real estate, wool textiles, supermarkets and other industries, with an annual output value of tens of billions of dollars.
And Xiao Lu is even more famous than Sino-Ocean International. Many people know about Xiao Lu first, and then they know about As-is International. Although she is only twenty-two years old, she is a genius banker and genius financier who is famous all over the world.
After graduating from university, she served as the CEO of Sino-Ocean International, but she is very low-key and rarely appears in public. It is said that people are chasing her from all over the world. Last time, some prince came to woo her and fell in love with her on TV. It is a pity.
The infatuated prince didn't even see Xiao Lu's people.
"Hey, do you really know my wife?" Lei Feng looked surprised.
"Crazy! Bragging!" Duoduo rolled her eyes at Lei Feng.
"You dare to scold me?" Lei Feng was startled, put a finger on his mouth to shush, and said mysteriously: "You better not let my wife hear what you scold me, otherwise she will have to deal with it.
You can't. Although she won't let me go to her bed, she will never allow anyone to insult her husband. For the sake of our good friendship, I will cover it up for you. What do you think, is that fun?
"
"Ha-ha-ha-" Duoduo looked up to the sky and let out an exaggerated laugh.
"What kind of attitude do you have!" Lei Feng rubbed his nose dissatisfied: "I never lie!"
A weird thing, a weird thing that only happens once in a million years, a delusional person, it’s fun!
"Uncle, can you stop bragging?" Duoduo curled her lips and said disdainfully: "Can Xiao Lu like you like this?"
Lei Feng took a look at his appearance, scratched his head and said seriously: "Let me explain to you, in fact, neither my mother nor a group of other mothers think that Xiao Lu is good enough for me. I think so too, but as a human being
It has to be done consistently, this is a matter of ethics."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Duoduo laughed loudly. She suddenly felt that this weird uncle was so cute and he must have fun with it.
"Uncle, you are so funny. It's rare for a girl to make me happy, so I'll treat you to a drink." Duoduo was very interested and had already thought about how to tease this delusional uncle.
"No!" Lei Feng refused and said to Duoduo seriously: "I promised my wife not to smoke or drink, and to pay attention to my image anytime and anywhere."
After saying this, Lei Feng smoked the butt of the Hongmei cigarette in his hand, picked up the Erguotou on the table, shook it, and lifted up his large flower pants that were full of oil stains.
"Do you want to make money?" Duoduo asked with sly eyes.
"Nonsense, of course I thought about it. If I can't make money, I can't sleep with my wife. If I can't sleep with my wife, I can't have a son. If I can't have a son, a bunch of other mothers will scold me, and my father will beat me to death."
Lei Feng widened his eyes and said.
"I can make you money, hehe."
"You?" Lei Feng glanced at Duoduo's mature body suspiciously, shaking his head like a rattle: "Little girl, please stop being so messy, I really have a wife."
Duoduo was stunned: "What does this have to do with whether you have a wife or not?"
Lei Xiao grimaced: "I can only cook chicken, but I have never cooked duck, so I lack experience..."
Duoduo was angry, gnashing her teeth with hatred, and comforted herself: This is a weird thing, and it must not be treated with normal thinking.
"To put it simply, as long as you do one thing for me, I guarantee that you can earn a million and let you sleep in your wife's bed. Do you want to do it?"
"Do it!" Lei Feng was overjoyed: "Wherever you go, I'll drive!"
Duoduo was completely speechless, silently watching the strange uncle drive out a very cool car: a bicycle made in the 1980s - a permanent brand bicycle!
