The bird of youth has gone forever - to Leifeng's lost youth.
The disease still did not improve. For three days, Bai Jie would be busy late into the night every day, using various methods to stimulate Leifeng. However, it still had no effect. Instead, she always made herself wet.
Bai Jie has never complained about this. She firmly believes that this is only temporary. Lei Feng, who has two personalities, is only weak in normal times, but extremely strong in abnormal times. What she has to do now is to make Lei Feng
The normal disease is cured, for Mr. Xiao, and for...
But Lei Feng was extremely depressed, but he didn't think it was a big deal. He was used to it, and it became natural, so it wasn't a big deal.
Just like eunuchs, once you get used to it, you won't feel anything bad. At any rate, we are much better than eunuchs. The essence is still there, the roots are still there, just wait for the spring breeze to fill the boudoir, and the dragon sun to grow deep.
The issue he is most concerned about now is how his fried chicken restaurant is doing, which is his hard work. So Lei Feng is eager to go back to Huaihai City to take a look at his fried chicken restaurant and look for Long Aotian.
Let’s see how the inflatable doll factory is doing.
This is a heart disease. The fried chicken restaurant is like his child, always concerned about his heart. I don’t know whether the fried chicken restaurant can withstand the wind and rain, whether it can withstand the invasion of the violent storm, and whether it can remain quiet.
Standing there, frying chicken for the people.
Borrowing fifty yuan from Bai Jie, Lei Feng resolutely boarded the train bound for Huaihai City to visit his children.
In the toilet of the train, Lei Feng squatted in the toilet and let the people outside bang the door. He refused to open the door and pretended to be deaf and dumb inside.
This is one of the ways to evade fares. The fare is 65 yuan, and Lei Feng only has 50 yuan, so he can only choose to evade fares.
"Is there anyone inside? Open the door, open the door! Hurry!" shouts came from outside.
Lei Feng said nothing and pressed his body against the door.
"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!..."
Lei Feng was still holding the door tightly with a determined look on his face.
The sound disappeared, but soon someone knocked on the door again, and then every few minutes someone knocked on the door.
Lei Feng got angry and shouted loudly: "They say there's no one inside, so why bother knocking! There's no one inside, so stop knocking!"
"What are you if you're not a human being?" A voice came from outside.
"Is this none of your business? Get out of here!" Lei Feng yelled, holding his neck.
The sound disappeared, and Lei Feng took a cigarette in his mouth with an unhappy look on his face and started smoking.
After a while, the toilet door lock clicked and turned, and the door was opened smoothly.
"no one!"
"boom!"
Thunder peaks hit the door heavily.
Fare evasion must be shameless and shameless. Fare evasion is an art and a war. It can be guerrilla warfare or positional warfare.
When the ticket checking starts, you can move your position anytime and anywhere and avoid the ticket checking by the flight attendant; secondly, you can hide in the toilet and stick to the toilet to avoid the flight attendant checking the ticket.
Life without escape is incomplete, just like life without love is the same.
"Check the tickets!" came an extremely impatient voice from a woman outside.
The voice smelled a little like menopause. As we all know, female conductors on ordinary trains smell a little like menopause. This is an undoubted fact. Anyone who has taken a train in China knows it.
Hearing these two words, Lei Feng shivered and felt a bit guilty. But it was just for a moment, yes, just for a moment. He immediately took off his pants and squatted down, saying outside: "I'm taking a shit, check the ticket."
Can you wait a moment?"
Perfect, this is a perfect reason. I'm shitting, so you can't just come in and check the tickets, right?
With this reason, Lei Feng stopped holding the door and allowed the other party to open it.
Sure enough, it was a menopausal female flight attendant who opened the door. Her face showed deep impatience, and she knocked hard on the toilet door and shouted: "Tickets!"
The reason why menopause is called menopause is that one is that one is getting older, the other is that one’s temper is getting louder, and the third is that no matter what one sees, one is no longer surprised.
Lei Feng was looked at by the other party. He didn't expect that this woman was so smart and dared to open the door.
"The ticket..." Lei Feng was stunned and said: "It was washed away by the water."
"What?" The flight attendant stared at Lei Feng and shouted, "Lift your butt!"
Lei Feng was stunned.
"Lift your butt! Hurry up!" the female flight attendant shouted loudly with a stern look on her face.
"But, but..." Under the strong intimidating aura of the other party, Lei Feng muttered: "My butt is not very pretty, really, it's a bit dark."
"Bang!"
The female flight attendant slammed the door hard, her eyes almost bursting with flames, and her teeth clenched.
Seeing the other party's appearance, Lei Feng gave in. Under the other party's gaze, he slowly turned around and raised his butt towards the female flight attendant, letting the other party see clearly.
The moment he raised his butt, Lei Feng's face was filled with a sense of shame. It was all caused by money. If... no, there are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.
"Ah!!!" The scream came instantly: "Pervert! Big pervert!!!"
The female flight attendant ran out of the door with a disgusted expression on her face. She could clearly see Lei Feng's dark, strong buttocks. Not only did she see the buttocks, she also saw this perverted man's anus...
Five minutes later, under the eager gazes of the two policemen, Lei Feng slowly lifted up his pants, lowered his head, and followed the policemen with an indignant look on his face.
At the Huaihai City Station Police Station, Lei Feng argued plausibly with the female flight attendant and a police officer who testified against him.
"I didn't act like a hooligan, let alone tease her." Lei Feng said sadly and angrily: "She asked me to lift my butt, and then I did it, that's all. If I have to say teasing, it can only be her teasing me.
I am a very traditional person, and the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation are greatly reflected in me. But I am also a glorious people's teacher, with the education and quality of a gardener of the motherland, and I am also a party member. A person with the qualifications
How could a person with traditional virtues, a glorious people's teacher, and a senior party member do such a thing that is worse than a pig or a dog?"
"You are evading fares!" the female flight attendant, who is about forty years old, shouted like a shrew: "Not only are you evading fares, but you are also acting like a hooligan. He actually put his butt in my face. It's simply..."
As he was talking, the flight attendant seemed to have been wronged a lot, so he covered his face and started crying, which made Lei Feng stunned for a while.
"It's her..." Lei Feng wanted to tell.
With a "bang" sound, the policeman slammed the table and growled at Lei Feng: "Boy, be honest with me. Your behavior has violated the civil law. For this reason alone, you can be sent to squat for several times."
Year. Say, your profession!”
"Teacher." Lei Feng said without thinking: "Maybe I can still be an actor, but I have to finish what I am doing before I can go and shoot a movie. To put it simply, I don't have a schedule because I am very busy. I don't know how to evade fares.
I wouldn't do it, it would damage my public image. I was born in a traditional family, an absolutely traditional family, and I had a good upbringing since I was a child, so I would never do anything like fare evasion. At most, I would just forget about it.
I just bought a ticket, but in fact I am still a fighting hero. Really, I once had a shrapnel embedded in my head, so that I lost my memory..."
Having said this, Lei Feng was stunned. He reached out and touched the back of his head, and indeed he felt a scar, and a set of pictures suddenly flashed before his eyes. The pictures were very bloody and violent, just like a war movie.
Same.
"Wait!" Lei Feng suddenly became serious, stared at the policeman and said: "Saudi Arabia! Saudi Arabia! Yes, that's Saudi Arabia!"
Saudi Arabia is Saudi Arabia. I have been to Saudi Arabia and fought there, but why did I go to Saudi Arabia? Why did I fight? Where were my comrades?
Lei Feng frowned and thought hard. Unfortunately, his memory hesitated, and he could only stay below the scene that appeared in front of him.
"What Saudi? You're crazy!" The policeman patted the table and said, "If you continue to make trouble for me, I will accuse you of obstructing law enforcement and lock you up."
"Shut up!" Lei Feng said impatiently: "I am the teacher of the ultimate class of Longteng School, and my fiancée is Xia Xumei from Huaihai. Don't f*cking scare me. Don't talk to me now, I have something very important.
Things to think about!”
After finishing speaking, Lei Feng was completely lost in his own thoughts. He was stroking forward from the Saudi Arabia that appeared in his mind, trying to piece together all the remaining images in his mind.
I went to Saudi Arabia to fight. I went to Saudi Arabia because I was chasing a person. I was chasing a person because he had a jade pendant, jade pendant, jade pendant...
Yes, it is a jade pendant, just because of a jade pendant!
I have to go to Saudi Arabia, I have to go!
Although he has not yet straightened out his thinking, Lei Feng's intuition told him that he must go to Saudi Arabia. There are very important things waiting for him there. It is extremely urgent!
Lei Feng immediately stood up and walked out of the police station.
"Stop, what are you doing?" the policeman yelled at Lei Feng.
Lei Feng ignored the other party at all and walked straight out.
"Get him, get him!" the policeman yelled.
Several policemen swarmed up, surrounded Lei Feng, and glared at him with their batons.
Facing the police in front of him, Lei Feng just smiled faintly, stretched out a finger and said: "You can't keep me. If I want to leave, no one can keep me. I have something to do, I must go to Saudi Arabia immediately
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No one has ever dared to be so arrogant here, no one has ever dared to be so arrogant in front of the police, no one can do it.
The policeman instantly became angry and was about to hit Lei Feng with his baton.
And Lei Feng's eyes sharpened, a sharp light burst out, and a ferocious look instantly appeared on his face.
If he wants to take action, no one can stop him!
"Oh, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding." The female flight attendant suddenly shouted loudly, stepped forward to stop the police officer, and blocked Lei Feng's face with her body.
She rushed forward very quickly, and when she reached out to stop the policeman, she slightly arched her body and made a gesture of raising her butt back, pressing it firmly in front of Lei Feng's legs.
Holy shit! So big!
Lei Feng was stunned, forgetting everything about Saudi Arabia and all the important things in an instant. All he could see in his eyes was the plump butt of the menopausal female flight attendant, which was round and upright, even bigger than Sister Bai's.
But what made him sluggish the most was the waist of this menopausal woman. It was exactly the kind of small waist that could be easily grasped. The small waist paired with the big ass that was so plump that it made people tremble, it was simply the masterpiece of the devil!
It is undeniable that a woman with a big butt will always have a strong visual impact on men, especially a plump, round, mature and menopausal butt wrapped in a uniform!
Menopause is not a derogatory term. Under normal circumstances, menopause represents more of a lack of moisture. Without moisture, fertile soil will also burn into a raging fire; without firefighters, the fire will burn the entire land red, making it irritable, restless, and full of aggression.
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Women need to meditate during menopause and rely on sticks to extinguish the fire...
