Chapter 113: Long Aotian is discharged from the hospital
Chapter 113 Long Aotian is discharged from hospital
What a poem, what a poem!
Lei Feng stared at Long Aotian and said with emotion: "The mental hospital is really a melting pot, Old Long, your spirit has been sublimated again here, completely reborn. Really, this is something I can't even achieve.
Realm, considering my short experience of staying in a mental hospital for a month, you have really entered a new realm of thinking. The world needs you, people need you, what I want to ask is whether the inflatable doll factory project has been launched?"
Long Aotian's realm really amazed Lei Feng. The mental hospital is a big school. What you learn in this university is not Lan Xiang's skills or New Oriental's culture, but the spirit.
A person cannot be invincible, but the spirit can last forever and be immortal.
"Didn't you pick me up?" Long Aotian stroked the feathers of the big white goose and blinked.
"Of course!" Lei Feng nodded vigorously.
It’s like having a close friend in the world. It’s wrong, it should be easy to find a friend. The most important thing is that Long Aotian is rich, and all the funds to open a store must depend on him!
"Then let's go." Long Aotian put down the big white goose, patted his butt and left.
"Wait!" Lei Feng looked serious and said to Long Aotian: "I have to ask you a few questions. If you can answer them, you can come with me. I am a person with a strong sense of responsibility. I am responsible for you and for you.
Be responsible for society. The ideas in this melting pot are too obscure and profound. I’m afraid that if you stay for a long time, you will be out of tune with the rhythm of society. Can you understand?"
Long Aotian nodded, sat cross-legged on the ground quite simply, and signaled Lei Feng to start.
Damn, such cooperation? Lei Feng doubted whether Long Aotian's mind was temporarily distorted, or whether he fell into a completely new realm of thought after upgrading his thoughts and couldn't get out.
"The first question," Lei Feng put his hands behind his back and asked after thinking for a moment: "Tell me, what is the butterfly effect?"
"This..." Long Aotian just paused and immediately replied: "The butterfly effect means that in a dynamic system, small changes in the initial conditions can drive long-term huge chain reactions of the entire system. The butterfly effect
It was proposed by meteorologist Lorenz in 1963. The "butterfly effect" is used in sociology circles to illustrate: a bad and tiny mechanism, if not guided and adjusted in time, will bring great harm to society.
It is jokingly called a "tornado" or "storm"; a small good mechanism, as long as it is guided correctly, will produce a sensational effect, or a "revolution" after a period of hard work."
After hearing this extremely professional answer, Huang Jun's face was full of admiration, but Lei Feng was worried and looked very ugly.
"Wrong answer." Lei Feng said regretfully.
"Wrong? How could it be wrong?" Long Aotian widened his eyes and shouted, "This is from Baidu!"
"Baidu? What is this? Is it reliable?" Lei Feng tilted his head and said, "Anyway, you are wrong."
Long Aotian was overjoyed and shouted loudly: "Then tell me the correct answer. I want to hear what the butterfly effect is."
If an ordinary person yelled like this, Lei Feng would never tell him the correct answer, but this is Long Aotian, my dear brother!
"Ahem..." Lei Feng coughed twice and said slowly with a wise look on his face: "In order to save Xiang Fei from the palace, Xiao Yanzi and others lied that she turned into a butterfly and flew away. When Qianlong learned the truth, he was furious and sent everyone to
Expelled from the palace. Yongqi, who was supposed to inherit the throne, lived in Dali. The throne was passed to Yongyan, who had mediocre qualifications. Since then, the Qing Dynasty has turned from its peak to decline. This is the butterfly effect! "
Long Aotian stared at Lei Feng with strange eyes, while Huang Jun took a step back and stared nervously at Lei Feng, who looked like a scholar.
"What's the question? This is what I learned in life. In fact, the answer is not this one, it can be incarnated into millions. Okay, let's move on to the next question: There is an animal with two legs. Every morning when the sun comes out, it
It will wake you up until it wakes you up. What kind of animal is this?"
"Hahahaha..." Long Aotian laughed and said, "It's a rooster!"
"Wrong!" Lei Feng shouted excitedly: "The correct answer is mom!"
Huang Jun took a step back again, his face full of vigilance; Long Aotian opened his mouth wide and fell into a daze.
"Let's make it simple," Lei Feng said with a sigh: "You were on a date with your girlfriend, and you saw someone who looked like your girlfriend in front of you, so you went up and patted her butt. She turned around and gave it to you.
A slap, someone taps you on the shoulder, what happens next?”
"What happened?" Long Aotian thought hard for a while and suddenly realized: "Her boyfriend is here!"
"wrong!"
"The policeman is here?"
"wrong!"
"got the wrong person!"
"wrong!"
"I know, it's a scalper!" Long Aotian said proudly.
"Hey...it's hopeless," Lei Feng sighed heavily, "The correct answer is: the one who tapped you on the shoulder was your girlfriend, and she slapped you hard on the face."
"Ah??" Long Aotian's eyes widened.
"Oh shit, the last question, if you answer it correctly, come with me. If you answer it wrong, just stay here and practice." Lei Feng said the next sentence.
"Okay, okay, you come up with the questions."
Long Aotian has stayed here enough, but he can't leave. Because he came here for the goddess. Unless the goddess takes him away, or the goddess's brother takes him away, otherwise he will never leave. This is a kind of
Integrity is a commitment, especially a man’s persistence and loyalty!
The goddess's brother is here, he would be a fool not to leave!
"The stone and the rice cake were fighting, and the stone flew up and kicked the rice cake into the sea..."
After saying this, Lei Feng closed his mouth.
"What about the question? What next?" Long Aotian asked with his eyes open.
Lei Feng nodded and said loudly: "Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who made a private vow for life. But the boy had to perform military service, so he made an oath with the girl. He gave the girl a diamond ring and promised to marry the girl three years later.
When we meet, that ring will be used as a wedding ring.
Three years have passed, and the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait. She was so sad that she threw the diamond ring into the sea and left in despair. But the boy had actually been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood
The date became a regret forever, and the boy was heartbroken... A few years later, the boy went fishing and asked: What did he catch?"
"Fish!" Huang Jun on the side rushed to answer.
Such a simple answer is so obvious that even a fool can understand it.
"Fish?" Lei Feng glanced at Huang Jun with disdain and said disdainfully: "If Long Aotian's IQ is the same as yours, it will be in vain that he has stayed in the mental hospital for so long."
Huang Jun smiled coquettishly and stepped aside obediently. Yes, are Young Master Long and Brother Lei people he can guess? Can the answer be so simple? Definitely not. If he could answer it, it would have been already.
The overlord among security guards.
This is the last question, and it must be the most difficult question. Whether you can get out depends on whether you can answer this question correctly.
Long Aotian pondered and thought, his brows furrowed tightly as he scratched his fingers on the ground. After several minutes, he raised his head confidently.
"It's not a big fish, it's not a small fish, it's not a fish, am I right?" Long Aotian smiled confidently.
Damn, he’s so smart! Lei Feng had to look at Long Aotian with admiration. He could think of this, awesome, awesome!
"It's a diamond ring!" Long Aotian said with certainty.
"Wrong!" Lei Feng shook his head.
"Big diamond ring!"
"wrong!"
"Little diamond ring!"
"wrong!"
"Two diamond rings!"
“What a mistake!!!”
Long Aotian was angry. He jumped up and pointed at Lei Feng's nose and cursed loudly: "Grandma, what I caught is neither a fish nor a diamond ring. Please tell me what exactly I caught."
Lei Feng smiled proudly, adjusted his collar, turned around gracefully, and uttered two words: "rice cake."
After finishing speaking, Lei Feng did not make any stop. He found that Long Aotian's thinking had completely derailed, alas...
"If you don't fucking take me away, don't expect to take a dime from me!!!" Long Aotian jumped up and shouted.
After hearing these words, Lei Feng froze for a moment, and finally a bright smile appeared on his face: Finally, there is still a trace of IQ that has not been lost...
Suddenly, Lei Feng ran away and shouted loudly: "Old Long, run quickly, Huang Jun, run quickly, the Eighth Route Army is coming soon!!!"
Hearing this voice, Long Aotian and Huang Jun were stunned for a moment, then followed Lei Feng and rushed out of the mental hospital.
A group of doctors rushed out from behind, but unfortunately they could only sigh at their speed...
On the No. 8 bus, Lei Feng briefly explained the blueprint he had planned to Long Aotian. But Long Aotian kept asking his sister, and Huang Jun kept asking what the overlord among security guards was.
"Lao Lei, where is your sister?"
"Brother, you haven't explained clearly yet what exactly is the overlord among security guards?"
"Lao Lei, please answer directly. Where is your sister?"
"Brother, what exactly is the overlord among the security guards?"
"Where's your sister?!"
"..."
Suddenly, Lei Feng's eyes fell on a woman wearing a short skirt and black stockings, sitting there with her legs crossed. His eyes were full of anger, full of disappointment, and full of indignation.
"What I hate most is that women wear short skirts and black stockings and spread their legs in the summer!" Lei Feng gritted his teeth and clenched his fists and whispered: "Especially on the bus!"
"Um...Old Lei, why do you hate or get angry when people wear that?" Long Aotian was puzzled.
Lei Feng took a deep breath and continued to stare at the woman in black stockings. He gritted his teeth and said, "To show my anger, I will keep staring at her with my angry eyes!"
The muscles on Long Aotian's face trembled, and Huang Jun blinked his eyes, showing a look of worship.
Idiot! Successfully changed the topic!
Lei Feng, who was almost driven crazy by the persistent questions of the two guys, had no choice but to change the subject in this way, and the effect was pretty good, hehe.
This is called wisdom. I, Lei Feng, am a person with great wisdom.
But it only took a minute, that's all...
"Lao Lei, where is your sister?"
"Brother, what exactly is the overlord among security guards?"
"..."
Lei Feng was completely helpless. He couldn't figure out why the people around him had such poor understanding. Isn't the overlord among the security guards the security overlord? Where is my sister? My sister is my sister and I am me. How do I know that I am?
Where is your sister? Do you know where your sister is?
