There was panic inside, and Lei Feng was also panicked. He quickly turned around and tried to hold back. But could the flood that had already opened the floodgates hold back?
"Crash..."
All of it was sprayed on the door, sputtering, and splashed onto Leifeng's body bit by bit.
Lei Feng hurriedly avoided it, but accidentally knocked open the ajar door with his butt and ran into the room.
"ah!!!……"
Sister Bobo screamed and quickly picked up her clothes to cover her body. The middle-aged man was more nimble than Sister Bobo. He didn't have time to wipe his wet cheeks and covered his lower body first.
Under this situation, Lei Feng simply gave up and started peeing happily.
The sound of water lasted for half a minute before it stopped. A cold war hit. Lei Feng shivered violently. He lifted up his pants and slowly turned around, staring at Sister Bobo and the middle-aged man, and made a very sincere voice.
"If I said I was just looking for the toilet, would you believe me?"
Seeing that it was Lei Feng, Sister Bobo was so embarrassed and angry that she wanted to find a hole to crawl in. After all, this was not a good thing. She was doing this with a man at home, but her son's teacher saw it.
"Actually, I don't really believe it, haha." Lei Feng said calmly and calmly: "The fact is that I bought a pack of cigarettes, and as soon as I took out one, I saw a cat. Ah, this cat is really
I was so naughty, I grabbed my cigarette and climbed up a tree. I chased and chased, from one tree to another tree, and then from another tree to another tree.
On the tree, I chased and chased until I reached the mall. When I arrived at the mall, I suddenly couldn’t find the cat, so I had to buy another pack of cigarettes, but this time it was even more painful. A puppy ran past me and grabbed it.
I wanted to take away the cigarettes I just bought, so I chased and chased, from this trash can to another trash can, and then to another trash can, all the way to KFC. At this time, the puppy disappeared too.
, I was very angry, so I bought two large Cokes in KFC. At this moment, I saw the cat and the puppy together, so I continued to chase..."
Lei Feng kept talking, and Sister Bobo and the middle-aged man forgot to take off their clothes and stared at him blankly, but Lei Feng was still talking about the reason for this.
"The cat was taken away by his owner, so I chased the puppy. In the end, the puppy was also taken away by the owner. You can imagine how depressed I was at that time, so I bought another pack of cigarettes. Guess what?
How was the time?"
"Meet the cat again?"
"Wrong!" Lei Feng said confidently: "Because I drank two cups of Coke, I suddenly felt urgent need to urinate, and then I started to look for a public toilet. Alas, I have to say that our urban construction is still very backward, at least the public health conditions
No. This is a problem with the City Appearance Bureau, that is, a problem with the urban management. Just tell me, after all, our city is also a civilized city known as Xiaozhonghai. Why are the public health facilities so poor? Failure, it is simply a failure, and we have to
Said that the government has neglected this area and should pay more attention to this aspect. Oh, I digressed, let’s continue, I walked so far and couldn’t find a public toilet. So I searched and searched and searched, so
…”
"Have you found this place?" The corners of Sister Bobo's mouth twitched.
"Wrong!" Lei Feng stretched out a finger and said proudly: "I went back to KFC again, because KFC has a toilet. After going to the toilet, I drank two more cups of Coke in KFC, um, and a cup of milk tea.
You know, I drank too much iced Coke and it was a bit cold, so I ordered a cup of hot milk tea..."
Lei Feng, who was eloquent, had extremely clear logic. After nearly ten minutes of explanation, he finally succeeded in explaining how he got here.
"Get out!" the middle-aged man growled with an angry look on his face: "Do you know who I am?"
Upon hearing these words, Lei Feng's body jerked, his eyes widened and he shouted: "Do you fucking know who I am?"
The roar directly overshadowed the middle-aged man's voice, and the man couldn't help but be stunned. He couldn't help but look at Lei Feng carefully. But he didn't have any impression at all.
"Who are you?" the middle-aged man's tone became gentler and asked Lei Xiao.
"Me?" Lei Feng pointed at his nose and said proudly: "Don't ask me who I am. If the traffic police checks your car, just report my name; if the police dare to arrest you, just report my name;
If someone dares to threaten you, just tell me my name. Do you know who I am now?"
The middle-aged man stared at Lei Feng for a long time, lowered his head and said a few words to Sister Bobo, put on his clothes in a hurry, and left in a hurry.
"Wait a minute!" Lei Feng stopped the middle-aged man and asked, "I've told you who I am, but you haven't told me who it is yet!"
"Crazy!" the middle-aged man cursed.
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Lei Feng was furious. He admitted that sometimes he was indeed a little bit mentally ill, but he was definitely not a psychopath. Neurosis was the biggest insult to him. Mental illness was a disease, but neurosis was an extreme form of illness.
Insulting words!
"Fuck!" Lei Feng grabbed the middle-aged man's neck and said viciously: "Who do you think is crazy?"
"Oh, Teacher Lei, let go, let go, let go quickly, he is District Chief Li of Xiangcheng District!" Seeing Lei Feng about to beat someone up, Sister Bo Bo quickly shouted.
The middle-aged man who had a frightened look on his face when he was caught immediately regained his confidence and became proud and awesome.
"Maggot chief?" Lei Feng was stunned for a moment, and then said loudly: "Maggot growth is nothing. If I want to find a toilet to be the director, it's just a matter of words. I specialize in maggot growth!"
Sister Bobo ran up quickly, hugged Lei Feng, and said to the middle-aged man: "Let's go, let's go, I'll explain to you later."
Being hugged by Sister Bobo, Lei Feng suddenly felt a slippery feeling on his arms. He was so beautiful that he just wanted to bubble up, so he let go of the middle-aged man's neck.
"Humph!" The middle-aged man snorted heavily, glared at Lei Feng and Sister Bobo with a gloomy face, pointed at Sister Bobo who looked helpless, and walked out quickly.
Sister Bobo's face changed, she knew what the other person meant when he pointed at her...
After the middle-aged man left, Sister Bobo put on her clothes and sat slumped on the sofa, with a helpless smile on her face.
"Teacher Lei, you came at the right time." Sister Bobo's tone was full of dissatisfaction, but she couldn't blame her.
Looking at Sister Bobo's cheeks still glowing with spring, and the exposed snow-white skin, Lei Feng couldn't help but recall the scene just now, that cry, that wave of energy...
"Ahem..." Lei Feng tried hard to contain his thoughts and said with a serious face: "I'm here because of classmate Sun Chengzong. Classmate Sun Chengzong is suspected of hiding drugs and has been arrested for transporting drugs. I think this is a matter between the school and the family.
As the class teacher of Sun Chengzong, I think it is necessary to find Sun Chengzong’s guardian to have a good talk about the problems arising from the two-sided education.”
"Impossible!" Sister Bobo suddenly shouted loudly: "My son will not hide or transport drugs. Although he is sometimes ignorant, he will never do such a thing!"
Sister Bobo was very excited, her cheeks that had not yet subsided had turned red, and she tried her best to argue for her son.
No matter what his son is like, no matter what his son has done, his son is always the best. This is the same in everyone's heart.
"I believe this too!" Lei Feng nodded vigorously and said, "And I have already found a lawyer as soon as possible. I believe it will be helpful to Sun Chengzong."
"Wow……"
Sister Bobo burst into tears suddenly, her shoulders shaking hard, like a helpless little sheep. But the fact is that she is really helpless when her son is involved in such a big thing. This kind of case is unusual.
For small cases, no one can help at all.
Seeing Sister Bobo like this, Lei Feng immediately had a fierce struggle in his heart: Should I hug her, or not? I heard that what women want most when they are desperate and sad is to have a generous man.
I lean on my arms, but... isn't it unethical to do this? That maggot just now seemed to be Sister Bobo's old concubine. As soon as she left, I comforted her concubine with my arms. Is this considered moral?
Cuckolding others? I, Lei Feng, am also a person with traditional virtues. Cuckolding others seems to be detrimental to my own ethics...
There was a fierce battle, as if two equally well-equipped troops were fighting. On one side was the moral integrity, on the other side was the man's soft heart. Alas...
But while struggling, Sister Bobo hugged Lei Feng and continued to cry in his arms.
The struggle disappeared without a trace in an instant, and Lei Feng was so comfortable that he almost cried out. He could clearly feel the two lumps on Sister Bobo's chest, so big, so soft, pressing tightly against his waist.
taste……
"That man just now was incompetent and a pervert, wuwuwu..." Sister Bobo said to Lei Feng while crying.
"Incompetent? Pervert?" Lei Feng blinked his eyes.
"He is not a man, wuwuwu... I don't want to be with him at all, but for the sake of inheriting the clan, I have to accept it, wuwuwu... Teacher Lei, tell me what to do, what should I do now?
, Wuwuwu... Once something happened to Chengzong, no one could be found, and the pervert refused to help, Wuwuwu..."
Sister Bobo cried so aggrievedly that Leifeng felt heartbroken: a woman, a helpless woman who puts all her love on her son, alas...
"Don't be afraid, I'm here!" Lei Feng nodded vigorously, patted Sister Bobo's body and comforted: "I am Sun Chengzong's teacher. If something like this happens, I have unshirkable responsibilities and obligations. Sister Bobo, don't worry.
…”
Suddenly, Lei Feng felt something was wrong. He seemed to be patting Sister Bobo's butt. It was soft and very elastic after one pat.
For a moment, he didn't know what to do, so he could only put his hand on Sister Bobo's butt.
"Woooooooo..." Sister Bobo seemed to be moved, lying face down on Leifeng's lap and crying loudly.
Unfortunately, this face-down movement was facing Leifeng's bird's nest. Along with his crying gasps, waves of warmth came through the thin trousers, making him couldn't help but push up slightly.
Body.
Although this movement was very light, it was clearly captured by Sister Bobo.
She raised her tear-filled cheeks, stared into Lei Feng's eyes and said, "Teacher Lei, as long as you can rescue Chengzong, I will do anything for you."
"Dry!"
This word deeply stimulated Lei Feng. He actually felt the little bird trembling, and he couldn't help but push his waist upward twice. This movement was definitely not intentional, but an instinctive reaction of the body, but Sister Bobo took this
The action serves as a cue.
Sister Bobo stared at Leifeng for a while, then resolutely lowered her head and unbuttoned Leifeng's waistband, completely and completely burying her cheeks.
A warm moisture trapped the bird, leaving it with nowhere to escape. Immediately afterwards, a strong suction force came, and the pink tongue licked in circles...
