The detention center is a sacred and feared place. Usually, when it comes to who goes in, more than 90% of the time they go into the detention center, not the so-called prison.
If you say you are going to jail if you go in, 90% of people are not qualified for that.
In fact, the detention center is a temporary administrative detention or guarding. Above is the prison wall, armed police, and monitors, and below is the cell and discipline. When you go out and enter the door, you must first stand in the cordon and rush to the armed police officers on the wall.
Voice: Report to the government, come out!
The armed policeman nodded and went out.
When he came in, he stood obediently outside the cordon and shouted to the armed police on the prison wall: Report to the government, come in!
The armed policeman nodded and went in.
If you don't nod and walk out of the cordon, a warning shot will be fired. If you still walk out, you will be shot to the ground.
Obviously, Lei Feng is not qualified to go to prison yet, so he can only live in the detention center.
Lei Feng, who had walked through strong winds and waves, stood outside the cordon. He looked up at the armed policemen on the prison wall and then at the guards beside him. He opened his mouth and said, "Let me live here? Don't think I'm stupid. No matter how stupid I am, I still know.
This is the slogan."
Damn it, that stupid liar from the Glory Army wants to put me in a detention center.
"Go in, stop talking nonsense!" The guard glared at Lei Feng.
"Why!" Lei Feng got upset and shouted: "First, I didn't kill anyone, second, I didn't set fire, and third, I didn't..."
With a "click" sound, the armed police on the prison wall fired directly and cooperated with the discipline.
Looking at the serious-looking armed policeman and then at the guard next to him, Lei Feng became angry and jumped up directly: "Recruit Danzi, shoot, if you have the ability to shoot, don't think that I don't know, there is nothing in your gun
There are no live ammunition or air burst bombs, haha.”
After finishing speaking, Lei Feng danced happily, jumping like a lunatic, and continued to sing loudly to the armed police above: "I am a little bird, I am a little bird, I am a happy little bird. Ouye, Ouye...
Three circles to the left and three to the right, the bird is wandering around with me..."
While singing, Lei Feng unbuttoned his belt and shook the bird vigorously, one circle, two circles, three circles, four circles...
"Snapped!"
Blue fire exploded on his neck, and Lei Feng fell straight to the ground.
"Pretending to be crazy? Damn! I've seen people like you a lot!" The guard kicked Lei Feng hard and called two policemen to throw him into the cell.
Lei Feng felt so wronged, he felt that he was already witty enough...
This is a chant filled with the smell of feet and urine. When Lei Feng woke up from the electric baton, he could clearly hear the sound of water flowing in his ears. However, the sound of water flowing did not seem very powerful.
, which is enough to prove that the person who released the water has a hidden medical condition.
Opening his eyes, Lei Feng saw a guy standing in front of him and peeing, while he was lying next to the urine bucket.
"Why are you so immoral?" Lei Feng asked rather dissatisfiedly.
The man who was peeing turned his head and said: "Brother Hang, the newcomer is awake."
After saying these words, a group of people cheered and surrounded him, looking at Lei Feng with eager eyes.
Lei Feng was immediately shocked by this scene. He stood up and blinked, wondering what these people wanted to do.
"What the fuck, wake up and follow the rules. Do you still have to tell me this?" An impatient voice came from the bed in the corner.
"Okay, hehe." The peeing man smiled flatteringly, turned his head and immediately became vicious, and growled at Lei Feng: "Boy, do you understand the rules?"
Lei Feng shook his head, how could he understand the rules here?
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, I will teach you." The peeing guy hugged Lei Feng's shoulders affectionately and said with a smile, "What's going on here?"
What happened? This Lei Feng knows, of course he can answer it fluently.
"They say there are late night snacks, cigarettes and tea, and a place to sleep." Lei Feng scratched his head and said with embarrassment: "To be honest, I have never been so depressed. I think back then my life was the worst.
In difficult times, I also have a wife who is as beautiful as a fairy and my own property. Alas, thinking about it now, I can only sigh and lament..."
This is indeed the case. Although Lei Feng was desperate to sell fried chicken a few days ago, he really has a fairy-like wife and a fried chicken shop, an industry that carries all his dreams. It's a pity, it's a pity, fried chicken
The chicken shop was occupied by someone, and my wife divorced me...
"Actually, I am a failed man." Lei Feng sighed heavily: "Although I know that my light is like a morning star lighting up the sky, I can't cover up my failed side.
As soon as he finished speaking, a fist hit him hard in the abdomen.
"Bang!"
His fist and abdomen hit each other hard, and the guy who was peeing had a fierce look on his face.
"What are you doing?" Lei Feng asked in surprise.
"You are the first to pretend to be crazy and act stupid! Come on, what I despise the most is the little brat who pretends to be crazy and acts stupid!"
With a roar, more than a dozen guys of different ages, fat and thin swarmed up and wanted to beat Lei Feng hard.
Where is this place? This is a chant, an awesome chant! These days, if you don’t join the chant once, you can’t be considered awesome!
This is a sacred place, and it is also a place to overcome tribulations. The road of life is thorny. If you have not had the experience of being in a house, you will not be able to hold your head up when you go outside.
When he was about to be beaten, Lei Feng suddenly became resourceful.
"Wait a minute!" Lei Feng shouted, akimbo, and said coaxingly: "Do you know who I am? Do you know the consequences of beating me? I'm from the Viper Gang! Damn, you know.
The Vipers?"
Wit, decisive wit.
Now Huaihai City is dominated by the Viper Gang. There is no doubt that there must be many little brothers from the Viper Gang in the gang. Showing this name is definitely very classy and prestigious.
"Are you from the Viper Gang?" The pissing guy looked suspicious.
"Nonsense, do you know who that is?" Lei Feng said proudly: "Brother Sun from the Viper Gang has to call me sir when he sees me, but you? Tell me who your boss is? Damn, he even bullied me.
.I tell you, I am the one who experienced three major earthquakes in Huaihai City! Yang Dongsheng, do you know, Mr. Yang? Who of you knows about Huaihai City before him? I know! I have personally experienced all three earthquakes, but no one can
What can you do to me? How can someone like me be so simple?"
After finishing speaking, Lei Feng stood there with a look of disdain and a very brave and awesome person.
"Are they really from the Viper Gang?" The pissing guy smiled brightly.
"Nonsense!" Lei Feng spat.
"beat!"
"Wait! I'm already a member of the Viper Gang, why do I still need to fight?" Lei Feng looked unhappy.
"I'm all Mr. Yang's people! Beat them! Beat them to death!"
More than a dozen people immediately rushed up and punched and kicked Leifeng.
After being beaten, Lei Feng became angry, grabbed the guy who was peeing in front of him, threw him out, and shouted loudly: "Actually, Mr. Yang is my father's man!"
The sound was like thunder, shocking the entire chant.
But just for a moment, a group of people rushed over again, attacking more harshly than before.
Lei Feng was so amused that he was speechless: What the hell is this? If you tell lies, you will be beaten, and if you tell the truth, you will be beaten. Do you have any moral sense? Why are these people unreasonable?
Facing reasonable people is an attitude, while facing unreasonable people is a posture.
Lei Feng ripped off his shirt, rushed into the crowd like a tiger, and knocked all these guys to the ground with three strikes.
When it comes to fighting, he, Lei Feng, has never lost a fight since he was a child!
The whole ground was wailing, and everything happened in just a few dozen seconds.
The person in the innermost bed couldn't lie down anymore, so he sent a strong man over.
This strong man is 1.9 meters tall, with big shoulders and a round waist, and a muscular face. He is a standard thug type.
"You." The strong man raised his fingers at Leifeng.
"What's wrong with me?" Lei Feng raised his head and said with wide eyes, "You don't think I've ever seen someone who kills pigs and sells their meat?"
"You, you..." After seeing Lei Feng's appearance clearly, the strong man's face suddenly changed, and he stammered: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."
Your Majesty? Are you calling me? There seems to be no one else around, right?
Emperor? Lei Feng thought of that night when the emperor chose his concubine, and he himself was the emperor, hehehe...
"Brother Hang, it's the Emperor! The Emperor!" The big man hurriedly ran back and shouted to the trumpet lying in the corner.
"What kind of bird emperor..."
"The emperor chooses his concubine! The emperor chooses his concubine! The emperor who stole your concubine!!!" the strong man said urgently.
Hearing this sentence, the guy on the bed jumped up, without even wearing shoes, hurriedly ran to Lei Feng, rubbed his eyes hard to see clearly, and then...
"Your Majesty...it's really your Majesty..."
Seeing this guy in front of him, Lei Feng suddenly remembered, isn't this the guy who stole his concubine from him... Damn, what is Hang, Hang? It's almost!
"Hanghang." Lei Feng said with a smile: "
Hanghang? Everyone in the room widened their eyes and looked at Lei Feng.
After all, Zhang Yuanhang is also the boss of the party, but he was called Hanghang by this guy?!
"Yes, yes," Zhang Yuanhang nodded quickly and whispered: "Your Majesty, we are all Mr. Yang's people here."
"Master Yang is my father's man." Lei Feng said with a serious face.
"Yes, yes, that's right. Your Majesty, please remember what happened last time. Hanghang did not intend to steal the concubine from you." Zhang Yuanhang said with a careful look: "Your Majesty, why did you come in?
?”
"I? Just came in if I wanted to." Lei Feng rubbed his nose and looked around: "Hanghang, you said that everyone here belongs to Master Yang, but where is Master Yang? Where is that little bastard Yang Ganglie?"
"Dragon City Prison." Zhang Yuanhang said.
Longcheng Prison? Damn it, why did you end up in prison? These two men have given up on the good underworld, are they going to become prison bullies? Wait, it seems that the Viper Gang is now the most powerful underworld in Huaihai City.
"What's going on?" Lei Feng asked, picking his nose.
"This matter is very complicated, Your Majesty. Let's sit down and smoke a cigarette and talk about it in detail."
Lei Feng frowned and opened his mouth: "Do you have any midnight snack? Cigarettes? Tea?"
"Yes!" Zhang Yuanhang nodded heavily and said: "Let me bring you a bucket of pickled cabbage from Laotan, the Ninth Five-Year Plan, and Dahongpao!"
Lei Feng's eyes widened: It's true! I seem to have wronged that police officer...
