A banana appeared in Lei Feng's hand. It was the kind of imported banana sold in supermarkets. It was thick, long and extremely delicious.
Lei Feng gently placed the banana next to the bathtub: "Put it on your head first."
The woman's face changed instantly, she gritted her teeth, her beautiful brows were furrowed tightly, and her eyes radiated a murderous light.
"Haha." Lei Feng smiled handsomely and said deeply: "I think, therefore I am, I have the bird of youth, I let the bird of youth fly, but I am more afraid that the bird of youth will never come back."
After finishing speaking, Lei Feng clapped his hands and walked out with his swollen crotch raised, leaving the woman lying in the bathtub holding a banana.
The woman was stunned for a while, then suddenly smiled: "Shen Xinlan, Shen Xinlan, how come you have become so worthless? You can't stand a cute little man?"
After saying this, Shen Xinlan's breathing became rapid, and her eyes became blurry again. The man just now, that strong...
She reached out her right hand and rubbed it hard between her legs. The two round and plump thighs were entangled together, and her whole body was twisting restlessly.
The water gurgled and the sound of ecstasy filled the bathroom...
Lei Feng, who was dripping with water, did not care about other people's eyes and continued to search for the whereabouts of the adulterer and adulteress. He vowed to chop the adulterer into pieces and feed them to the dogs. The cuckold man was a big bastard and he would not allow it.
Become a big bastard yourself.
"Uncle! Uncle!" Duoduo ran up panting and shouted at Lei Feng: "I found the adulterer and the adulteress. They were having a candlelight dinner."
"Where?" Lei Feng grabbed Duoduo's arm.
"Ouch, your scratching hurts me." Duoduo pouted her pink and tender mouth.
"Women always have to experience the pain of blood blooming." Lei Feng said this philosophically, and then asked loudly: "Where are they, tell me quickly."
"Western restaurant." Duoduo pulled out her arm and said with a starry face: "It's so romantic. That handsome British guy actually booked the entire restaurant. Flowers, red wine, it's so romantic..."
Before he finished speaking, Lei Feng had already rushed down. It was unbearable to have his head wet when trying to pick up a girl.
In the Western restaurant, except for some chefs and waiters, there were no other customers.
In the center of the restaurant is a long European classic table with silver candlesticks placed on it. Xiao Lu and the foreigner sat opposite each other, looking at each other lovingly from a distance. There were plates of food on the table between them.
The exquisite food, all the knives and forks are made of sterling silver, and together with the red wine and pearlescent reflection, it is indeed full of romantic atmosphere.
On the long table, Xiao Lu was cutting steak absentmindedly, smiling and talking to the handsome British guy opposite.
"William, I'm glad that you can come to China to see me all the way. This is our most cherished friendship." Xiao Lu held up the red wine glass reservedly and said without leaving a trace: "I like this atmosphere and dinner very much.
, I’m just not used to it, can you understand?”
"Haha, of course." William, a young British man, smiled smartly, raised his glass and said, "Lu, do you know, I have been missing you all these years. But there are always many things that keep me from getting away. My birth is destined to be impossible.
It's just as casual as ordinary people. This time I finally persuaded my mother to come out. There was only one person I wanted to see, and that was the angel who had always dreamed of me."
The two raised their glasses in the distance and took a sip of red wine.
William stood up, took out an exquisite diamond ring, walked to Xiao Meng, knelt down on one knee, and stared at the other person affectionately.
"William, what are you doing?" Xiao Lu frowned.
"Lu, can I beg you to marry me?" William said affectionately: "I have fallen deeply in love with you from the first moment I saw you. In the days without you, everything is suffering.
Maybe it was impossible before, but it is possible now. I have convinced my father and mother that I am willing to give up my right to be the crown prince, just to marry you. Marry me, and I will love you with all my heart!"
Looking at William who was kneeling on the ground to propose marriage, Xiao Lu's perfect face showed an inexplicable irritability. And this irritability also revealed a touch of touching. After all, a woman was proposing to a man she didn't hate.
There will always be some reaction, whether you agree or not.
At this moment, a waiter wearing a tuxedo and holding a violin walked in, with a simple and honest face full of smiles. The clothes that should have been elegant on him looked tight and lost their original shape.
.
This is... Comrade Lei Feng.
Lei Feng walked to Xiao Lu's side, took a deep breath and began to play the violin affectionately. A burst of cotton-playing noise flowed out as his nimble fingers slid, making people want to go crazy.
William looked at Lei Feng, obviously very dissatisfied. However, his gentleness and reserve prevented him from getting angry in any case, and he could only respond politely.
"No need for music at the moment, thank you." William said.
Lei Feng stopped playing the violin, rubbed his nose and said: "Wouldn't it be a pity if there is no music for this romantic scene? If you are not very satisfied with the one just now, we can change it. Don't worry, my level is very high.
of."
Xiao Lu had already seen the waiter's appearance clearly. His perfect face was full of anger, but there was an imperceptible smile in his eyes.
"What do you want me to say to make it clear?" William said helplessly: "We don't need music for the time being, okay?"
"You really don't need it?" Lei Feng put down his violin, automatically ignored Xiao Lu's gaze, stared at William and said, "Maybe you don't like playing music, so how about it, I will sing you a song, I guarantee it will be very exciting.
"
William, who was proposing, was completely disturbed and was very unhappy. He wanted to say hello to the waiter, but his status as a noble did not allow him to be so rude.
With a "swish" sound, Lei Feng suddenly opened his teeth and danced his claws in a flying motion, and sang loudly: "Calabash baby, Calabash baby, seven flowers on a vine..."
As the song rang out, William was shocked beyond measure; Xiao Lu's face became even uglier, but the smile in her eyes became even stronger.
After the song was over, Lei Feng reached for the red wine in front of Xiao Lian and drank it. Then he grabbed the steak and threw it into his mouth to chew. At the same time, he put his greasy hands on the chest of the tuxedo and rubbed it vigorously.
He had to be clean, stretched out his hand towards William, rubbed his fingers, and showed an honest smile.
William suppressed his anger, casually took out a banknote and slapped it on Lei Feng's hand, waving for him to disappear from here.
Unfortunately, Lei Feng threw the note on the ground with great disdain, pulled a stool and sat down carelessly, shouting to William: "I don't want to play with you anymore, I can change my name or my surname, I am Lei Feng."
Tell me, which onion are you and where did this thing come from?"
Xiao Lu glared at Leifeng and kicked him.
"boom!"
Lei Feng slammed the table, glared at Xiao Lu and shouted: "Xiao Lu, I will settle the score with you later. You actually hooked up with a man behind my back. If I hadn't found out earlier, I would have become a bastard."
"Which of your eyes has seen me hooking up with men?" Xiao Lu spread her hands as if nothing happened: "I never hook up with people, but there is definitely no shortage of people to hook up with. Oh, I forgot to introduce to you, this British William
Prince is not a thing."
"I've already seen that he's not a good guy... Wait, who are you talking about? Prince William of England, from the royal family?" Lei Feng pointed at William, who had already stood up, and asked in surprise.
"William is a good guy, why are you so stubborn?" Xiao Lu said angrily.
"Wait a minute, you just said he's not a thing." Lei Feng rubbed his head and said, "Is he a thing or not? Xiao Lu, I'm a little confused..."
"It's a good thing, but it's definitely not nothing." Xiao Lu explained to Leifeng with certainty.
"Is it a thing or not?" Lei Feng broke the casserole and asked.
The argument between the two people made William confused and confused, and he couldn't help but interrupt the argument.
"Lu, I am a thing, I am a thing." William expressed himself.
Lei Feng was overjoyed: "Who are you?"
"Of course it's a good thing." William looked at Lei Feng and said seriously: "Sir, you should be Lu's friend, right? It's nice to see you, maybe we can get acquainted."
William stretched out his hand, but Lei Feng slapped it open.
"I'm not interested." Lei Feng stretched out a finger towards William and said, "I just saw you proposing to Xiao Lu, right?"
William nodded repeatedly, looked at Xiao Lu affectionately and said firmly: "Yes, I love Lu very much, so I want to marry her."
This sentence makes Lei Feng feel that the logic is seriously wrong. This is because of the sentence structure. Is it reasonable to marry someone because of love? "I love a piece of firewood" is affectionate enough, can I get married?
But for now, regardless of whether the logic is fluent or not, Lei Feng extremely doubts that there is a big obstacle to Prince William's IQ.
"Otherwise what?" Lei Feng said to Xiao Lu unhappily: "Xiao Lu, I'm warning you, you don't have to threaten me all the time. If my mother hadn't told me to marry you, you would have thought that I really care about you. Tell you, as long as I
If I want it, there will be a lot of little girls crying and shouting and throwing themselves into my arms!"
"Then let's get a divorce. It's very simple." Xiao Lu said easily: "Do you think I care about you? It doesn't matter what you want. Apart from a bad stomach and intermittent sexual intercourse, there is really no redeeming feature. I can't figure it out.
Why did my parents agree to let me marry you and get the marriage certificate secretly?"
"Divorce?" Lei Feng curled his lips, took out a cigarette and held it in his mouth. "It's not a divorce, it's me divorcing you, but I'll wait until I finish handling the matters in front of me."
Xiao Lu said angrily: "This is my friend, you are not allowed to be rude to him."
Hearing this, Lei Feng became even more angry: Instead of helping him, his wife helped outsiders. It was almost the opposite!
With a "pop" sound, Lei Feng lit the cigarette, took a deep puff and then spit it out gently. He stared at Xiao Lu with a pair of penetrating eyes, filled with unyielding words: "This is a battle between men.
It’s a battle of dignity.”
"Pa bang bang..."
The applause rang out, and Prince William showed an appreciative expression to Lei Feng: "You are right, I am willing to compete fairly with you. This is a battle between men, and for the sake of exposure, I am willing to become a warrior who charges into battle."
"boom!"
A fist hit Prince William's face without warning, causing a bloody nose and Prince William fell heavily to the ground.
Lei Feng still stretched out his fist and said with a cold face: "Gameover, the battle is over, Lei Feng wins."
Xiao Lu almost fainted with anger. Prince William had helped her a lot. Although she knew that William loved her very much, it was really impossible for the two of them. She had planned to quit, but she never thought of Lei.
Feng actually appeared here.
At this moment, several tough British men suddenly appeared in the Western restaurant, running towards the place quickly. With their steady steps and sharp eyes, they looked like elites who had received the most rigorous training.
It was messed up, it was indeed messed up by Lei Feng.
Xiao Lu wanted to help William, but she couldn't get close to William's body at this moment. Two of the four sturdy men surrounded Lei Feng, and one blocked her. They stared at her with eager eyes, and a frightening aura burst out from them.
"Leifeng!!!" Xiao Lu was furious.
"Shh..." Lei Feng stretched out a finger to make a shushing gesture.
The whole place was quiet.
Suddenly, Lei Feng jumped up and shouted at the top of his lungs: "I'm not very good at talking. If there's any offense, come and beat me!"
Two sturdy men immediately rushed forward, one attacking Lei Feng's upper lane, and the other attacking his lower lane. Their fists and kicks were fierce, both of which were used by special forces to kill the enemy with one blow. They were extremely ferocious.
Lei Feng was stunned for a moment, then roared like a madman: The other guy actually waved his fist at Xiao Lu!
