If he were not in the first class cabin, Lei Feng's behavior would definitely be regarded as a hooligan, and he would be taken away by the police. But in fact, his behavior is indeed a hooligan. Who the hell has nothing to do with taking out the big bird and shaking it
Yoyo?
But despite this, no one can deny his patriotism: cross Japan and win glory for the country!
The plane landed and arrived in Tokyo.
After getting off the plane, Lei Feng took a deep breath of the smell from Tokyo and couldn't help but sigh: "Sure enough, even the air in Japan is filled with a rippling smell."
"Husband, what is the rippling smell?" Kazumiko asked curiously with her eyes wide open.
"The rippling taste is..." Lei Feng thought for a moment and said to Kazumi quite seriously: "The so-called rippling taste is the smell of sizzling."
"That smell of sizzling? What's that smell?" Kazumiko still looked puzzled.
Facing Kazumi, who was as simple as a blank sheet of paper, Lei Feng had absolute patience and explained Kazumi in a simple and in-depth manner.
"Blue Enchantress, do you know how a man and a woman give birth to a child?" Lei Feng was persuasive.
After all, he has been a teacher and knows some education or teaching methods very well.
Kazumi blushed and whispered: "A man and a woman are born when they are together."
With a "pop" sound, Lei Feng slapped his thigh hard and praised: "Yes, a man is born when he is with a woman! But do you know how a man can be born when he is with a woman?"
Kazumi shook her head blankly.
"This is a problem of convexity and concavity." Lei Feng gestured: "China pays attention to the blending of yin and yang. I have a convex point and you have a concave point. When my convex point fills your concave point, it will be smooth.
, and become one. After becoming one, crystallization will occur, and a small life will be created. Well, this is a very serious human work. If you have the chance, I will take you to try it.
"Will it hurt?" Kazumi raised her head and asked Lei Feng.
Lei Feng grabbed Kazumiko's shoulders, with an incomparable look in his eyes, and said softly in an extremely gentle voice: "Tell me, are you willing to hurt me?"
There is no doubt that in response to this question, Kazumi nods vigorously. She is willing to suffer for Lei Feng and is willing to do everything for Lei Feng. Because Lei Feng is her husband, and her husband means that she is her husband.
"Actually, it won't hurt very much," Lei Feng said with a smile, "What will you do if the water pipes become wet?"
"Block it." Kazumi nodded.
"Yes, this principle is the same as the principle of blocking the water pipe after it leaks. When you block the water pipe, what do you think the water pipe will feel like?" Lei Feng asked.
"Swell."
"Yes, bloating, that's what it feels like, hehehehe..."
Lei Feng was overjoyed. He didn't expect that the Blue Enchantress was so easy to train and she hit the point with just one word.
"Husband, when will you let me swell?" Kazumi asked.
Hearing these words, Lei Feng almost went crazy. A stunning beauty asked him when he could make her swell. It was simply...
"Wait!" Lei Feng's eyes fell on a tall and beautiful woman.
His intuition tells him that such a beautiful Japanese woman is definitely a nvyou. And in his philosophy, any beautiful Japanese woman is a nvyou. Of course, the Blue Enchantress is an exception.
After taking two quick steps, Lei Feng blocked the Japanese woman's way, stared into her eyes, and asked in a deep voice: "Do you often suffer from insomnia?"
The Japanese woman who was stopped stood in shock and nodded.
"Do you often dream?" Lei Feng asked again.
The Japanese woman nodded again.
"Are you often irritable?" Lei Feng continued to ask.
The Japanese woman then nodded.
"Do you know why I know you encountered these problems?" Lei Feng looked serious.
The Japanese woman shook her head blankly.
"It's because of ghosts!"
"Ah?! Is there a ghost?!" The Japanese woman covered her mouth and let out a low scream.
"That's right," Lei Feng narrowed his eyes and said, "There is a Sensoji Temple in Tokyo, and the abbot of the temple is my senior brother. Don't look at me wearing secular clothes, but I am a monk who has really studied the salvation of ghosts. I think
The redness between your eyebrows, red but also black, is obviously the evil spirit of peach blossoms. Tell me, do you look in the mirror after taking a bath every day?"
The Japanese woman nodded vigorously.
Lei Feng sighed softly, shook his head, turned around and walked towards Kazumiko, took Kazumiko's hand and strode forward without saying a word.
"Husband, can you catch ghosts?" Kazumi asked in surprise.
"Haha, of course I will." Lei Feng said to Hemeiko in a very reserved voice: "When I was young, I once studied in Longhu Mountain and understood the mystery that people on the mountain are immortals; later I walked to Wutai Mountain and walked to Mount Wutai.
I was lucky enough to see Emperor Qianlong's... oh, Emperor Shunzhi's golden body there. Then I traveled around Mount Putuo, Mount Emei, and Mount Wudang, and finally followed the footsteps of Master Jianzhen when I traveled east to Japan, and met the abbot brother at Sensoji Temple. But I
What we are learning is not chanting sutras and worshiping Buddha, but exorcising ghosts and subjugating demons. The woman just now was obviously haunted by evil spirits. If she does not exorcise them, I am afraid there will be a bloody disaster in the near future."
At this time, the Japanese woman was following behind the two people and clearly heard everything Lei Feng said. Her face was full of surprise and uneasiness, and there was a hint of fear in her eyes.
"Husband, why don't we help her?" Kazumi asked reluctantly.
"Help? I won't help." Lei Feng shook his head and sighed softly: "Blue Enchantress, I can help her, but I must follow the master's last words and never dare to cross the line. Japan is Yin and Yang.
In the world of masters, if I use magic rashly, I will be driven out of Japan by Onmyoji. It’s not like you don’t know that I came to Japan just to be with you. If I am driven out... this is a question of respect.
, although catching ghosts and subduing demons does not respect national boundaries, it is really not good to do so. Go faster and don’t get involved in trouble."
After finishing speaking, Lei Feng pulled Kazumi and strode forward.
This quick walk made the Japanese woman behind him anxious. She heard Lei Feng's words clearly and clearly.
If Lei Feng just said that, she would definitely not believe it, but people avoided her like the plague, which immediately made her anxious.
In Japan, onmyoji is a very powerful existence, and most people in Japan believe in the existence of ghosts and gods, and they believe it deeply. Monk is a profession that is respected by people. This respect is not just verbal, but
Respect that comes from the heart.
"Master!" The Japanese woman walked up quickly, put her hands together and saluted Lei Feng and said urgently: "Did I really hit a ghost? Master, please..."
Lei Feng glanced at the Japanese woman, sighed and shook his head: "Donor, it's not that this research monk refuses to help you, but that I can't cross the line. You have encountered a bathing ghost, which is very difficult to deal with. If you are in China,
Of course I can help you solve it, but this is Japan. Looking at your dark eyebrows, I'm afraid you won't be able to survive tonight. Go find an Onmyoji quickly, maybe you can be saved, but Onmyoji may not be able to catch Yuuki...
"
"Master, help!" The Japanese woman was frightened.
"I can't take action." Lei Feng shook his head and said, "Donor, I still have to hurry..."
"Master, where are you going, I'll take you there!" the Japanese woman said urgently, "I'll drive."
"Why bother..." Lei Feng looked embarrassed.
"No trouble, no trouble." The Japanese woman drove away in a hurry.
Lei Feng looked like a studying monk, with his eyes lowered, standing there motionless, as if he was in trance.
"Husband, are you really good at catching ghosts?" Kazumi asked again doubtfully, "Why didn't the master tell me?"
"Maybe, maybe not," Lei Feng said with a gentle smile: "But we don't even have the money to take a taxi..."
An off-road vehicle stopped in front of Lei Feng and Kazumi Zi. Lei Feng pinched his pockets and took Kazimitsu onto the vehicle.
"Master, where are you going?" the Japanese woman asked.
"Keep moving forward." Lei Feng sighed softly and said: "The reincarnation of cause and effect means we are destined. I am a research monk, and what I fear most is the inner demon. Now you help me... whatever, I will tell you how.
Crack the method of bathing ghosts.”
"Thank you, master! Thank you, master!"
"Thank you in advance. You must promise not to tell anyone about it. If you do, the spell will be ineffective and the bathing ghost will become a real ghost. Don't talk about me then. Even Daluo Jinxian will come to earth to save you.
I can’t help you!”
Lei Feng's tone was extremely stern, so stern that it made people feel harsh.
"Yes, yes, yes, I won't tell anyone else, I promise!" the Japanese woman nodded repeatedly.
Lei Feng nodded with approval on his face.
"The bathing ghost, as the name suggests, is the ghost in the bathroom. This kind of ghost usually does not cause harm to people, but there are exceptions. Obviously, what you encountered is the ghost and the bathing ghost. This kind of bathing ghost is the most difficult to give birth to because you are not close to the bathing ghost.
He has ties to this world. In other words, this bathing ghost is the ghost that someone you once knew turned into after his death. He was full of longing for your body while he was alive, and after death he still refuses to give up and still wants to peep at you.
You, this is a peach blossom theory; I couldn't get you during my lifetime, and after my death I want to drag you into hell to sleep with you, entangled day and night, this is an evil spirit theory. Do you think about it, did any of your former suitors die unexpectedly?"
The Japanese woman's face slowly changed, her eyes full of fear.
"But it doesn't matter, haha." Lei Feng smiled, pinched his fingers and said, "Now I will tell you how to crack it."
"Thank you, master! Thank you, master!"
"When you go home at night, don't close your eyes when you take a shower in the bathroom. As soon as you close your eyes, the bath ghost will stare at you. As soon as you open your eyes, he will disappear. The only thing that can make you see
The way to get to him is to record it on dv, but you must not watch this dv! Because this ghost has been sealed into the dv, and then - you send me the dv tape, and I will help you cast a spell for salvation. From now on,
You will get rid of this evil spirit."
"Giggle, giggle..." The Japanese woman laughed so hard that she stepped on the brakes and said, "Get out of the car!"
"Why?" Lei Feng asked in surprise.
"I'll call the police if you don't get out of the car." The Japanese woman warned.
Lei Feng took Hemiko out of the car and watched the off-road vehicle speed away with an expression of surprise on his face.
"Do Japanese women have such high IQs?" Lei Feng looked puzzled.
Because it's unscientific. Japanese girls are typically big-breasted and brainless except for um, huh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, but why does this girl have such a high IQ?
This is a magical transition that must not be underestimated.
"Husband, what should we do?" Kazumi asked.
"Now that things have happened... I can only grab one car..."
Before she finished speaking, Kazumi rushed towards a car on the side of the road, pulled out the driver and threw it to the ground, shouting to Lei Feng: "Husband, I grabbed it!"
Lei Feng was stunned for a moment, suddenly feeling that he was an idiot and might as well have fun with Meiko.
Wait, what will happen if I ask the Blue Enchantress to help me snatch a Japanese girl?
