Walking in confidently, Lei Feng sat down in front of Xiao Lu's bed, grabbed a bunch of grapes with their seeds and stuffed them into his stomach.
"What do you want to do?" Xiao Lu asked.
Lei Feng stretched out his hand to wipe his mouth, and said with a reasonable look: "What don't you want to do? Just make a phone call."
"There's a phone downstairs, and there's a phone in every room. I'm not feeling well right now, so don't bother me."
"I'm still annoyed. Who should I talk to for explanation?" Lei Feng glared at Xiao Lu and dialed his mother's number on speakerphone.
Xiao Lu looked at Lei Feng with a strange look.
"Mom, hehe, I miss you." After answering the phone, Lei Feng turned into a good baby, and his mother's call was endearing.
Fan Luoluo's voice came through the speakerphone, and she seemed particularly happy. Because the number belonged to Xiao Lu, which proved that her son was at her daughter-in-law's place.
"My dear son, don't worry, mom will visit you in two days. Where is Lulu, is she next to you?"
"Yes, of course I am. Mom, I have something to tell you, a very big thing." Lei Feng glanced at Xiao Lu and said somewhat depressedly: "I don't want this wife anymore, I want to divorce her.
"
Hearing this, Xiao Lu was startled. But the reaction on the phone was even greater. Fan Luoluo started yelling and scolding Lei Feng.
"Divorce? No! What's wrong with Lulu? She's smart, beautiful, and virtuous and capable. You little bastard, don't be ignorant and don't force me to be violent. The young couple had a quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, you little bastard.
Are you too ungrateful? Let me tell you, if you dare to be like your dad, I will..."
"Mom!" Lei Feng interrupted his mother's words loudly and shouted aggrievedly: "It has something to do with dad. Dad is a beast. He took away my wife's first kiss. Do you think you can still live this life?
?"
Xiao Lu rolled her eyes and lay helplessly on the bed without saying a word.
"What?!" Fan Luoluo's thunderous voice came from the phone.
"Really, this is what Xiao Lu said herself. This life is really unbearable. I, I..."
There was a "pop" sound, and Fan Luoluo hung up the phone directly, probably because he had acted violently.
"Mother!"
Lei Feng threw away the phone, looked at Xiao Lu with a disappointed look, shook his head and said, "Oh, Xiao Lu, you really disappoint me."
Xiao Lu, who was lying on the bed, gasped for breath, her breathing rising and falling with fullness, giving people a strong visual impact.
Seeing this scene, Lei Feng immediately calculated. According to his speculation, Xiao Lu's chest should be in the range of 34a-36a. A represents the size of the base, and the number represents the protruding height.
To put it simply, Xiao Lu's breasts are the typical sharp pepper shape, but they are more plump than the sharp pepper shape. Normally they are not showy or leaky, but if they walk around in pajamas like now, they will definitely tremble.
People can't help but stretch out their hands to hold it tightly, use the power of their palms to knead it into various shapes, and then watch it become astonishingly elastic and change into its original appearance.
"Really want a divorce?" Xiao Lu turned around and asked with a gentle smile.
She looks so pretty when she smiles, with two small dimples clearly appearing, which are full of charm against her classic oval face. Especially when she smiles, a small dimple will appear at the corner of her mouth, which drags her down even more.
Looks extremely cute.
This gentle voice, gentle tone, and pure and lovely smile made Lei Feng stunned for a moment.
Xiao Lu looked at Lei Feng's dazed look, stretched out her slender right hand and gently touched the chest of her pajamas, as if she felt a little stuffy.
"Well……"
Lei Feng's mouth opened, and his eyes stared directly at the sultry spring beauty in Xiao Lu's pajamas.
It was as smooth as gelatin, white jade was flawless, and a semicircle with a graceful arc made Lei Feng completely lose his ability to think.
With a "gudong" sound, Lei Feng swallowed hard. This was the first time he discovered that his wife's skin could be so good and her breasts could be so plump and round. She was simply the best of the best.
"Then let's get divorced." Xiao Lu pulled the silk quilt and wrapped herself tightly, completely blocking the spring sunshine.
"What? Divorce?" Lei Feng came back to his senses.
"Yes, divorce." Xiao Lu nodded affirmatively and said: "As a man, you spit out everything and nail it. If you said you want a divorce, you must get a divorce. Otherwise, are you still a man? Oh, man, what?
You can lose everything, but you can’t lose your dignity, and you must always honor your words.”
Lei Feng sighed. If he divorced such a great beauty, would others think bad of him?
"Jingle Bell……"
Thinking of the phone ringing, Lei Feng picked it up with quick eyes and hands. When he picked it up, he glared at Xiao Lu, with an expression that clearly suggested that the pretty boy was calling at night.
Xiao Lu was wrapped in quilt and looked at him with her beautiful big eyes, letting him do everything.
"Hey, who are you looking for?" Lei Feng said loudly.
"Looking for me? Are you...ah! Qin Ma, I miss you! Haha..."
The caller was Lei Feng's little mother. This time he said he really wanted to, because he had the best relationship with this little mother, who had raised him since he was a child. As for his biological mother...it's okay not to mention it.
I don't even bother to feed him milk.
"Yeah! Okay, okay, okay, I will definitely listen to what Qin Mama said, I will remember it, and I will go tomorrow, hehe. Qin Mama, good night, Qin Mama, bye."
After hanging up the phone, Lei Feng looked at Xiao Lu with a proud expression, feeling a bit like a villain who had succeeded.
"Xiao Lu, let me tell you, I am not short of a wife. My Qin mother has found a wife for me a long time ago. I will meet her tomorrow."
Xiao Lu blinked, feeling suddenly annoyed. But she didn't show it, and still looked at Lei Feng with a smile.
"Jingle Bell……"
The phone rang again, and this time Lei Feng pressed speakerphone directly.
"Little bandit," came the charming voice on the phone, which made one's bones feel tender.
But when he heard this voice, Lei Feng couldn't help but shudder. He pinched his throat and said, "I'm sorry, the number you dialed is not available. Sorry, the number you dialed does notexist, please check it and dial. Ding!"
Quickly pressing the hands-free button, Lei Feng wiped his hands with cold sweat.
"Jingle Bell……"
The phone rang again. Lei Feng was startled and prepared. After two rings, he immediately pressed the speakerphone and said with a pinched voice: "I'm sorry, you dialed..."
"Little bandit, keep pretending, giggle..." The laughter on the phone was extremely charming, giving people an extremely charming feeling.
Lei Feng gritted his teeth, forced a smile and said, "Aunt Monster, I was just kidding you."
Aunt Monster is another of Lei Feng's little mothers. She is no ordinary pervert. It is unknown how she was managed by her father. Anyway, she has been grabbing her and her sister since they were young, playing with them in different ways.
I shudder just thinking about it.
"Be good, Auntie Yokai will find you a wife, she is a beauty from Japan. Geez...she is so beautiful and gentle, even prettier than me. Little bandit, Auntie Yokai is sincere this time..."
"That, that..."
"Do you want it? I guess you can't bear to refuse the monster aunt, so that's it. She is a real ninja, my apprentice, giggle..."
After hanging up the phone, Lei Feng found himself a little exhausted: Aunt Monster's apprentice...
"Hey," Lei Feng wiped his forehead and showed an honest smile to Xiao Lu: "I've told you, the most important thing I need is a wife, and you still don't believe it."
Xiao Lu looked at Lei Feng with disdain, her eyes filled with contempt.
"Jingle Bell……"
The phone rang again, and Lei Feng was happy. While showing an ambiguous smile to Xiao Lu, he pressed the speakerphone and said, "Mom, hehe."
"What a shame, what kind of mother are you? Why did I give birth to a son like you, and you actually dared to file a lawsuit against me? You little bastard, I admitted that I took your little Lulu's first kiss away, but so what? Just now.
I’ve been kissed mouth to mouth since I was born, and more than once, what can you do to me?”
"Dad..."
"Okay, I won't talk nonsense to you anymore, your mother is chasing me. I will settle the score with you when we meet, what a fool!"
"Dududu..."
After hanging up the phone, Lei Feng stared at Xiao Lu in a daze. After a long while, he showed a coquettish smile with a flattering look on his face.
"Honey, why didn't you tell me earlier? See how big this misunderstanding has become? Hehe..."
"Get out!" Xiao Lu spat out the word "get out" with a cold face.
"Okay, no problem." Lei Feng said with a shy smile, "How about we live a good life?"
"Get out!" Xiao Lu still said the same word.
Lei Feng took a deep breath, with a melancholy look on his face, sighed softly, and said in a magnetic voice: "If you can't help but turn the page of the past, don't turn it. The dust will fall off your eyes and your eyes will be blurred..."
"roll!"
Xiao Lu roared and touched the fruit knife in the fruit plate.
"Hey, you can't use a knife." Lei Feng smiled proudly.
Xiao Lu directly put the knife across her neck and stared at Lei Feng.
"Okay, I'm leaving."
Lei Feng looked serious, turned around and rolled out along the floor.
Seeing Lei Feng's funny look, Xiao Lu couldn't help but laugh, but after smiling, she immediately lost her composure.
The husband chosen by an elder is very shameless, very gangster, very tasteless, very bastard... He is useless anyway! But it is quite fun and good: he helps himself get beaten, helps himself warm his stomach...
As she thought about it, Xiao Lu's face turned a little red. She also thought about how Lei Feng's eyes were staring straight at her breasts just now, and she always felt uncomfortable and hot somewhere in her body.
It's just...doesn't he really remember the scene where he was cool and awesome? Xiao Lu was puzzled. She felt that Lei Feng was pretending. But Lei Feng's behavior just now seemed to be so different, like a split personality.
He became two people, one was a bad guy in real life, and the other was a cool man.
Well, typical split personality, what has he experienced? No, you have to find a doctor for him.
Rubbing her head, Xiao Lu picked up her tablet and planned to log in to QQ to chat with her best friend, but found that the wireless network was not working. She tried to re-enter the account password but it didn't work.
Strange.
Xiao Lu put down her tablet and prepared to turn on the air conditioner, but she looked around and found no remote control, not even a TV remote control.
Also, where is the driver's license on the table? Where is the ID card? Where have they gone?
Xiao Lu immediately called the housekeeper Alice, but Alice didn't know what was going on. The only explanation she could tell was that Lei Feng was staying in her room at noon.
In an instant, Xiao Lu's expression changed, her teeth clenched loudly, and she roared two words from her throat: Lei Feng!
