Walking into the school office building with his head held high, Lei Feng reached out and took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth. Just as he was about to light it, he immediately tore off the cigarette and threw it into the trash can.
Quality, quality! I am here to apply for a job as a teacher. I am a turtle with a lot of knowledge, and all codes of conduct must be based on quality.
Lei Feng kept hypnotizing himself, telling himself that his life depends entirely on his acting skills.
"Tuk tuk tuk..."
Standing in front of the principal's office door, Lei Feng stretched out his right hand and knocked on the door three times at the right time. Then he pushed up the frames of his glasses and stood gracefully with his hands folded in front of his lower abdomen.
"Please come in." A middle-aged man's voice came from inside.
"Bah! Bah!"
Lei Feng quickly spit on his hands, wiped a handful of hair that was sticking up, straightened his slightly tight suit, and then unlocked the door and walked in.
In the office, a slightly bald middle-aged man in his forties sat at his desk; sitting on the sofa beside him was a woman wearing a cheongsam and full of grace.
The middle-aged man who must be the principal nodded to Lei Feng, and then looked at the woman on the sofa with a smile on his face.
At just the first glance, Lei Feng saw the flattering light in the principal's eyes, and couldn't help but look at the cheongsam woman sitting on the sofa.
Tsk tsk... Not bad, really good!
This woman is definitely the best. Although there are a few faint wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, she has a mature and wise face. The high bun clearly reveals her swan-like slender white neck, which is further highlighted by
Wearing a moon-white fitted cheongsam gives people a stunning sense of nobility.
The most rare thing is that this woman who is no longer young still gives people a feeling of being as lazy as a cat. Her legs are crossed casually, and her cattails are casually placed on the armrest of the sofa, silently expressing all kinds of charm.
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But as he looked at it, Lei Feng felt something was not right: Why does it feel like he has seen it before?
When the cheongsam woman saw Lei Feng, a trace of surprise flashed in her eyes, and then she looked at him with a smile.
Damn! Banana! Vibrator!
Lei Feng finally recognized who this woman was. How could this world be so small?
The woman smiled and stretched out three fingers, signaling to Lei Feng: It’s the third time, it’s the third time we’ve met.
"Ahem..." Lei Feng pretended to cough twice, pushed up the frames of his glasses, and said with a reserved and gentle smile: "I'm here to apply for a job as a teacher."
Hearing these words, the principal's face showed joy, he stood up and stretched out his hand: "Hello, hello, I am Zhang Baichuan, the principal of Longteng Middle School, what is your surname?"
"Haha, your surname is Lei." Lei Feng took a step forward and held the hand of principal Zhang Baichuan and said, "I saw your school was recruiting teachers, so I came to apply. I wonder what conditions you need?"
Zhang Baichuan looked at the woman sitting on the sofa, showed a flattering smile, then straightened his face and said to Lei Feng: "Our Longteng School is an aristocratic school with first-class facilities and first-class students, so the requirements for teachers are relatively high.
So..."
Principal Zhang Baichuan showed a reserved look, showing off his qualifications as a principal of an aristocratic school.
"Oh, there should be no problem with this." Lei Feng smiled faintly, raised his head and said proudly: "I am proficient in eight foreign languages including English, French, German, Spanish, Russian, Latin, Japanese, and Korean. I am still at Harvard
I studied behavioral psychology at university, biology at Cambridge University, sociology at Oxford University, and theology at Yale University. I received bachelor's degrees respectively. Is this qualification enough?"
Shocked, absolutely shocked, Zhang Baichuan's mouth opened wide, and a strange look appeared in the eyes of the woman on the sofa.
"Not enough?" Lei Feng frowned and said, "If you need a physical education teacher, that's fine. I've won the shooting championship, the 100-meter running championship, and also participated in a triathlon. Do you want an art teacher? This is fine, too. I
I have studied the techniques of Western postmodern painting in depth. Music teacher? You can also do it. I can play the violin and once played for Prince William of the United Kingdom, which was absolutely praised."
Lei Feng didn't care about the principal's shock, because he was telling the truth. Needless to say, shooting champions and the like, he had indeed studied the techniques of Western post-modern painting schools, and there were many nude female paintings;
Britain's Prince William played the violin just two days ago.
As for the language, there is no adulteration. I can speak a few sentences in each language, such as: Asia, oyes, ono, etc.
"Really?" Zhang Wanwan had a look of suspicion on his face.
Lei Feng smiled calmly and opened his mouth: "@#￥%&*#￥..."
A string of words that no one understood was spoken, and Lei Feng waited quietly for the other party's response.
"What language is this?" Zhang Wanwan asked with wide eyes.
"Latin." Lei Feng nodded reservedly, smiling.
"Is this Latin? If I remember correctly, Latin is not pronounced like this." The woman sitting on the sofa opened her mouth and said: "urrit, homuncio."
A string of Latin words came out of the woman's mouth, which shocked Lei Feng.
Who is this woman? She likes to be strengthened by others, and she also likes to play with a vibrator by herself. It’s already a shame that I didn’t expose her slutty nature, but here you are trying to undermine me?
Although he was demolished, Lei Feng still smiled and said calmly: "You are speaking modern Latin, and I am studying Latin aboriginal language. The pronunciation of the two is very different, haha."
"Then you're talking English." Zhang Baichuan became interested.
"Of course." Lei Feng nodded.
A string of extremely fluent English came out of Lei Feng's mouth, and it was so authentic that Zhang Wanwan's eyes shone and he nodded frequently. The woman looked surprised, as if she didn't expect that Lei Feng's English could be so authentic, and it was so authentic.
Authentic London accent.
"Very good, very good. He is indeed a talent, haha. But..." Zhang Baichuan turned his head and looked at the woman, as if he was asking for her opinion.
"Those who come back from studying abroad are different." The woman was still sitting on the sofa, smiling and nodding in approval.
Hearing the woman's voice, Zhang Baichuan nodded vigorously and immediately decided to hire Lei Feng.
"The trial period is one month, the salary is 4,500, and food and accommodation are included." Zhang Baichuan agreed: "After one month, I will become a full-time employee and enjoy the benefits of a full employee. The monthly salary is 7,000, five insurances and one fund, quarterly bonuses, and year-end dividends."
"Do you have food supplements, conversation supplements, car supplements, sleep supplements, and energy supplements?" Lei Feng asked blurtly.
"As long as you do well, you will have everything." Zhang Baichuan waved his hand with a smile on his face.
"That's good, now..." Lei Feng glanced at the woman on the sofa, and in his mind he could not help but picture her putting the vibrator inside her body.
As if she had seen through what was in Lei Feng's mind, the woman gave him a fierce look, but after that glare she turned into a charming smile.
"Teacher Lei, welcome to join our Longteng School. With elites like you who have returned from overseas, I think our Longteng School will become more and more prosperous, haha." Zhang Baichuan laughed, took out a contract and said: "Now Let’s sign a contract.”
"Okay." Lei Feng was also delighted. He never expected that he would be able to enter Longteng School so smoothly and become a glorious people's teacher.
The contract was signed quickly, and Lei Feng began to think about his great career as a gardener of his motherland.
"Teacher Lei, let's do this. I'll let you get familiar with your class first. Your office and dormitory will be arranged as soon as possible. By the way, if you have any questions, feel free to ask them. As long as you manage the class well, are there any questions?" Zhang Baichuan asked.
"No problem." Lei Feng said cheerfully.
"That's good, haha, remember, you must manage the class well. As long as you manage the class well, everything will be a trivial matter!"
Zhang Baiwan warned Lei Feng repeatedly, called a teacher and asked him to take Lei Feng to Class 1, Grade 3.
After Lei Feng left, Zhang Baichuan bent over and nodded to the woman on the sofa, with a flattering smile on his face.
"Director Shen, what do you think of this Lei Feng? He who has returned from studying abroad can be a banner and a signboard for our school. The source of students will be even wider by then, but we don't have such knowledgeable teachers in the whole city."
The woman lowered her eyebrows, gently rubbed her forehead, and thought for a while before saying, "Principal Zhang, arrange a dormitory for me. I want to live in the school for a few days."
"Okay, okay!" Zhang Baichuan nodded vigorously, his face almost blooming with excitement.
The woman looked at the closed office door, her eyes moved, and she whispered to herself in Latin: urrit, homuncio.
The person who took Lei Feng to Class 1, Grade 3, was the leader of the same grade group, a male teacher in his thirties who taught Chinese named Sun Hao. When he learned that Lei Feng was going to be the head teacher of Class 1, Grade 3 At this time, there was deep sympathy on his face.
"Teacher Lei, are you sure you want to teach Ultimate Class 1?" Sun Hao asked Lei Feng softly.
"Yes, I'm applying for the job as the head teacher of Class 1, Grade 3." Lei Feng took out a pack of soft Chinese and stuffed it into Sun Hao and said with a smile: "Smoking, smoking, I'll have to rely on you to give my brothers more advice in the future, hehe. .”
After getting a pack of soft Chinese, Sun Hao became even more enthusiastic, thinking that this new turtle is quite sensible.
"Teacher Lei, I would like to advise you, if you really can't hold on, don't hold on." Sun Hao said earnestly: "The students in Class 1 are not ordinary students. Although the revolution is important, the body is more important. Remember !Remember!”
After hearing such words, Lei Feng rubbed his nose and was a little confused: Aren't they just a group of student dolls? Are they still like pirates?
"Well, that's Class 1 over there, I'll accompany you here." Sun Hao pointed to the class in front.
"good!"
Lei Feng adjusted his glasses frame hard, straightened his chest, clenched his fists, and was ready to enter his own class and start his own career as a gardener.
"Wait!" Sun Hao stopped Lei Feng again and asked, "Do you still have any cigarettes on you?"
Before Lei Feng could answer, Sun Hao returned the Soft China in his hand to Lei Feng and said: "Brother, I think you are also a real person. After you go in, you may feel better if you spread a circle of cigarettes."
After finishing speaking, Sun Hao looked at Lei Feng for a while with a pitiful sigh, waved his hand and turned around to walk away.
Holding the cigarette he sent out and returned, Lei Feng felt that Teacher Sun was quite good, but he was too good at scaring people.
Damn it, I will be Teacher Lei from now on, a glorious people's teacher. Giving away cigarettes to my students? This is against the teacher's dignity and morality, and I can't do it.
Lei Feng was full of ambition, wiped his face hard, and became full of smile. He wanted to leave a good impression on the students and teach them to use emotion and reason. Children are all playful. When I was in school, I used to
I peeked at the female teacher taking a shower.
After tidying up his appearance, Lei Feng strode into the ultimate class, looking extremely amiable.
