When he arrived at his own apartment suite, Lei Feng used a whole bottle of shampoo and a bottle of shower gel to finally wash his body clean.
Shame, oh shame, I have lived so long and lived like a dog, and I was taken care of by a bunch of half-grown children. What the hell is unrestrained youth, bullshit! Youth should be spent in a cage, otherwise it will never happen.
Know how to imagine the blue sky.
"Ahhhhhhh!!!..." Lei Feng was furious, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt aggrieved.
He wants revenge, wants revenge!
"Tuk tuk tuk..."
There was a knock on the door.
"Who!" Lei Feng shouted.
"Tuk tuk tuk..."
The knocking on the door continued.
Lei Feng casually wrapped himself in a bath towel and went to open the door, shirtless.
"Who are you? Why are you not sleeping at noon?" Lei Feng shouted angrily.
But the person who knocked on the door opened his mouth and said: "What about someone who stayed up late at night and climbed onto someone else's balcony?"
After hearing this and seeing the person in front of him, Lei Feng was stunned for a moment, then showed a simple and honest smile.
It turned out that the person who knocked on his door was a destined woman, a banana and a vibrator, a woman he had met three times in a row.
"Teacher Lei, you..."
"What's wrong with me?" Lei Feng looked at himself and felt that there was nothing wrong with him.
But he didn't think there was anything wrong with it, but the other party didn't think so.
Lei Feng's bare upper body is covered with scars, giving people a great visual impact, even terrifying.
"Huh..." The woman took a deep breath, her mature cheeks turned slightly red, and she stared at the hideous scar on Lei Feng's left chest and said with a little effort: "Hello, Teacher Lei, I am Shen Xinlan."
After saying this, the woman's face became even redder, as if there was a blazing fire burning in her body, making her red cheeks extremely hot.
"Once we were born, we got acquainted the second time, and we are good friends the third time, hehe." Lei Feng chuckled, and taking advantage of his height, he quickly glanced at Shen Xinlan's collar and thought to himself: Tsk, tsk, it's really good, white and tender, good.
Big pineapple, absolutely big pineapple!
"Haha, Teacher Lei, don't you invite me to come in and sit down?" Shen Xinlan shrugged her shoulders, raised her head slightly, and suddenly exuded an elegance that is rare for ordinary people.
Staring at Shen Xinlan's mature and rosy cheeks, Lei Feng patted his head and thought for a moment and asked: "Pineapple, do you know where to find the knife?"
"Pineapple?" Shen Xinlan was startled.
"Pineapple." Lei Feng nodded very seriously, stretched out his hand to gesture on Shen Xinlan's chest and said, "I wonder if you have read a book called Pride and Prejudice. Your rice is a typical pineapple-shaped rice.
rice."
"You!" Shen Xinlan was angry. This was the first time she encountered a man talking about her breasts in front of her as if it was nothing.
Facing Shen Xinlan's angry face, Lei Feng blinked his eyes and said with an innocent face: "This is a world famous book, you might as well take a good look at it. Besides, we are both good friends. What's wrong with you?"
I haven’t seen any of it? We are all adults, and what we are having is just a conversation between adults. Don’t be angry, in the worst case I will invite you to come in and sit for a while.”
Shameless, this is a shameless guy!
Shen Xinlan stared at Lei Feng for a long time, then suddenly she covered her mouth and smiled. Her plump body trembled slightly with her laughter, especially the fat chest. It was so charming, not to mention how charming it was.
Lei Feng was stunned.
"Little man..."
"Big man!" Lei Feng corrected seriously.
"Big?" Shen Xinlan glanced at Lei Feng's body covered under the towel, licked her lips and said, "How big is it?"
"Twenty-seven years old!" Lei Feng said with certainty.
"Kekeke..."
"Don't laugh." Lei Feng said to Shen Xinlan extremely seriously: "I am indeed twenty-seven years old, so I am not a little man, I should be a big man."
"Okay, okay, you are a grown man." Shen Xinlan gave Lei Feng a charming look, straightened her face and said, "I came to see you on business."
Hearing these words, Lei Feng's face froze and he took a step back: "I just said I would live here, and I haven't had time to buy bananas or something. Why don't you wait?"
"I……"
"By the way," Lei Feng rubbed his nose and continued: "It's best not to use a vibrator. That thing is actually not very good. I watched TV and it said that 99% of the vibrators are not up to standard and will cause leakage.
If you really need it, it is recommended to use green and environmentally friendly products, such as bananas, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. Don’t thank me, I am telling you this from the perspective of a good friend. I have a friend who is
If you need anything, you can call an old traditional Chinese medicine doctor who has been transferred from the army. Just mention my name and he will give you a discount..."
"I do not need……"
"You used it!"
"I'm not……"
"You used it!"
Lei Feng spoke firmly, because he really saw Shen Xinlan using a vibrator to play with himself, and there was absolutely no way he could be wrong about this. Not only was he not wrong, he could use his own personality to vouch for it: Shen Xinlan used a vibrator last night, and she also
Rolling around on the sheets!
"Okay, I admit that I used it." Shen Xinlan nodded helplessly and turned to leave.
"Wait a minute!" Lei Feng stopped Shen Xinlan and said, "Don't you want to sit for a while? Why don't you sit for a while?"
"No need." Shen Xinlan said coldly: "Teacher Lei, you'd better forget what you saw, including the vibrating egg."
After saying that, Shen Xinlan turned and left, leaving a confused Lei Feng.
"Is it true that the bigger a woman is, the harder it is to see through her heart? The flesh is too thick? They say they are friends, but how can friends be like this?" Lei Feng muttered, reaching out to close the door.
Shen Xinlan was really angry when she left. She had the urge to hit the wall. What does it mean to run over by herself? Is it humiliating herself?
To be fair, if Shen Xinlan wanted a man, there would be a lot of men courting her at her fingertips. But she didn't want it, otherwise how could she comfort herself with a vibrator alone late at night?
The reason why she went to find Lei Feng was very complicated. The most important thing was not that she was familiar with him once and for all, but that she found more and more that Lei Feng was like the same person, with the same bullet wounds, the same glib tongue, the same gangster, and even the same person.
All have the same last name...
If this were not the case, she would never stay here.
"Lei Xiao, Lei Xiao, where are you?" Shen Xinlan sat on the window sill of her room and sighed softly.
At this time, Lei Feng was looking for someone to take advantage of him in the room. He discovered a very serious problem: pure preaching could no longer meet the educational needs of the times. Although violence was not the fundamental way to solve the problem, it was absolutely useless.
There is no doubt that violence is definitely the best means of suppression.
Any preaching must be based on suppressing slavery, otherwise it will be useless.
After the encounter in the morning, Lei Feng came to a clear understanding and prepared to implement a violent suppression teaching method in the afternoon. This method has been tried and tested and can be called the best trick among tricks.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, Lei Feng was wearing a pair of flowery trousers, a pair of wooden clogs, a gold chain snatched from the black boss in Xincheng District around his neck, and three large gold rings on his hands, dangling upwards.
Class 31 left.
The guy didn't find him, but the half of the sugar cane in his hand should be of some use. Unfortunately, he ate half of the sugar cane before he even reached the door of the classroom, so he had to go empty-handed.
The classroom was noisy, people were kissing each other, people were playing with their phones, people were chatting, people were talking on the phone, it was bustling, it was no different from a vegetable market.
In front of the blackboard, a young female teacher wearing big black glasses was about to cry because of the students in the class. She kept trying to maintain order. Unfortunately, she couldn't maintain order at all. Not only that, she was called a buck-toothed girl by the students below.
.
The reason is that this petite female teacher, who is smaller than 1.6 meters tall and has a mouth full of steel teeth, does not look very good-looking.
"You, get out." Standing at the door of the class, Lei Feng pulled the big gold chain around his neck with one hand and pointed at the female teacher with the other to let her out.
The female teacher turned her head and saw Lei Feng, her eyes were startled, and she immediately packed up her lesson plan and walked out.
When the students in the class saw the image of Lei Feng coming, they immediately became silent and looked eagerly at the class teacher who had a completely different temperament from the morning.
"Click! Click!"
The clogs collided with the floor, making a crisp sound. Lei Feng stood on the podium, facing all the students in the Ultimate Class 1.
"Duoduo!" Lei Feng shouted, his eyes like lightning, staring at Duoduo, who was the squad leader.
Seeing Lei Feng dressed like this, Duoduo had a premonition that the uncle's head teacher was going to get angry, so she immediately stood up obediently.
"Get out! Stand still!" Lei Feng waved his hand and pointed to the door.
Duoduo obediently left her seat and walked outside the classroom.
"Duoduo, why are you going?" Qimeng, who was at the same table, pulled Duoduo and said, "Are you still afraid of this head teacher who was defeated by us?"
Duoduo looked confused and whispered: "Qimeng, please go out with me to stand."
"Why?" Qimeng said with a surprised look on her face: "Are you going to bow your head and admit defeat to a defeated general? Didn't you see how badly we punished him this morning?"
"Alas..." Duoduo sighed softly and whispered into Qimeng's ear: "Listen to me, sister, come with me to stand for punishment. Our final class is probably going to collapse."
Qimeng was dubious, but finally followed Duoduo out of the classroom.
Seeing Lei Feng yelling at Duoduo to stand for punishment, the class immediately exploded, screaming that they wanted to kill Lei Feng. Among them were a few male students in the last row whose hair was dyed blonde and who wore weird clothes.
most.
"Close the door." Lei Feng pointed at the classroom door with a stern expression.
Duoduo was very wise and silently closed the classroom door.
The moment he closed the classroom door, Lei Feng stared angrily and roared: "You scolded the guy next door!"
The voices in the classroom were immediately silenced by this roar, and all the students looked in disbelief as if they had a new class teacher.
"Fuck you, who are you scolding?" A student with dyed green hair rushed up suddenly, picked up an iron pipe and threw it at Leifeng.
Lei Feng raised his right fist, glared at the opponent, and hit the solid wood desk hard.
With a "boom", the solid wood desk shattered under Lei Feng's fist and collapsed.
The student who rushed up was stunned, but he could no longer control the iron pipe in his hand and hit Lei Feng hard on the head.
"Bang!"
The student's body flew directly from the first row of the classroom to the wall at the back of the classroom, and fell heavily to the ground, vomiting blood and passed out.
Lei Feng touched his intact head, picked up the somewhat deformed iron pipe on the ground, folded it up with a little force of his hands and threw it to the ground.
"First, whoever wants to fuck my mother, I have to fuck his mother first," Lei Feng said with a ferocious look on his face, holding out a finger: "Second, this is my class, I say one thing, one thing, two words.
It’s two; third, you idiot, get out of my class immediately.”
The classroom was quiet, no one dared to speak, and even breathed carefully. They had never seen anyone so fierce, who could kick someone more than ten meters away with one kick.
"Fuck! It's too bad!" A roar came from the last row of teachers.
Lei Feng moved and rushed towards the last row, like a lion hunting on the African savanna!
