After a busy night, Lei Feng finally returned to school and lay down in his apartment, having a good sleep.
This sleep was so dark that the two consecutive days of drinking and the endless tasks made Lei Feng, who was as strong as a tiger, unable to bear it. He had a sweet dream, dreaming that he finally climbed into Xiao Lu's bed, and then left.
Xiao Lu's legs squeezed the baby hard.
Lei Feng squirmed hard in his sleep, holding Xiao Lu's inflatable doll...
"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!" There was a fierce knock on the door, and anxious shouts came from outside: "Teacher Lei, Teacher Lei, wake up quickly, wake up quickly, something bad is going to happen, something is going to be bad.
!”
In his sleep, Lei Feng turned over and continued to sleep soundly with his arms around the inflatable doll.
"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!" The knocking on the door became more and more urgent.
Finally, Lei Feng couldn't bear the noise of knocking on the door, jumped up from the bed and shouted loudly: "Who is it! It's so early in the morning, and you don't want anyone to sleep!!!"
While roaring, Lei Feng walked to the door with eyes wide open, stretched out his hand to open the door, and said to Qimeng who knocked on the door: "My love, what time is it? Can you have a good sleep so early in the morning?
"
Qimeng's eyes widened as she knocked on the door. The cute baby's face was full of shock, and then became extremely shy, with red clouds all over her face.
"My love, can you put on your clothes first?" Qimeng said sheepishly.
Lei Feng always sleeps naked. This has nothing to do with health, but sleeping naked is really comfortable and can liberate the mind while liberating the body.
Just like some people in this impetuous society advocate return and go out naked. Although it is difficult to be accepted by people, it is a true return after getting rid of the constraints.
"Ouch!" Lei Feng shouted, covering his crotch and running towards the house, hurriedly putting on clothes.
Seeing Lei Feng's embarrassment, Qimeng pursed her lips and smiled, smiling very shyly.
At this time, Qimeng saw a woman lying on Lei Feng's bed, and she was also a woman with a very good-looking figure. The expression on her face could not help but freeze for a moment, and slowly became aggrieved.
This is the mentality of a little girl, very simple and direct. A little girl of this age can fall in love with a man in a short period of time, thinking that this man is her true love. Then she will care about everything about this man, even if
She knows that this man does not belong to her, but she will be jealous when she sees this man with other women.
This would not be the case if she were a little older, but the little girl Qimeng is only seventeen years old, which is the age when she is most loyal and persistent in love.
"Teacher Lei, I didn't know there was someone in your room..." Qimeng bit her lip and whispered, preparing to leave.
"Where is there anyone?" Lei Feng put on his big pants and turned around and said, "Although I have a wife, I am a happy single now."
"bed……"
Just when she was about to say the word "bed", Qimeng rubbed her eyes hard, her face full of surprise. Just now she thought the person lying on the bed was a woman, but after seeing it clearly, she realized that it was not a real person, but a woman who looked like a real person.
doll.
"What kind of bed?" Lei Feng looked towards his bed and saw an inflatable doll that looked exactly like Xiao Lu.
He found that Qimeng was also staring at the inflatable doll, which made his old face turn red like a monkey's ass.
"Uh... this, this..." Lei Feng cleared his throat, wiped his face hard, smiled and said to Qimeng: "My love, do you know how old the teacher is this year?"
Qimeng shook her head. She was curious why Lei Feng put a doll that looked like a real person on his bed. Do men also like dolls?
"Teacher is twenty-five or six years old this year. Physiologically speaking, he has entered the peak maturity period. After entering the peak maturity period, various physiological functions will show up, especially the need for physiological sound. Oh, this physiological
Do you need to understand?" Lei Feng slowly put on his glasses and said in a reserved and gentle manner: "I think I should have told you about this issue in biology class, that is, men will have sex after they mature -
Impulse, sexual needs. But when a man doesn't have a woman by his side, how should he satisfy this need?"
Qimeng looked at Lei Feng and shook her head vigorously. How could she know such a question? She was not a boy.
"Haha, this starts with the expanded interests of life after the improvement of material conditions, such as this inflatable doll." Lei Feng lifted the quilt and calmly picked up the one-to-one Xiao Lu version of the inflatable doll and explained.
: "This kind of inflatable doll is made of special silicone and has very little difference in skin temperature from that of a real person. In addition, her sexual organs are the same as those of a real person and can fully meet the normal needs of a normal man. So...
…Do you understand now?”
After explaining, Lei Feng hung the big gold necklace around his neck and looked at Qimeng with a smile. He believed that Qimeng would understand him, because Qimeng was a very sensible child.
"Does this mean you can use this kind of doll when there are no women around?" Qimeng asked, pointing to the inflatable doll.
"Yes, that's it." Lei Feng nodded approvingly and said: "One doll can be used by one person, which eliminates cross-infection. It is safe and secure. There is no need to wear condoms, no need to take medicine, and it reduces sexual crimes in society. To put it simply,
Those who make inflatable dolls are the ones who really benefit society. They are selfless and solve the root causes of sexual crimes that have existed for thousands of years. It's really... uh, do you understand what I'm saying?"
Qimeng wrung her hands together, and the cute doll's face was so red that it was bleeding. Suddenly, she pointed at Xiao Lu's version of the inflatable doll and said loudly: "Your doll is broken and is dripping."
A few drops of milky white residual liquid dripped down between the legs of the inflatable doll and fell to the ground, blooming into several brilliant flowers...
There was a reason why Qimeng came to Lei Feng in a hurry. All the students in the class ran to the back of the school to prepare for a fight. The reason was because a guy outside the school fell in love with a female classmate in the class and molested her.
Zhang Tianyu and Lang Lang beat them up severely. Then the other party was unhappy and directly called a group of people to fight.
What are the roles of the Ultimate Class? They have always been awesome and coaxing, except when they were defeated by Lei Feng. But after being defeated, they became even more arrogant. According to the words of Zhang Tianyu and Lang Lang: Damn, we have the ultimate teacher.
What a bird!
This is what Zhang Tianyu and Lang Lang said this morning. The two guys returned to school obediently early in the morning and decided to follow Lei Feng.
It was no longer morning, but noon. After being woken up, Lei Feng held a cup of soy milk in his left hand and a chicken leg in his right hand, and walked toward the back mountain wearing large flower pants and a large gold chain.
All the students from the Ultimate Class are gathered in the back mountain. They are facing a group of street gangsters. The Ultimate Class headed by Duoduo is negotiating with the other party. The students behind them, regardless of gender, are all fucking.
"They're all here to fool around. Just tell me, what do you want to do?" Duoduo put her hands on her hips and pointed her thumbs at the classmates behind her in an arrogant manner, saying, "You don't want to ask, what's behind our final class?"
What's the origin of it all? You can't fight, and you can't play with money either. I came to the back mountain today not to fight with you, but to ask you to apologize!"
Duoduo's words were quite strong, and even Lei Feng didn't realize that this little girl still had such domineering power.
"Eh, haha... This girl is pretty good, with a pretty face and a straight face. This one is mine, hahaha..."
The person opposite was teasing Duoduo, which made Duoduo so angry that she raised her hand and was about to hit her.
"Teacher Lei is here, Teacher Lei is here!" Zhang Tianyu next to him grabbed Duoduo and whispered.
Lei Feng walked towards the top of the mountain step by step. He walked very slowly, step by step, very determined and very real, just like the slow motion in the movie.
"My love, do you have your mobile phone?" Lei Feng asked.
"Bring it." Qimeng nodded.
"Find a song and turn the volume up to the maximum." Lei Feng said with a proud look on his face: "Let's choose Fa Ge's Gambling King!"
Qimeng immediately looked for this song, then turned the volume on her phone to maximum and played it.
Amidst the sound of music, Lei Feng made a shining appearance, holding a four-yuan Hongmei cigarette in his mouth and rubbing the big gold ring on his left hand with his right hand.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"It's so silly and so funny, it makes me so happy, hahaha..."
"Where did this second-rate guy come from? He's a complete idiot!"
"..."
The ridicule reached the ears of Lei Feng, who appeared in the form of gambling king Fa Ge. Although it was a bit harsh, Lei Feng's face was as deep as a lake.
"Uncle, they bully people!" Seeing Lei Feng, Duoduo complained to Lei Feng with a look of grievance.
Lei Feng nodded, took a deep drag on the cigarette, held it between two fingers, glanced around his students, and nodded with emotion.
"Hey, that idiot, what's the matter with you here? Do you want to be damned?" A coaxing voice came from the other side.
"Swish!" "Bang!"
Lei Feng turned around and threw out the soy milk in his hand, hitting the guy who made the noise accurately on the head.
The soy milk exploded and dyed the guy's head and face milky white.
"You scolded the guy next door!" Lei Feng glared at the group of people and shouted: "When I lecture my students, you should interrupt less. This is respect, respect for the people's teachers!"
After cursing, Lei Feng gave the group of people a fierce look, full of murderous intent.
"Are you their boss?" A man with long hair came out and asked Lei Feng.
With a "swish" sound, Lei Feng stretched out a finger: "Please respect my profession, because I am a people's teacher."
After finishing speaking, Lei Feng didn't care about the other party's reaction at all. He glanced at all the students in the Ultimate Class one with his glaring eyes, and used his stern eyes to make these guys bow their heads.
"I just want to ask one question," Lei Feng asked, stroking the big gold ring: "Who am I to you?"
"Teacher." Duoduo answered first.
"You are our homeroom teacher!"
"Teacher Lei!"
"You are our respected and beloved head teacher, the ultimate teacher!"
"..."
Lei Feng was very disappointed, extremely disappointed. He felt that his heart was wrapped in sadness at this time. It turned out that after experiencing so much, he was just an ordinary teacher.
"Teacher Lei, you are my love!" Qimeng suddenly shouted.
Hearing Qimeng's call, all the students immediately reacted and loudly confessed their love to Lei Feng, admitting that Lei Feng was their love and they were also Lei Feng's love.
Hearing this, Lei Feng finally showed a smile on his old face and waved to stop.
"Are you done yet?" The young man opposite became impatient and said to Leifeng, "Don't be so fucking stupid here. Why is a bad teacher meddling in so many other things? Just teach you well."
Lei Feng ignored him at all, but glared at his student with a serious face and reprimanded: "Why don't you tell me? Why don't you tell me when something like this happened? Although it is just a small thing, it is
It makes me very sad. Because I am insignificant in your hearts, and you have not considered your love at all."
"Oh, uncle, who knows where you committed another crime last night..."
"Duoduo!" Lei Feng glared at Duoduo fiercely and whispered: "I didn't commit any crime last night. I went to save the world and rescue the hostages."
Duoduo muttered silently in her heart: If this is not a crime, what else is a crime? Save the world, rescue the hostages...Uncle, you are bragging again...
"Students," Lei Feng took a deep drag on his cigarette, exhaled it slowly, nodded vigorously and said, "If you want to fight, just go ahead and do it. If they attack you in a group, just chop them with a knife. I will pay 300,000 for you. Politics
The teacher will accompany you to the court, the Chinese teacher will help you with your defense, and the math teacher will calculate your odds of winning. If you are imprisoned, the geography teacher and physics teacher will help you survey the terrain, the chemistry teacher will help you prepare explosives, and the physical education teacher will rescue you.
You, I will lead all the teachers and students in the school to pick you up at the school gate!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.
"Fuck you, come on!" Lei Feng's eyes widened, he reached out and took off one of his slippers and shouted: "Anyone from the Ultimate Class who dares to fucking bully me, I will beat him until his parents don't recognize him! This is
My career, I want to defend this sacred cause!"
The whole class rioted, and followed the howling Lei Feng as he rushed towards the group of people on the opposite side.
For a while, there were constant shouting and killing sounds in the back mountain. Finally, under the leadership of Lei Feng, the gangsters were beaten away.
When Lei Feng walked past each student, looked at each other with affirmative eyes, and squeezed their shoulders deeply, the students in the Ultimate Class suddenly felt an indescribable sense of excitement and pride.
Facing the wounded, Lei Feng clenched his fist and said solemnly: This is a battle!
