Xiao Lu stared at Lei Feng for a long time, but finally said nothing and walked towards Mo Qingyan's house next door with a complex expression.
"Honey, I will really compensate. I will repair the door, and then..." Lei Feng shouted, with a strange look on his face.
According to normal circumstances, Xiao Lu should be angry and furious, but this little girl didn't say anything, as if she had forgiven herself. Hehe, could it be that I successfully trained her?
"Girl, my surname is Long and my name is Aotian." Long Aotian, whose eyes were shining brightly, stood up at some point and introduced himself to Lei Bing gracefully.
There was a gentlemanly smile on his face. Although it was covered with blood and dust, these dust objects could not block his blazing gaze at all. Although he was embarrassed, this embarrassment appeared under the sunny smile.
So vivid, so full of life and interest.
"You want to pick me up?" Lei Bing asked with a smile.
"Oh, the girl from the snowy mountain sanctuary in my heart, I just want to keep your most beautiful face with my eyes. You are not instant noodles, how can you make them?" Long Aotian continued sincerely: "Maybe we can
Take a swim on the shores of Venice Lake, or take a stroll in St. Petersburg. Of course, the maple leaves in the sky seem to be a good choice. In fact, my life is bumpy and full of twists and turns. I have always been looking for a dream, a beautiful but distant dream.
When I saw you, I realized that this dream was close at hand. I wanted to catch it, but I was afraid of being rude to the beauty. The green zijin, lingering in my heart; the green zipei, lingering in my thoughts, in the dream, where is it?
…”
Lei Bing's eyes widened, and so did Lei Feng's.
Lei Bing's eyes widened because he felt that Long Aotian was really crazy and could almost compete with his brother; Lei Feng's eyes widened because this guy had learned all his own kung fu and then...
Pick up your own sister here.
"There's so much nonsense," Lei Feng raised his eyebrows and said, "In the final analysis, do you really want to pick me up?"
Hearing this, Long Aotian immediately shook his head and said: "No, no, no, I'm not trying to flirt with you. This word is simply an insult to you. I'm just expressing it, using all the words I can think of.
The expression "bubble" is vulgar, boring, and highly insulting, and it absolutely cannot be used on you."
"You are a psycho." Lei Bing said lightly.
"Theoretically I am a psychopath, but in fact I am not a psychopath." Long Aotian was eloquent and talked eloquently: "My tendency to be a psychopath is that I met you, because your appearance filled my gloomy vitality with sunshine.
This led to fundamental illogical changes in my thinking. In fact, I am a very reserved person. My thinking is based on the fixed patterns of normal human categories. After your stunning intrusion, a disordered combination occurred. This is a theory. But in reality
I am not a psychopath, and the characteristic of not being a psychopath is..."
There was the sound of hurried running outside the door, and two 120 emergency doctors came over panting carrying a stretcher and asked loudly: "Who needs first aid, hurry!"
Lei Feng took a step back in silence and decided not to participate in anything here anymore.
"This is a mental patient." Lei Bing pointed at Long Aotian.
"Mental illness?" The doctor was stunned for a moment, looked at the extremely embarrassed Long Aotian and said, "That's okay, the hospital has a neurology department."
"No, no, no, I'm not mentally ill, I'm just a theoretical psychopath, not a real psychopath, let alone a psychopath." Long Aotian waved his hand, pointed at Dr. Lei Bingchong and said: "You guys don't understand the situation at all.
My neurosis is entirely based on this beautiful girl. If she says I am neurotic, then I am neurotic. Haha, of course, if he says I am mentally ill, then I am also mentally ill. To be honest, neurosis and psychosis are completely different.
What can be communicated with each other is based on the chaotic structure of thinking. Judging from my many years of medical experience, my thinking structure is indeed chaotic. If you have to say that I am mentally ill, you can, but this kind of mental illness is completely
The expression of love. To put it more bluntly: I fell in love with this girl, I will live for her, die for her, and become mentally ill for her!"
After finishing speaking, Long Aotian looked at Lei Bing with blazing eyes. His eyes were full of firm love and obsession, showing that he was crazy about you.
The two doctors looked at Long Aotian and then at Lei Bing, standing there in a daze. They felt that this man was really a bit mentally ill, and his words were all incoherent.
"Really love me?" Lei Bing asked Long Aotian with a smile.
"The sea has changed! The sea has dried up and the stone has rotted!" Long Aotian said firmly.
"I believe it!" Lei Bing walked up to Long Aotian and nodded heavily.
At this moment, Long Aotian's face showed an expression of watching the sunrise with the clouds clearing. Unfortunately, Lei Feng, who was standing aside, didn't think so. In his eyes, Lei Bing seemed to have two little devil horns on his head.
A small tiger tooth turned into two sharp fangs.
"Do you dare to enter a mental hospital for me?" Lei Bing raised his head at Long Aotian.
The moment he raised his head, a heroic spirit that ordinary girls did not have came over him, igniting Long Aotian's fearless and pure manly aura.
"Dare!" Long Aotian nodded vigorously.
"Oh, let's go then." Lei Bing smiled and said to the doctor: "Do you have a straitjacket?"
"Uh... yes..."
A doctor ran into the ambulance and rummaged around to find a straitjacket.
"Put it on!" Long Aotian said without blinking.
"Do you want to wear it?" The doctor looked at Lei Bing questioningly.
"Wear, what are you talking about?" Long Aotian said loudly with a dissatisfied look on his face: "If you don't put this clothes on for me today, I will destroy your hospital."
Wear it! You’ve already said you’re going to wear it, so why should you hesitate?
Long Aotian put on a restraint and was placed on a stretcher. The moment he was taken away, he stared at Lei Bing affectionately and hummed softly: "I am willing to do it for you, I am willing to do it for you... woo woo
Woo..."
The doctor quickly blocked Long Aotian's mouth, pulled him into the ambulance and took him away.
Looking at the ambulance leaving, Lei Feng was filled with emotion and whispered to Lei Bing: "Sister, Lao Long is my friend after all. Isn't this a bit too much?"
"It's too much? I don't think so." Lei Bing patted his clothes and said, "This is of his own free will, and I don't have to ask him to do it, right?"
"Well……"
This is indeed the case. Long Aotian is a completely voluntary act. He is willing to enter a mental hospital for the goddess without knowing her name. His sincerity cannot be described in words.
"Lei Feng, I'm leaving, remember to compensate for my losses." Lei Bing looked at Lei Feng with a smile.
"Loss? What loss?" Lei Feng looked puzzled.
"I was hunting a lion in Sierra Leone, but you called me here. The lion swallowed an unlucky man who was smuggling diamonds, and the unlucky man hid all the diamonds in his body. You said my loss
How big is it?"
"But I didn't ask you to come." Lei Feng looked puzzled.
"You made the call." Lei Bing reminded Lei Feng.
"I didn't," Lei Feng said, "I couldn't hide from you in time, so why would I call you? Sister, please spare my brother. With your appearance, even if I haven't seen you for thirty or fifty years, I will still call you."
I won’t miss you. When I was little, you locked me in a chicken coop, and after you beat me, you complained first, and tricked me into stealing Aunt Xiao’s underwear. The most disgusting thing is that you hugged me and kissed me on the street, scaring me away.
My first love. Do I owe you something in my previous life or should I owe it to you in this life? Sister, I beg you, don’t torture your brother anymore, I can’t bear it.”
"Hehe..." Lei Bing blinked and said, "I don't care anyway, I remember you told me how big the little mommies are, and you also made a detailed comparison."
"Damn! That's to help you look at it, okay!" Lei Feng yelled with wide eyes: "You were just growing up at that time, and seeing your chest getting bigger and bigger, you became afraid..."
"Anyway, I don't care. Anyway, if you peek at all the little mothers and talk nonsense to me again, I will tell all about you!" Lei Bing had a fierce look on his face.
As his arrogance waxed and waned, Lei Feng retreated and could only choose to surrender. He swore that the purpose of peeking at his little mother was to eliminate the fear of his developing sister, and that he had absolutely no dirty thoughts.
"Okay, I'm leaving." Lei Bing whistled, turned around and left.
Staring at Lei Bing's disappearing back, Lei Feng kept praying: Never come back, never come back...
The housekeeper next to her, Alice, stood there with a puzzled face, as if she was confused about the relationship between the brothers and sisters.
Catching Alice's confused eyes, Lei Feng shrugged helplessly and said: "My family is a perverted family, which is a major part of the tragedy of my life. Alice, maybe you see me happy, but in fact I am a
Sad people.”
Alice smiled and said: "My master's hobby is really strange."
"I...this is not my hobby, there is a reason for it." Lei Feng clarified himself.
"Master, don't blame yourself for this. Men always have an Oedipus complex, and this is not too unusual in the West." Alice comforted Lei Feng.
"This is not an Oedipus complex, but..."
"Alice understands." The housekeeper Alice smiled slightly, turned around and walked away to deal with the mess here.
Lei Feng didn't know what to say. He stared at Alice's butt wrapped in short skirt and held it in for a long time before he finally said: "Damn it, this Alice needs to be fucked!"
After standing there in silence for a long time, Lei Feng didn't know what to do. Life is so boring. He comes here and there and hits here and there, making him confused in an instant.
"Leifeng, help!..."
Suddenly, Xiao Lu's voice calling for help came from Mo Qingyan's house next door.
Hearing this sound, Lei Feng stirred and rushed towards the next door like a cheetah.
The living room of Mo Qingyan's villa was in chaos. Xiao Lu hugged Mo Qingyan tightly and huddled in the corner of the sofa, looking in horror at the woman in black holding a long knife in front of her.
The woman in black had her face covered and her eyes were full of fierceness.
Killer!
"Don't move, if you move I'll shoot!" Lei Feng put his right hand in his pocket and raised his fingers from his crotch pants to form a pistol shape.
Although this pistol was a bit nondescript, it shocked the opponent in an instant.
"I am a policeman, a confused and impulsive policeman." Lei Feng stared at the woman in black, squinted his eyes and said solemnly: "I don't care who you are, don't touch my people on my territory, otherwise I won't
I will kill you without hesitation."
"Yes!" the woman in black responded, actually holding the knife in her hand and standing there obediently and docilely.
Lei Feng narrowed his eyes and waved to Xiao Lu and Mo Qingyan.
The two women quickly ran over and hid behind Lei Feng, as if this was the safest place.
"Come to me if you have anything, my woman -" Lei Feng stretched out his hand to touch the heads of Xiao Lu and Mo Qingyan, and said proudly: "Inviolable!"
"My man cannot be insulted." The woman in black said to Leifeng in blunt Mandarin.
The ferocity in the woman's eyes disappeared, and then they became as gentle as water. The watery eyes were like a well-behaved cat, which made people feel pity and love.
"Your man?" Lei Feng curled his lips and said, "Which turtle son?"
"It's you, Lei Feng." The woman in black said unintelligibly.
"Who?!" Lei Feng's eyes widened.
"It's you!" The woman in black nodded affirmatively.
Lei Feng was confused for a moment, and Xiao Lu and Mo Qingyan behind him fell into confusion with him...
