The big blood-congested head drooped instantly, shrank into a ball at a speed visible to the naked eye, and turned into a ball of caterpillars.
Lei Feng's two legs were fighting, and he was dripping with cold sweat. If his reaction hadn't been a little faster, what would have fallen to the ground might not have been just a few strands of hair.
"You, you, what do you want to do!" Lei Feng made a trembling voice, grabbed his pants and pulled them up, and tightly covered his crotch with his hands.
"I, I..." Kazumiko's cheeks turned red, as if she knew she had done something wrong, and whispered: "I thought it was a monster, so..."
"What a monster!" Lei Feng shouted at the top of his voice: "Didn't the biology teacher teach you what this is? Haven't you ever eaten pork and seen a pig running? This is called the male root, this is called the vaginal meridian, you
Why do you women give birth to a hole? Just for me to stuff this thing into it, so as to achieve yin and yang intercourse, and then create a doll! Damn it, don’t tell me that you never went to school, don’t tell me that you have been staying in the mountains and forests.
Li, I don’t believe it!”
Purity does not mean such purity. If it is really pure like this, it is simply the best of the best, the best that makes people go crazy.
After being scolded, Kazumiko's beautiful eyes became filled with tears. She clutched the long knife tightly with both hands and stood there aggrievedly, biting her lip, like a child who had done something wrong.
"Where did you come from?" Lei Feng glared at Kazumi Zi.
"Japan." Kazumi bit her lip and whispered.
"How did it come?" Lei Feng asked.
"airplane."
"You know how to fly, don't you know these things about men and women? Damn, how did my little mother teach you? Listen to me, I can't bear your beauty, go back and forth wherever you go, Sanyounala, in vain
!”
After finishing speaking, Lei Feng turned around and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and walked out with his legs dangling.
He Meili, who was behind him, saw that Lei Feng was about to leave, so he immediately put away his knife and followed closely behind Lei Feng.
"Why are you following me? I asked you to go back to Japan." Lei Feng turned his head and glared at Kazumiko.
"I can't go back..." Kazumi said pitifully, "I will be beaten to death by the master."
"Don't worry, it's not that serious. I'll tell mom." Lei Feng waved his hand, indicating that everything was fine.
Although the two little mothers were very fierce, they were not the ones to start killing at the slightest disagreement, not to mention that they were their apprentices.
"I won't go back." Hemiko walked quickly behind Lei Feng, reached out and grabbed his clothes and said: "Master will really beat me to death. Master said: If you can't serve your husband well, commit seppuku."
Bar."
Hearing this, Lei Feng turned around, stared into Kazumi's aggrieved eyes and said, "They lied to you, not to mention you are still a member of the Japanese royal family, right princess? They dare to kill you?"
"That would be even worse." Kazumiko said seriously: "Being abandoned by your husband will not be much better than death. Besides, I am not a princess, just a member of the royal family."
"How miserable is it?" Lei Feng asked.
"It's tragic!" Kazumi nodded vigorously.
"How miserable is it?" Lei Feng rubbed his nose.
"Very miserable!"
"..."
Facing Kazumiko's serious and pure eyes, Lei Feng suddenly felt helpless. He wanted to call his little mother and ask about this blue enchantress.
"Where's the phone?" Lei Fengchong stretched out his hand to Meiko.
"What is a phone?" Kazumi looked confused.
"It's just something that can talk to people, a phone!"
"What's the phone number?" Kazumi became more and more confused.
"Cell phone, phone!"
"I have." Kazumi finally understood.
In front of Lei Feng, Kazumi spread her right hand, revealing a golden chrysanthemum emblem in her palm.
"What is this?" Lei Feng looked at this little chrysanthemum and asked doubtfully.
"Notes are the sign of a member of the royal family." Kazumiko pursed her lips and smiled and continued: "Husband, Kazumiko will not lie to you. Cheating is unforgivable and requires heavy responsibility."
The symbol of the Japanese royal family is the chrysanthemum coat of arms, which is true at all. But what Lei Feng wants is a mobile phone, not a notebook!
"I'm talking about the mobile phone." Lei Feng stared at Kazumi Zi.
"Yes, this is the diary." Kazumi thought for a moment and said, "In addition to this diary, I also have a birthmark."
After finishing speaking, Kazumi looked around, took a step forward with a shy face, pressed close to Lei Feng's body, and gently opened her shirt, revealing her breasts, which were as white as cream.
"Huh..." Lei Feng took a breath and stared at Kazumiko's charming breasts.
Very curvy, very straight, white jade, delicate and smooth, the best in the world. The most important thing is that it is like a bamboo shoot, very straight and straight, beautiful.
"Here." Kazumiko said shyly, pointing to her chest.
"Where is it? Where is it?" Lei Feng stretched his neck and flicked it with his hand.
"Ah!" Kazumi screamed, her body retracting back as if she was electrocuted.
But as soon as he retreated, he immediately became panicked: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't..."
"It's okay, it's okay." Lei Feng said with a magnanimous face: "I haven't seen it clearly yet. Come on, let me see it again."
Kazumi lowered her head and opened her clothes again to let Lei Feng take a look.
The bright cherry red color on the erect breasts is so addictive that you can't wait to take it in your mouth and inhale the wonderful taste.
After looking at it greedily for a while, Lei Feng looked away and said seriously: "Xiaolan, the light during the day is not very good, so I can't see very clearly. You just came to China from Japan, so I have to go in no matter what.
Is it the friendship of a landlord? Otherwise, it will appear that I am not qualified, and it will make people think that the Chinese people are not warm and hospitable. I will find you a hotel, and when the light is better at night, I will study your personality in detail.
Birthmark, how about it?”
Kazumiko nodded slightly and whispered: "Kamiko, listen to your husband."
At this moment, Lei Feng decided to keep Kazumi Zi. He forgave the impulsiveness of this girl just now. After all, how could a pure girl have seen that thing? It is understandable to think of it as a monster. Time, everything needs time, always
One day I will treat this as a treasure.
Just how to explain to Xiao Lu, there is another most important problem: I have no money to stay in a hotel!
"Meet my wife with me first, and then apologize." Lei Feng grabbed He Miko and walked out.
"Impossible!" Kazumi refused flatly, a look of arrogance appeared on her face again.
"Who am I?" Lei Feng stared at Kazumi Zi.
"husband."
"Whose husband?"
"Kamiko's."
"Don't you listen to your husband? Do you want me to send you to Japan?" Lei Feng said with a straight face, "You are the one who comes in last, and the younger ones should listen to the older ones. Do you understand?"
"But……"
"It's nothing." Lei Feng waved his hand and said in a manly manner: "I don't want women who don't stop talking to my husband. Why do I keep them if they don't obey me? If you don't apologize, that's fine. Go back, go back to Japan.
I don’t want you anymore.”
Hearing this, Kazumi panicked and held on to Leifeng tightly, fearing that he would throw her away.
"Do you want to apologize?" Lei Feng asked with a smile.
Under this threat, Hemeiko compromised, nodded aggrievedly, and was willing to apologize.
"That's right, that's good. Let's go, hehe..."
Lao Leile's heart was full of joy, and everyone liked beautiful women, but not everyone could meet a beautiful woman who was completely obedient and obedient.
Taking Kazumiko into the villa, Lei Feng saw an extra person in the room: a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes, wearing gold-rimmed glasses.
"Honey, hehe, Xiaolan is here to apologize to you." Lei Feng had a flattering smile on his face, pulled Hemiko out from behind, and whispered: "Apologise well, this is the eldest sister, don't make the eldest sister Sheng angry,
do you know?"
Kazumi looked reluctant, but she didn't dare to disobey Lei Feng, so she could only step forward and prepare to apologize.
"No need," Xiao Lu said coldly, "This is Lawyer Wang. The divorce documents have been prepared and I have signed them. You just need to sign them."
"Ah?!" Lei Feng was shocked and said loudly: "Honey, I don't want a divorce!"
Xiao Lu suddenly pretended to divorce, which made Lei Feng panic. Although he was very dissatisfied that Xiao Lu always refused to let him go to bed, after such a long time, he had already recognized this wife. Divorce?
Can't leave, absolutely can't leave!
"Our marriage was decided by our parents. In fact, we both know that we have no feelings." Xiao Lu said calmly: "I think divorce is the best choice. You have your life, and I have mine."
Life. I respect your opinion on divorce. Lawyer Wang will explain to you the issue of property division after divorce."
After saying that, Xiao Lu turned around and sat on the sofa side by side with Mo Qingyan, both looking cold.
"Honey, I was wrong..." Lei Feng looked pitiful.
"Ahem..." The lawyer coughed lightly and said to Lei Feng: "Mr. Lei, let me briefly talk about the issue of property division. After you divorce Ms. Xiao Lu, according to the provisions of the Marriage Law, pre-marital property..."
"What's your business!" Lei Feng glared at the lawyer and yelled: "This is my family matter, if you interfere, I will destroy you!"
The lawyer smiled and continued: "Mr. Lei Feng, the final share of the joint property you can get is..."
"Fuck!" Lei Feng rushed forward, grabbed the lawyer's neck, and said with a ferocious expression: "Get out of here, as far as you can!"
Divorce! Divorce! Lei Feng will never divorce Xiao Lu, this is his wife!
"Lei Feng, what do you want? I've had enough of you!" Xiao Lu suddenly stood up and said loudly: "The man I want is a man who is motivated, ideal, and ambitious, who can support everything for me, who can
Give me a man with a warm embrace. Not a ruffian, a hooligan, a gangster, or an idle playboy like you. You are not the man I want. Sign it and get a divorce!"
Xiao Lu's words were extremely firm and she was determined to get a divorce.
Lei Feng stared blankly at Xiao Lu. After a long while, he let go of the lawyer's neck and said with a frown: "Do you really think of me like this? I'm working hard, I work hard, I work hard on business...
"
"Fried chicken restaurant? Be a teacher? Ask yourself, should you play or work? I let you make a million just to make you work hard, but what about you?"
"Okay, stop talking, I'll sign it." Lei Feng waved his hand and signed the divorce agreement with an annoyed look on his face.
Seeing Lei Feng sign his name on the divorce agreement, a deep sadness suddenly appeared in Xiao Lu's eyes. But this sadness only passed away in a flash, and immediately returned to being cold and cold.
"Okay, you're satisfied. I don't want a dime of that bullshit property, but you have to do me a favor." Lei Feng pointed at Mo Qingyan and said: "I promised my students to invite Mo Qingyan, Mo Qingyan
I am your friend, and this is all I ask. Even though I, Lei Feng, am a bastard, I must do what I say. Of course, you don’t have to do this favor, after all, you don’t have any obligation. But I want to warn you, if you
If you refuse to help, I will kidnap you now!"
Lei Feng's face was full of irritation, and he seemed to be going berserk.
Mo Qingyan, who was sitting there, was so angry that she was just sitting here, being completely ignored as a matter of fact.
"There is nothing you can do." Xiao Lu said coldly.
"Okay, very good." Lei Feng showed a ferocious sneer, crossed his arms and raised his head and said: "I announce that you have been kidnapped."
At this moment, several bright red blood streaks appeared in Lei Feng's pupils, and they were spreading rapidly!
