Xia Xumei tugged hard on the dog leash to quiet the four dogs.
"Enemies meet on a narrow road, Comrade Lei Feng."
"Why bother...why bother..." Lei Feng said with a sad face: "Last night was just a beautiful misunderstanding. This can only prove that we are destined. Why don't you let your dog take two steps back first, and everyone can have a pleasant chat to relax.
Isn’t the atmosphere great?”
"Who said you wanted to kill my dog for meat just now?" Xia Xumei asked coldly.
"That's just an idea, but not a fact. As a police officer, you should know that physical abuse and attempted physical abuse are both crimes, but what about mental fitness?"
"That makes sense," Xia Xumei thought for a while and said, "This is a very important criminology topic. I have to go home."
"Stop!" Lei Feng shouted loudly: "In the worst case, I'll just help you!"
Xia Xumei ignored him, her smile became more and more charming, but her eyes became colder and colder, with traces of fire burning inside.
The whole night yesterday, Xia Xumei was scolding Lei Feng, a gangster. No one had ever dared to bully her like that. She almost went crazy. Today is a good day. Enemies are on a narrow road, so they can't run away.
"Do you know what kind of dog I am?" Xia Xumei's face looked a bit sinister, very evil.
"I know, big male dogs, I've even seen their little brothers." Lei Feng nodded matter-of-factly.
"I know, I asked what kind of dogs they are!" Xia Xumei said angrily.
"Big male dog, I just said it. You are so interesting. If you ask the same question twice, don't blame me for not answering you if you ask it a third time." Lei Feng looked unhappy.
Huang Jun stood next to him, trying to interrupt but couldn't. He could see that the two people knew each other, so he had better stop talking. The owner was the deputy captain of the criminal police brigade, and he had such a hot temper... Huang Jun simply rushed over.
Lei Feng showed an apologetic smile and took his security brother back to his post.
"I won't ask. I want to see whether you ate my dog or my dog ate you first. I forgot to tell you that these dogs have received formal military training and often tear rabbits alive.
, sheep, etc. But I’ve never torn anyone apart, so I don’t know if I dare.” Xia Xumei took out her nail clippers nonchalantly and trimmed her nails calmly.
"It won't be easy for you if you bite me to death. You will accept legal sanctions." After Lei Feng threatened, Xiaozhi responded with emotion and reason: "Look, you are also a police officer, you know the law and are more law-abiding than me.
Why bother, right?"
Xia Xumei frowned and said: "It seems that the existing law does not allow the owner to bear joint criminal liability if a dog bites someone to death. Dogs are just dogs after all."
"Hey hey hey..." Lei Feng showed a naive smile and said softly to Xia Xumei: "I know you are not in a good mood recently. How about this? I will help you teach that cheating turtle son a lesson and help you vent your anger. You
What do you think? To be honest, no one can understand the suffering of women better than me. Alas... it is food to eat, milk to be squeezed, and blood to be shed. It is not easy..."
"Who are you talking about?" Xia Xia's eyebrows were raised.
She really couldn't stand this guy, and he always aroused her anger.
"Hey... what do you want?" Lei Feng said with a sad face: "If you have any requests, just ask them. Don't use dogs to torment me, okay?"
"No, how dare I torment you?" Xia Xumei said innocently, "I deserve it if I get cheated on. Why should I torment you?"
"You were cheated on because of the four big male dogs you raised, right?" Lei Feng shouted.
Hearing this sentence, Xia Xumei's face darkened, darkening, and all the mature beauty and charm disappeared. This sentence hit her heart, and the dirty cheater actually suspected her of being with the dog...
…
Did you guess it? Lei Feng was stunned for a moment, and then snickered: Men don't raise cats, women don't raise dogs, no wonder you were cheated on, you raised four big male dogs, hahaha.
"The first thing, let me play with that heartless man. The second thing... wait until I think about it. Let's talk about the third thing. Wait until the second thing is completed. If you agree, I will take the dog away. If you don't agree, I will take the dog away."
,snort!"
"Why do I do three things for you?" Lei Feng shouted dissatisfied: "You are not my wife."
"If you can drive that heartless man completely crazy, I will be your wife at worst!" Xia Xumei blurted out.
But she regretted it as soon as she said the words, but she still raised her head and stared into Lei Feng's eyes. She hated that man so much. Not only did they cheat on him, but he also hooked up with her best friend. What was even more annoying was that the reason for the cheating was that he even suspected that she was with a dog.
!
Lei Feng's eyes lit up, and he looked carefully at Xia Xumei from top to bottom several times, and sighed in his heart: Yes, this girl looks good. Although she is not as good-looking as my wife, she is as bulgy as she should be.
It's very cute, especially the pair of sharp peppers, which will definitely feel very comfortable if you touch it in your hand.
To be honest, Xia Xumei has her own pride. At 1.7 meters tall, she looks like a ripe peach, with the aura of a mature woman all over her body, making people salivate. Although she is a bit fierce, she has a curvy butt and
The tall and pointed Mimi is definitely a beauty.
The most important thing is that she is very healthy, and her wheat-colored skin gives people a feeling of infinite vitality, just like a blooming flaming peony.
"Who are you?" Lei Feng asked.
This question is very important to him. When he asks this question, it is equivalent to the idea of wanting the other party to be his wife. As the saying goes, I am a hero and my father has given him seven mothers. What did he say?
You can't lose your father either.
"Yes!" Xia Xumei gritted his teeth and said.
"Deal! Take the dog away." Lei Feng immediately agreed.
"Are you going to turn around and regret it?" Xia Xumei asked.
"It's a joke," Lei Feng said proudly: "I'm not that kind of person, and I don't even bother to be that kind of person. A man must have integrity; a man must have personality. What I, Lei Feng, say is spitting out words and nailing them. This is me, incomparable.
proud!"
"It doesn't matter." Xia Xumei shrugged and said, "If you dare to break your promise, I will always find a way to deal with you."
"How to clean it up?" Lei Feng asked curiously.
"I have found out your details." Xia Xumei smiled proudly: "Your father's name is Lei Xiao, your mother's name is Fan Luoluo, and you have a twin sister, Lei Bing Fang Fang? By coincidence, I have a colleague who happens to be your sister
Comrade-in-arms, so...you understand, right?"
When he heard his sister Lei Bing's name, Lei Feng felt a chill hit his face and couldn't help but shiver.
"Hey, look, why are you dragging my sister along so well? It's really boring. Okay, let's take the dog away. I will do what I say." Lei Feng forced a smile. He just couldn't think of his extremely evil person.
younger sister.
Xia Xumei smiled charmingly and took the dog away.
Lei Feng stared at Xia Xumei's tall and straight breasts for a long time, and sighed deeply: Woman, woman, the breasts are so thick that you can't see them clearly.
"I will ask him to come out for dinner and then play crazy with him, do you understand?"
"time and location."
"wait for my call."
After saying this, Xia Xumei led the dog and walked towards the community.
Haha, she doesn’t know my phone number, I don’t even have a phone number, haha.
"If I can't find you, I'll look for your sister." Xia Xumei said something.
Damn it! Lei Feng rolled his eyes, looking unhappy.
After Xia Xumei disappeared with the dog, he hammered his legs hard to relieve the numbness from being frightened by the dog. Huang Jun from the opposite side ran over, smiling with his swollen face, and repeatedly called his benefactor.
"Benefactor, I really want to thank you just now. If you hadn't saved me, my ninety-year-old mother would have been miserable." Huang Jun supported Lei Feng obediently.
"How old are you this year?" Lei Feng asked.
"Twenty-four."
"What is ninety minus twenty-four?"
"Sixty-six."
"Your mother gave birth to you when she was sixty-six years old?"
"..."
"How shameless." Lei Feng patted Huang Jun on the shoulder and praised him: "I just like people like you, so hang out with me from now on."
"Benefactor, I..."
Working as a security guard here is a high salary, with six to seven thousand a month, plus five insurances, one housing fund, bonuses and so on. The most important thing is that the working environment is good and there are opportunities to hook up with hungry rich women. Huang Jun can
I don't want to throw away this promising job.
"unwilling?"
"Yes!" Huang Jun gritted his teeth and said, "You saved my life, so why wouldn't you want to? I, Huang Jun, am also a man. I will resign now."
Hearing these words, Lei Feng was happy: This guy is kind and I like him.
"Who said you should resign? Just keep going. I heard there are many beauties here, is that true?"
Hearing that he could continue to do it, Huang Jun breathed a sigh of relief and said excitedly: "Not only are there beautiful women, but there are also many lonely harem women. That water is so plump, hehehehe..."
"Draw me a map. The location of the beautiful woman is marked in green; the location of the harem is marked in bright red."
"What are you going to do?" Huang Jun's professional instinct made him wary.
"What do you think I want to do?"
"Benefactor, what do you want...hehehehe..."
Huang Jun's smile was evil and rippling.
You know nothing!
Lei Feng hummed in his heart: I am a filial son. My father gave me "Pride and Prejudice", and I gave him the beautiful pictures hidden in the boudoir to show my filial piety. Damn it, I have a wife, so I don't mess around.
After a dangerous battle of wits, courage, and ruthlessness, as well as rescuing people from danger, Lei Feng finally walked into the deep sea courtyard. Looking back on the whole process, it was like swords, swords, shadows, and murderous intent. In the end, he survived with a fearless spirit...
…Hey, this should be my wife’s villa, right?
There were two adjacent luxury villas in front of him, and Lei Feng couldn't decide which one belonged to his wife. He only stayed there for one night and didn't remember very clearly, but it was probably this one.
Determined to be the one on the east side, Lei Feng looked at the surveillance system installed in the villa, dexterously climbed in using the blind spots, bypassed the swimming pool and climbed towards the upper floors of the villa.
It was midday, the weather was so hot, and few people were willing to go out, which gave him the opportunity to sneak in.
After climbing up to the second floor, Lei Feng suddenly thought of a question: Damn, this is my home, right? Why should I be sneaking around?
Thinking of this, Lei Feng patted his butt, openly opened the door to the balcony room on the second floor and walked in.
A gust of cold air blew in, in stark contrast to the heat outside. Lei Feng refused to admit it, found the refrigerator, took out a can of beer, drank it in two or three gulps while lying on the large sofa, and walked towards the bathroom.
There was a faint mist in the bathroom, it must have been that Xiao Lu had just taken a shower. That was wrong, no one was seen wherever the girl went.
At this time, Lei Feng felt something was not right. Through the mist, he clearly saw a person lying in the bathtub, breathing evenly, as if he was asleep.
Wife!
Lei Feng's eyes suddenly brightened and he looked around.
