After calling him uncle, Lei Feng's face smiled like a flower in full bloom, not to mention how brilliant it was.
"Uncle! Uncle Xiaohua! Hehe..." Lei Feng stretched out his hand to pinch Du Xiaohua's shoulders, and said with a flattering look on his face: "You think this world is so small, how can I meet you here, Uncle Xiaohua? Hehe, I'm old
My dad often talks about you, praising you for your unparalleled bravery and prowess, especially your single-soldier advance and single-soldier infiltration behind enemy lines. You are like standing on the roof of the world. Even he is ashamed. I am old
Dad said that he only obeys one person in this world, and that person is Du Xiaohua! At that time, I was still wondering about your nephew, who is Du Xiaohua? Even my gangster father admired you. But now after seeing your true face in Lushan
, I deeply understand the feeling in my father's heart. Hey, how can I put it, anyway, our father and son's admiration for you is like the endless flow of the river, and like the Yellow River overflowing once and for all, the feelings are too numerous to describe.
!”
Du Xiaohua had a smile on her face, enjoying Lei Feng's right massage, wondering how this guy's disease came about. Split personality is definitely not ordinary, at least she has never seen it before.
"Uncle, Uncle Xiaohua, dear uncle!" Lei Feng said with a shy face: "I tell you, in the beginning, I never expected to meet my relatives here. I always thought that I would be completely ruined after going to prison. Now.
Okay, Uncle Xiaohua is here to protect me. Hey, relatives are relatives, those who have broken bones and connected tendons! Uncle!..."
Listening to the flattery, Du Xiaohua took a sip of coffee and said, "Actually, your dad owes me money. He and I are not friends. Do you understand?"
"Money owed to you? Damn it! This old gangster dares to owe my little uncle money!" Lei Feng stopped massaging, clenched his fists with a look of indignation and said: "Uncle Xiaohua, don't worry, my gangster father
I will definitely return the money to you, if not...you kidnap me and blackmail him!"
Lei Feng is the best. Du Xiaohua is the boss in the prison. If he doesn’t hug Du Xiaohua’s thigh, who else will he hug? Dad, it’s true. Uncle Xiaohua is such a good person and he doesn’t even pay back other people’s money. Hey,
It would be embarrassing to say it out loud.
"Hehehe..." Du Xiaohua smiled, stared at Lei Feng and said: "If your father sees me, he will kill me without hesitation; if I see your father, I will kill you without hesitation.
Him. Now you should understand the relationship between me and your father, right? Are you going to continue to flatter me?"
Hearing this, Lei Feng was startled: Damn, are you mistaken? There is still such a big hatred between them?!
"Uncle!" Lei Feng called Du Xiaohua sweetly, his face suddenly changed, he stared at the door and whispered: "Actually, my father is a scumbag! A scum! He is a street rat who beats everyone he sees.
I know that he must have robbed Uncle Xiaohua’s wife. This kind of hatred for taking away a wife and daughter is no less than the hatred of killing his father. We will definitely live together!"
Du Xiaohua's smile disappeared and she looked at Lei Feng in surprise.
"Uncle Xiaohua," Lei Feng continued: "Actually, I hate what my father did. I stamp my feet and beat my chest. But there is no way, he is my father. But I can help you,
There’s absolutely no problem with that!”
"Help me? Help me for what?" Du Xiaohua asked strangely.
The thinking of people with split personality is definitely not understandable by normal people. At least Du Xiaohua cannot understand Lei Feng's thinking now. Because this guy is going too far. The problem between him and Lei Xiao is not just about women.
The problem involves many things.
"How can I help you?" Lei Feng frowned, looked around, and whispered mysteriously: "Uncle Xiaohua, just tell me which of my little mothers is your old lover, I can definitely
I'll help you make an appointment. I definitely have the ability, because the little mothers love me the most. Just imagine, you old lovers meet, a candlelight dinner, and some tears, absolutely, absolutely! Don't worry, it's no problem.
!Let me think about it...Mama Huang! No, no, you don't have the courage of my father... Qin Ma? Damn, don't say Qin Ma is your old sweetheart, I don't believe it!...
...Aunt Monster! Stop talking nonsense, Aunt Monster only loves my father in this life! Aunt Shanshan? It’s not very reliable, she was originally my father’s sister-in-law..."
"What a mess!" Du Xiaohua interrupted Lei Feng: "Your father didn't steal my wife, stop talking."
He simply couldn't laugh or cry, how could he end up like this? Lei Xiao's son is really a top quality, but it's no wonder, Lei Xiao was already a top quality.
"It's impossible..." Lei Feng tilted his head and clasped his fingers and said doubtfully: "Look, some prince in England wanted to pick up my wife, but I beat him back to England; Long Aotian wanted to pick up my wife, but I beat him back.
I retreated with my strategy; Gao Changgong seemed to be hooking up with my wife, I had already killed him in my heart; Rong Shida's son wanted to steal my wife, but I shot him dead. Uncle Xiaohua, this kind of thing happens to men
How can you bear it? Look at me, just shoot... Oh, by the way, Uncle Xiaohua is a person with quite a charming personality. Damn! Yes, how can Uncle Xiaohua be compared to an ordinary person like me? You are
Goshawk, you are a lion, your mind is the blue sky, your embrace is the sea..."
Du Xiaohua was so mesmerized by what he heard that he even felt numb. He found that his thinking was completely unable to keep up with that of a schizophrenic. It was too jumping. It was like a spaceship in a science fiction movie making curved jumps.
, one jump is tens of thousands of light years.
"Um, Lei Feng." Du Xiaohua put down her coffee cup, interrupted Lei Feng and said, "Let's not talk about this for now, let's talk about the problem that someone is determined to kill you."
"Kill me?" Lei Feng said with a surprised look on his face: "Uncle Xiaohua, I don't care about them. My uncle is the leader, I don't care about anyone."
"Your father and I are enemies!"
"You are my little uncle."
"I wish your father would die soon."
"It doesn't matter, my dad is Xiaoqiang."
"Don't you understand what I mean?" Du Xiaohua got angry, stood up and shouted: "Your father and I are enemies, can I let his son go? The purpose of my coming to you is just to find out who you are.
Who did you offend? Why did I kill you on my territory without notifying me?"
Lei Feng blinked his eyes and spread his hands with an innocent look on his face: "Because you are my uncle and you don't understand such a simple question?"
"I……"
Du Xiaohua didn't know what to say at all. If he continued like this, he would have a split personality sooner or later.
"Tell me, what do you want?" Du Xiaohua sat down again and said with a gloomy face: "Although I have a grudge against your father, but..."
"I'm just waiting for your words, uncle!" Lei Feng rubbed his hands with excitement and said, "I will eat with you from now on? How about that?"
"This?" Du Xiaohua narrowed her eyes.
"What else could it be if it wasn't this? I have chicken and meat with you. You are my uncle. You don't care if I eat chicken or meat. Are you still an uncle?" Lei Feng suddenly took a step back and said warily: "Uncle, you
Don’t you agree? Although my father is a gangster, a bastard, a bandit and a villain, he has never treated me badly with food. If you treat me badly with food...then don’t blame me!"
"Are you threatening me?" Du Xiaohua's face became even more gloomy.
From the army to the prison, no one has ever dared to threaten him. No, some people dared to threaten him, but the people who threatened him no longer exist in this world.
"Absolute threat!" Lei Feng stretched out his hand like lightning, took the roast chicken and elbows that had just been placed in his arms and said fiercely: "If you don't care about my eating meat, you can't even think about seeing your old lover! I'll take a bite of your nephew.
There is absolutely no ambiguity in spitting and nailing. If you care about my eating meat, I will help you date your little mother. By the way, which of my little mothers is your old lover? You have to make me feel right.
no?"
Du Xiaohua's facial muscles twitched violently, and her hands trembled violently uncontrollably: Dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and mice give birth to sons who can dig holes...
"call……"
Du Xiaohua took a long breath, calmed down her anger, and said to Lei Feng: "I don't care about your meat. You go back to recuperate first. The day after tomorrow, yes, the day after tomorrow, there will be a boxing match in the prison area.
, you are ready."
Hearing this, Lei Feng was completely happy. He held the meat in his arms and said loudly: "Uncle, help me pack the rice on the table and send it to my room, and cut two kilograms of beef for me by the way! Grandma's, there is one
Uncle is good! Uncle, don’t worry, I fully support you to defeat my father and eliminate harm for the people!"
After saying that, Lei Feng walked out with a grin on his face. When he saw the prisoner along the way, he proudly shouted: Du Xiaohua is my uncle!
After Lei Feng left, Du Xiaohua lit a cigarette, sat at the dinner table and waited quietly.
After a while, a group of fully armed guards with their heads covered walked into the prison area. The warden went straight to the cell and sat in front of Du Xiaohua.
"Give me a reason." Du Xiaohua exhaled a puff of smoke and stared at the supervisor with only one pair of eyes exposed.
"Hahaha..." The guard smiled, stared at Du Xiaohua and said, "The people above are too impatient, so..."
"So you can just throw me aside?" Du Xiaohua sneered.
"Don't get me wrong, no one will ignore you. But the superiors need to deal with him as soon as possible, so," the guard said with some helplessness: "Du Xiaohua, I know that doing this will make you lose face, but this is a requirement from the superiors.
I'm just a freeloader, and it's actually very difficult to do. You should have encountered the same problem when you were in the army, and you should be able to understand my situation."
Du Xiaohua smoked continuously, her eyes narrowed, and her face became colder and colder. The other party showed no sincerity at all, and no explanation. The request from the higher-ups? Haha, it seems that the higher-ups are still unable to intervene in this prison.
"Remember," Du Xiaohua blew out a mouthful of smoke into the guard's face, and lightly tapped the table with her left index finger: "This is not your territory, but my territory. Want to kill people here? Yes, you can get my permission.
"
A ball of angry flames suddenly appeared in the eyes of the warden who was puffed with smoke, but he suppressed it firmly.
"It doesn't matter if you don't get my permission," Du Xiaohua said with a smile as she wiped out her cigarette butts, "Then kill me."
This is the real threat!
"Hahaha..." The guard laughed loudly, stood up and said: "Du Xiaohua, you can't be so arrogant, this is Qinbei Prison!"
"I'm used to being arrogant," Du Xiaohua said with a smile: "Don't try to challenge me. If you follow your way, you won't be able to kill Lei Feng. If I'm not wrong, the people above want to kill him, but they don't want to bear the burden.
The crime of killing him is because I am worried. If the tiger cub dies, how can the tiger father and tiger mother who have not been caught give up? Besides, the tiger father and tiger mother are also accompanied by the dragon son and dragon girl, hahaha..."
The guard's face became very embarrassed. Even though his cheek was covered with black cloth, it could still be seen in his eyes.
"Okay, follow my plan." Du Xiaohua said lightly: "My methods are more professional than any of you, and no one can find any problems."
"Okay!" The guard gritted his teeth and nodded, stood up and left.
The guard left, and Du Xiaohua was sitting there with her head lowered and lost in thought. He just wanted to ask who Lei Feng had offended, and who dared to bypass him here and actually assassinate him.
This is what Du Xiaohua is concerned about, because it involves her own situation here. As for the others... she is not interested!
