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Chapter 93 I'm impotent

Chapter 93 I am impotent

Lei Feng woke up slowly, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he couldn't help but groan in pain: It hurts, my whole body hurts!

"Are you awake? Is the little dark room fun?" Old Man Zhang's voice came.

Old Man Zhang's voice was faint in the darkness, and it sounded like a ghost to Lei Feng's ears. He could feel this guy's despised face without even looking at it.

"You framed me!" Lei Feng turned his head sharply, glared at Old Man Zhang and said, "You said you were honest!"

"But I didn't say there was a tunnel to escape from." Old Man Zhang made an innocent voice, and suddenly lowered his voice and said: "Shh, keep your voice down, I'm here to save you."

"Save me?" Lei Feng smiled disdainfully and said, "You obviously want to kill me, but you still have the nerve to say save me? If it weren't for my little uncle's help, I would have become a feast for rats."

"Du Xiaohua, help you?" Old Man Zhang shook his head helplessly and said: "He is not helping you, the one who really helps you is me. There will be a boxing match in the North Prison District tomorrow, and you have to go. With what you are doing now

His physical condition means he will die if he goes up to it. Do you think Du Xiaohua is helping you or harming you?"

"Help!" Lei Feng said without hesitation: "Uncle Xiaohua has to help me because of his old lover. I'm warning you, don't slander me. Uncle Xiaohua is the only relative I have here. This kind of

You don't understand feelings. If Uncle Xiaohua hurts me, how can he face his old lover? You know, the old lover is the most precious of all lovers, it's like first love. Ten years, twenty years

, when each other enters middle age, that kind of nostalgia will grow day by day. And the first love mostly comes from the student days. When classmates gather together after twenty years apart, when I see my old lover at the class reunion, that feeling... ugh,

Even though he is old and yellow, he still wants to go to Wushan with him. This is a kind of psychological trouble. You don't understand the psychological issues."

Indeed, Old Man Zhang will never understand. And many people will not understand the beauty of this feeling. For example, when you stay in a place for a long time and have feelings, and then suddenly leave for twenty years, two

When you revisit your old place ten years later, will you be eager to find the same feeling as before? Although you are old and no longer young, when you re-enter her body, you will still sigh: I, Hu Hansan, am back again



After the work is done, we undress each other, say "treasure" to each other, and no longer miss each other. The feeling of the past is no longer there. Yesterday was tight and now it is empty; I am wandering without reaching the bottom, sighing three times and two times... everything is in my heart.

To cause trouble, for the sake of one sentence: I, Hu Hansan, am back again, and I, Hu Hansan, have drifted away again...

From then on, the old place was forgotten and turned into empty soil. She was not a flower, she was not a painting, and the old lady was a yellow flower.

"Tick tock! Tick tock! Tick tock!" Old Man Zhang reminded Lei Feng.

"Huh?" Lei Feng frowned and said with a surprised look on his face: "You also know this song. I like this song. It's the episode in Beijing Love Story. I tell you, who is my favorite in it...

…”

"Tick tock! Tick tock!"

Old Man Zhang interrupted Lei Feng's words, pointed to the top of his head and made a sound again.

"You mean water dripping from the top of your head?" Lei Feng finally understood what Old Man Zhang was going to say.

"Yes!" Old Man Zhang lowered his voice and said, "That's your only chance to escape."

"Really?" Lei Feng's eyes flashed.

"Really!" Old Man Zhang nodded vigorously and said: "If it weren't for your qualifications, if it weren't for your ability to carry forward my sword skills, would I have to go to all the trouble to get you into the dark room? Don't say anything.

, if you learn my knife skills now, you can survive tomorrow. Then find an opportunity to enter the dark room again, break the sewer pipe above, and you can escape!"

"Is it that simple?" Lei Feng asked.

"It's that simple!" Old Man Zhang replied affirmatively.

"I won't do it." Lei Feng shook his head vigorously.

"Why? You can escape!" Old Man Zhang asked in surprise.

No one who stays here doesn't want to escape, but why doesn't this guy want to escape? This is the only gap in the prison. If you tell others, they will definitely use this gap to escape at all costs.

"I never do anything too simple." Lei Feng slowly sat up, raised his head and said proudly: "I was born to do great things. If I do all the simple things, what will you do?

?You also need to prove yourself, and you also need the joy of success to fill your dignity and pride. You say, you say, someone like me who was born to live for greatness, how can I bear to deprive you of your dignity, pride, and the pleasure of achievement?

What? No, I can't do that. My greatness is only relative. Without you who do simple things, how can I highlight my greatness? So whether I am in public or private life, I cannot do such simple things!

"

The impassioned words not only showed the mutual opposition between simplicity and greatness, but also fully demonstrated Leifeng's selflessness. Greatness and simplicity coexist, and the gorgeous beauty of red flowers cannot be brought out without green leaves.

Lei Feng is not stupid. Since he is doing great things, of course such simple things must be done by others. Has anyone seen a red flower being used as a green leaf? It is purely self-depreciation. Standard two.

The behavior of goods.

"Actually, this matter is not easy either." Old Man Zhang thought for a moment and said, "At least it is challenging."

"No," Lei Feng waved his hand and smiled calmly: "Challenging things should be given to young people, and I am a man who has been divorced once, so I should avoid any challenging things. You know, when I

It was only after I experienced a failed marriage that I truly matured. Although challenges are very tempting to me, I am already a mature and stable man! I can no longer conquer others with challenges, but with wisdom.

Conquest, this is the obvious sign of a mature and successful man."

Old man Zhang stared at Lei Feng for a long time, not knowing what to say. After living for such a long time, he had seen countless kinds of people in prison, but this was the first time he had seen such a top class person like Lei Feng.

"It's up to you..." Old Man Zhang shook his head and said, "You will definitely die tomorrow anyway."

Upon hearing this, Lei Feng just calmed down, stretched out a finger and said: "Uncle Xiaohua will help me, because his old lover is my little mother. Without me, there will be no one to help him with needlework."

Line. This is the psychology of men, which can also be called the three types of psychology of Hu and Han."

"But what great things have you done?" Old Man Zhang still refused to give up.

Hearing this question, Lei Feng fell silent, and a dark color appeared on his face. Great things... great things...

"Alas... there are too many..." Lei Feng sighed softly, with a look of endless loneliness in his eyes, and said with shame: "I have done too many great things, I regret it, I hate it,

Why didn't you give others a chance? Why did you make me so perfect? ​​If you could give me a chance to start over again, I promise not to throw rocks at other people's homes, smash windows, stamp on doors, hit dogs, or light haystacks.

, uncover tiles, beat primary school students, help primary school students with their homework, help primary school students fight, hold parent-teacher meetings, help take care of my wife..."

"This this……"

"Ah, by the way, boss, do you need anything?" Lei Feng clapped his fingers excitedly and said, "I am a good businessman. I am a gold medal organizer who has passed the ISO quality system certification: 1. Throw stones at someone's house for 10 yuan

, 20 for smashing the window, 50 for stamping on the door, 30 for dog smashing, small ones, negotiable, Tibetan mastiff will not be smashed; 60 for lighting haystacks, 300 for uncovering tiles, 50 for beating primary school students in grades 1 to 3, 100 for grades 4 to 6, and a beating if weighing more than 150 pounds.

Method, price negotiable; help primary school students do homework, help primary school students fight, hold parent-teacher meetings, winter vacation homework for grades 1-3, 50 yuan, grade 4-6, 100 yuan; bully classmates, height 1.3-1.4m, 50 yuan, 1.5m

- 80 yuan for 1.6m, price negotiable for 1.7-1.8m, negotiable for 1.9m and above depending on the style of play and scolding; 200 yuan to help take care of the wife in the first half of the night, 400 yuan in the second half of the night, 600 yuan for the night, and everything that does not violate conscience, morality, and great social ethics

Work, except borrowing seeds. Boss, are you interested? I'll give you a 20% discount!"

"Is this the great cause you are doing?" Old Man Zhang tilted his head and widened his eyes.

Damn it, is this a great cause? Psycho! Mental illness! A stupid idiot!

"That was done before I was fifteen years old." Lei Feng smiled proudly and continued: "After I was fifteen years old, I started donating sperm to make a great and sacred contribution to the genetic engineering of the motherland; after I was eighteen years old, I

I began to fight for the glory of the military and the strength of the motherland; in five years, I traveled around the world, and with my fearless spirit helped my comrades hook up with Swedish girls, Latin American girls, and Moroccan girls, bringing glory to the country.

Ah, by the way, I also helped a Japanese girl in the entertainment industry to complete a gorgeous transformation. That Japanese girl has a very literary name: Teacher Aang. After I turned twenty-five, I finally realized that I should have my own great career, so

I started from scratch and opened a fried chicken restaurant. You know, when the aura of greatness enveloped me, I made everyone fall in love with my fried chicken with just one sentence: Dear! Eat my chicken! Give me a good review

chant……"

Old Man Zhang completely ignored Lei Feng and went straight to sleep. He felt that living with such a psychopath was simply sad. Who the hell could be as good as this beast? But Lei Feng still kept talking and continued.

A great career that I am engaged in.

"Inflatable doll, a great cause!" Lei Feng said eloquently: "998, only 998, you can go home with a real-life inflatable doll. Special silicone plus automatic heating function, and a powerful sound simulation system... Yes

, as long as 998, you can’t suffer a loss or be cheated, 998 carries an inflatable doll home, and says goodbye to the life of a woman. Let me ask you, when you come home with such an inflatable doll, why do you need a woman..."

In the darkness, Lei Feng kept talking, and he was in an absolute state of excitement. He didn't lie down on the bed until he was completely tired, and put his hands in his crotch out of habit.

But as soon as he put his hand into his crotch, he suddenly sat up, his eyes exuding unbelievable panic: Morning erection, where is my morning erection?

The soft mass in the crotch was curled up there, showing no signs of swelling at all.

"Morning erection, morning erection, my morning erection..." Lei Feng remembered clearly that he didn't feel any sign of morning erection when he woke up. Even now, there is still no sign of it. He has been lying there softly and obediently.

Lurk it, rub it, rub it.

Lei Feng quickly stretched out his calloused right hand, looked at his dick with his eyes and mind, and began to stroke it seriously and attentively.

pity……

"Change your left hand, change your left hand!"

Lei Feng quickly changed his left hand and continued to work hard, but unfortunately there was still no reaction.

"Fuck! Master, stand up, stand up!" Lei Feng cried sadly and quickly changed his right hand.

Switch left and right, and when the left hand is tired, switch to the right hand, until the skin is almost worn out by calluses, but there is still no reaction.

The heartbreaking voice of despair resounded throughout the prison cell: I am impotent!!!...


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