What the hell is going on, what on earth is going on? This stupid, stupid guy kicked two people in the balls one after another, and they were both absolute masters.
The people in the audience stared blankly at Lei Feng, with the four words "Dick on the forehead" echoing in their ears.
Lei Feng, who had won another victory, pursed his lips proudly, waved to the audience like a great man, touched his butt, shook his mummy-like back and waist, and walked to his seat with a dragon-like step.
"Snapped!"
Old man Zhang stuffed a cigarette, lit it quickly, and looked at Lei Feng with a smile.
Lei Feng, holding a cigarette in his mouth, continued to comment on the ring, stuffed his right hand into his crotch again, and continued to heal himself tirelessly.
"Why only kick the balls?" Old Man Zhang asked calmly.
"This question is very simple." Lei Feng stretched out his left hand to take off the cigarette from his mouth, slowly exhaled a puff of smoke and said, "I'm jealous of them!"
"Jealous?" Old Man Zhang was startled.
"That's right," Lei Feng stared at the boxing ring and said in a deep voice, "Why should I be impotent, and why should they be fine? It's fine now, everyone is the same."
Old man Zhang was stunned for a while, what kind of reason is this? Typical jealousy?
"Hero, you won't understand." Lei Feng patted Old Man Zhang on the shoulder with emotion and sighed: "Now I finally understand why the eunuchs in ancient times were psychopathic, because they were jealous, because it was a lack.
A man, a man as pure as the wind, if his dick doesn't work, he will be a tragedy wherever he goes. If things go on like this, he will develop a psychological disorder, and resentment will rise when he sees any stick-shaped object. Can you understand?"
Of course, this is easy to understand. If a man is not good at sex, he will naturally be unable to have sex. If he is not good at sex, he will naturally be envious, jealous, and hateful. It is a very simple principle, and it is the same for everyone.
"Then what?" Old Man Zhang asked.
"Then? Then there is no more." Lei Feng said strangely: "I just explained the most basic question. Do I need to continue?"
"But I think you only said half of what you said. You should say something more neurotic next..."
"Damn, I'm impotent now, not crazy!" Lei Feng said angrily to Old Man Zhang.
"but……"
"But there's one thing!" Lei Feng took a long drag on his cigarette, and regardless of the strange looks in his eyes, he said angrily and passionately: "A true warrior will always dare to speak out about the fact of his impotence, and I am a true warrior.
!”
Old Man Zhang looked at Lei Feng's sad and angry face with clenched teeth, then looked at the kid's right hand that kept moving, and sighed deeply: He was originally a psychopath, but now he is even more neurotic after being stimulated...
Not long after, another boxing match on the field ended. The winner was the bear-like Tyrannosaurus. His opponent was smashed into a crater in the chest, the sternum was broken, and he was inserted into the heart upside down and died.
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"Ho! Roar! Roar!!!"
On the boxing ring, Baoyao, who was covered in the blood of his opponent, let out a violent roar. He pinched the neck of the dead body with one hand and pointed at Lei Feng with the other, issuing an extremely arrogant challenge. It shouldn't be said to be a challenge, but to be precise, it should be a threat.
.
Lei Feng won the first round, and after a bye, there were six people left to fight, that is, a total of four people. Lei Feng won again in the second round, and after Tyrannosaurus won again, there were only two people left.
The next boxing match will be between Leifeng and Tyrannosaurus. If you win, you can have a life-or-death contest with Blood Scar to compete for the final number one spot.
Staring at the roaring Tyrannosaurus, Lei Feng suddenly stood up, hit his chest with his fist and let out a roar in response to the opponent's threat.
Seeing Lei Feng's actions, Tyrannosaurus rex smiled contemptuously, stretched out his hands and beat his chest, making the same wailing sound.
It's a pity that the contrast between the two people is huge. The mummy-like Lei Feng looks very elegant, while the extremely strong Tyrannosaurus makes this action, giving people the feeling of a... gorilla!
"Hahahaha... It's more interesting than the animal world, hahahaha..." Lei Feng laughed happily.
No one laughed with him at the moment, everyone looked at him with pity, waiting for the next round of tyrannosaurus to tear him to pieces.
"Don't take it lightly." I don't know when, Zhang Xiaohua came over and warned Lei Feng: "Tyrannosaurus is an absolutely powerful player, many Russian strong men can't even perform two moves in his hands. He once followed
An adult bear had a fight, and the bear's head was smashed by him, so..."
"So I have to kick his balls to pieces...wait a minute, I can't kick his balls to pieces..." Lei Feng thought for a moment and said, "I have to let him be my thug. If I kick his balls to pieces..."
I can't be a thug anymore. Uncle, do you think this will work? I'll just kick my balls, not break them. By the way, actually, the balls of the guy with the dragon tattoo are not broken. How can I say that he is also your younger brother? But just now
That guy, I really kicked his balls to pieces, hehe."
Du Xiaohua smiled, patted Lei Feng on the shoulder and said: "The Tyrannosaurus is not a problem for you, go ahead, kill him, and then..."
"Then let Xue Scar suck it for me!" Lei Feng said excitedly: "Uncle, I have figured it out, what do men have? As long as it can cure my disease, I can suck it as much as I want!"
"I'm not talking about letting him suck you, but..."
"How can you cure a disease without inhaling?" Lei Feng said to Du Xiaohua very seriously: "Uncle, don't worry, I won't kill him. If I kill him, no one will treat me.
Don’t worry!”
After saying that, Lei Feng ignored Du Xiaohua's stunned expression and walked straight towards the boxing ring.
In the boxing ring, Tyrannosaurus held his arms and sneered at Lei Feng. For his opponent, Tyrannosaurus didn't pay attention at all. This mummy won two games by luck, but it was all by mistake.
Li, hum, crush him to death!
"The final competition has come out," the warden stood between the two of them, holding the baton in his hand and loudly said: "The number of the east cell is 3369, and the number of the north cell is 9527. To be honest, I really didn't expect this year
It will be a big upset. No. 9527 from the North Ward broke through the siege, and defeated his opponent with only one move in the first two games. Very good, very good, maybe he is qualified to face Blood Scar."
The discipline's voice resounded throughout the basketball court, but unfortunately it was not an overwhelming scream, but contempt.
Everyone thinks that Lei Feng got to this point just because he got lucky and accidentally kicked someone in the balls. When he encounters the Tyrannosaurus Rex, he will definitely die.
"Now I want to ask number 9527, how do you want to defeat your opponent?" the guard asked.
When asked about this, Lei Feng raised his head and said in an awesome voice: "How you defeated the first two, you can defeat this one!"
The sound came out, and there was a sigh of relief below.
"This is a unique way to win. So number 3369, how do you plan to defeat your opponent?" the guard asked Xiang Tyrannosaurus again.
"Crush his head, quack quack..."
The Tyrannosaurus rex chuckled, with an extremely ferocious light in its eyes.
"Crush your head! Crush your head!"
"Tyrannosaurus, twist his head into a twist and then crush it, haha."
"I'll buy a Tyrannosaurus Rex and crush that kid's head!"
"..."
There was a roar in the audience, everyone supported the Tyrannosaurus.
"Okay, everyone can place bets. You can also place bets on how to defeat your opponent and which round. This is a multiple bet with no upper limit!"
In a short period of time, almost everyone bet on the Tyrannosaurus Rex, and only a handful of people bet on the dark horse, Leifeng.
"Bet on me to win! Bet on me to win!" Lei Feng shouted: "Give me a chance, and I will give you a future! Believe me, I am Lei Feng, and the whole country is learning from Comrade Lei Feng!"
"I'm taking you into custody!" A high-ranking prisoner stood up and shouted to Lei Feng.
"Thank you, thank you!" Lei Feng was extremely happy.
If someone bets on him to win, it proves that he already has fans. In today's society, fans have too many symbolic meanings. Anyway, having fans is a good thing.
"I bet you will get your head crushed by a Tyrannosaurus within ten moves, 9527, so you must live up to your expectations!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The whole room burst into laughter.
Hearing this sentence, Lei Feng's nose was almost crooked with anger. He turned his head and said to the guard: "Government, can I detain myself?"
"Yes, of course." The guard nodded.
"Okay, I'll bet all my money on myself to win. I'll win by kicking this bear in the balls within ten moves, hehe."
The warden accepted the bet without hesitation. He was not worried at all. Within ten moves? Stop talking nonsense. If the Tyrannosaurus can't even hold on to ten moves, it will really die.
"The rules are that there are no rules, let's start!" the guard yelled and immediately jumped out of the circle.
The tyrannosaurus in the boxing ring stared at Lei Feng, opening his big mouth to reveal a cruel smile. Lei Feng, on the other hand, widened his eyes, lightly danced his mummy body, and made boxer-like steps, which looked particularly elegant.
"Look, a flying saucer!" Lei Feng suddenly shouted loudly.
Upon hearing the sound, the Tyrannosaurus immediately turned its head and looked back.
At this moment, Lei Feng kicked the tyrannosaurus under the crotch hard.
The Tyrannosaurus turned around with a sly smile on his face and let Lei Feng kick him in the crotch.
"Keng!"
A crisp sound came out, and Lei Feng's left foot was kicked firmly on the steel plate. The pain caused him to fall to the ground, covering his instep and crying and shouting: "Ouch, ouch, ouch... the instep of the foot, the instep of the foot, the foot of the foot."
The instep...wuwuwu...the government, he is a scumbag, he has a steel plate in his crotch!!!"
The Tyrannosaurus turned his head, flicked his crotch, and looked at Lei Feng as if he were an idiot.
"Do you really think I'm stupid?" Tyrannosaurus curled his lips disdainfully and said, "I've been prepared to guard against your move for a long time. The crotch protection steel plate can withstand sneak attacks from any angle, hehehe."
After finishing laughing, the Tyrannosaurus rex walked step by step towards the thunder peak on the ground, stretched out its hand like a cattail leaf fan and pinched the thunder peak.
"Wait a minute!" Lei Feng suddenly looked serious, pointed behind the Tyrannosaurus Rex and said, "Someone has escaped from prison!"
The Tyrannosaurus didn't turn its head and looked at Lei Feng with a sneer.
"Ah, I was just joking. In fact, you haven't finished what you just said." Lei Feng stood up and said with a serious face: "You should say this: the crotch protective plate protects my balls. Believe me, you
It’s worth having too.”
"Quack, quack, quack..."
The Tyrannosaurus rex laughed, pinched Leifeng's neck extremely cruelly, and lifted him into the air with one hand.
And Lei Feng was like a captured chicken, struggling desperately, weak and weak. His eyes were full of sorrow, and he begged for mercy to the Tyrannosaurus.
Unfortunately, the Tyrannosaurus Rex was not moved at all. He pinched Lei Feng and turned it around in circles, then licked his lips, clenched his left fist, and hit Lei Feng on the head with great ferocity!
