1627. Chapter 1626 Are you a funny comparison invited by monkeys [2]
"It's easy to talk about." The old man wiped away his tears, showed his teeth, and smiled like a funny little monkey, "Baby apprentice, your master will be me from now on, do you understand, hehe..."
He emphasized the issue like an old child.
"But Master, I still have the Supreme Master."
"That dead boy Supreme? Well, ahem, of course, your Supreme Master is also very good, but how about not having me?" The old man has been thinking about something in his mind. He has to find a way to surpass Supreme.
The status and weight in Di Yunshang's heart meant that he wanted to snatch his good disciple away...
"Master, are you familiar with the Supreme Master?"
"Mature, of course she's very mature. All she needs to do is wear crotchless pants."
Di Yunshang: "..."
Are the two of you familiar enough?
But why did the Supreme Master never mention that he knew such a funny person in his life?
Two people were walking through the woods.
The old man was suddenly curious about something, "My dear apprentice, why did you agree to become my master? Do you think your master and I are very handsome? How about that? I'm several times more handsome than that guy Wushang, right?"
"Master, do you know that you are so narcissistic?"
"Well, except for my precious apprentice, everyone else also knows it, but they don't dare to say it. Only my precious apprentice dares to say it."
Don't dare to say?
Di Yunshang lowered his eyes and thought deeply, "Master, has your identity reached the point where others know you are a joke and dare not point it out to you?"
"Give them ten courages, and they won't dare. However, I didn't warn them deliberately. They have to be afraid of me. I don't know what those snake patients are thinking in their hearts. Having said that,
Am I terrible, your master?"
"Well, it's cute, not scary."
"For such a lovely person like me, they are actually afraid of me, ugh..."
"Master, I am not interested in your identity. I am only interested in the Sword Sect."
"Disciple, I'm only interested in one thing at the moment, and you haven't answered me yet?"
"Why do I worship you as my master?" Di Yunshang looked sideways and asked quietly.
"Don't worry, tell the truth. Ahem, your master and I will never be complacent." The old man was very confident. It must be because he is handsome, or else it is because he is cute. He almost concluded that Di Yunshang was in his heart.
answer.
Di Yunshang raised the corners of his lips slightly. Do you really want him to tell the truth?
Okay, he didn't even think about telling lies anyway.
"Because Xuexue..."
"Xue Xue?" The old man's voice immediately rose an octave higher, and the tail note was raised, as if he was particularly surprised.
"Well, my woman, I want to find her as soon as possible. I don't want to waste any more time with you, master. So, I become my master just to see her as soon as possible."
The old man froze and looked at Di Yunshang angrily, "Apprentice, have you heard the sound of my heart breaking?"
After much hard work and hard work, he finally succeeded in catching a precious apprentice that he liked. In the end, he recognized him as his master, not because he was handsome, not because he was cute, forget it, but why?
For a woman named Xuexue?
So, the reason why he has such a precious disciple is because of a woman?
Ahhhh!!!
Why is this happening?
"Reality is indeed cruel..."
He took a long breath, but when he tilted his head and thought about it, he immediately had a great idea in his mind to steal his apprentice.