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After taking a magic class, Wu Lingfeng was nervous all over. Why? Because the girls looked at him differently. Well, He Lila said that it was not him who wanted the girls, but the girls who wanted him.
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It seems a bit like the previous animation "The Magic of Love", where the male protagonist has the most advanced bloodline in the world and is pursued by a group of beautiful beauties...
Now Wu Lingfeng has experienced this feeling. Damn, that kind of gaze is almost going to eat him up.
So halfway through the course, Wu Lingfeng used the great escape technique that he had used countless times successfully in his previous life - Urinary Escape!!!
"Um, there's a question..." Wu Lingfeng raised his hand and interrupted Helila's lecture.
Helila looked at Wu Lingfeng and said, "Well, in class, there are only teachers and students, so you have to call me teacher, you know?"
Wu Lingfeng nodded, raised his hand and said, "Teacher, is there any place that can be convenient?"
"Convenient?" Holila said doubtfully, "What convenience?"
Wu Lingfeng said: "Just pee pee..."
"What the hell, don't make trouble, keep going to class..." He Lila still didn't quite understand what Wu Lingfeng said.
Damn it? Wu Lingfeng got very angry and said, "It's just a matter of peeing..."
He Lila understood immediately, spat, pointed to the stairs on one side and said: "There's one upstairs, deal with it quickly..."
Wu Lingfeng nodded, Damn, come down and wait...
Wu Lingfeng quickly started his plan to skip class. He went upstairs and found that the tower actually had several floors. It was not just one floor per tower. Sure enough, there was a so-called toilet on the second floor, but soon
He was confused. He couldn't understand the characters in the other world. Which one was male and which one was female? Asshole, why didn't the toilet in the other world have a sign? Well, he was speechless. He couldn't guess.
However, there is no one around now anyway, so just go to anyone, squat for a while, and then come out by yourself after the class is over...
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Just after Wu Lingfeng left, the red-eyed elf girl felt a little pain in her belly. She raised her hand and said, "Teacher, I want that too..."
He Lila was confused. What happened today? She was so hungry. She had eaten breakfast too. The college's diet should be very strict. There would be no problems. All the ingredients are the best.
Ah, how can you achieve nirvana?
"Okay, go and come back quickly..." He Lila said.
Beilu (the red-eyed elf girl) nodded, trotted up to the second floor, and rushed into the so-called toilet in the other world. In fact, she was not hungry, but it was something that girls always have to do every month. There was no way
Yes.
Beilu went directly into a small cubicle, took off her panties and panties, took out a gauze stained with blood, and then began to squat there silently enduring the remaining pain, whimpering
, why are there so many days, so painful...
After Wu Lingfeng here finished dealing with the peeing, he pulled up his pants and walked out of the cubicle. Damn, you can't squat all the time, otherwise you will get leg cramps. Just move around. Anyway, that Hollilah is there again.
I won't come up to check on his status.
"Shh..."
Wu Lingfeng, who was in a good mood, whistled and walked outside, but when he passed by a soundproof booth, he suddenly noticed a little loli squatting there in pain with her bare butt, looking at a piece of blood in her hand.
gauze scarf...
Okay, now Wu Lingfeng can confirm that he really knows two alien characters, one is a male and the other is a female. Why, realistic education, what does the little loli peeing here mean? It means that this is the girls' toilet,
And the ones next door are all boys' toilets...
"you!!!!"
Beilu was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but scream angrily...
Even if Wu Lingfeng jumped into the Yellow River, he couldn't wash himself away. Illiteracy, ah, illiteracy, this is the price of illiteracy, although this price is a bit glamorous...
Beilu directly started chanting magic: "The Sword of Holy Light, carried under the light, eternally brilliant, the revelation of the crimson crystal, not dark, curses to destroy the imprisonment of darkness, breaks - the Holy Light Crystal Sword!!"
Wu Lingfeng obviously didn't realize that Beilu would attack directly. Well, he was indeed wrong, but it was not his fault that he was illiterate. Moreover, whoever asked him to go to the toilet, Beilu would follow. Everything... everything was just
Coincidence isn't it?
A crystal sword reflecting blazing light attacked Wu Lingfeng. The air around him became stagnant, and the hot breath made the temperature of the entire toilet begin to rise.
"asshole!!"
"Back jump!!"
Wu Lingfeng didn't pay attention for a while, and had no strength to fight back. Although he started to jump back, his arm was still scratched a little, and a burning feeling came from his arm, as if he had lost consciousness in an instant...
"boom!!!"
The crystal sword wiped Wu Lingfeng's body and hit a hole as big as his head on the toilet floor. His whole body slid deeply into the ground, but the strange thing was that the cracked hole actually slowly recovered, as if
It seems to be alive, and it is gradually returning to its original state. It must be the power of a super artifact. The seven magic towers are a super artifact.
Wu Lingfeng covered his arm, waved to Beilu and said: "Don't be impulsive, I didn't mean to do it, and I was the one who came first. Calm down..."
"Go to hell, you bastard..."
An emerald green bow and arrow appeared directly in Beilu's hand. An energy arrow was condensed in his hand. He put it on the bow and was about to shoot at Wu Lingfeng...
"sieve……"
The energy arrow rushed towards Wu Lingfeng quickly, aiming directly at his head...
"Since you don't want to have a good talk, don't blame me, I'm going to take action..."
"Magical whirlwind!!"
Wu Lingfeng had no choice but to resist Beilu's attack, and a magic whirlwind destroyed Beilu's energy arrow.
Beilu snorted coldly and started casting spells again, and the bow and arrow in his hand turned into a green vine and attacked Wu Lingfeng...
"The glimmer of the holy light, the word of morning, the wind of mist, the rustling wind, the birth of rhythm, the beginning of heaven and earth, the imprisonment - the eight spears of light!!"
The little green snake was very annoying, and Wu Lingfeng couldn't help but jump back to avoid it, but then eight white spears of light shot at him, coming from eight directions, as if they were trying to block his way.
"Teleport!!"
As a last resort, Wu Lingfeng had no choice but to activate teleportation, but where was the direction...
Wu Lingfeng then teleported in the direction of Beilu. He originally wanted to subdue her, but...
But Wu Lingfeng directly pushed Beilu down, and Beilu's delicate body that was tightly covered up was also exposed under Wu Lingfeng's body, and the pure girl's forbidden area was directly exposed in front of Wu Lingfeng. Well, Wu Lingfeng really didn't mean it, he
But they didn’t want to push Beilu down, they just wanted to subdue her. They didn’t expect to create a bigger misunderstanding and reveal part of Beilu’s identity...
"I apologize. I was just avoiding your attack. I really didn't mean to do this. Listen to me..." It was also the first time for Wu Lingfeng to see a girl's body. He couldn't help but blush and feel hot. Wu Lingfeng...
"Pervert, I'm going to kill you, kill you..." Beilu suddenly looked crazy, and didn't care about anything. He opened his mouth and bit Wu Lingfeng's hand, biting hard with his small silver teeth...
"Ouch..."
Wu Lingfeng let out a hoarse roar in pain, Damn, you are a dog, you bastard, Wu Lingfeng pulled out his hand hard, two rows of small tooth marks were clearly engraved on it, and a little blood seeped out from it,
Woo hoo, I'm hurt...
"Ah..." Beilu opened her mouth before biting. She was already going crazy. She must give this pervert a good look. Wow, her pure body was actually exposed. It's so shameful...
As a younger sister, Beilu is not as open-minded as her elder sister. If it were Bertha, maybe hey, she might really become another girlfriend of Wu Lingfeng, but Beilu, the little Bingshan Meimei's moral integrity is very high.
, even if the blood of God Nima is good or not, she doesn't care. Wu Lingfeng saw it all and pushed him to the ground. She must kill him. Wow, what a pitiful first time, just like this, the soul is gone.
