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Chapter 304

"Thank you Miss Xue, I'll go first then!"

Ye Feng looked at the pink Qiankun bag and didn't want to hang it on his waist, so he grabbed it in his hand and turned around to go to the elixir garden.

Not to mention, this Qiankun Bag is so convenient. The space is in the mind. As long as you hold those fruits in your hand and move your mind, the Qiankun Bag will take them in as if it has suction.

The space of the Qiankun Bag is about ten meters long and wide. Everything will be suspended after entering it. It will stay wherever it is placed. As long as it is not directed, it will never move.

Ye Feng doesn't have much knowledge anyway. Almost everything is new to him. As the saying goes, those who don't know are fearless. Because of Ye Feng's ignorance, he won't be that surprised. If you were a normal earthling, you wouldn't be shocked.

died.

Ye Feng picked enough fruits this time, thousands of them of all kinds.

In fact, it was a bit fun for him, because after a while, he found that there was no need to bend down to pick it. As long as he moved his mind and waved to the fruit he wanted to pick, the fruit would fly into the Qiankun bag.

Ye Feng thought it was quite fun, and there were indeed a lot of ripe fruits, so he just picked more.

When Ye Feng returned to the dormitory, luckily everything was normal and the Decepticon had fully recovered.

He did not sit on a chair, but squatted next to Xue Xiaoguai, his tiger eyes half-closed, as if he was about to doze off.

Ye Feng took out a large amount of fruits and piled them on the table. No matter what kind they were, he would eat them as soon as he picked one up.

This fruit is really good. It's crisp when you want it, and it tastes fragrant on your lips and teeth. If you don't chew it enough, it turns into a mouthful of juice.

When swallowing, it feels like a stream of clear water flowing straight to the abdomen, which is indescribably refreshing.

"It's delicious! What kind of juice is this? It's so magical!"

Ye Feng praised vaguely, but he didn't stop at all, and after a few clicks, he wiped out the fist-sized fruit in his hand.

He finally understood why the Decepticons had eaten all the dozens of fruits in the blink of an eye. This thing couldn't be heard after eating it.

After eating dozens of fruits in a row, Ye Feng finally burped loudly, touched his obviously bulging belly, and glanced at Xue Xiaoguai with some embarrassment.

At this time, Xue Xiaoguai was looking at him like a monster.

"Snow girl, are there flowers on my face?"

Ye Feng was actually a little embarrassed. Although the fruit belonged to him, he seemed to be too unreserved and couldn't help but talk about him.

"I didn't see it, but if you eat so many fairy fruits at one time and your skills don't work, aren't you afraid of bursting?"

"Haha! Don't tell me, I do feel that my stomach is getting more and more bloated, and there seems to be some gas jumping up and down in my stomach."

"Then if you don't hurry up and guide me, you really want to explode and die!"

"What technique? How to guide it!"

"You! Haven't you admitted it yet? Then you can just play. Don't blame me for not reminding you. My death has nothing to do with me."

"It's so serious! Oh, no, it's really too much. No, no, I can't bear it anymore."

Ye Feng shouted, got up and ran out of the dormitory.

"What do you mean, Ling Keng is so exhausted that he refuses to meditate and practice?"

Xue Xiaoguai was really confused by Ye Feng. Could it be that he had practiced some special technique and didn't want them to know.

"Pfft...boom!"

But he didn't need to think too much, Ye Feng answered her question in the blink of an eye.

The reason why Ye Feng ran out was because he felt that his stomach was full of anger. This was completely a prelude to a huge fart that was about to explode.

Sure enough, as soon as he was thrown out of the dormitory, he could no longer hold on, and a huge airflow burst through the gate and burst out.

The pressure of that air flow was so huge that his sweatpants couldn't bear it, and they exploded immediately. When the air flow rubbed against the restart, there was a loud squealing sound, and finally there was a loud bang.

What does it mean?

Ye Feng himself was shocked. He had never seen anyone fart to make such a big noise, and he had never heard of anyone farting so much that his pants really exploded.

Fortunately, I felt that it was a huge fart. I was embarrassed to let you do it in the room in front of Xue Xiaoguai, so I ran out.

Otherwise, this guy might break down the walls. If he vents such a large amount of air, if he is trapped in the house, it will be equivalent to poisoning, and everyone will be knocked down on the spot.

Just when Ye Feng finished his shocking fart, feeling relaxed and ecstatic all over his body, and feeling both cursed and happy in his heart, Xue Xiaoguai yelled.

"No, this kid can't really hold himself in and explode, right?"

Before he finished speaking, Xue Xiaoguai's introduction turned into an afterimage and shot out.

"Wow!"

However, before she could figure out the situation, a sour smell hit her face, making her almost unable to open her eyes, and she spat it out in one gulp.

"What does this smell like? It's so stinky!"

Xiong Xiaobai and the Decepticons didn't know why, so they also rushed out. Xiong Xiaobai was also found and burst into tears and screamed.

"Is it that exaggerated? I just farted!"

"Holy shit! Is this fart? Add some water and it will definitely become shit!"

When Xiong Xiaobai said this, Ye Feng couldn't help but blush.

The impact of his fart was strong enough, and he ran far away, so there really wasn't any smell there.

And the weirdest thing is that after the fart was sprayed out, it didn't spread out for a long time, and slowly formed a black mist, leaving Ye Feng speechless.

Xue Xiaoguai and the others just got smoked without checking. They left the area in the blink of an eye and were dumbfounded at the sight in front of them.

"Hey, be a good boy, a boss is a boss. If this fart can be called the second best in the world, no one will dare to call it the first. This is not a fart, it is completely poisonous. It's high, it's really high!"

Xiong Xiaobai's mouth is really mean, there's no end to it.

"Shut up, you don't know how to get out of here!"

Xue Xiaoguai didn't give him any face, and slapped him away with one paw, but this time he probably used his skill, and Xiong Xiaobai just fell backwards.

He was rough-skinned and fleshy, and he didn't even grunt when he fell like this, so he was obviously not injured.

"How do you feel now!"

Xue Xiaoguai stared at Ye Feng and asked.

"It's very comfortable. I feel light and airy all over. I feel like I want to fly!"

Ye Feng said truthfully.

"Yes, this is to eliminate all the impurities in the body at once. There is such a strange thing in the world."

Xue Xiaoguai looked at Ye Feng's appearance, thought for a while and said to himself.

"What impurities?"

"When people eat whole grains, a large amount of impurities will be deposited in the body, filling the body's cells and meridians. Cultivation is a process of removing impurities and retaining essence.

Every time the realm is improved, the physical body will be improved, a large amount of useless waste will be eliminated, and the physical body will be purer, reaching a state of pure glass and dust-free."


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