Chapter 554 Fortunately, you are not from the palace
When they came downstairs, Yao Yuxin and Peng Beibei were watching a movie. Seeing Ye Bai coming down, Peng Beibei quickly waved and shouted: "Husband, come watch TV with us."
I wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it, I didn't seem to have anything to do today. In the end, Ye Bai sat between the two women and hugged each other.
Smelling the faint body fragrance of the two women at close range, Ye Bai was a little distracted for a moment. Fortunately, at the last moment, Ye Bai restrained his desire and muttered something like "Elf" to himself before looking at the TV seriously.
Ye Bai didn't dare to think about the two girls any more. Otherwise, they might have a sexy scene on the sofa. After all, it was still broad daylight, and the bloodthirsty people were still in the house. If that really happened, the two girls wouldn't be able to do that.
Just peel off the white leaves alive.
Watching the TV, Ye Bai realized at this moment that he seemed to have never watched this thing, and he could even count the number of movies he had watched.
As for the movie he was watching now, Ye Bai had never seen it before. Looking at the introduction at the bottom of the TV, Ye Bai got some information.
The movie is called "Kung Fu" and it was made by Zhou HuaXing. Ye Bai has heard of this guy. Anyway, he is famous for his comedies. It is said that his previous movies are known as "laughing people to death without paying for their lives".
Seeing this, Ye Bai also became somewhat interested. How could he laugh to death without paying for his life? Ye Bai focused his attention on the screen.
At this moment, the movie happens to be talking about the old beggar. First of all, the old beggar here is not Ye Bai's master. After all, he has never filmed a movie. We are talking about the old beggar who deceived Zhou Xiaoxing when he was a child.
At this moment, the old beggar was seducing Zhou Laughing Star with a few secret books, and was still talking about how good his secret books were. Seeing Ye Bai, he was a little speechless. This kind of deception is too bad, even if it is
No matter how young I am, I would not have been fooled, but surprisingly, the kid in the movie was fooled.
"This is for sale, haha, this kid must be sick." Ye Bai laughed, and the two women turned to look at Ye Bai and shook their heads.
Seeing the two women acting like this, Ye Baili was stunned: "What? Isn't it funny? But this guy is so easy to deceive. I think it's funny."
"Tch, your laugh point is so low." After casting a contemptuous look at Ye Bai at the same time, the two women then looked at the screen.
We, Ye Bai, are called crying without tears. How come his laughter point is so low? This is really interesting, but this guy doesn’t even think about it. Does he watch movies as often as the two women? The two women have different feelings for each other.
I'm almost immune to vulgar jokes, but not like this guy...
Ye Bai also looked at the screen again. At this time, he said that the boy spent ten yuan to buy a book of Tathagata Palm, but when he saw that Ye Bai was not in the mood to read anymore, he suddenly thought of something.
thing.
Can't you get some secret books and the like for auction?
Anyway, I got a lot of sect skills from the old beggar in the past, so why not just auction those things myself? In this way, I can get money without damaging my sect. Isn’t this killing two birds with one stone?
So what secret book should be auctioned? You can't bring anything too ordinary! It seems that his sect once recorded a kung fu that was not allowed to be practiced. Anyway, he was not allowed to practice so he sold it. Thinking of this, Ye Bai also started to think about that kung fu.
Ye Bai thought about the name for a long time before deciding on it. It seems to be called Sunflower Collection.
Ye Bai once watched Kung Fu when he was curious about it, but after watching it, Ye Bai also chose to give up. Why? I think everyone should be clear about this.
This Sunflower Book is exactly the same as the Sunflower Book in Swordsman. If you want to practice, you must first commit suicide. Just seeing this request, Ye Bai gave up. No matter how powerful the martial arts is, there will be beautiful women.
Is it tempting? So for the sake of beauty, we Ye Bai decisively threw the sunflower book into the sky.
Hmm! This auction is selling the Sunflower Book. I believe the master won’t say anything about me. It’s useless to just leave it there anyway.
After confirming the Kung Fu book, Ye Bai suddenly thought that there seemed to be another Kung Fu book when he was looking at the Sunflower Book, but this Kung Fu was a toss-up.
When Ye Bai first read it, he couldn't help but scolded the person who wrote the secret book. It was all because the beginning of the secret book said that if you want to practice this skill, you must first commit suicide. It was exactly the same as the Sunflower Book, but
The sword moves in it fascinated Ye Bai, so he continued to read. But what he didn't expect was that at the end, Ye Bai found an attached page with another sentence written on it. If you want to practice this skill, you can also read it.
There is no need to commit suicide.
Ye Bai could definitely imagine that the person who created this Kung Fu simply wanted to torture others.
A martial arts fanatic would probably read such a secret book and start practicing immediately. But if he reaches the end of practice and discovers the words on the attached page, I don’t know what he will think. Just thinking about it makes me feel tragic.
But even though he knew that he didn't need to commit suicide, Ye Bai still didn't practice it. Who knows if the person who created this kung fu lied to himself? What if little Ye Bai couldn't stand up after practicing it?
What can it be used for?
Hmm! Anyway, this Kung Fu is useless, let’s auction it together when the time comes! By the way, what is the name of that Kung Fu? What sword manual? By the way, it’s called the Exorcist Sword Manual, eh, eh, when the time comes, we will auction the Evil Exorcist Sword Manual together.
Already.
Since all the effort is spent, why not refine some elixirs and sell them together? Anyway, I haven’t done much to refine elixirs since I got the alchemy furnace and medicinal materials from Zheng Hei. Now I can also practice alchemy by the way. It kills two birds with one stone.
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Thinking of this, Ye Bai also laughed happily. He actually solved his problem by watching TV for a few minutes. It seems that it is necessary to watch more TV in the future.
Seeing Ye Bai suddenly laughing nervously, the two women first looked at the screen. This place is not funny at all. Is it true that their husband's laughing point is too low? But even if the laughing point is low, it is impossible to laugh here.
You're not sick, are you?
Thinking of this, Peng Beibei put her hand on Ye Bai's forehead, and then put it back on her own forehead: "My body temperature is normal, I don't have a fever." Peng Beibei was puzzled.
Ye Bai didn't faint after hearing Peng Beibei's words. After all, he was a master with half a foot in the transformation stage. Could he possibly have a fever? If his body could have a fever, then there probably wouldn't be many normal people in the world.
Already.
"It's okay, I just suddenly thought of something to be auctioned." Ye Bai said it directly. Otherwise, if they let them continue to think about it, who knows what nonsense they would say.
"Oh!" At this time, the two women suddenly realized, but they were also interested. The two women knew about Ye Bai's plan to hold an auction when Ye Bai came back, but Ye Bai didn't seem to have thought of the auction at that time.
What.
He smiled mysteriously at the two women: "Of course what I'm auctioning for your husband won't be ordinary goods. What I'm thinking of right now are two secret books."
"Secret book?" The two women were stunned.
Seeing the expressions of the two women, Ye Bai smiled proudly: "This time, my husband, I want to sell two incredible secret books. In the past, if these two secret books were released, they would definitely cause an uproar."
Peng Beibei's eyes lit up after hearing this, and she crawled in front of Ye Bai. She put her hands around Ye Bai's neck and asked curiously: "Husband, what is the secret book that is so amazing? Please tell me."
Feeling the softness of the buttocks on his body, coupled with the unique body fragrance of Peng Beibei's virgin body, Ye Bai's breath became a little hot. At this moment, Ye Bai's eyes were also a little red.
Peng Beibei hadn't noticed Ye Bai's abnormality yet, but Yao Yuxin, who had already experienced the affair between men and women, could not know that Ye Bai was in love. At that moment, Yao Yuxin coughed softly: "Ahem."
Hearing this deliberate cough, Ye Bai also became more awake. After taking a look at Yao Yuxin, he took two deep breaths before Ye Bai put away the desire in his heart.
Ye Bai sighed secretly, why don't you think this girl is like this in the room? Then, wouldn't she be able to eat smoothly if no one is around? Look now, she has only been here for less than ten minutes.
He just endured it twice. If he did it two more times, Ye Bai would probably burst a blood vessel.
After suppressing the scorching heat, Ye Bai continued: "This time I am going to auction the Sunflower Book and the Evil-Escaping Sword Manual." Ye Bai no longer had the previous interest.
But as soon as Ye Bai said these words, both women screamed, and the sound almost shattered Ye Bai's eardrums.
Rubbing his sore ears, Ye Bai looked at Ye Bai and asked, "What? You also know these two secret books?"
Unexpectedly, both women ignored Ye Bai's words. Although they were a little shy, they both looked weakly at Ye Bai's lower body. Yao Yuxin tried to ask several times but failed to ask. Finally, Peng Beibei spoke.
Asked: "Husband, haven't you already practiced the Sunflower Book and the Evil-Escaping Sword Manual?"
Hearing this, Ye Bai felt a flock of crows flying over his head. He was about to defend himself, but Peng Beibei spoke again, this time in a crying tone: "Husband, you haven't committed suicide, have you? We still have
What if you're not married? We can't have babies in the future."
Ye Bai stared at Peng Beibei with wide eyes. This girl's thinking was too advanced. She had already thought of children. At this time, Ye Bai really wanted to ask Peng Beibei, are you sitting on me like this?
It's been a long time, haven't you felt something pushing against you?
After thinking for a while, Ye Bai still didn't say that, and immediately explained: "How can I, your husband, practice that thing? I have a bunch of beautiful wives."
Hearing these two women, he felt relieved, but then he thought that Ye Bai's skills no longer needed the Sunflower Manual and the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual, so how could he practice it? It was really a waste of worry.
Heaving a sigh of relief, Peng Beibei wiped a cold sweat and looked at Ye Bai and said resentfully: "I was scared to death. Fortunately, you didn't commit suicide."