"Okay, you dare to come to my house to have an affair, but if you don't, I have to squeeze you dry and leave nothing for them!" Zhou Xiaoli's cat eyes widened, she bit Hong Tao's lips viciously, and her legs were tightly locked.
It hugged the man's waist.
Early the next morning, Hong Tao appeared at the door of his house with a pair of panda eyes, while Zhou Xiaoli stepped on her high heels with a happy face, twisted her butt and got into her car.
"It's better to be young." Fat Pawei stretched out his huge head from his car, stared at Zhou Xiaoli's ass and sent her into the car, then looked back at Hong Tao's dark circles, and came to a conclusion.
Niagara Falls is located south of Toronto, across Lake Ontario. The straight-line distance is about 60 kilometers, and the road drive is about 130 kilometers. After leaving Toronto, you can see Lake Ontario from the highway, and you don’t want to see it.
No, the entire route is a circle along the west side of Lake Ontario, and the highway is built on the lakeside.
Because it is winter, the shores of Lake Ontario have frozen, and there are no shadows of ships on the lake. The blue lake water and the blue sky are almost the same color, and they intersect at the extreme of your vision.
It became a blurred dividing line.
This is the first time Hong Tao has seen such a large lake up close. It is said to be a freshwater lake, but in fact it is very similar to the scenery at the seaside. The strongest feeling given to people is: vast, endless, boundless, etc. In fact, it is just the same word.
:big.
"Pawei, do you think we can go to the United States across the border?" Hong Tao took his treasured atlas and studied it carefully as usual. He found that Niagara Falls is on the border between Canada and the United States. According to
Canada and the United States have such a strong relationship, so it shouldn't be a problem to sneak away and back again, right?
"Gail and I can, but you can't." Pawei answered Hong Tao's question concisely.
"Why? Are border checks very strict?" Hong Tao still refused to give up.
"You came too late. If it had been a few years earlier, we would have had no problem taking you around the United States. Even if we drove you to New York and came back, no one would have asked. But it can't happen now. They are too crazy and the enemy is too
Much more. After 9/11, we also had to register at the border. You didn’t.
You will definitely not be able to enter the United States with a visa, and you must not take the risk. If you are caught, you may not even be able to come back to Canada. These damn lunatics!" Old Gale said it more carefully than Pavey, and as a Canadian
Officer, old Gale dislikes the United States and Americans very much.
In fact, not only Old Gale, but also the Canadians Hong Tao has interacted with in the past few days don't like Americans very much. They think Americans are too nosy, too indulgent, too crazy, and are not in line with Canadians' attitude towards life.
.In fact, not only Canadians look down on Americans, but Americans also look down on Canadians. They think Canadians are just a group of farmers in the mountains and forests. Not only do they have weird accents, but they are also rustic and very cute.
"Those guys are even more annoying now. When they travel to other countries, they often pretend to be Canadians. They wear clothes with Maple Leaf flags, carry backpacks with Maple Leaf flags, and even learn to speak with a Canadian accent. Do you believe it, Captain?
, I actually found out at the New York airport in the summer that they were selling a suit that was pretending to be Canadian, including our flag printed on it.
A shirt, a backpack and a hat, as well as a manual, it seems to be called "Fakin'eh!: How to Pretend To Be Canadian", and it actually sells for 64 US dollars a set!" When Pavey heard that Old Gale was criticizing Americans, he immediately also took him in New York
His experiences were used as evidence to prove the shameless behavior of Americans.
""Fakin'eh!: How to Pretend To Be Canadian"! How to pretend to be Canadian? Is there really such a book?" Hong Tao was a little funny when he heard the title of the book. He thought it was Pavey who was deliberately belittling Americans.
"I saw this with my own eyes. Pawei never slanders anyone, especially behind his back!" When Pawei heard that Hong Tao didn't believe it, he immediately became furious and took his hands off the steering wheel. He turned around and gestured and shouted at Hong Tao.
"I believe it! I have no intention of doubting it at all!" Hong Tao quickly raised his hands in surrender. It's fine to pursue the truth, but don't risk your life.
As soon as the conversation started, he couldn't stop it. Along the way, Pavey severely criticized the ugly face of US imperialism from all aspects. As a result, he and Old Gale started to argue with each other on the topic of ice hockey games. The two people became more and more excited as they talked.
Talking faster and faster, plus them
There are many unique Canadian vocabulary in the spoken language. Hong Tao basically can't understand it. He can only read the map in the back seat of the car and raise his head from time to time to answer their questions, because Pawei likes to speak every few sentences.
Ask Hong Tao if he agrees with his point of view.
More than half of the trip was spent in the arguments between the two old men. They argued for a full hour over an ice hockey game. They didn't stop until Hong Tao saw the road sign in front of him. Niagara Falls was here!
Niagara Falls has a population of only more than 70,000, and it is a town-level city worthy of its name! It is on the west bank of the Niagara River. You can see the famous Niagara Falls from the parking lot. Because it is winter, the streets here are empty.
There are basically no people to see. According to Pavey, if you come here in the summer, it will still be very lively. There are tourists everywhere, and the largest ones are Chinese tour groups.
The water volume of the Niagara River at this time is the smallest in the whole year, so the waterfall is not as spectacular as in the summer, but it is still very big. It doesn’t matter how big it is. He has rolled up the window at this time, and everything is outside.
The water vapor produced by the waterfall, along with the cold wind in winter, blows into the face like small ice particles, which is very uncomfortable.
Seeing Hong Tao huddled in the car, seemingly not very interested in the waterfall, Pawei stopped staying and drove towards the city.
"Where is this building?" Hong Tao found that there were very few high-rise buildings in this small town. There was only one building with more than ten stories high standing by the river, which looked very eye-catching.
"Casino, if you are interested after seeing the waterfall, we can go in and try our luck. If you have the same luck as fishing, then we will make a fortune!" Pawei always attributed Hong Tao's fishing skills to luck.
"Isn't that building opposite also a casino?" Hong Tao asked, pointing to the American territory across the Niagara River. There is also a small city over there, and the most eye-catching building in the city is also a tall black building.
"You guessed it right, that's also a casino!"
"Damn, it's really decadent capitalism! In China, the most eye-catching buildings in small cities are usually the tax bureau or the public security bureau plus the government building..." Hong Tao naturally compared the architectural styles of the two countries.
For a moment.
"Well, that is the gate of the casino. Let me tell you a very interesting thing. Look at the three flags hanging there. Can you tell the difference between them?" Pawe parked the car in front of the casino building and pointed to the parking lot.
asked Hong Tao in the middle of the field.
"The nationalities are different, the Canadian flag, the British flag and the American flag... Hahaha, you Canadians are so interesting. Do you have any objection to doing this to the Americans? Will their governments protest?" Hong Taochu
When I looked at it, I just thought it was three ordinary flags. After looking at it for a while, I realized that the heights of the flagpoles of these three flags are different. The Canadian flag on the far left is the tallest, then the British flag is the second tallest, and the American flag on the far right is the lowest.
The Canadian flag is almost at half-mast. It seems that Canadians really hate Americans.
"What can they say? We don't wear Stars and Stripes clothes all over the world and pretend to be Americans." Old Gale smiled and opened his cold-weather jacket, revealing the T-shirt he was wearing underneath, with a big logo printed on it.
Red maple leaves.
The destination of this trip is in the north of the city, a few kilometers away from the waterfall. There is a very flat grassland with two red and white helicopters parked on the grass. The people who received Hong Tao and the others were two Canadian pilots, one of whom
You seemed to be very familiar with Pawei. As soon as the two met, they hugged each other and kissed each other. This scene made Hong Tao very puzzled. They both had big beards. Could their beards and beards be tangled together?
