I don’t know if this aunt is suffering from menopause or she didn’t eat enough last night, but her attitude was extremely blunt. She first asked Hong Tao to take off his shoes, and then took off his belt, and then asked the big wolf dog behind her to come up.
Hong Tao sniffed everywhere, as if he had caught a drug dealer.
After passing the security check, Hong Tao bought a bottle of Coke, found a table and sat down, and then looked at the watch and observed the movement at the entrance of the hall. At this time, several scenes from the movie appeared in his mind, such as
The moment his plane took off, the Royal Mounted Police arrived, but they could only watch and lament.
There were not many passengers on the plane. As soon as Hong Tao settled in his seat, he saw an old man with a white beard walking over anxiously carrying a tray. Hong Tao originally wanted to stand up and help him, but
After seeing the nameplate and logo hanging on his clothes behind the tray, Hong Tao sat down again. This old man was not an ordinary old man, he was what we call a flight attendant, that is, a flight attendant.
Hong Tao had discussed this matter with Zhou Xiaoli at the beginning. There are many differences between Canada and China. Among them, the stewardess and stewardess are completely opposite. In Chinese airlines, stewardesses are gentle and beautiful young girls.
You have to choose those handsome guys.
In Air Canada, the flight attendants are all a bunch of old ladies and old men. The reason is very simple. When they devoted themselves to aviation services, these old ladies and old men were also young, beautiful, and suave young girls and boys. But as time goes by,
With the erosion of time, they have lost their youth.
If this was done for domestic airlines, they would have been relegated to the second line long ago, but among Canadian airlines, no one dares to do this. Why? Because Air Canada has a very nb organization, its
The name is trade union.
This trade union is completely different from the trade unions in our domestic enterprises. They don’t care about buying movie tickets or organizing spring outings. They are the workers’ natal families. Personnel transfers within the company must be approved by the parties and the trade union. These uncles and aunts only need to
If they say no, the airline will have nothing to do with them, so this kind of flight attendant grandma and flight attendant grandpa appeared.
Hong Tao was very lucky this time. It was not his grandma or grandpa who was in charge of this area, but a blond, blue-eyed, genuine flight attendant. Because Hong Tao's seat was in the first row, she happened to be sitting in Hong Tao's seat during takeoff.
opposite.
This stewardess is tall, plump but not bloated, and has a very broad mind, especially when she is restrained by a seat belt. The already low collar is opened a little more. Since the two people are sitting face to face, Hong Tao can't turn a blind eye and doesn't know.
Whether intentionally or unintentionally, her two thighs wearing black stockings, which were originally together, suddenly slowly opened a little, and then a little more.
Hong Tao was already very curious, and now he really wanted to see clearly whether the stewardess's stockings were panty-length or thigh-high. Looking at them, Hong Tao raised his eyes a little. He found that the stewardess looked like
He smiled non-smilingly and stared at himself with his big gray-green eyes. When he saw Hong Tao's eyes looking over, he stretched out his pink tongue and licked his lips.
"Hey, isn't this airline also controlled by the Big Circle Gang? Why does this stewardess look like those stripteases?" Hong Tao couldn't get used to this kind of flirting. He quickly turned his eyes to the window.
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After a while it was time to have lunch. The stewardess walked to Hong Tao with cat steps, knelt down and brought the lunch box over.
"Thank you. Can I have two portions?" Hong Tao is very casual about eating, as long as the quantity is sufficient and the taste is not too weird.
The flight attendant leaned closer to Hong Tao and explained to Hong Tao in a soft voice that there would be dinner in a few hours. She memorized the dinner menu. What she meant was that it was just a matter of making up for the lunch, but the dinner would be more delicious.
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At this time, her face was only a punch away from Hong Tao, and the scent of chewing gum came out of her mouth. Her snow-white bosom was shaking in her collar, so Hong Tao didn't know where to put it.
Maybe he had too much lunch, which caused all the blood in his body to rush into his stomach to help digest food, causing the brain to be deprived of oxygen. Hong Tao soon fell asleep in a daze. He didn't know how long he had been sleeping, but suddenly he screamed.
He woke up from his dream. Before he opened his eyes, he heard the captain announcing on the radio that a passenger was sick and needed medical help.
At this time, there was a child in the cabin who was frightened and started to cry, and then several children immediately followed him and cried together. Then the cabin became a toad pit, with adults shouting and children crying, and it became a mess.
At this time, the broad-minded flight attendant hurriedly walked over from behind. Seeing Hong Tao's questioning eyes, she immediately knelt down and whispered to Hong Tao that a young man behind him suddenly fainted and was now looking for a doctor.
Help, if we can't find a doctor, then the plane will have to find a nearby airport to land.
“I
Go, don’t you want to get up early and catch up with the evening show?” When Hong Tao heard this, he felt a chill in his heart, wondering if he would be captured directly if he returned to Canada. This is how it is played in many movies.
The captain spoke several times over the radio, and then fell silent. After more than ten minutes, the flight attendant finally came back from behind. She brought good news. There were two doctors on the plane. At this time, the flight attendant
The young man has regained consciousness. He has no major problems, but his blood sugar is a little low.
"Hypoglycemia, you don't know how many pieces of candy you carry with you. If I lose more than 100 kilograms to these pieces of candy, I won't die unjustly!" Hong Tao finally calmed down. He had already died just now.
Several sets of procedures were designed, and even the method of hijacking a plane came to mind.
After getting out of the crisis, Hong Tao felt that he needed a warm embrace to care for his fragile soul. So, taking advantage of the dinner opportunity, he finally connected with the broad-minded flight attendant. After a chat, he used
With his sharp tongue, he described his performance in fishing and hunting as if Rambo was alive and Nelto was alive. Hearing this, the stewardess's eyes shone brightly.
The easiest lie to deceive people is that it is half true and half false. This flight attendant’s home is also in Toronto. She has been to or heard of many of the places Hong Tao mentioned. Supplemented by the proof of the photos in the camera, this is
In the eyes of the stewardess, Shi Hongtao is a kung fu master who can kill bears with his bare hands, shoot wild geese blindly, and is invincible with a sharp gun.
Through contact with the Irene sisters, Hong Tao felt that these foreigners looked quite smart, but their minds were very simple. Once you proved that you were the type they liked, their IQ immediately dropped to the level of a primary school student. The empty-minded person in front of him
Sister is not immune to vulgarity. Before Hong Tao finished telling a whole set of lies, she was already in admiration. However, as a weak woman, literature cannot bring peace to the world with pen, and martial arts cannot mount a horse to determine the world. She has to be full of passion and sacrifice herself with her body.
Agreed.
When Hong Tao got off the plane, in addition to his suitcase, he had a small piece of paper with a phone number written on it. The stewardess was going to stay in Shanghai for two days, so she warmly invited Hong Tao to the hotel where she was staying.
After finishing that touching story, let’s dive into many matters related to survival and hunting in the wild.
If this was Beijing, then Hong Tao Baoqi would really have to satisfy her thirst for knowledge. But this is Shanghai, and although it is already part of China, she still feels uneasy when she is not in front of her own home. Hong Tao gritted his teeth.
, stamped his feet, resolutely gave up the teaching activity, left the airport directly, took a taxi and went straight to the train station.
At 7 a.m. on April 3, after more than 20 hours of fleeing, getting off the plane and changing trains, Hong Tao finally returned to Beijing after an absence of nearly five months. When he walked out of the Beijing Railway Station with his suitcase,
When I walked through the door, I immediately felt relaxed. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!
