"Hey, Harrison, are you going to eat it or let it go? This stuff is a very good ingredient in China and very nutritious." Harrison caught the tortoise, but Hong Tao still wanted to ask Harrison for his opinion.
"God, let it go, I don't dare to eat it..." Harrison's cool face also showed a look of fear.
"Okay, Immortal Bastard, you'd better go home. A foreign friend accidentally hurt you just now. You don't remember the faults of villains, so just treat him like a fart and let him go." Hong Tao actually didn't intend to eat it.
After this bastard, all of these people are in good health, and Hong Tao has never
Lai doesn't believe in the various folk supplement remedies. He believes that if you want to be in good health, the first thing is to have normal living habits; the second thing is to be more open-minded and maintain an optimistic attitude; the third thing is to move your body more.
You can completely ignore it by taking supplements and food.
After the tortoise was thrown back into the water, it didn't swim away immediately. It was probably confused, and there was a big hole in its mouth. When it suddenly returned to the water, it seemed very uncomfortable and floated on the water.
It took more than ten seconds for him to regain his composure and dive into the deep water with one stroke of his limbs.
"I really admire you Chinese people for being brave enough to eat anything and making it taste good. I heard that there are also people who eat bugs. Have you ever eaten them?" Irene asked while holding a bottle of mineral water for Hong Tao to wash his hands.
asked a question.
"Of course I have. When I was little, my dad would give me fried monkeys to eat. Do you know what a monkey is?" Hong Tao washed his hands, then patted Irene's face, making her face wet.
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"Is it a bird or a monkey?" Although Erin has learned Chinese very well and can understand and speak most conversations, she is still powerless with the dialects of various places.
"It's the larvae of cicadas. Do you know cicadas?" Hong Tao repeated it in English. This word is rarely used in English.
"I know, there are some in the trees near my house. They are so noisy in summer, they scream all day long." Irene obviously understood what Hong Tao said.
"Then do you know what cicada larvae look like?" Hong Tao asked again.
"I don't know..." It seems that Eileen still doesn't have much knowledge about nature.
"Let me tell you, cicadas lay their eggs under the bark of trees in the summer. As soon as the larvae come out, they burrow underground along the trunk of the tree. They live by sucking tree sap. It takes 6 or 7 years underground to mature, and then it will choose
One summer night, he crawled out of a hole in the ground, climbed up a tree, shed his shell, and turned into a cicada with wings." Hong Tao was deeply influenced by his father, who was a teacher, and he loved to be a teacher.
"Oh, I should have seen them. There are their shells on the trees." Irene seemed to remember something when she heard what Hong Tao said.
"Yes, it's that thing. When it hasn't shed its shell, catch it, wash it and soak it in salt water. Then fry it. It's delicious." Hong Tao said while remembering that his father brought it with him when he was a child.
He was holding a flashlight and catching chirping monkeys on the big willow tree by the moat.
"Ugh...you are so disgusting. You will also eat meat bugs that come out of the ground. You are dirtier than a raccoon..." Irene's saliva prevented Hong Tao from uttering any words. He almost spit out his breakfast.
"In terms of food, the people in your country are like this. The Chinese are like this." Hong Tao turned a blind eye to Irene's pretense of vomiting and stretched out a little finger towards her, and then a thumb towards himself.
"I'm a little scared. If a bug suddenly crawls out of your mouth one night... Oops, the more I talk about it, the more disgusting it becomes..." Irene's thinking is very divergent.
"Actually, I am just a big cockroach. Look at my eyes. If there is a red dot, that is the eye of a bug." Hong Tao decided to use common sense about the human body to deceive Irene, and he used his hands to open his eyes.
He raised his eyelids and brought his eyes in front of Irene.
"Oh God!!! Gail... Pavey... Hong Tao is a cockroach, and it has bug eyes in its eyes! I will never sleep with him again!!!" Irene really looked at Hong Tao's eyeballs
She found a small dot on her eye, but she didn't believe it. She opened Hong Tao's other eye to check, and found an identical small dot in the same position. Although Irene knew that Hong Tao was deliberately teasing her, this kind of
Situations beyond common sense still frightened her a little.
"Where are you running? Look, if I don't eat you, you will be my dessert!!! Ho... ho..." Hong Tao frightened Irene when he saw it. He immediately became excited and chased after Irene.
, while making all kinds of strange noises, the less human-like the better.
"You two should stop making trouble. The fish have been scared away. Irene, Hong Tao is not only a cockroach, but also a pile of stinky dog shit. You must have planted your dog-tailed flower in the right place!" Wang Jian's catch today was not good.
Great, he was already depressed, but now Irene and Hong Tao have staged another drama of a woman chasing a man, causing the deck of the boat to make a clanging sound. He has finally found a reason not to catch fish.
"Your uncle, you are a pile of shit. Irene, he called you a dog's tail. Come on, give you this bottle and throw it into his lair. See if he dares to slander our beauty." Hong Tao was embarrassed and went directly to him.
Wang Jian threw something at his fishing spot, so he took advantage of Wang Jian's words and told Eileen in a more embellished way.
"Shit!!!" There is no woman in the world who wants to be told that she is not beautiful. Even if she looks worse than Sister Furong, she cannot bear the insult. So Irene was fooled and took the half bottle handed over by Hong Tao.
The mineral water was thrown directly to Wang Jian's fishing spot.
"Tao, you scared my fish away, you cockroach, take your female cockroach and get out of here!!!" Wang Jian and Irene are not very familiar with each other. He can scold Hong Tao, but he can't do anything with Irene.
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However, it is not that no one can control Irene. Pawei’s fishing position is not far from Wang Jian, only about 3 meters away. Irene’s throwing is not accurate, and she directly throws the mineral water bottle at Wang Jian and Pawei.
In the middle of this. Pawei quit now, and he competed with Harrison privately. As a result, Harrison had already caught a tortoise, and he still had no harvest. Now Hong Tao and Irene came to cause trouble again, this big fat man with a big face
He was so angry that he threw down his fishing rod and came over to catch Hong Tao and Irene.
"Run! The fat cockroach is here!!!" Hong Tao didn't dare to let Pawei catch him. This guy is too powerful. He is relatively tall in China, but he is just a little chicken in front of him. Grab him.
It's definitely not good.
"Hey, I caught you, where should I eat first? This bulging place smells good, let me take a bite!" Hong Tao and Irene ran back to the stern of the boat. At this time, Irene had already forgotten what they had just said.
However, Hong Tao did not forget about it. He grabbed Irene, opened his big mouth, and tried to bite her on the chest.
"Ah!!!" Irene was caught by Hong Tao, and saw that his teeth were about to bite her chest. She couldn't run away, so she had to use the number one skill of a woman, the lion's roar!
"Oh my god, how can we fish here? Tao, you and Irene go to the cabin and have fun, you've scared away the fish." Old Gale, who was fishing on the side of the boat, was impressed by Irene's soprano voice.
Startled.
"Okay, I won't eat you now. I'll take care of you tonight!" Hong Tao had had enough trouble and let go of Irene, but he didn't forget to squeeze the soft flesh secretly.
"Why did my fishing rod move on its own?" Irene and Hong Tao finished their tossing and were about to go fishing again. Suddenly Irene discovered that the fishing rod she placed on the railing had left the boat deck, with her buttocks sticking up in the air.
It's shaking up and down.
"Move your head, we've caught a fish!" Hong Tao had quick eyes and quick hands. Before Irene could react, he grabbed the fishing rod. It was so hanging. Fortunately, the head of the fishing rod was stuck between the railings of the boat. Otherwise, it would have been earlier.
He was dragged away.
"You grabbed my fishing rod again! Give it back to me quickly, that's my fishing rod..." Irene stopped, and she also came over, grabbing the fishing rod and not letting go.
"Okay, okay, come on, come on, I'll help you. It's not easy to fish here, it's easy to run away." Hong Tao had no choice but to hand the fishing rod back to Irene, then stood behind her, stretched out his arms,
