"In gatherings like this, they usually don't talk about specific work, let alone take the opportunity to recruit people. This is a common rule. Everyone just uses this opportunity to connect with each other and resolve the grievances accumulated in their daily work. And you
If you agree to Paul's suggestion, you will be on the job
It's his fault. Then Thomas will no longer trust me, and Paul won't be able to trust you because of me. He's killing two birds with one stone." Irene took advantage of Thomas and Paul's argument about the rules and whispered in Hong Tao's ear.
Explain to him why you pinched him just now.
"Fuck! So insidious! Don't learn from them in the future!" Hong Tao immediately broke into a cold sweat when he heard Irene's explanation. Although he knew that Americans were not stupid, he didn't expect them to play tricks on people.
He is also so familiar with the road.
In the end, Paul still did not admit that he had broken the rules, but promised not to mention the hiring of Hong Tao here again, so everyone started chatting again. With a group of lawyers, Hong Tao really had nothing to talk about except the little information in his memory.
, but he had known the result a long time ago, and had made preparations in advance to find something to do for himself, so as not to sit in a daze among the crowd like a fool.
Hong Tao's preparation was to bring his camera. Since there was nothing to talk about, he went to take photos. After obtaining the consent of the lawyers present, he began to walk around the venue with his camera, taking pictures of food and photos.
Take pictures of the night scene outside the window, and also take pictures of the women wearing revealing evening dresses.
After walking around in a circle, Hong Tao ate some snacks at the dining table, then returned to Thomas and his friends with a glass of champagne, intending to listen to what Irene was talking about with them. His wife is now a bit of a strong woman.
This has become a trend. I talk about business for half an hour without repeating the same thing. I love communicating with these lawyers. It’s like a half-dry sponge thrown into the basin.
"Hong Tao, you are back. I told them that you are the fishing champion of China, Japan and Europe. They didn't believe it, and they made fun of me for bragging for my husband. Give me your camera and I will prove it to them, hurry up!"
As soon as Hong Tao found a place to sit next to the sofa and was about to taste the pink champagne, Irene from the crowd trotted over and almost tripped over her own skirt.
"They don't know how to fish. Isn't it a waste of time for you to tell them this?" Hong Tao understood Irene's thoughts very well. The woman didn't want to talk about her husband in front of outsiders or colleagues. Unfortunately, she was only a success story as a stickman.
Apart from that, there really isn’t anything that Eileen can show off to these upper-class people in New York. As for fishing, if you talk to a bunch of lawyers about fishing, they have to understand!
"Oh, Mr. Hong, I am very dissatisfied with your statement. Can't lawyers understand fishing? You are discriminating against the lawyer profession!" Paul can actually understand Chinese! This makes Hong Tao very embarrassed and speaks ill of others behind their backs.
It's not a good habit no matter which country you are in. It will make people look down on you.
"Sorry! Sorry! That's not what I meant. Many people understand fishing. I mean fishing competitions. Most people will not play such an intense game. After all, fishing is a leisure sport." Hong Tao saw that Paul was still saying what he said.
I translated it to the lawyers around me and realized that I had offended the public, so I quickly tried to defend myself.
"Are you really a good fisherman? You have won the European Championship!?" Paul has an aggressive personality. Either you are right or he is right. Anyway, it is not easy to fool him.
of.
"I dare not say that I am an expert, but I have done a little research. I have only won the European carp fishing competition championship, but I did not win it alone. I won it together with Pan's husband Max and his brother." Hong Tao couldn't fool him at first glance.
Well, let's stop fooling around. It seems that this Paul knows how to fish, otherwise he wouldn't hold on to his pigtails so much, saying that he still feels a little guilty when talking about fishing. Who is afraid of who?
"There are also Chinese champions and Japanese champions. Hong Tao also went fishing in Canada. No one there can beat him! I have the evidence here, look!" Irene's performance at this time was very different from her dress.
A perfect match, she didn't look like a mature lady at all, but turned into a more serious little girl. She took Hong Tao's digital camera, found photos of Europe from several spare memory cards, and then put them on the screen
Show it to Paul.
"This image is too small. I can't see it clearly with my eyes. Barr, go find the manager here and ask him to send someone to put the photos on the projector. Mr. Hong, do you mind if we can publicly appreciate your fishing?"
Won it?" Paul really got into a fight with Irene, he said something to a lawyer next to him, and then asked Hong Tao for his opinion.
"Hong Tao, let them see. I made a bet with them. If I lose, I have to dance with them. My high heels are too high and it will be very tiring." Irene started to cheat with Hong Tao by walking in high heels.
Are you tired? I just saw Hong Tao yesterday. I can’t tell you more. Walking ten kilometers will definitely be no problem at all. Of course, the walking environment is also very important, and it must be in a shopping mall.
"I don't have a problem, just let it go, as long as everyone likes to watch it." Even if Irene doesn't cheat, Hong Tao can't let his wife lose. How can he let his wife be hugged by those old perverts to dance, and everyone is so happy?
Accompany, think beautifully!
The hotel manager quickly called in a professional, then used a laptop to connect to the projector, then put down the projection screen that was originally hung on the wall. After debugging for a few minutes, he turned off the lights in this corner.
Dark, it's ready.
"Mr. Paul, does our bet count? If Hong Tao is really the champion, then you have to do a striptease here!" Irene sat in front of the laptop, holding a memory card in her hand, and launched the final challenge to Paul.
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"So many colleagues have testified for me that I, Paul, will never break my promise to the lady! But I have a condition, that is, Mr. Hong must be the protagonist of the fishing competition. If he is a substitute or a helper, then you lose, you agree
If you do, you can prove it to us!" Paul sat on the sofa with a cigar in his mouth. He was not nervous at all and agreed to Eileen's conditions with confidence.
"Okay, let's get started!" Erin stretched out her hand, gave Paul a high-five, then happily inserted the memory card into the card reader and began to select the photos inside on the computer.
After a while, the first photo appeared on the projection screen, which was the one where Hong Tao went on stage to receive the award. In the photo, he was holding a model of a big check and extending his scissor hands, looking very silly.
"This does not count. This is a group award, which does not meet my conditions." Paul sat up slightly from the sofa, stared at the photo for a few seconds, and then said slowly.
"Okay, here's the next one!" Erin clicked the mouse in relief, and the photo on the screen changed to another one.
"Oh, it's the biggest single-tail prize for an individual!"
"14.75 kilograms! How many pounds is this?"
"About...about 32 pounds, 8 ounces."
When the less than 10 people sitting on the sofa saw this photo, they started to make various exclamations. Two of them even ran out of their phones and were busy converting the difference between metric units and imperial units. Here in the United States
Generally, metric units such as meters, centimeters, kilometers, kilograms, and grams are not used, but imperial units such as feet, inches, miles, pounds, and ounces are used. This is also something that makes Hong Tao very distressed. He doesn’t even know how to buy clothes.
What size should you buy?
"Okay, I lose. Are there any other photos? I want to see more, as compensation for my striptease." After Paul saw this photo, he finally stopped arguing and admitted defeat directly. However,
Or put forward an additional condition.
"Okay, no problem. There are 4 memory cards here. They are all photos of Hong Tao going fishing. He just came back from Brazil this time and went fishing in the Amazon River. I heard he caught a kind of flathead catfish.
The fish weighs hundreds of pounds, and I haven’t even had time to look at the photo, but they are all in it.” After Eileen’s victory, she was in a great mood, and she graciously agreed to the small request of her losing opponent, holding the few fish in her hand.
A memory card was given to Paul and the contents were explained to Paul.
"Thomas, you have found a very cunning and good employee. If she told me in advance that Mr. Hong is such a person who can go to Brazil to specialize in fishing, I will definitely not make a bet with her. I never thought that I would also be plotted.
!" While listening to Irene's explanation, Paul shook his head and lamented that he had been playing hawk all his life, and in the end he was blinded by a bird.
The mouse was switched to Paul's hands this time. He put up the photos of Hong Tao in the European competition one by one, and then switched to the part of the Amazon River. After looking at a few pictures, he would ask Hong Tao some questions, such as what method is used to catch this kind of fish, and what method is used to catch this fish.
What kind of bait, how does it feel to catch fish, etc., and the questions were asked very professionally. It seems that this elite person is really a fishing enthusiast.
As the last card was inserted, Irene's face suddenly became unnatural, because this card recorded the scene of their hunting trip to Canada, in which Irene and Hong Tao were naked and soaking in a hot spring.
Take a bath, smoke weed and make out in a tent together, these photos
The photos were originally in Boss Liu's camera. The people who took the pictures include Boss Liu himself, Cathy and Liu Xiaomei. Later, they were transferred to Hong Tao. Due to the passage of time, Hong Tao also forgot to clean them up, so he put them all away now.
came out, the fishing show suddenly turned into an adult movie.
"There are no more fishing photos here. Give me the card!" Erin couldn't sit still anymore and planned to take back control of the mouse. (To be continued...)
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