The thief brother seemed quite stupid, but after Nangong Jie reminded him, he took a closer look.
Swallowing wildly, he said: "Hehe, she is really a beauty. There has been a lot of noise recently, and it has been a long time since brothers went down to eat meat. Tonight, everyone is so lucky, hahahaha..."
When the other thieves heard this, they also laughed. Nangong Jie had a fake smile on his face and thought sadly. If he couldn't save her, wouldn't she be killed by dozens of hungry wolves... When he met her
With an angry look in his eyes, he quickly looked away. Now he could only take one step at a time. At worst, they would both perish together.
The thief's cottage was built in a low-lying area of Beimang Mountain, surrounded by dense forests. From the outside, it would be difficult to find any houses built here without someone's guidance.
The thief brother seemed to be very interested in giant pandas. He kept clinging to Nangong Jie's shoulders along the way and said some vulgar things with vulgar words. Nangong Jie had no idea what he was talking about because he was constantly thinking about it in his mind.
How to escape, so I just kept nodding and giggling along the way.
"Woof woof woof..." A huge black dog came out from the village and pounced on the thief brother and licked him wildly.
"Let's go and play, I don't have time to play with you today!" Brother Thief laughed loudly and said: "Brothers, don't we have good wine at home? Let's make some dishes together. New friends are here today, let's have a good drink.
!”
"Yes, brother!"
It was lunch time now. The thieves quickly prepared food. They set up a few tables of simple meals in the open space and got a few jars of white wine before eating. It seemed that these guys had no ability and were getting by.
So poor.
The thief brother was afraid that the woman would run away while they were eating, so he ordered her to be tied to the root of a big tree nearby and made her sit there to watch without giving her anything to eat.
Nangong Jie couldn't think of any way to save him for a while, so he could only think of getting these people drunk with wine so as to save them.
But it’s unknown how drunk these people are...
"Oh, brother, look, look at that woman!" Someone suddenly shouted.
Nangong Jie also looked over curiously, and was shocked when he saw that the woman named Qian actually had two blushes on her face, and her beautiful watery eyes were making secret glances at the traitors intentionally or unintentionally.
Immediately, several thieves couldn't help but have nosebleeds.
"This woman is sick. Does she want to run away? I'll go over and tie her up tighter first!" Nangong Jie said, pretending to walk over, squatting in front of Duoduo and saying: "What's wrong with you? You're making everyone burn.
No, even the gods can’t save you!”
"Haha... do you like me?" After Duoduo called out, he suddenly whispered: "Dog meat, mung beans, and wine are very poisonous, go ahead."
What? Nangong Jie didn't seem to understand what he heard, but he seemed to understand again. He lowered his head and walked to sit next to the thief.
The thief brother had been confused by Duoduo's performance and was a little confused. Nangong Jie knew this very well, because everyone including him couldn't help but react when he saw the woman's expression. He didn't know what she was doing.
What kind of magic.
"Haha, brother, I see you can't bear it anymore. How about you eat the woman first and then eat?" A subordinate suggested in a bad way.
"Hahahahaha, brother, I have exactly what I mean!"
"Pa!" There was a sound, and the thief brother was about to drag the woman into the room to do something, but suddenly he was slapped hard on the head. When he turned around and saw the face of a panda, he said strangely: "What? Could it be you?
Want to come first? No, I will come first and let you enjoy it later!"
Duoduo couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, why didn't that guy take action!
Nangong Jie chuckled and said, "Brother, if you fall in love with her like this, you will definitely regret it!"
"Oh, how do you say this?" The thief brother really has no brains. He listens very carefully when someone makes suggestions.
Nangong Jie said: "Brother, you don't know, right? Yellow dogs nourish the spleen and stomach, and black dogs nourish the kidneys and waist. I heard that eating black dog meat and drinking some mung bean soup can stimulate a man's most fundamental limits. At that time, he was playing with women.
, that’s how cool it is!”
"Oh?" The thief brother said with bright eyes, "Are you serious about this?"
Nangong Jie said emphatically: "I'm absolutely telling you! I'm just afraid that you, brother, won't be able to part with that dog... Forget it, I think you won't be willing to make any sacrifices for your brothers."
"Stop your stinky fart!" The thief brother suddenly laughed loudly and said: "In that case, brothers, kill Dahei and have a good time today!"
"Okay, brother, I'll go right away!" The younger brother seemed to have been staring at the black dog for a long time. Now that he had a chance, he was afraid that the boss would regret it, so he ran down quickly. Within ten seconds, he heard the black dog
A scream.
"What are you waiting for? Didn't we rob some dry mung bean food last time? We used it to make soup. We listened to this brother and ate dog meat and drank mung bean aphrodisiac soup, hahahaha!"
Nangong Jie didn't know if this would work, but since the woman was so sure, maybe the fake one would have some effect, right?
The group of people waited for about half an hour, and the fragrant dog meat was fished out of the pot. The group of evil ghosts had probably not eaten meat for a long time, so they devoured it without even chewing it thoroughly.
"Come on, brother, you come and eat too!" The thief eldest brother took half a bowl of dog meat and put it in front of Nangong Jie. "Wait, I'll be the first one and you'll be the second one. How about it? Eat something strong first so that you can work harder."
ah!"
"Well...brother, actually I can't eat dog meat, because a monk saved me not long ago, and I promised him to fast and worship Buddha for three years."
"What the hell is eating fasting and worshiping Buddha? That's something you can only say if you don't have to eat. How do you say it? Dog meat has passed through the intestines and stomach, and Buddha's feces has passed out. If you believe that, come and eat! Drink!"
The thief brother was quite loyal and forced Nangong Jie to eat dog meat and also drank half a bowl of mung bean soup.
When Duoduo saw the large group of people eating happily, he finally let go of the stone in his heart. While they were still interested, he made a few cooing sounds from time to time: "Hey, brother's muscles are quite strong.
, it must be very comfortable to touch..."
"Bang!" There was a sound, and the thief brother laughed loudly and said: "Brothers, I'm going to enjoy it first!"
As the thief brother said, Hou ran over anxiously, untied a layer of rope outside Duoduo, picked it up and walked into the house.
"Brother, don't be anxious. I have plenty of time. Little sister will play with you slowly." Duoduo said softly on his shoulder.
"Ouch!" The thief brother suddenly threw the person down and immediately covered his stomach and said: "I have eaten too much. I am so full. I am so full. It is too bloated and it hurts!"
"Are you okay, brother?" A group of people gathered around to help the thief, but when the group moved, one or two of them hugged their stomachs and squatted down, moaning in pain one after another.
"You...you brat! You bastard!" The leader of the thieves discovered that Nangong Jie actually released the woman, so he said with an angry look: "You actually poisoned us?"
"Humph, you damn fat man, isn't it very comfortable?" Duoduo opened the rope, stepped on the belly of the thieves boss and said, "Didn't I say that I want to play slowly with you?"
Nangong Jie's grandson, who had been pretending for so long, was finally able to regain his calm face. He ran to the kitchen to wash off the black and white toner on his face with water, and walked out with a calm expression: "Why are dog meat and mung bean soup poisonous?"
Duoduo said: "This is the experience accumulated over thousands of years. Food poisoning, such as beef and brown sugar, tofu and honey, will kill people."
Duoduo patted the dust on his body and said, "Let's go, what are you waiting for?"
"Just leaving like that? These guys almost took possession of you, why don't you give him a few whips to relieve your anger?" Nangong Jie said with a smile.
Duoduo said: "If you have to spare others, please spare them. There is no need to kill them all. Besides, these bandits are the stupidest bandits I have ever seen. If I don't kill them, they will starve to death sooner or later, so why should I bother with it?"
?”
After walking out of the cottage, Nangong Jie suddenly asked: "Are you a vixen?"
"What?"
"I mean, are you a vixen? Why did you make people fascinated just now with just a few random moves?"
Duoduo smiled and said: "Why, you were also knocked upside down? Do you want me to comfort you and comfort you..."
"Go, stop making such jokes with me. Can I seduce you casually?"
"Hmph, don't call yourself the king in front of me. From now on, I will call you a fool when no one is around."
"you!"
"What are you? Get on the horse, you idiot!" Duoduo said, casting a look at the horse's back.
Nangong Jie couldn't believe it and said, "You let me ride a horse? What about you? Let's go together?"
"Together? Humph, you want to take advantage of me? I'll walk." Duoduo said calmly.
Nangong Jie couldn't believe his ears: "So good? There is no conspiracy in it, right?"
"There's no conspiracy, I'm just afraid that you can't even sit on a horse."
"What do you mean?" Nangong Jie had just finished asking, when his stomach suddenly felt distended and painful, and he was shocked and said, "Oh my God, I almost forgot, I also ate dog meat mung beans..."
"Don't be afraid. It won't kill you. It's just a temporary swelling and pain. At most, you'll have vomiting and diarrhea. Just go back to the city and buy some licorice powder and drink it with water."
"You, you, you! Oh, help...please...walk faster..." Nangong Jie's face turned pale, and he lay on the horse holding his stomach.
Duoduo, on the other hand, seemed not to have heard anything. He was in a good mood, holding the horse and strolling slowly along the tree-lined path, admiring the green mountains, green bamboos, and the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers along the way.
Is it too much? Not too much at all. Who makes the man on horseback so boring that he actually asked the gang to resist her and go back to enjoy it slowly? This kind of thing is the most difficult for a woman to accept, even if it is just a show!
This section of the road made Nangong Jie feel that it was quite long. He couldn't remember how long it took. Anyway, when he returned to the palace, it was already dark. A large number of people came to help him, calling him, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty."
And he also stretched out his hands to help others.
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? The prince has nothing to do, does he need your help?" Duoduo said, shaking Nangong Jie's shoulders and said: "You were confused by the pain just now, but in fact you were fine on the way.
, now it’s psychological trouble.”
"Really?" Nangong Jie stood up hard, and the pain really stopped. He immediately flicked his sleeves and said, "I'm going to rest. Don't disturb me if you have nothing to do. Anyone who disobeys the order will be severely punished!"
Nangong Jie returned to the bedroom, and Mu Qingxuan followed him back with a pot of soup in his hand. He took a bowl and brought it to the bedside and said: "Husband, you are tired from practicing today. Drink some soup. It will relieve your pain."
fatigue."
Nangong Jie didn't want to let down her kindness, so he sat up. Unexpectedly, when he saw half a turtle shell floating in the bowl of soup, it was dark green, which reminded him of the mung beans he drank in the village.
Soup, I felt nauseated immediately.
"Husband, what's wrong?" Mu Qingxuan didn't know what happened. She was so frightened that she quickly put the soup aside and said, "Did your husband eat something unclean?"
"Don't ask me for food. I don't want to eat anything. Phew..." Nangong Jie fell asleep in a sleepy voice.
"Alas..." Mu Qingxuan sighed, shook her head, and took the things away.
Nangong Jie slept soundly and beautifully this night, because for some reason, he actually saw Qian Duoduo in his dream.
The woman's eyes were as charming as silk, her breath was like blue, she raised her fingers at him, and even called him in a cooing voice: "Your Majesty..."
Mu Qingxuan was lying next to him and could clearly feel that his breathing was getting heavier. She glanced at him and found that a tent had been set up in the place where he was. She wondered whether he wanted it in his heart, but there were some obstacles?
A proud smile appeared on Mu Qingxuan's face, with a bit of confusion and a bit of satisfaction... And just when he was about to enter the substantive stage, Nangong Jie suddenly became excited! He actually had a strong sense of guilt.
It felt like someone was standing in front of his bed and scolding him.
"Hmph, you're a useless thing, you're a dirty guy, you just do these things all day long, you never make any progress, you fool!"
"Huh?" Nangong Jie suddenly sat up and covered his ears with his hands, but he still felt that the woman's voice, Qian Duoduo, was lingering around him, especially the "idiot", which made his eardrums numb.
"Husband, what's wrong with you... Husband, don't leave me, Husband..."
"Let go!" Nangong Jie broke away from Mu Qingxuan's embrace several times, stood up and walked out of the bedroom. He picked up a pot of cold tea in the living room and poured it down his throat.
"Husband..." Mu Qingxuan simply put on a skirt and chased out, but Nangong Jie immediately stopped him and said: "I'm fine, don't worry about me..."
Mu Qingxuan had no choice but to return to the room alone, with doubts in his eyes. What happened to him? Is it because that woman Qian Duoduo came to make trouble again and again when they were about to get married, which made him have a shadow in his heart?
The more Mu Qingxuan thought about it, the angrier she became. She gritted her teeth and said: Qian, one day, I, Mu Qingxuan, will definitely make you regret it!
After Nangong Jie drank more than half a pot of tea, he thought that since that woman entered the palace, everything for him has been disrupted. Even doing things with women has been seriously troubled. It seems that he has to find a way to give her to her.
Just drive him away, otherwise he must be the one who is crazy.
Early the next morning, Duoduo was sleeping soundly when he was suddenly woken up by a knock on the door. He thought to himself that the sun really came out from the west. Why did that kid take the initiative to practice early today? But if he is really so motivated, then he won't be tired at all.
We need to make him a champion.
Because he is the father of the child, he will probably sleep with her in the future. Hehe, this is of course her wishful thinking. Although it is a bit vague, she will work hard in that direction if she has an idea. Only if she works hard can she succeed.
The opportunity comes true.
Sir, here I come!
Duoduo deliberately left the top two buttons of her clothes unbuttoned, intending to give him a little surprise, a little surprise, and temptation.
As soon as she opened the door, Duoduo was startled and quickly buttoned the unbuttoned buttons. She said with a surprised look on her face: "Why is it you? You're here early in the morning. Is there something wrong?"
The Prince of Persia with a mustache chuckled and said: "Good morning, heroine, I came here this time to..."
"You want to say goodbye, right? Needless to say, it's early in the morning, so why not drive a little while before the sun comes out, so as not to get burned by the sun later, okay, let's say goodbye, because aha... I
I’m so sleepy, so I won’t send it off, and you don’t have to go find that boy King Jie. I’ll just tell him later that you’ve been here. I wish the Persian Cat Prince a safe journey, bye.”
After Duoduo finished speaking, he returned to the room, closed the door, and continued to sleep.
"Tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk..." Someone knocked on the door again immediately. Duoduo opened the door impatiently, squeezed out a smile like squeezing out toothpaste and said: "Who is it? Ah? Is it your Persian cat prince again?
Why haven’t you left yet?”
"Nvxia, you misunderstood me..."
"Oh, Persian cat, you are too polite. From now on, you can call me Duoduo, or pretty girl. Don't call me a heroine. It makes me call me old-fashioned. You might as well call me Qian Guanjia."
"Oh haha, in that case, Na Duoduo Liang, I didn't come here to say goodbye today. I want to become my teacher."
"Huh?" Several thick black lines slid down the back of Duoduo's head: "You come to become a disciple?"
"Yes, Duoduo Liang. Ever since I saw Duoduo Liang show off her skills that day, I have been astonished. This time, I also signed up to participate in the martial arts competition, so I plan to take Duoduo Liang as my teacher. Please do it."
Duoduo suddenly became energetic, hehe, ordinary people would not bother to pay attention to him if he was a disciple, but after all, he is also a prince who comes to be a disciple. As long as he nods, his status will be a lot higher, and... Duoduo laughed and said:
"It's basically no big problem to become a disciple, but..."
"Master, don't worry, the apprentice understands, come on!" The Persian prince clapped his hands, and immediately several Persians came over with trays full of jewelry.
"Master, this is just a little thing from my apprentice." Prince Persia smiled and said, "I wonder if master likes it?"
"Happy...happy!" Duoduo was so excited that he stepped forward and grabbed a large string of jewelry necklaces, put it to the tip of his nose, smelled it, and laughed. Now he really didn't have to worry about food and clothing even if he broke his leg. Anyway, he is a housekeeper.
I don’t know how long I will be able to work for, but when I fire Nangong Jie, I will take my son to buy a big house in the capital, open a jewelry store, and recruit a dozen handsome male servants... "Master, are you... okay?"
When the Prince of Persia saw Duoduo giggling, he stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Duoduo's eyes.
"Ah? It's okay, it's okay. By the way, these things can be considered as tuition fees. From now on, master, I will teach you martial arts seriously. You must study hard, apprentice." Duoduo said, patting the Prince of Persia on the shoulder.
"Okay, master, I'm going to...apprentice must practice martial arts well, oh!" After the Prince of Persia finished speaking, he yelled and performed a very silly move, which made Duo Duo almost vomit.
"Huh? It's so lively early in the morning? Wow, it's jewelry and gold and silver. What's going on?" Nangong Jie came out and said with a yawn.
"Fifth Prince, you woke up just in time. I was looking for you."
"What's the matter, Your Highness, Prince of Persia? I seem to have heard something about apprenticeship just now? Do you want to become her apprentice?"
"Yes, the fifth prince, but when I came here, I sincerely invited the fifth prince to attend the royal gathering of our eleven northern and southern countries."
"Royal party? What royal party?" Duoduo asked curiously.