It was the first time for Bin'er to play in such a wide body of water, and she was so happy that she held Nangong Jie's hand and jumped back and forth in the shallow water, splashing water and playing with each other, and bursts of laughter could be heard from time to time.
Prince of Persia and Duoduo sat under the shade of a tree to enjoy the cool air, watching the two men, one big and one small, having so much fun, with a faint smile on their faces.
"Sister, Bin'er and the fifth prince are getting closer and closer. Sometimes, they really look like a father and son. When they laugh, their eyes open very wide."
"Really?" Duoduo just smiled and thought to himself: Brother, you are quite discerning, but you never would have thought that they are actually father and son.
"Mom, come here to play, come play with Bin'er!" the son shouted from the other side.
"Okay, okay, mom is here!" Duoduo naturally took off his clothes and pants, and then walked towards his son.
The two grown men were immediately stunned. Oh my God, how could there be such a shameless woman? In broad daylight, in front of the two grown men, they took off all their clothes and went into the water wearing only two weird little things.
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"Hey, brother, why are you still hanging around? Come together!"
"Oh, it's coming, it's coming!" Prince Persia's blood boiled with excitement and he was in urgent need of cold water to soak him.
And it was not just the Prince of Persia who needed cold water? Nangong Jie suddenly squatted in the water, afraid to stand up.
"Daddy, come and play, get up." Bin'er smiled and splashed water on Nangong Jie.
"Son, go play with your mother. Godfather... Godfather is not feeling well."
Duoduo came over and said, "What's wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable there?"
"I...I'm so cold, so I shrink down for a while." Nangong Jie said seriously.
Duoduo burst out laughing and said, "It's such a hot day, you're so cold!"
After saying that, he was pulled up unexpectedly.
"Ah? Mom, my godfather's place is swollen!" Bin'er pointed at Nangong Jie's crotch and said.
Nangong Jie quickly covered it with his hands and said with an embarrassed smile: "Hey, son, my godfather was accidentally bitten by a fish just now and got swollen. It's okay."
The Persian cat couldn't help laughing. Duoduo also turned his head to the side and said with a smile: "Son, you have to be careful in the future. The fish in the water are very powerful."
"Ah? Mom, let's go back. Bin'er is afraid of being bitten by fish. Bin'er doesn't want to be bitten and swollen like his godfather..."
Nangong Jie's face darkened when he heard this. This kid is so damn good at everything... and that woman is the most abominable. She wears so little for nothing. I have never seen a woman dressed like her.
, can't even cover her breasts, half of them are exposed, and her snow-white thighs... Alas, the world is really declining and morals are declining!
Nangong Jie kept mumbling to himself somewhere, blaming women for not corrupting customs like this, but he suddenly realized that Persian cats were different from him. The guy took the opportunity to get so close to the woman, and his eyes were almost filled with tears.
It fell out.
But he stood here and complained stupidly, letting the Persian cat take advantage of everything. Isn't this a huge loss?
When Nangong Jie thought of this, he couldn't care so much anymore, and ran towards the mother-in-law: "Wait for me, I'll play too!"
Three adults and one child were playing wildly by the river. A fishing boat happened to pass nearby. When Duoduo got interested, he shouted: "Hey, fishermen, do you want to rent your fishing boat?"
The people on the fishing boat hesitated for a moment and asked, "How much does it cost?"
"Ten taels of silver an hour, including your fishing tools."
The fisherman was overjoyed and immediately agreed: "It's a deal, but you have to pay first!"
"Okay, okay, Bin'er wants to eat grilled fish. Mom, do we want to grill it ourselves?"
Nangong Jie said: "Don't want it? If you want to eat fish, you can just go back to the city to eat it. Why do you need to catch it yourself?"
"Hey, I caught it myself and it tastes delicious. It has no romantic interest at all!"
"What romance...interest?" Nangong Jie didn't understand what he heard.
Duoduo was too lazy to pay attention to him. He waited for the fishing boat to approach and then said to Nangong Jie: "Hey, bring me ten taels of silver."
"I don't have any silver, but I do have a few ingots of gold." Nangong Jie casually threw an ingot of gold onto the deck of the fishing boat.
The fishermen were overjoyed and thanked them one after another: "The bosses are really generous with their money. Thank you. Let's teach you how to use these fishing tools first. Anyway, you are rich and have fun."
The fisherman said, threw a jar over and said, "Go on."
Duoduo stretched out his hand to catch the jar. Looking left and right, he couldn't figure out what it had to do with fishing.
The fisherman smiled and said: "How is it? You don't know how to use it, do you? Don't worry, I will teach you how to use it later, and now I will teach you how to cast it."
Duoduo listened attentively, then saw a big piece of paper suddenly thrown up in the air, and the target turned out to be her!
"Damn it!" Duoduo secretly screamed, swung his hands and wanted to smash the bottle over and kill the fisherman. Unexpectedly, the bottle couldn't be taken off his hand - the surface of the bottle was covered with glue!
In this way, Duoduo was like being handcuffed. He felt anxious and turned around and said: "Brother, take Bin'er and run, quickly!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Da had already taken off his hood. Several fishermen on the boat were very quick. They threw away their bamboo hats and jumped out of the fishing boat. They tied up the woman tightly with their hands and feet, and then threw her onto the fishing boat.
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Seeing that something was going to happen, the Prince of Persia did not dare to take any action on his own. He picked up Bin'er and ran away to the shore.
"Stop!" Nangong Jie took a long stride and flew down to knock down a fisherman. Unexpectedly, the fisherman was so powerful that he broke away from Nangong Jie's hands in a few moves. He raised his hand and punched him, knocking him into the water.
Nangong Jie kicked his legs and jumped out of the water. He kicked the guy in the air and hit the guy in the face, but he just managed to kick the guy onto the fishing boat.
"Don't worry about him, get out!" The man in the suit suddenly used the oar to hit the water surface hard, and the "pop" sound stirred up countless waves, and the fishing boat also followed the force and quickly escaped from the shore.
Row towards the center of the river.
"Don't run! Come back!" Nangong Jie shouted at the top of his lungs, but the fishing boat had already gone away... Duoduo was tied up by the disguised fishermen, and tied to the pillars of the deck, and floated downstream along the river.
go.
"Where is Nangong Aoren? I want to see him!" Duoduo said calmly.
"Oh, this little girl is quite smart. She could guess that she was the prince's person without us saying anything. It's a pity that such a beautiful little girl won't live long."
"If you don't want to die, then move on. I'm from the Scorpion Sect!" Duoduo said with a calm face.
"What? You are... from the Scorpion Sect!" Those guys were really frightened.
"Boss, what should we do? We can't afford to offend the people of the Scorpion Sect. If we are kicked out of Prince Ao's Mansion, we will only starve at most. But if we offend the Scorpion Sect, we will only die!"
"Fart!" the leader snorted coldly: "The Scorpion Sect rarely recruits female disciples, and they always go out in groups. They will never go down the mountain alone, let alone go to Prince Jie's Mansion to be a housekeeper. Your
Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey? You actually believe her nonsense!"
"Ah!" With a shout, a figure suddenly jumped down from the mountain wall next to him and fell to the deck with a bang, shaking the whole ship.
"Is it you?" The fake fishermen flashed their weapons and said, "Prince Jie, we didn't want to kill you, but you just hit the door of hell!"
"Hey, why are you here? They are all dogs raised by your bastard second brother, be careful!"
"Hmph, don't worry, how capable are these sneak attack dogs?" Nangong Jie said, and suddenly punched the nearest fisherman. The fisherman dodged and dodged Nangong Jie's fist, but
Duoduo kicked him off the boat as soon as he lifted his foot.
"Come and save me!" Duoduo shouted anxiously. If she were liberated, these people would be no match for her!
It's a pity that the other party will give you a chance to loosen your bonds. Before Nangong Jie could walk over, they all waved their weapons and slashed at you.
"The tiger rips out the heart!" Nangong Jie suddenly tilted his head, made fists with both hands and blocked it diagonally, hitting both of them in the heart. Unfortunately, he lacked strength and could not knock them down.
"Okay, since you are looking for death, then we will help you!" The leading brother was enraged and forgot Nangong Ao's instructions not to kill Nangong Jie. He danced his sword with all his strength and fought back crazily!
The white light brought out by the knife was filled with chills and instantly forced Nangong Jie to the edge of the boat. However, Nangong Jie was bare-handed and did not dare to compete with the opponent head-on.
"Pull him into the water and feed the fish!" Another fake fisherman finished speaking and waved his weapon in his hand. If Nangong Jie didn't jump in, he would definitely die.
"Click his acupoint!" Duoduo suddenly shouted.
Fortunately, Duoduo has told them some acupuncture points that must be paid attention to these days. Whether it is attack or defense, if you can understand these acupoints, you will definitely get unexpected results.
Hearing Duoduo shouting like this, Nangong Jie, who was originally thinking of dodge, gritted his teeth and fought for it, stretched out two fingers and instantly poked the opponent's central point!
"Oops!" The other party screamed, the long knife clattered to the ground, and half of his body became numb!
Nangong Jie tapped his toes and picked up the long knife from you on the deck with a slight movement. He took two steps and made a jump chop towards the leader!
However, the leading brother was far more skilled than the two minions. He raised his sword to block, but before Nangong Jie could stand firm, the blade turned and instantly created a trace of light!
"Crack!" There was a sound. Although Nangong Jie had jumped back, he was still caught by the blade. The clothes on his chest had been scratched, and a red mark was immediately exposed on Nangong Jie's chest, dripping down drop by drop.
Drops of blood.
Nangong Jie was not frightened, but was completely angered. He turned around and kicked back!
"Huh, what a little trick!" The opponent seemed to have been waiting for his counter kick. He leaned back, grabbed his ankle at the same time, and slammed him on the deck!
"Ouch, this idiot!" Duoduo couldn't bear to watch anymore. It seemed that he really lacked practical experience.
Nangong Jie was hit hard on the deck, and stars popped out of his eyes, but he quickly stood up, holding the long knife tightly to fight against the opponent.
"My lord, I advise you to jump off by yourself, so that you still have a chance to survive. Otherwise, you will only die. Is it worth making such a big sacrifice for a woman of unknown origin?"
"Shut up, it's not yet certain who will live and who will die!"
"Okay, then I'll give you a ride!" The big brother who took the lead suddenly danced with his knife like a tiger, shouted and slashed at him diagonally!
"What a fast sword technique!" Duoduo couldn't help but exclaimed: "Attack him on the left side!"
Nangong Jie obeyed the order and struck the guy with a horizontal slash from left to right!
The leader was holding a knife with his right hand, so when Duoduo attacked from the left, he had to turn sideways to block.
"Tap his Zhongchi point!" Duoduo pointed again.
"I'll kick!" Nangong Jie suddenly raised his foot and kicked the opponent's crotch hard.
"Ouch!" The leader pinched his legs and jumped up on the deck in pain.
"I'll kick again!" Nangong Jie took advantage of the fact that the opponent had no room to fight back and kicked him hard again, hitting the same spot.
The leader couldn't bear it anymore and rolled off the fishing boat while holding the thing in his crotch.
Seeing this, the other two suddenly shouted: "It's going to fall, run away!"
After two "pops", only Nangong Jie and Duoduo were left on the fishing boat.
"Hey, what are you doing standing still? Come and cut off the rope!" Duoduo pouted.
"Oh, here we come!" Nangong Jie raised his knife and cut off all the ropes tied to Duoduo.
Duoduo stood up and shook a few times, stretched and kicked her legs. Suddenly she felt something was wrong, because she heard a loud "swishing" sound, like the sound of a super waterfall.
Nangong Jie also heard the noise and remembered what the two fake fishermen said when they were running for their lives: "It's about to fall..." Could it be that there was a cliff and waterfall in front of it?
Sure enough! The two of them had already seen that the speed of the water flow in front suddenly accelerated, and the river surface suddenly cut off. The only possibility was that the river water plummeted downwards, so they could no longer see the river surface in front of them!
"Jump!" Duoduo shouted, and the two jumped into the river at the same time.
"Goooooooooo..." Nangong Jie kept spitting bubbles after entering the water.
Duoduo pulled him and said in surprise: "You are actually drinking water! Oh my god, can't you swim?"
"Gu Gu Gu Gu... I... know how to... drink water..." Nangong Jie choked and his face turned red.
Wow, this lunatic is still joking! Duoduo hugged Nangong Jie’s chest from behind and swam to the side with all his strength.
However, the river was too wide, and a wave of water rushed over them. The two of them felt their bodies floating in the air, and then they lost their center of gravity and fell rapidly... Duoduo's first thought was: "It's miserable... you won't go back in time and become a cripple, right?"
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This waterfall was too high. The process of falling from the top actually lasted for more than 20 seconds. Then with a "pop!", Duoduo fell sideways into the water. The powerful impact made Duoduo feel that his body bones were about to fall apart.
Black, finished!
When I opened my eyes again, everything was pitch black, and Duoduo's scalp felt numb. It was over, and he entered the underworld. That guy couldn't swim, and he was definitely destined to die... He reached out and touched an arm!
"Are you awake?" Nangong Jie felt excited and fumbled to help Duoduo sit up.
"Oh, I knew you wouldn't survive either..." Duoduo said dejectedly, "I didn't expect us to die like this. It's so cowardly."
Nangong Jie: "Death? What did you say? We are not dead, I brought you back!"
"Tch, just brag. Be careful when the King of Hell sends you to the tongue-cutting hell. That level is designed to punish those who brag and lie."
"What are you talking about? I really didn't lie to you. Although I can't swim, I just happened to fall into the fishing boat. The fishing boat didn't capsize. It happened that you were next to the boat again. I used the paddle to lift you
Fished out."
"Oh?" Hearing what the guy said seriously, Duoduocai said, "Then where is this place? It's so dark, I thought I was in the underworld."
Nangong Jie said: "I don't know where you are. After I pulled you on the boat, I found that the boat quickly entered the water, so I quickly docked the boat. Who knew it started to rain heavily again, so I had to put you
You were dragged into this hole, you have been unconscious all day, and it is night now, so of course it is pitch black."
"The boat didn't capsize after falling from such a high place? Is it that magical?" Duoduo still couldn't believe it, but the pain coming from her back made her clearly know that she was really still alive.
And my throat felt sticky, which was very uncomfortable.
"Then you don't know how to make a fire to bake?"
"Fire? What fire? Do you think it's the palace? Where did the fire come from?" Nangong Jie said inexplicably: "Now we can only wait, wait until dawn and think of a solution."
"Why is there no fire?" Duoduo reached out and touched two stones, and when he knocked them hard, a string of sparks appeared with a click.
Nangong Jie was shocked: "How could it be so?"
"How come it's not like this? You're just stupid. You don't have any knowledge of survival in the wild. Don't you know how to make fire by knocking rocks and drilling wood? Go ahead and see if there is anything easy to burn in this hole, such as thatch.
Dead leaves and the like.”
"Yes, yes, during the day, I remember that there was an old bird's nest on the right, which was made of pine feathers." Nangong Jie climbed over quickly and groped for a while: "I found it, I found it!"
Duoduo took a small piece of pine hair and put it on the stone, and hit it hard with another stone. Unfortunately, after beating for a long time, sparks kept coming out, but he failed to burn the pine hair.
"Grandma's legs. It turns out that the gap between theory and practice is so big. How did those ancient savages do it? No more, I'm depressed!" Duoduo threw the stone aside.
Nangong Jie thought it was very funny, so he continued to touch the stone and kept knocking it. The clicking sound kept ringing in the dark cave, making a lot of noise and said impatiently: "What else are you knocking? Wait for you.
Light it up, it's already dawn, don't knock it anymore!"
After Duoduo finished speaking, he snatched the stones and pine hair from Nangong Jie's hand and threw them aside forcefully.
"Bang!" There was a sound, and a trace of fire quietly burned at the foot of the cave wall. It was true that the flowers were deliberately planted but not beautiful, and the willows were planted unintentionally to create shade!
"Oh, it's on fire!" Duoduo screamed, ran over and took all the combustibles nearby, stoked the fire, and said at the same time: "What are you doing standing still? Look, aren't there dead branches over there?
What? Bring it over quickly!"
Soon, the fire illuminated the dark cave. Nangong Jie suddenly picked up a stone and threw it on the ground, killing a one-meter-long king cobra.
I thought it was a good thing I discovered it, otherwise I would have been bitten to death by a snake in the middle of the night without knowing what happened?
"Wow, what kind of hole is this? It's tall and wide. Even the school auditorium is not that spacious!"