"Well...hehe, I did eat, but most of them were wild fruits. How could you be so lucky and have meat to eat?"
When Duoduo heard this, he almost spit out the roast meat in his mouth: "What did you say? You mean you rarely have meat to eat? So this meal of ours is not a meal for your head, right?"
Duoduo remembered that many ethnic minorities also use the term "decapitation meal". Give the prisoner a good meal before he is killed, and he will not have to starve to death in the future. As long as he is not a starving ghost, he will not come back to pursue his soul.
"A meal for one's head?" The translator said with a smile: "What kind of meal for one's head is there? The living people don't have enough to eat, and they waste food for the dying people?"
Nangong Jie also asked curiously: "Then why is this?"
While several people were talking, a long-haired female savage sneakily walked to the door of the cabin, looked inside, then turned around and left again.
Duoduo couldn't help but praise: "Wow, that's a woman, isn't she? She has a really good figure, her front and back are curved, especially her legs, which feel so elastic. She must be the woman of some kind of chief, right?"
The translator said: "Wrong, she is not the chief's wife, but our saint."
"Saint?" Nangong Jie said, "Is she the goddess here?"
"It's not a goddess, she's a saint. She's the old chief's daughter and the current chief's sister. She came to see you just now."
The translator said, pointing to Gong Jie.
Duoduo was stunned: "Why him? Could it be..."
"That's right... Haha, in fact, the chief ordered me to send these meats. He said that he would take good care of your health and get married tonight."
"Ouch", Duoduo suddenly stood up in excitement. Unexpectedly, he hit a tree branch growing horizontally on the wooden wall, almost knocking him unconscious.
"What did you say? Get married? Your chief wants to marry his sister to him?" Duoduo asked regardless of the pain.
"Yes, but not only the chief's sister is getting married, but the chief is also getting married."
"You are attracted to me, aren't you?" Duoduo was so shocked that her mouth was so big that it could fit a big fist into her mouth.
"Congratulations, you are right, the future chief's wife." The translator said, and actually bowed to the ground and said: "The two of you will be royal relatives in the clan, so you should take more care of the little ones."
The original pairing: "Bah!" Duoduo still had the heart to eat and threw the half-eaten barbecue on the ground.
When the translator saw it, he quickly picked it up and said, "Oh, it's such a good thing. It's such a waste. Girl, are you really not going to eat it? Then I'll eat it."
"Eat, eat, and let the chief marry you as his wife!"
Duoduo became anxious and cursed: "What the hell did the chief do? He actually got married to a foreigner? Is he sick? How will the delicate babies born in the future withstand the devastation of this wilderness?"
Duoduo can be calm about everything, but when it comes to matters between men and women, he just can't calm down.
In contrast, Nangong Jie seemed much calmer. He continued to eat the barbecue in his hand and said, "I think the chief thinks that we are better than the people here, so he must marry us."
"That's right!" The translator said while eating barbecue: "Don't think that the savages here don't understand. In fact, they have long known that a person's natural qualifications and physique are related to his parents. Therefore, the chief plans to use you to improve future generations.
.”
"Fuck, Mom, it depends on whether we agree or not?" Duoduo was angry, but she didn't expect that Nangong Jie, who was sitting next to him, was still enjoying the meal, so he kicked him: "Is there any
You made a mistake and you still eat it!”
Nangong Jie said: "Hey, is it useful for you to be in such a hurry? No matter what, let's fill our stomachs first. Then we will have more strength to escape, what do you think?"
"Nonsense, grandma's legs, you just saw that the saint has a good figure, so you are not in a hurry, right? It feels quite enjoyable, right? Huh, men are really nothing! You want it, but I don't!"
Duoduo was so angry that the translator had to smile awkwardly and said: "You guys discuss it slowly, I'll go out first."
Watching the two or three guys go out and close the door, Duoduo suddenly pinched Nangong Jie's ears and said, "Tell me, do you think that saint has a good figure? Do you want to get married to her?"
"Oh, oh, oh, of course you have a good figure. Let go, you stupid woman!" Nangong Jie broke away and said angrily: "I said, can you please stop hitting people at every turn? My majestic prince...
"
"What the heck, the prince, can the name of the prince here be as big as that of the chief? Humph, I'm so angry!" Duoduo punched the wooden wall and said, "Why don't we just go out now?
!”
"Don't be impulsive. Haven't you seen that there are dozens of pairs of eyes staring at us outside? No matter how good you are at fighting, can you dodge so many archers? Those big bows made of ancient vines can kill one with one arrow.
ox."
"Then what do you think we should do now?" Duoduo took action and pinched Nangong Jie's ears again.
"Oh, why are you here again..." Nangong Jie shook his head, broke away from the jade hand that seemed weak but was actually very domineering, slowly picked up the big leaf used to wrap the barbecue and said: "Look, everything is going on
Everything is ready, all we need is the east wind."
"What?" Duoduo picked up the big leaf and looked at it. He saw it said: Everything is ready, all we need is the east wind. Please don't be anxious and wait for the opportunity.
"I told you not to worry, but you don't believe me. You know you're wrong, right?" Nangong Jie laughed.
"Fuck you!" Duoduo snatched the unfinished barbecue from Nangong Jie's hand and said while chewing: "Oh, I didn't expect that dead translator to be hidden so deeply. I thought he was enslaved by a savage.
, I was determined to live here for the rest of my life, I didn’t expect..."
"I didn't expect that he had been planning to escape for a long time, right?" Nangong Jie said in a pretentious manner: "Didn't you notice that there are always other savages following him? I think they are supervisors, afraid that he will run away.
Then they will bring a bunch of people back to destroy their living environment."
It's right to think about it. Although the life of these savages is somewhat difficult, it is joyful in the midst of hardship. Because they are isolated from the world, they avoid many wars and disputes.
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier!" Duoduo got angry and stretched out his hand to... Nangong Jie learned to be smart this time. He covered his ears with his hands and said, "What are you doing, you want to pull your ears again?"
"Nervous, you think I'm a violent and crazy woman who pulls my ears at every turn. I just want to help you get rid of the things on your body. Look at you, just eat it. I've got all the bones on my body."
"Huh? It's really true." Nangong Jie saw scattered bones on his shoulder. He put his hand down, shrugged, and asked Duoduo to help pat the bones off.
"Oh! You damn woman, let go!"
How could Duoduo help clean the bones? She grabbed his ears fiercely and said, "Huh, don't you dare not pick it for me again in the future!"
The two actually started having fun in the wooden house, chasing each other. Of course, it was Nangong Jie who suffered the loss, because he was naked and had nothing on, and the woman's hand slapped on it and made a loud bang, leaving behind one after another.
red seal.
The people watching outside thought they were going to do something at first, but later found out that they were just having fun, so they were relieved. Some people also went to report to the chief, saying that they were very happy after knowing that they did not have to die and could still get married.
In fact, the savages had no idea that the two people in the wooden house were exercising appropriately, warming up in advance, and preparing to escape at night.
The two of them were sweating from playing, and sat down panting. They looked at Nangong Jie Duoduo and said, "I have patted the key acupuncture points on your body dozens of times, which will have a certain strengthening effect on the body's functions."
.”
"Well, I feel it too. I feel an indescribable feeling of comfort all over my body."
"That's right, idiot. Anyway, you have to remember one thing. I am much more capable than you. Once you fight with a savage, you just need to protect yourself and leave me alone, you know?"
"I know, even if you let me take care of it, I don't have the ability. I will only help more and more. By the way, housekeeper, what if you fail to escape and are caught and married?"
"What else can I do? I will definitely find an opportunity to kill the chief. Anyway, I won't let him take advantage of me."
As Duoduo was talking, he suddenly saw that Nangong Jie was silent, so he said angrily: "Hey! What do you mean? At least you have to show your attitude. Do you still want to have sex with that saint?"
"What are you talking about again? Why are all those things in your mind? I was thinking about where on earth this place is. I know the topographic maps of the thirteen countries in the north and south. I thought that thousands of miles of mountains and rivers are in my heart, but I didn't expect
I didn’t know there was such a place.”
"Tsk, look at what you said, how could those who painted the terrain jump from such a high natural waterfall? Just think about it for a moment. Do you think those who painted the terrain have really traveled all over the motherland?
Rivers and mountains?”
Naturally, no one has been to this place, so it is not surprising that they cannot draw the topography here. Do you think it is so convenient to use artificial satellites to take pictures?"
"Sputnik? What is that?"
"Oh, don't ask. You don't understand after I told you. It's a long way to show you." Duoduo always blocked Nangong Jie's interest every time he talked about modern things.
The two of them just sat there, waiting to die.
Who knows, maybe he is really waiting to die. This ghost place is not even marked on the map. The only way is to float down the big river.
If you are lucky enough to drift to the territory of the Southern Dynasty, it will be fine. If you are unlucky and drift into the sea, you will be buried in the belly of the fish sooner or later.
This time it was Duoduo's turn to lie in Nangong Jie's arms and take a nap. Although the guy was naked and sweaty, he was many times cleaner than the savages here.
And it’s not clear who dislikes whom, Duoduo has the habit of drooling while sleeping.
After a while, Duoduo fell asleep... Nangong Jie finally had a chance. He gently untied her clothes and looked closely at the gadget she was wearing inside. He found it very interesting. It was made of cloth.
Big eye mask, why do you use it to cover your body?
But she didn't dare to look at it for too long, because she only had a fig leaf on her body, and if something happened to wake her up, she wouldn't be able to destroy that place with just one punch.
Go to sleep. If you can't sleep, it's better to close your eyes and rest your mind. Nangong Jie leaned against the wooden wall and closed his eyes.
In a state of half-awake and half-dream, Nangong Jie didn't know how many flies he killed, so that Duoduo could sleep peacefully.
Unexpectedly, they slept for a whole day. It was not until dusk that the translator opened the door and walked in, and the two of them opened their eyes.
"Come with me, you two. You have to hurry up and clean up. The clan is holding a bonfire party tonight to cheer for your wedding."
"What? Tonight...so fast!" Duoduo gave the translator a questioning look, hoping he would give him some tips on when to break out.
Unexpectedly, the translator seemed not to understand what she meant, and ignored her, saying: "Stop talking, come on!"
The translator took Nangong Jie and Duoduo to a hot spring on the male side of the tribe, and then nagged a few savages behind him who were watching eagerly, saying that the future prince-in-law and the chief's wife wanted to take a bath, which was not easy to watch, so those savages were there.
Move back about ten meters.
However, those savages never let down their vigilance. The strong bows in their hands were always equipped with arrows. As long as they found any movement, the arrows would be fired without a doubt.
Duoduo asked Nangong Jie to go wash up first, and then asked the translator in a low voice: "While only those three or four savages are watching now, just kill them and escape overnight. Are you ready for the boat? Where is it hidden?"
"Don't mess around!" the translator whispered: "Don't underestimate those three or four archers. You just didn't pay attention. They all have three blood lines painted on their shoulders. That is the sign of a special archer.
They are the most powerful in our clan, and they always hit the mark!"
Seeing that Duoduo didn't believe it, the translator suddenly took out a long arrow and shot it into the sky!
There was only a "swish" sound, and then the sound of flapping wings fell from a nearby tree. An owl was shot down.
"Did you see? My archery skills can only be considered average in the clan, and the three of them are much better than me. To kill them, you have to get close, and their fists and feet are also good. They are hunted all year round.
Trained by wild beasts."
Duoduo couldn't help but frown and said, "In your opinion, what should we do?"
The translator looked at the few savages who had not come over, and then whispered: "The only way is for you to hold the chief or the saint hostage at the wedding, and use this to blackmail me. My boat is hidden in the river south of the village entrance.
Among the grass on the edge of the water.”
Nangong Jie asked: "Then when will we take action?"
The translator said: "You can take action at any time. As long as you are close to the chief and the saint, you can take action if you are confident!"
"No, I don't think it's too late to take action when the wedding is in progress. By that time, everyone is drunk, their minds are dull, and their hands and feet are not in control. Those magic archers have no power, but these savages don't seem to have any.
liquor……"
"Wine? Of course there is, there was none before, but since I was washed here by the water, I have taught them the techniques of making wine. Although the ingredients are relatively rough food, after fermentation and steaming, it is still quite refreshing and easy to drink.
drunk."
"That's good!" Duoduo took off his coat and jumped into the hot spring. The translator's eyes were about to fall out. All he saw in this place were rough-skinned and rude wild women.
, when I suddenly saw a beautiful woman with delicate and smooth flesh, my mind suddenly went blank.
"Hey, what are you doing? We are taking a shower, please step back." Nangong Jie didn't mind being watched, but when Duoduo was watched, he felt very unhappy.
The poor translator then reluctantly looked away, turned back three times at a step, and walked to the side of the savages, chatting and laughing happily.
"Hey, woman..." Nangong Jie suddenly leaned over, hugged Duoduo tightly in the chest-deep water, and said, "You said it would be such an injustice if we failed to escape this time and died under the arrows of the savages.
, how about we do something while we still have a chance..."
"No!" Duoduo blushed and reprimanded in a low voice: "You guy, you are not serious. We need to maintain our physical strength now. If we want to survive, we must fight in the best condition. What if we did that?
, it will lead to death sooner or later."
"If you die, die. What are you afraid of? The worst we can do is become a couple of romantic ghosts..."
"Go away, I still want to save my life and go back to see my precious son. You guy, you actually think of such dirty things at this time, are you still not a human being?"
"It's just because we are human beings, and we are men, that we would think about such things." Nangong Jie suddenly chuckled and said, "Actually, what I mean is, should we take advantage of the opportunity to share our regrets or secrets?
Say it, so you don't have to rush to hell with the burden of your thoughts. Who knew you were actually thinking of doing that? Why do you think you have all these things in your little head?"
"Oh, you bastard, how dare you play tricks on me!" Duoduo stretched out his hand, and Nangong Jie suddenly lowered his head and dove into the water.
"Hey, you agreed not to hide when I pull my ears. Do you want to die?"
Duoduo yelled and cursed for a while, and suddenly she felt a human head getting between her legs from under the water... "Hey, bastard, get up!" Duoduo pulled Nangong Jie out of the water, only to find that his mouth
There was actually a small piece of rag in his mouth.
When I looked carefully, I realized that they were the color of her panties. This guy actually used his mouth to... "Haha, let's see if you dare to pull my ears again."
"Dirty, watch!" Duoduo punched Nangong Jie.
"Ah!" Nangong Jie tilted his head. When he turned around again, two nosebleeds flowed out. He felt very energetic.
"What a guy who doesn't take a beating!" Duoduo tapped his forehead a few times with his palms, and then used the real energy in his body to tap the center of his body under his body, and then used his hand to stir up water and give him a splash.
, no more blood will flow out.
Nangong Jie said in surprise: "Huh? What's wrong with you, a woman? Why do you know so many heresies?"
"You're looking for death. What you said about me is heresy. This is orthodox medical practice!"
The two of them played in the water for a while and helped each other wash their hair. Then the translator came over to urge them, saying that the chief couldn't wait any longer and all the tribesmen were waiting, so they should hurry up and get ashore.