"Hey, let go, let go quickly!" Nangong Jie was still chewing barbecue when he was suddenly thrown in front of Duoduo.
The group of savages seemed to know that the goddess just wanted to play tricks on the messenger, so they all laughed when they saw Nangong Jie's embarrassed look.
Nangong Jie stood up and said, "Hey, stupid woman, what are you doing? I'm eating happily."
"What? You dare to call this goddess a stupid woman? Believe it or not, I will find an old woman to molest you right away?" Duoduo said and took a look. There are actually quite a lot of women in this savage clan, but they usually don't.
Hiding at home and not coming out often.
How could Nangong Jie dare to make a mistake? Those women are each darker and stronger than the last. If they suppress him, his life will be gone, let alone his lifeblood.
So she had no choice but to say obediently: "Don't make fun of me, goddess."
Duoduo burst out laughing and said: "Why, the dignified prince of the Southern Dynasty is also afraid of these barefoot savages? Haha, but that's fine, if you dare not listen to me in the future, you can think about the consequences yourself."
Nangong Jie said in surprise: "In the future? Hey, isn't it? Do you really plan to stay here?"
Duoduo said: "It depends on your mood. If you make me feel good, I will let them build the ship. If you make me unhappy, then just be a savage here. Anyway, I have the final say here and I can spank you at any time."
It’s all fine, and there’s no need for people to say that I approached you on purpose, that I wanted to run away from you, that I was ambitious but overestimated my abilities.”
Nangong Jie rolled his eyes at Duoduo and said, "Here you go again, didn't you promise to forgive me? Don't mention that matter again."
"I want to mention, hum, forgive you? How can it be so easy?" Duoduo muttered: "Women are very vindictive. How can you men be so bad and always bully women?"
Nangong Jie didn't dare to talk back, so he could only stand obediently, with his hands hanging down and his ears raised, ready to speak at any time.
Duoduo looked at his bearish look and felt happy. This guy was born in an emperor's family and didn't know the sufferings of the people. Let him experience the life of a commoner than a commoner. If he becomes an emperor in the future, he can make the people live in peace.
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At this time, a burst of rich fragrance came, which made Duoduo feel refreshed. The tribesmen did not know where they carried dozens of frames of petals, and they did not know what kind of flowers they were. Anyway, the smell was delicious and fragrant.
The chief said: "Goddess, let the blessing ceremony begin."
"Blessing Ceremony?" Duoduo was so smart that he immediately understood: "Oh, the Blessing Ceremony, right? Well, I don't know how to do other things. I'm pretty good at scattering flowers and being a flower fairy."
The chief nodded, turned around and shouted a few times to the savages, and the savages formed a long queue and came forward one by one to receive the goddess's blessing.
"Amen, I wish you the best to catch a few more pheasants tomorrow." After saying that, Duoduo threw a handful of wild flowers at the head of a savage. The savage put his hands together respectfully and bowed half, and then it was the next one's turn.
"Amen... I wish you more babies. The climate here is not good and the survival rate is low. Amen, go ahead." After that, he sprinkled a handful of petals.
Nangong Jie listened to the blessings said by this woman and endured it at first, but then he couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter.
Oh my God, how do women bless others?
If you see a woman you like, you will wish them to have a baby soon; if you see a woman you don't like, you will wish them to grow fatter.
If you see a wild man you like, you will smile and wish him to find a good partner someday. If you see a man you don't like, you will curse him to be a bachelor for the rest of his life.
I'm confused. How can this be the mentality that a goddess should have? She is simply a streetwise woman who gives blessings based on her own preferences. She scatters the same flowers but says different words.
"Why are you laughing? I'm exhausted. Come and let me go." Duoduo brought Nangong Jie over and said.
"But isn't this bad? I'm just a little messenger. How can I represent your goddess? Let me scatter the flowers? It's better to let them run over and grab a handful and put them on their heads."
After thinking about it, it made sense, so he said: "There are so many people, there are thousands of them, right? After they pee one by one, it will be dark, when will it end? I think we can forget it..."
Duoduo asked people to clear an open space, then he stood in the middle dragging a basket of petals and kept scattering the petals on the ground.
I sprinkled the seeds as I walked, and soon, I used flower petals to draw a big Tai Chi symbol on the open space, a big circle, separated by a big S in the middle, plus two dots, and you're done!
"Goddess, what do you mean?" the chief asked.
"Tell them that this is the most famous blessing picture in our divine world. As long as you run around this picture, your wishes will come true."
The chief had no choice but to do as he was told, and as a result, the tribesmen believed it and lined up in a circle around the big Tai Chi diagram.
"Chief."
"Yes, goddess, please give me your instructions."
"I'll leave this to you. Just watch it carefully. I'm hungry, so I'll have someone bring things to my room."
"It's the goddess, right away."
A lot of delicious food and beautiful furs were quickly delivered to the house. Of course, Nangong Jie followed closely behind, sitting next to Duoduo, and continued to eat barbecued meat, and ate unnamed fruits.
"Fool, look at your character, it's like the reincarnation of an evil spirit. Will you die if you eat slowly? No one will compete with you."
Nangong Jie then slowed down and said while eating: "Woman, what do you think? I think we still have to get the boat ready quickly and leave this ghost place as soon as possible and go back to the Southern Dynasty."
Duoduo said: "Why are you in a hurry? Stay here for a while and then talk."
"Hey, aren't you, woman? Are you really addicted to this goddess? In about ten days, there will be a martial arts competition. Besides, aren't you worried about Bin'er and our son?"
"Nonsense, how could I not be worried about my precious son?"
Duoduo took a bite of the barbecue and said seriously: "Actually, it doesn't matter if we stay here for a while. If we return to the Southern Dynasties, Nangong Ao will definitely try his best to plot against us. In this case, my precious son will also be implicated."
"But if we don't go back, won't he attack Bin'er?"
"It's not that it won't happen, but the possibility is much lower. If you think about it, if we don't show up, he will definitely think that we are dead. There is no need to kill a little kid in such a risky zone. What if he is killed by you?
If Father finds out, isn't that a dead end?"
"Well, what you said makes sense, but if this happens, my father and mother will definitely be worried about me."
Duoduo said: "Don't be so sentimental. Your mother will be worried about you, that's for sure, but as for the Emperor, that's not necessarily the case. You usually make people think that you are uneducated. I guess the Emperor's heart is
They all focus on Nangong Ao’s side.”
After Duoduo finished speaking, he waved his hand and said: "Hey, don't worry about so much, just have a good rest today. Who is that? Chief, come in."
Youdao has the right to use it, and it will be invalidated after it expires. It is rare to be a goddess for a day. Duoduo is now showing off his posture, and even the emperor of the Southern Dynasties may not have such a big posture.
The chief came in and said, "What's going on, goddess?"
"Chief, after all those people have turned around, let them disperse. There are so many people, making the village a mess. Oh, by the way, find me twenty young and handsome ones.
Strong men stay."
"Ah?" The chief was slightly startled: "Goddess, you just said..."
"What? Didn't you hear what I said clearly? I want twenty young, good-looking, strong men!"
"I heard it clearly, but why..."
Duoduo ate the food with relish and said, "Why? Why are there so many questions? Just do as you are told."
The chief lowered his head and said, "Yes, I'll do it right away."
Nangong Jie said with a shocked look on his face: "Are you crazy? Do you really think of yourself as a female emperor? Are you looking for a male favorite? I see if you dare, I will kill every one you find!"
Duoduo ignored him and said: "So what? What the hell are you doing? I am a goddess now. I can do whatever I want. I need as many men as I want, quack..."
"Humph, crazy!" Nangong Jie thought this woman was crazy. When he got angry, he grabbed a roasted lamb leg and ran away.
Duoduo smiled and said: "Hey, messenger of God, don't bring barbecue if you feel angry."
Nangong Jie didn't care. If she wasn't full, how could she have the strength to kill her male favorite?
As soon as he came out of the goddess's wooden house, he happened to meet the chief who had brought twenty male pets over and was about to say hello to him. Nangong Jie pushed some of the men away with an angry look and said: "Get out of the way, sir."
The way is to seek death!"
The chief had a confused look on his face. This was simply an open space, and there was no way to block it... Fortunately, he was now a special messenger of God, otherwise the savages would have beaten him to pieces.
There are so many towering old trees in this damn place, all twisty and various shapes. Nangong Jie found a shady place with a roast leg of lamb, climbed up the tree and continued to eat.
In fact, his stomach was almost full, but the woman's crazy behavior made him angry. He thought he wouldn't be able to find any wine for a while, so he ate randomly to vent his anger.
And at this moment, a burst of intermittent crying came, as thin as the chirping of mosquitoes, with a touch of sadness.
Is there something wrong? I'm already in a bad mood, and there are still people crying here. What are they doing?
Nangong Jie looked around and finally saw someone.
Well, this figure looks very familiar, it’s actually her!
That woman was none other than the has-been saint who almost killed him.
Alas, Nangong Jie felt a little sad when he thought about it. After the woman's brother was bitten to death by a giant python, the chiefs also changed, and she suddenly transformed from a saint to a commoner.
And after taking care of her high airs, she suddenly became a commoner like everyone else. Those savages must have felt awkward, and some would even take the opportunity to retaliate against her and make fun of her. Such a situation is completely conceivable.
The woman knelt in front of her brother's grave and cried very sadly. She felt helpless and sad.
Suddenly, someone tapped her on the shoulder, and when she turned around, a roasted lamb leg was stretched out in front of her.
The woman must have been starving. As soon as she saw the roasted lamb leg, she couldn't wait to grab it and gnawed it, wolfing it down.
After eating for a while, the woman looked up and suddenly realized that the man in front of her was him! She was so frightened that she stepped back a few steps with a look of horror on her face, and she forgot to chew the meat in her mouth.
Nangong Jie knew that she must be scared, so he smiled and made a gesture to let her continue eating. Then he walked over and grabbed her hand and brought her to a big rock to sit down.
The woman did not feel Nangong Jie's hostility, and the vigilance on her face gradually dissipated.
What a sin. If it hadn't been for the arrival of myself and that woman, the clan wouldn't have used the meat offered to the giant python to celebrate the wedding banquet, and no one would have died in the clan. The chief is still the chief, and the saint will return it to her. After all,
, they were the ones who put this saint in this situation.
A roasted leg of lamb was chewed up completely by the saint. After the woman finished eating, she was still a little scared, nodded towards Nangong Jie, turned around and left.
Nangong Jie looked at the back of this woman and couldn't help but admire in her heart. Although she was no longer a saint, the devil's figure was still so outstanding. Perhaps this was one of the reasons why other women were jealous of her and did not want to be with her.
Bar?
Suddenly, an evil thought rushed into Nangong Jie's head: Since she dares to find a male lover, I dare to find a woman, huh, you will be in the first grade of junior high school, and I will be in the fifteenth grade!
"Hey, wait!" Nangong Jie suddenly shouted, chased after the saint, took hold of the saint's hand, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, I will take care of you from now on."
"..." The saint obviously didn't understand what he was saying.
Nangong Jie reached out to help her touch the remaining flesh foam from the corner of her mouth, pointed at her body and said: "It's dirty, I need to wash it, I need to take a bath, do you understand?"
Nangong Jie made a gesture to draw water and flush it down. The saint finally understood, but she didn't know what to say and broke away from Nangong Jie's hand.
"Hey, you really don't have to be afraid. I'm dirty too. Let's go to the hot spring to wash up together."
Nangong Jie couldn't help but held the woman's hand and walked to the hot spring.
At first the woman struggled, but then she complied. Maybe he gave her meat to eat and she thought he was a good person, or she was in awe of his status as the goddess's special messenger and did not dare to resist too much.
Nangong Jie held the saint's hand and hummed a Southern tune all the way. He was very public, especially when he saw people, he would shout at others so that people would notice that he was holding the saint's hand.
When he came to the hot spring, Nangong Jie pointed to the hot spring and said: "Go down and wash yourself well to wash away the bad luck on your body. You will not be so unlucky in the future."
But the saint kept shaking her head and refused to go down no matter what.
Later, Nangong Jie finally figured it out. It was either that she was unwilling or that she didn't dare to go down. It is estimated that only chiefs or some influential tribesmen can come down to this hot spring to wash themselves. But now she is just a has-been saint.
"Don't be afraid, as long as I'm here, no one dares to speak against you!" Nangong Jie patted his chest and stretched out his thumb, showing that he could protect her.
The woman nodded and carefully walked out of the hot spring.
"Haha, I'm coming too!" Nangong Jie shouted and jumped down, causing splashes of water.
"Holy girl, let me wash it for you." Nangong Jie said loudly and deliberately, while reaching out to scratch the woman's armpit.
The holy girl was naturally bold and bold, so she started to let go of her courage and started playing loudly with him in the water.
Nangong Jie kept looking towards the shore while playing around, as if waiting for someone to appear.
It's a pity that after more than half an hour, no movement was found on the shore. I thought, are the people in the tribe too simple to report?
Just as Nangong Jie was thinking about it, there were footsteps coming from the front... Nangong Jie was secretly happy and thought to himself: Hum, you are finally here. Seeing that you still dare to attract male favors, I will pick up women for you!
As the footsteps got closer and closer, Nangong Jie suddenly took the saint into his arms and said loudly: "Saint, you are so beautiful, I love you, come and kiss me!"
In order to make the show more realistic, Nangong Jie deliberately turned his back to the shore. When he felt that the person had arrived at the shore based on the sound of footsteps, he touched the saint's head with his head, and even got closer to create an illusion of a misplaced kiss.
From the person behind, it seemed that the two people were indeed kissing. Nangong Jie smiled because the woman behind him had already gotten into the water. She must have been so angry that she was so angry, haha!
Huh? That’s not right? That sound of water, why doesn’t it sound like it’s coming from a person?
Nangong Jie turned around and shouted in fright: "What are you going to do? Don't come here...Help!"
It turns out that the money was not the reason for getting married, so the woman never came. Instead, he sent two huge, fat, strong, old and "extremely beautiful" women to entertain him.
When the saint saw this posture, she was so frightened that she quickly ran ashore and ran away.
Nangong Jie saw that the situation was not good, so he quickly ran towards the shore.
Unfortunately, as soon as he took two steps, he was hugged by someone. Two fat old women attacked him from the front and back, squeezing him in the middle.
"Hey, what are you doing...get out of my way...I am the messenger of God..." Nangong Jie also wanted to use his status as a messenger to suppress others, but the two women couldn't understand what he was saying.
Jie wanted to die. It was a feeling that no one could try casually, so he yelled: "Damn woman! Come out! I can't spare you...GuluGulu..."
Duoduo, who was hiding in the grass on the bank and peeking, couldn't help it anymore and laughed loudly.
When the two fat old women heard Duoduo's laughter, they carried Nangong Jie to the shore and threw him in front of Duoduo. Nangong Jie lay there like a half-dead dog, mouthing.
He spat out hot springs "ah ah ah ah".
"Hey, haha, how are you? Are you okay, my special messenger?" After Duoduo said this, he was still laughing so hard that even the chief was laughing so much that he squatted on the ground and slapped his hands on the ground, which was extremely funny.
"You...ah poof...you..." Nangong Jie spat out hot springs as he spoke. He probably drank too much water just now and his speech was very incoherent.
"What are you?" Duoduo suddenly suppressed a smile and said seriously: "I said it was a special messenger, how could you just let others use it? Huh, you are my man and only belong to me. I didn't expect that you are my man.
You are so brave, you actually dare to pick up a saint."
"I just want to find a saint, what? Only the common people are allowed to set fires, and the prince is not allowed to light lamps? Haven't you found dozens of male favorites?" Nangong Jie finally spit out the water and retorted angrily.
road.
"Pa..." With a sound, Nangong Jie was slapped on the face by her.
"You bastard, how dare you hit me!"
"My king? Hahahahaha, who here will recognize what kind of bullshit prince you are? Save it, huh, beating hurts, scolding means love, just be content, you are a stupid donkey, your head is full of dirty thoughts, I'm looking for you
Those macho men, aren’t they all just for you? I just want to think about those things about being favored by men. Even if I have such bad taste, do you like me, a savage?”
Duoduo rolled his eyes at Nangong Jie and became angrier as he spoke. But when he saw that he seemed a little tired, he began to feel distressed again and ordered the chief: "Let the two women carry him back to my room to rest. It's okay. Don't disturb him."
he."
"Yes, goddess." The chief muttered a few words, and one of the fat old women picked up Nangong Jie, like an adult carrying a child, and carried him toward the house where the goddess lived.
On the way back, the chief asked for advice with a serious look on his face: "Goddess, the tribesmen have discussed this. I hope the goddess can give the tribesmen some pointers."