"Maze? What kind of maze?" Duoduo said impatiently: "I'm talking about Chief, have you become stupid too? I just killed a giant python, how can I be so godless? And you can give me some advice?"
"Haha, goddess, that's not what you said. Although you are not a true god descending to earth, you have seen a lot of the world. I want you to show us the areas that need improvement in our clan."
"Well..." Duoduo thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized that there were quite a lot of things to change, so he said, "Then remember it, I will tell you."
"Goddess, please tell me, I will remember it all."
"Well, first of all, the survival model needs to be changed. In the past, you all relied on hunting in the mountains and picking ready-made food. This doesn't work. If some disease occurs one day and the clan members can't go up the mountains, then why don't they all starve to death?"
"The goddess means..."
"You still don't understand? Fortunately, you are from the Southern Dynasties. What I mean is that we need to develop farming and breeding methods. Don't you see that there are a lot of wastelands near the village? Those lands are very fertile. You can plant them just by clearing the wasteland.
Now, you can plant the seeds of fruits that you usually eat, catch pheasants and rabbits, and raise them until they have babies. This can save a lot of time and is better than crawling all over the mountains."
"Oh, what a great idea, you are indeed a goddess."
"Well, let's do it like this." After Duoduo said it, he was about to ask the chief to arrange the implementation, but at this moment, a strange cry of Yiyi came from the grass next to him. Duoduo bent down and picked up a stone and threw it there.
Throw away the thatch pile.
"Wow..." Two young men, a man and a woman, emerged from the grass. Panting, they bowed to Duoduo, turned around and ran away.
"Moreover." Duoduo suddenly added: "In the future, there will be a unified rule that adult men in the tribe must cover their lower bodies with animal skins, and women are not allowed to expose their lower bodies. Especially when doing business, they must
In the house, you can’t get excited whenever you want, anytime, anywhere, and more importantly, break that rubbish custom and newlyweds don’t have to have their wedding ceremony in public, are you all clear?”
"Yes, I understand Goddess. In fact, I have wanted to bring it up for a long time. But at that time, people spoke softly and the chief would not pay attention. Now it is time to abolish this bad habit."
After the chief finished speaking, he hurriedly went to summon some important people in the clan and the elderly to hold a meeting to implement the goddess's arrangement.
Duoduo returned to his wooden house. The house was filled with a faint fragrance, which was a special kind of leaf residue. It is said that it is a rare sandalwood tree. Not every house has this stuff, except
In addition to the pleasant fragrance, it can also repel mosquitoes.
Nangong Jie has fallen asleep, and his sleeping posture is very beautiful. This is related to his usual habit. He puts his hands lightly on his belly button and opens his lips slightly, and occasionally pulls them a few times, which makes Duoduo wonder if he is quarreling with her in his dream.
Woolen cloth.
"Don't come over, don't come over!" Nangong Jie suddenly sat up and performed a martial arts move, which shocked Duoduo.
But if you look carefully, you can see that the guy's eyes are closed. He actually had a nightmare. Most likely, he dreamed of being molested by the two strong old women just now. Alas, it was really a sin... I regretted it a lot.
The two women were arranged to punish him, but after thinking about it, I realized that I had not gone too far. Who gave him the courage to go and have sex with his sister?
Humph, men need to be stricter. Being more ruthless also has the advantage of being ruthless. It can have the effect of "once bitten by a snake, he will be afraid of well ropes for ten years".
Treat him well before he becomes the emperor, so that even if he becomes the ninth emperor in the future, he will not dare to forget how serious the consequences of betraying her are.
"Ah don't... help..." Nangong Jie was still sitting there with his eyes closed and gesturing with his hands, Duoduo had no choice but to shake him hard a few times.
"Ah?" Nangong Jie opened his eyes and gasped for air. He realized that after the dream, he actually ignored the woman next to him and lay down to continue sleeping.
"Hey, you idiot, are you still sleeping? Stop sleeping, so as not to dream again."
Nangong Jie suddenly sat up angrily and said fiercely: "You damn woman, when have I ever been humiliated like that as a man? You found two **women to bully me, and two of them are so ugly.
…”
When Nangong Jie said this, he suddenly felt nauseated when he thought of the two big old women.
Duoduo rolled his eyes at him and said: "Oh, you don't mean to blame me for finding someone to teach you a lesson, but you blame me for finding two ugly ones, right? Well, next time I will find two good-looking ones, so that you are satisfied
Right? Huh!"
Nangong Jie also hummed and continued to lie down and sleep.
The bed in the house is quite unique, wide and long. It is made of several large smooth stones laid flatly together, and then two large tiger skins are spread on top. It is simply luxurious.
It can be seen that no matter what society they are in, the living conditions of the upper class will always be very enjoyable.
Duoduo laughed and said: "Okay, Your Majesty, I know I was wrong. Don't be angry. Come and eat some fruit."
As he said that, Duoduo took a bunch of ripe mountain grapes from the stone table, put it on the tip of his nose, shook it and said: "It is said that eating this mountain grape will help you sleep. Eat it first and then sleep. That way
I won’t have nightmares anymore.”
"If you don't want to eat it, don't eat it. Take it aside!" Nangong Jie waved his hand and knocked the mountain grape aside.
"Humph!" Duoduo suddenly said angrily: "Don't be shameless, are you a man? You are angry over such a trivial matter. You don't even think about who is at fault first. How dare you go to pick up a saint? If
If it were someone else in my position, that knife would have knocked you out a long time ago! Thanks to my deep affection for you, you actually did such a thing behind my back... Wuwu..."
Duoduo suddenly started crying as she said this. Even she couldn't figure out whether she was really crying or fake crying. Anyway, she was crying. It seemed to be both real and fake, and she also sniffled.
"You will cry too? Stop pretending, you are a superior goddess now. How could you-" Nangong Jie turned around as he spoke, and was suddenly stunned!
Because he found that the woman was really crying, tears falling down.
Men hate to see their beloved women shed tears. Nangong Jie suddenly panicked, and the anger in his stomach disappeared. He immediately sat over and comforted him: "I'm sorry, can you please stop crying? Hehe, I just...
I'm joking with you, but I won't be really angry."
"Really?" Duoduo said with an aggrieved look, "Then you swear, if you were really angry just now, you would be a turtle bastard!"
"Ah?" Nangong Jie said hesitantly: "No, how childish is it for a grown man to swear easily?"
"I want it!" Duoduo clenched his little fist!
Nangong Jie said miserably: "Okay, I swear, if you were really angry just now, you were a turtle bastard."
"Damn it...I'm going to say that you are a turtle bastard!"
"Okay, you are a turtle bastard..."
"Bang..." With a sound, Duoduo hit him with a wooden spoon. Nangong Jie had no time to dodge and flew towards the stone table, knocking over the food and causing all kinds of fruits to roll all over the floor.
Just beat it, it's better than being a turtle and a bastard. Nangong Jie picked up a red and purple fruit and crawled back and said with a smile: "Come on, Madam, have a taste."
Duoduo rolled his eyes at him, reluctantly took a bite, and said, "Hmph, I'll spare you this time. I'll see if you dare to be angry with me next time, huh!"
Nangong Jie said: "Don't humiliate me, goddess, it seems that I am the victim today, right?"
"I just hum, hum hum hum! I want to eat that and skin the goddess!"
"Okay, I'll peel it off for you right away." Nangong Jie despised himself so much that he felt like a slave now.
"What? You seem to be very unhappy." Duoduo still pouted.
"It's not very unhappy, it's -" Nangong Jie wanted to say "very unhappy" but he was afraid of serious consequences, so he could only smile and said: "Here."
"I want you to feed me!"
"What? You want me to feed... feed... just feed me, what's the big deal..." Nangong Jie peeled off a piece and stuffed it into the woman's mouth with a stiff movement.
He didn't want to, but Duoduo yelled: "What's your attitude? Are you giving alms to beggars? Huh! You have no sincerity at all."
Nangong Jie said pitifully: "God, what does it mean to be sincere?"
Duoduo still said proudly: "You have to kneel down and say, Master, give me some face and give it a taste. This is it."
"Don't eat it!" Of course, Nangong Jie could only say this in his heart. Seeing that the woman's tears would soon continue to fall, he became anxious and bent his legs - "Idiot!" Duoduo suddenly burst into tears.
In order to laugh, he kicked his knees with his feet to prevent him from kneeling down, and said: "A man has gold under his knees. He only kneels to his parents and not to the poor. Well, assuming you are sincere, I will spare you this time. My shoulder
I’m a little tired, come and give me a good thump.”
"Oh..." Nangong Jie put down the fruit, walked behind her, hammered it lightly a few times, and murmured to himself: "Didn't you recruit male favorites? Why don't you let them serve you?"
"Fart, dare to talk about male favorites, that's all for you!"
"What? Recruit it for me? I don't want it!"
“You have to have it even if you don’t want it!”
As a result, the next day, Nangong Jie had a close encounter with the macho men from various tribes.
In the dense woods, twenty strong half-naked men armed with javelins, sticks and other weapons were hiding in different places, waiting for the person to be tested to arrive.
Duoduo brought Nangong Jie to the entrance of the woods, patted his shoulders, kneaded him hard a few times, loosened his bones, and said: "Go in, and you are not allowed to come out before an hour."
"Yes!" Nangong Jie nodded firmly and strode into the woods.
The chief held a sun umbrella made of large lotus leaves, stood behind Duoduo and said: "Goddess, are you sure he can come out alive? Although I have told some guys not to beat them to death, but there is no stick.
Eyes, I'm afraid of what might happen..."
"It's okay. If you don't do something cruel, you will be beaten to death sooner or later on the competition stage." Duoduo was talking when suddenly he saw Nangong Jie running out like a gust of wind, and he seemed to have not seen her and was running past her.
.
"Stop!" Duoduo suddenly stopped him: "What did you do? Didn't you agree not to come out within an hour? You promised so forcefully and ran away as soon as you entered. What do you mean?
"
"Haha, my goddess, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do. This matter is very important. Don't stop me."
Duoduo said contemptuously: "What is so important? Let's talk about it. If it makes sense, I will let you go."
"What's the matter? Isn't it just that...I...remembered...I want to make something delicious for you. I thought of a way to marinate and roast rabbit. Hey, just wait, I'll get it for you."
"Shut up!" Duoduo suddenly stretched out his hand and pinched Nangong Jie's ear and said, "Please find a convincing excuse. I'm sorry if it's delicious. If you dare to lie again, I won't punish you!"
Nangong Jie then said: "Hey, madam, goddess, you might as well just kill me, why bother with twenty tough men? If you want my martial arts to improve, you don't have to hire so many people, right? I'm not the one
You can fight twenty with one."
Duoduo let go of his hand and said, "What do you know? You're making random guesses before you even go in. Those people won't attack you at the same time. What the hell are you afraid of?"
"They won't attack at the same time? Then you can find two or three, why bother with twenty to scare people?"
The chief spoke up: "Messenger, you are wrong to say that. The goddess has told me that strength is not the only criterion when looking for those people, but to find twenty people who have specialties in different aspects."
Duoduo said: "Yes, the martial arts competition is about to begin in ten days and a half. Those royal princes will definitely work hard to learn one and a half moves, but what they learn must be different. Maybe they are different from each other.
They are good at speed, maybe because of their attack power. We don’t know these things, but the No. 20 people in the forest each have one of them. As long as you can easily deal with them, you will definitely be able to do it in the ring.
I can handle those royal princes."
"So that's it? You told me earlier!" After Nangong Jie finished speaking, he took two steps towards the forest and suddenly ran away. No matter what, the people in the forest didn't know where they were hiding. It was easy to block open and hidden arrows.
It’s better to run!
Duoduo sighed, clapped his hands, and a figure walked out of the grass, blocking Nangong Jie's escape route.
Dizzy, it's that strong old woman again, help! That old woman's power is so scary, Nangong Jie still vividly remembers the scene of being attacked by her with her meat and balls yesterday.
I would rather die in the woods than let her ravage me again!
Nangong Jie turned around and smiled at Duoduo, thinking: Damn woman, wait, when you return to the Southern Dynasty and you are no longer a goddess, I will slowly repair you.
This time Nangong Jie didn't look back. He took the risk and strode into the woods with a javelin in his hand... Duoduo stuck a stick outside the woods and watched the shadows transmitted by the sun gradually shift.
When he arrived at a specific location, he murmured to himself: "Why haven't you come out yet? An hour has passed long ago. Isn't he dead?"
Duoduo couldn't help but worry. Although those savages worshiped her as a god, they shouldn't dare to disobey what she said. However, Nangong Jie's physique was different from that of the savages. If they didn't handle it well, they would really beat her up.
Death...the more I thought about it, the less energetic I became. I mobilized my inner energy, turned my feet forward about twenty meters, and then ran quickly into the woods.
And just when she entered the entrance of the woods, a figure walked out crookedly.
"It's him!" Duoduo took a few steps forward to hug him, and said excitedly: "Congratulations, you idiot, you have passed the test today!"
Nangong Jie was beaten all over with bruises and bruises. He stretched out his hand to wipe his nosebleed and said, "Don't worry, your husband will not die."
"Tch, don't pretend to be husband-in-law. Our relationship with Mao is not what it is now. Come on, today's training ends here and we will continue tomorrow morning."
"Okay, tomorrow morning...ah? Do you still want to continue?"
"That's of course. Once you're alive, you'll be familiar again. Since you can't die today, you can probably survive tomorrow."
In the next few days, Duoduo did the same as before, and Nangong Jie's condition became better and better. I don't know if he became braver as he fought or something happened, and the bruises on his body became less and less.
The pace of walking out of the forest is becoming more and more relaxed. Occasionally, I can deal with being beaten into a panda eye, and I can talk and laugh freely: "I let them beat me on purpose, because I think it looks good like this."
If Duoduo punched him, the other eye that was not hit also became a black eye.
On the eighth day, I checked the time a lot and wondered what happened. That guy was half an hour late today and still hadn't come out. What on earth was going on?
Duoduo took the chief in to see what was going on. Although the guy was able to successfully pass the customs and walk out on his own for several days in a row, today it took so long and no one was seen. Duoduo felt a little uneasy.
At this moment, she noticed smoke rising from the forest. It was obvious that someone was lighting a fire inside. Could it be that the savages had beaten him to death and still roasted him?
Duoduo couldn't help but quicken his pace, and as he walked into the depths of the woods, he heard bursts of laughter coming from inside, especially Nangong Jie's voice.
What kind of plane is that guy doing?
Duoduo rushed over at a trot, but the scene in front of her shocked her. How could it be like this? He actually, he actually... What was that guy doing? He actually became the King of the Mountain, and those twenty tough men were covered in wounds on their faces and hands.
The beating was bruised and bruised, but they were not angry. Instead, they surrounded Nangong Jie and squeezed his neck and legs.
Nangong Jie looked like he was enjoying himself very much. He closed his eyes lightly and was not communicating with the savages. Two of the savages were roasting rabbit meat for him beside a fire, and from time to time they turned around and asked Nangong Jie questions.
"Hey, you guy, not only have you improved your kung fu, but you have also learned their dialect? That's fine!" Duoduo appeared in front of him, somewhat surprised and pleasantly surprised.
Nangong Jie was enjoying the massage from the macho men when he suddenly heard a woman's voice and sat up quickly, with a trace of panic in his eyes.
"What's wrong with you? You're very skilled and you've learned the language of your tribe. It's pretty good. What are you afraid of?" Duoduo asked with a somewhat skeptical tone.