Concubine Ping was able to escape. When she saw the woman standing next to her, she was immediately startled.
Duoduo deliberately messed up his hair, wrapped it twice around his neck, covered most of his face, and walked towards the eunuch lying on the ground.
"Who are you? What are you going to do? Come, save-" Before the eunuch could finish speaking, Duoduo kicked a piece of gravel on the ground, and the gravel immediately shot away and hit the eunuch with a bang.
Between the legs.
"Wow...wu..." The eunuch immediately put his hands on the key parts and covered them tightly, his face distorted into a human shape.
Duoduo spat at the eunuch several times and said: "You bastard, I have never seen such a mean person. Do you think we women are easy to bully? Hum, since you were not castrated back then, I will give it to you today.
I'll see if you still dare to do whatever you want after having your castration repaired once!"
The eunuch still had the strength to speak. The severe pain had left him in a semi-conscious state. Duoduo had heard the boys in the class say before that it would hurt someone to death if they were kicked in the balls when playing football.
It seems true today that that part of a man is indeed a fatal weakness.
"You are..." Concubine Ping looked at Duoduo in panic, but hesitated to speak.
Duoduo knew what she was worried about, so she smiled and said: "Don't worry, my dear, I'm just a female ghost who has lost her way. I will return to hell soon. What happened just now, I will not do anything to others."
You said it, or you will go to hell and be tortured by having your tongue cut out. Madam, I will leave first."
After Duoduo finished speaking, he started Qinggong and tried his best to make himself walk erratically, more like a ghost. He quickly got out of the rockery and quickly headed towards Zizhuyuan.
When I returned to the wing, I found that Jin Lian was not awake yet. She was so drunk after just two drinks. Thank God, Duoduo quickly changed her clothes again.
After a lot of trouble, they finally put on their clothes, but Jin Lian was still fast asleep. Duo Duo felt panicked and went to the living room to pour wine and drink by himself.
What happened today was so sudden that Duoduo could not calm down. If it is true as the dead eunuch said, then Nangong Jie is not of royal blood. If the emperor finds out, the fool will probably be punished.
Demoting him to a commoner, or even killing him secretly... The more he thought about it, the more wrong he became. Duoduo really regretted not killing the eunuch at that time. I was afraid that if he went now, everyone would have gone, right?
"I'm sorry, Fifth Prince. The Emperor has ordered that no one can disturb Miss Duoduo's rest."
"Get out of the way!"
"Prince, Prince..." The guard pursued him for a few steps, but did not stop him any more.
Duoduo thought it was just Nangong Jie who came, but unexpectedly the Prince of Persia also walked in too.
"You are here? How is the situation today?" Duoduo asked anxiously, only to find that Prince of Persia's face was beaten into a pig's head, black and swollen, which was very scary.
"Don't ask Duoduo, just look at my face and you will know." The Prince of Persia himself ended up drinking the tea Duoduo handed him.
"Actually, the situation was quite good. Brother Bo defeated two opponents at the beginning, but he met my second emperor brother. That guy was ruthless and would beat him to death. In addition, his foundation was much better than Brother Bo.
Brother Bo had almost no ability to parry, and after being beaten violently, he was kicked off the stage."
"What?" Duoduo shouted and stood up, gritting his teeth angrily: "That bastard, hey, idiot, you must beat him down tomorrow, do you understand?"
Nangong Jie was a little unsure: "Try your best. Anyway, just go all out, but I am afraid that I will face Bu's strongman Mu Chen from the beginning. The strength of Mu Chen's arms is amazing, and one of his opponents was punched by him today."
I was knocked out and couldn't stand up for a long time. If I was right at the beginning and it was him, I probably wouldn't be able to pass the test."
"Are you talking about that big guy Mu Chen?" Duoduo had a bit of an impression of that guy, because he had a very coquettish woman with him, and you could tell at a glance that he was a slut.
Persian Cat said: "Who else could be there besides him? That guy doesn't talk much at all. I thought he was just a piece of wood. I didn't expect him to be so flexible while standing in the ring."
"By the way, you are all here, where is my precious son?"
"I'm staying in Prince Jie's Mansion. Don't worry, nothing will happen to you. It's mainly because tonight is my father's birthday and there are too many people. We were afraid that we wouldn't be able to take care of him and would neglect him, so we didn't take him with us. Don't worry.
Bin'er is very sensible and doesn't act obedient at all."
Just as he said that, the father-in-law's voice came from outside: "You all should withdraw, the emperor has said, let Miss Duoduo go wherever she wants to go, don't keep her under house arrest."
"Yes..." After the guards took the order, they left each other, and the father-in-law walked straight into the living room and said to Duoduo and the others: "You are all here, that's great, and it saves the slaves from having to report one by one.
, the emperor said that the birthday celebration will be held until tomorrow night, and by the way, the winner of the arena will be celebrated."
After the eunuch brought the words, he walked away slowly. Duoduo suddenly said: "Okay, since the celebration has been changed to tomorrow night, we can do what we want to do tonight."
"What...are we going to do?" Prince of Persia asked, covering his swollen and painful face.
Duoduo gently touched the Persian cat's face with his hand and said: "Brother, you don't have to worry about this matter. You can take good care of yourself, so as not to go back to Persia. Your father still thinks that we, the Southern Dynasty, bully you?"
Nangong Jie also said: "Yes, Brother Bo, no matter what it is tonight, we can do it. Do you think you will live here in Zizhuyuan, or come back to Prince Jie's Mansion with us?"
The five fingers of Duoduo's right hand tapped irregularly on the table. After a brief thought, he said to Nangong Jie: "You are going to play in the finals tomorrow. You don't have to worry about tonight. I can do it by myself."
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Both men were confused and asked at the same time: "What on earth is going on?"
Duoduo smiled secretly and said: "Haha, actually, I have nothing to do. I just want to buy a set of kitchen utensils to cook a delicious meal for you."
"What? You said it mysteriously, just to get some food?" The two men looked at each other, feeling like they were being tricked by the woman.
"What? Who said it's a trivial matter? Food is the most important thing for people. Don't underestimate the power of the kitchen. Your mood when eating directly affects people's digestive system. If you don't pay attention to your food, you may get upset during the competition.
Why is it dripping? Isn’t that serious? So you guys..."
After Duoduo finished speaking, he waved his hand and said: "Let's go, what else are you looking at? Why are two grown men looking at each other so affectionately? It's disgusting."
As soon as the three of them returned to Prince Jie's Mansion, when Bin'er saw Duoduo coming back, he ran over quickly, jumping and jumping, and was almost knocked to the ground by Duoduo.
"Son, my mother was not here last night, were you not good?"
"Mom, I'm very good. I slept with my wife last night and I protected her."
"What? Your wife?" Duoduo said with a strange look on his face: "What wife? Did you have some crooked idea to play tricks on your mother?"
Bin'er said seriously: "I'm not trying to be a girl, it's true."
"Then where is your wife?" Duoduo asked with great interest.
"My wife just left. If you don't believe me, ask Uncle Wu." Bin'er pointed at a servant and said.
The Fifth Uncle has been working as a long-term worker in Prince Jie's Mansion for many years. Prince Jie's Mansion has long regarded him as one of his own family members, so the Fifth Uncle is not as afraid of his master as other servants. He smiled and said: "He is the treasured daughter of Huang Baiwan, a wealthy businessman in the capital.
She is about the same age as Bin'er. When she came with her father to congratulate her last night, she and Bin'er quickly became familiar with each other."
"Ah?" Duoduo was dumbfounded, thinking that his son was talking nonsense, but he didn't expect that there really was such a girl?
"Mom, I didn't lie to you, did I?"
"Then you can't just call someone a lady and let them stay here for the night?" Duoduo couldn't laugh or cry, why did this little brat know how to mess around without being taught anything?
Fortunately, the little kid is only three years old. The two of them can play around casually and nothing will happen no matter how much they play. Alas, that Huang Baiwan is really despicable. In order to gain a close relationship, he even killed his three-year-old daughter.
All taken advantage of.
The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds.
The afternoon sun was still scorching, and Duoduo couldn't help but yawned, saying: "Oh, am I about to go through menopause? Why do I have to yawn all day long? Forget it, let's take a nap first. You guys chat slowly, I'll take care of you.
My son goes to sleep."
"Hey, butler, you!"
Nangong Jie originally thought of taking advantage of the current free time to let her practice sparring to see where his boxing and kicking skills were still lacking, but seeing how sleepy she was, he just dragged Prince Persia to the bamboo forest in the backyard.
"Brother Bo, come here, let's fight."
"Ah? Isn't that right? Fifth Prince, Fifth Master, look at me being beaten into such a pig-headed state, please spare me. I think I'd better get some anti-swelling medicine first. You practice slowly and work hard.
Ah, I support you mentally." The Persian cat ran away after saying that.
Nangong Jie was extremely bored by himself, but he had to face off against the second emperor brother tomorrow. If he lost, he would never be able to hold his head high for the rest of his life, so he could only win, not lose.
"Ah!" Nangong Jie shouted, stretched out his body, picked up a pole and started dancing... Until the evening, Nangong Jie was so tired that he was sweating profusely. After resting for a while, he was about to do it again.
Suddenly, I saw a handsome man walking in from outside.
The man's facial features were very straight, his eyebrows were clear and his eyes were pretty, his skin was delicate and white, and he walked with grace and beauty. He was a very rare handsome man.
If there is a flaw, it is that the figure looks a bit small and lacks some masculinity.
It's just that everyone has his or her own preferences. This kind of boy who makes men's hearts flutter when they see him will always be surrounded by women wherever he goes.
But what is he doing here?
"Excuse me, are you King Jie?" the man asked politely.
"Exactly. I wonder, Your Excellency, what do you want to do with me?"
"Hmph, it's fine if it's you, take your life!" The handsome man suddenly attacked!
Nangong Jie was startled and moved to block!
It's just that the opponent is faster than him and there is no time.
"Damn woman, let go!" Even if Nangong Jie didn't see that it was Qian Duoduo for a moment, the action of twisting the ears was no longer familiar, and others could never learn that kind of cruelty.
"Haha, you are smart!" Duoduo let go of his hand and said proudly: "How about this, is this outfit manly enough?"
Nangong Jie gave her a boring look and said, "It doesn't look like a man, but the pretty boy looks exactly like him."
"Hehe, that's fine." Duoduo took out a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped Nangong Jie's sweat and said, "Why are you so tired? Don't you know that you can't practice martial arts the day before the competition? You have to relax, you know?"
"How do I know? You are the master and you didn't even tell me. Now you have the nerve to tell me?"
"Okay, okay, it's my fault. Come on, I've prepared the most precious gift for you."
"What? A woman...the most precious gift?" Nangong Jie was excited: "Well, there will be a competition tomorrow. Will I be beaten to death if I am too tired? As for the gift, I might as well wait until the competition is over and come back.
Give it to me when the time comes... okay?"
"Halo, when did you become such a bad guy? The precious gift I'm talking about is not... hmph, I'm too lazy to explain to you!"
Duoduo waved, and a servant quickly came over with a bag of things.
Nangong Jie opened it and said in surprise: "Are you really going to buy kitchen utensils? If you want to make delicious food for me, you don't need to buy new ones. There aren't many kitchen utensils, right?"
"Tch, don't worry about this. What I want to give you is this." Duoduo said, took out a large bronze mirror from his bag, hung it on his neck, and said, "Don't underestimate this breast mirror.
, it will be useful to save your life at the critical moment."
Nangong Jie casually knocked it twice, making a clear and sweet sound. After looking at it again, he took off the bronze mirror and threw it away. The mirror fell aside with a clang.
"Hey, what are you doing? You actually underestimate it?"
"Hey, my housekeeper, my wife, you didn't go to see the competition today. You don't know how powerful that Mu Chen from the Bu Kingdom is. The strength of his fists is astonishing. He can break the sky and split rocks like a big hammer.
, your thin bronze mirror has no effect at all, but I thought it was some kind of precious gift."
"Humph, you idiot, what do you know? If I say it is useful, it will be useful. Go pick it up and hang it up!"
"I don't care about that stuff, it's childish and boring."
"Are you hanging up?"
"Don't hang up!"
"Really?" Duoduo clenched his fists in anger.
For the sake of those two fists, Nangong Jie had no choice but to walk over and pick up the bronze mirror and said, "Can I hang it up tomorrow?"
"No, I just want you to get used to having something hanging around your neck in advance so that you won't be distracted by it!"
"Okay, okay, is this okay?" Nangong Jie looked very helpless, put a bronze mirror around his neck, and murmured to himself: "Father has made you the first housekeeper, not the housekeeper, you
My mission is to serve everyone in the house properly, and I don’t want you to bully me."
"Who bullied you?" Duoduo was very angry: "You stupid idiot, you are really kind and don't get rewarded. Come on, come on, if you don't care, I won't care about you. I'm leaving. Remember to take good care of your son."
After Duoduo finished speaking, he reached out and fiddled with the hair crown on his head. Feeling very handsome, he whistled and walked out.
"Hey, what are you doing out at night? Didn't I say you're not allowed to go out casually at night?"
"Tch, your words are of no use to me. You dress up so beautifully at night, so of course you go out to get involved with women. Is it stupid to ask?" Duoduo said and left without looking back.
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Nangong Jie helplessly knocked on the bronze mirror on his chest, turned it up, looked at himself in the mirror and said: "King Jie, oh, King Jie, I owe you a lifetime of wisdom, but today you were bullied by a woman and couldn't hold your head up. It's really
A failure within a failure.”
"Godfather, who are you talking to?" Bin'er didn't know when she was standing next to him.
Nangong Jie smiled and said, "My godfather is talking to a useless man."
"Useless man? Where is he?" Bin'er asked curiously.
"In...the mirror."
"Oh, godfather, what does a useless man look like?"
"A useless man is one who... is bullied by a woman and refuses to retaliate when she is scolded or beaten. Such a man is the most useless. So Bin'er, when you grow up, you must be a useful man!
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"Yes!" Bin'er nodded vigorously and said, "I don't need to grow up to be a useful man. Tomorrow, when my wife comes to play with me, I will beat her!"
"Uh-huh..." Nangong Jie was speechless for a moment, and then said after a long time: "Actually, haha, sometimes, if you are willing to be bullied by a woman, you will become stronger in the future!"
"Is it true, godfather? Then you just said that you can't let women bully you. Godfather is so nervous when he talks."
"Oh, you little brat, how dare you say that your godfather is crazy?"
"I just said what I said, my mother also said that you are so crazy..." Bin'er ran away after saying that. Nangong Jie chased after him and said, "Okay, you two are bullying me. If you can't beat the big one, just
Take it out on the younger one!"
Duoduo was dressed as a handsome young man, holding a paper fan in hand, walking gracefully on the street, ready to find some excitement. When she came to a gorgeously decorated restaurant, she looked at a plaque hanging high and said:
: "Zui Gonglou?"
Well, that's right, this is it. I heard that Mu Chen from the Nabu Kingdom drinks here every night... The news I bought with Duo Duo's money is indeed correct. Na Mu Chen is drinking in the private room on the second floor of Zui Gong Building at this time.
When having fun, you always have that woman with a fiery figure and alluring demeanor around you.
"Beauty, come and have a few more drinks with this prince."
"No, Prince Mu. The finals are tomorrow. It's not advisable to drink too much." The woman said with her whole body pressed against Mu Chen's body.
"What? You are a bastard, do you want this prince's gift to you again? Hahahaha..." Mu Chen grabbed a ball of meat and squeezed it hard!
"Ah..." the woman screamed, but with an excited look on her face: "Prince Mu, you are so bad, and you bully others..."
"Why, don't you really like how bad I am? Hahahaha..." Mu Chen laughed, and held the woman on his lap with one hand, reaching out to pull off a strand of thin silk deep under the woman's skirt.
"You really can't do that, Prince!" After resisting, the woman said with a charming face: "Prince, after you win the game and come back tomorrow, I will serve you well, okay?"
"Huh?" Mu Chen laughed heartily again: "Very good, I didn't expect that my beloved concubine would be so considerate of this prince, which is exactly what I want. Come on, let's have the last glass of wine tonight. After tomorrow, my prince