The child cried so sincerely that many people came in. Seeing this scene, everyone present was moved and said, "Speak carefully if you have something to say, and be careful not to hurt the child. Alas, this child is really
You are sensible, you can see my heartache..."
Even Duoduo was moved by his son, but in order to drag that bastard Nangong Jie back from his crazy state, he had to continue to pretend to be fierce: "Son, go away, or I will beat you too!"
"I won't leave, wuwu... don't hit, godfather will be hurt, mother, please don't hit, okay, godfather knows he is wrong..." Bin'er said, holding Nangong Jie's head and crying like a mess:
"Daddy, don't you want Bin'er? Go home with Bin'er, okay... wu wu..."
In many families, children often bring back a family that is about to be torn apart at a critical moment, because children are innocent and children are extremely loved.
How could Nangong Jie not be moved? One of his hands began to tremble slightly and slowly lifted up, as if to hug Bin'er.
Everyone saw all this and secretly cheered for Bin'er: "Come on, kid, cheer on kid..."
Nangong Jie finally raised his hand and almost cheered. Unexpectedly, Nangong Jie raised his hand not for a hug, but to hold Bin'er's hand, then gently pushed him away and said: "Little donor
, go home with your mother."
"Oh, how could this man do this?"
"That's right, such a beautiful woman, such a cute and sensible child, what else could he dislike?"
The people who didn't know what was going on started talking about it.
"Well, Nangong Jie, I'm warning you, don't force me to use my trump card!" Duoduo glared at Nangong Jie angrily. Although Nangong Jie opened his eyes, he didn't look at her, but looked at the smiling Tathagata,
He said calmly: "Disciple, I sincerely ask the Buddha to take you in."
Although Nangong Jie opened his eyes, he did not look at her. Instead, he looked at the smiling Tathagata and said calmly: "Disciple, please sincerely ask the Buddha to take you in."
"Humph, okay, very good, you forced me to do this!"
Duoduo was so angry that he walked over in a few steps, grabbed the hand of an inner court guard and pulled it in front of Nangong Jie. He took a deep breath and began to unbutton his clothes... The guard was shocked: "Ms. Qian Fei
,this……"
Duoduo said with a dull expression: "Shut up, just watch it if you want. Opportunities don't come every day."
"Prince, I..." The guard knew that all this was because of Nangong Jie, so he begged for mercy: "Fifth prince, please do well, I don't want to die, the emperor will kill me."
However, Nangong Jie still had a calm expression on his face, simply closed his eyes, lowered his head, and continued to mutter unintelligible false scriptures.
"Shut up? Just shut up, I don't believe you can really turn a deaf ear!"
Nangong Jie kept mumbling words, and tried his best to think about the art of war and the ways of governing the country, trying to divert his attention.
However, there are some things that the more you try to escape, the less you can escape.
There was only a sound of clothes falling off, and then the crowd exclaimed: "Wow... so white..."
Duoduo: "Touch!"
Guard: "Mother, are you okay?"
Duoduo: "You can touch me if I ask you to!"
Guard: "Mother, please spare me, I don't dare."
Duoduo: "Let me say it one last time, touch!"
Guard: "Oh..."
Duoduo: "Hmm... how big is it?"
Guard: "Big, big..."
Duoduo: "Is it soft? Is it comfortable to hold?"
Guard: "Very soft, very comfortable, really comfortable..."
Duoduo: "For you to eat."
Guard: "Do you really want to...eat?"
Duoduo: "Well, I really eat it."
The guard was overjoyed: "Thank you, thank you, ma'am."
Duoduo: "I'll give you this one, and I'll give you both."
Guard: "Yeah, it's delicious. Thank you. Thank you, ma'am. I've never had such a good meal!"
"That's enough..." Nangong Jie couldn't bear it any longer and stood up with a roar. Without any explanation, he pushed the guard to the ground and then punched him when he got on him!
"Prince, spare your life..." The guard begged for mercy.
"Prince, please forgive me, you have misunderstood..." The guard begged for mercy.
"Misunderstanding, I heard it all and still misunderstood! It's delicious, soft and comfortable, right?" Nangong Jie punched a few times, and his angry red eyes suddenly found that the guard was holding two big white steamed buns in his hands...
...When he turned around and saw that Duoduo was wearing tight clothes, it was not at all what he had imagined when he closed his eyes.
Nangong Jie was dumbfounded. It turned out that what he said was soft, comfortable, and delicious were the two big steamed buns that people used to worship Buddha!
"Hahahaha..." The people present burst into laughter, and some even said angrily: "It's so big, so soft, and so comfortable..."
Duoduo also covered his mouth and smiled: "You idiot, why, didn't you say that your six roots are clean and you can be arrogant? Why are you so angry that you still hit people?"
Jin Lian and Concubine Ping and others wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh. They did not dare to laugh but could not help laughing. Nangong Jie felt that he was embarrassed when he saw that. He suddenly grabbed Duoduo's clothes and shouted: "
Have you had enough? Is it fun? What do you want from me?"
After saying that, Nangong Jie pushed Duoduo away and ran out towards the door: "Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
"Okay, okay, there's nothing to see. Let's all leave! Those who should worship the gods should worship, and those who don't should go back. Don't disturb the tranquility of the Buddha."
Concubine Ping held Duoduo's hand with excitement on her face and said, "Duoduo, it's all thanks to you this time. If it weren't for you, Jie'er would have become a monk long ago. Thank you."
"There's no need to be polite, Madam, this is my own business."
Concubine Ping hesitated again and again, but finally said: "Oh, Duoduo, now that you and the emperor have status, you must be careful in the future, otherwise, both you and Jie'er will suffer."
Duoduo patted Concubine Ping's hand gently and said: "I know, mother... mother, I know what I know."
"Well, that's good. Alas, I just wonder if Jie'er will do something stupid if he runs away like this."
Duoduo said: "Don't worry, I understand him, he won't do it!"
In fact, Duoduo really knows Nangong Jie better than his mother. If he hadn't bumped into her by chance today, that guy would really have become a monk out of anger. But to say that he committed suicide, he wouldn't have committed suicide.
So extreme.
A monastic turmoil finally subsided, Concubine Ping returned to the palace, while Duoduo took her son and Jinlian towards Wanjin Street.
Because he remembered the scene where his son hugged Nangong Jie and cried like hell, Duoduo asked: "Son, I didn't expect you to love your godfather so much, huh? You actually fought against your mother because of him. Do you have any conscience?"
"Mom, is it wrong for you to hit someone? My godfather is really kind to Bin'er."
"He is your godfather, so of course he must treat you well. Is there anything strange about it? Doesn't your mother treat you badly?"
"Okay, Mom is the best to Bin'er."
"Then if one day, both mother and your godfather need your rescue, and the situation is very critical, who will you save first?"
The woman was actually jealous because her son was protecting that guy. She asked such a question that even an adult could not decide. Jin Lian also waited expectantly for Bin'er's answer.
Unexpectedly, Bin'er didn't have to think about it at all and said directly: "Of course I save my mother first, stupid!"
The two women smiled and asked: "Why? Why don't you save your godfather?"
Bin'er said: "Because if the godfather asks Bin'er, Bin'er will also say to save him first, so that no one will be angry, and Bin'er can have good food to eat."
Both women's eyes widened and they fainted. Such a little brat could be so naughty and please both sides. When he grows up, he can be a tyrant even if he is not a hero!
Jin Lian was very curious: "Bin'er, who taught you this?"
"Godfather, Gaga, godfather said that girls will only listen if you tell them what they like to hear."
Duoduo couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body. He's only a little bigger and has a small butt. That fool actually taught him this. Humph, catch him and teach him a lesson. Don't think that you were wronged because you deserved it!
"Sister, where are we going?"
"We'll be here soon. Every time that guy is in a bad mood, he goes to that place to drink. Every time he gets drunk, my elder brother sends him back."
"Your elder brother? Who is it?"
"You don't know about my eldest brother? Prince of Persia, by the way, Jin Lian, my eldest brother has a good character, good looks, and a lot of money. Next time, I will be your matchmaker!"
"Ah? Sister, stop joking, I am a prince and I am just a maid..."
"Don't feel inferior. Everyone is equal before love. When he comes, I will make the decision for you."
Jin Lian blushed and said, "Let's not talk anymore..."
"What? Hehe, are you tempted? And let me tell you, if my eldest brother falls in love with you, he will directly propose marriage to the emperor. In order to marry the two countries, the emperor will also upgrade your status to the level of a princess, and then marry him again.
Go out, then my elder brother will have face, and so will you."
"Is it really... like this?" Jin Lian's eyes shone brightly as she said, "Ugh... Sister, if you can really turn Jin Lian into a phoenix, Jin Lian will definitely give you your life!"
"Pfft..." Duoduo couldn't help but laugh: "Who wants you to commit yourself to me? I can only be a man, not a woman."
"Mom, what is female sex?" Bin'er said seriously: "Bin'er wants female sex, is that okay?"
"Shut up!" Several black lines slid down the back of Duoduo's head. How come this guy is like a Crayon Shin-chan, a big-assed kid who is so interested in adult topics all day long.
"Mother..." Bin'er said with an aggrieved look on her face: "If you don't give it, I won't give it..."
Duoduo became angry and shouted loudly: "It's not that I won't give it, but what kind of female sex do you want when you are young? When you grow up, you can have as much sex as you want!"
Jin Lian suddenly broke into a cold sweat and whispered: "Sister, why are you shouting so loudly? Look..."
Duoduo looked up and felt dizzy. All the passers-by seemed to be frozen in time, staring blankly at her theory of teaching her son how much he wanted.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman? Let's look at the money!" Duoduo glared at those people with disgust, and then those people woke up, said "Oh..." and dispersed.
"We're here!" Duoduo pointed to a restaurant in front and said, "I think that guy probably went inside to drink."
"Oh, sister, let's go in and find the fifth prince."
"Don't……"
Duoduo found a snack spot nearby, ordered something, then sat down to eat slowly and wait.
Seeing her master looking at her and hesitating to speak, Jin Lian said: "Sister, do you have anything to say? Just say it. I think there are so many masters in the palace, but you are the best to the maid.
, if there were any other masters, they would not care about our life and death, they would just let us die."
Duoduo smiled and said: "Haha, Jin Lian, you see I have agreed to betroth you to my eldest brother, so it's okay for you to help my sister share some of the work."
"No problem, tell me, sister." Jin Lian couldn't help but smile bitterly. She just said it if she had anything to do. She even said that she had promised to be betrothed to her eldest brother without saying a word. Who knows if the Persian cat prince will come to the Southern Dynasty again in the future?
"Alas..." Duoduo sighed and said, "I guess you have also noticed that the emperor and I are superficially married. We have an agreement. The emperor is afraid that I will cause discord between the two princes, so he asked me to agree to be his concubine.
, only after he selects the crown prince, sends the unsuccessful prince to the border area, and rewards the land as king, will I be relieved of my status as concubine."
"Oh, that's it!" Jin Lian then said: "No wonder the emperor never stays overnight in Zizhuyuan, and you don't go to Jade Dragon Palace either. Then sister, why don't you explain it clearly to the fifth prince? He misunderstood him so deeply that he almost...
Become a monk!"
"Here's the problem. I have a verbal agreement with the emperor. I can't tell that fool about this, otherwise he will really take over me... So, so..."
After talking a lot, he looked at Jin Lian with pitiful eyes.
Jin Lian was not stupid, and immediately understood what she meant, and said: "No problem, sister, leave it to me, I promise to complete the task!"
After saying that, Jinlian stood up and was about to walk to the restaurant, but Duoduo pulled her back and ordered: "Are you really... okay? When dealing with a man like him, you can't speak directly, you have to be more tactful."
Jin Lian hesitated a little and said: "Euphemism? This...sister, I'm not very good at this. Are you afraid of messing up the matter?"
"Don't be afraid, come on, sister will teach you."
After Duoduo finished speaking, he whispered into Jin Lian's ear for a while. Jin Lian listened and nodded repeatedly: "Okay, I understand, sister, I'll do it right away."
"Well, go ahead and do it well. I will betroth you to my eldest brother. Haha."
"I know... got it..." Jin Lian was speechless for a while, why did she always say that she would be betrothed to her eldest brother? She knew he would use this to seduce her...
"Waiter, serve the wine!" The second floor of Nangong Jie Restaurant was full of people drinking. That's what wine is. Drink it when you are happy. If you want to drink more, you will get drunk as soon as you drink it.
When you are unhappy, you want to drink to drown your sorrows and numb yourself, but you find that you are still awake no matter how much you drink, and the bitter water in your stomach cannot be washed away no matter how much you drink.
Nangong Jie desperately wanted to get drunk so that he wouldn't have to think of that woman every time he opened his eyes. Just now when he was in the Buddhist temple, he thought he could really bear the pain and escape into Buddhism.
Who would have thought that he would be provoked to hit someone by being slapped three times by that woman, but the woman still laughed at him, and everyone was laughing at him. What on earth did he do wrong?
If he wants to elope with her, she will act like a wolf and a tiger behind him, and even serve his father in bed... What does he hate about his father? He even wants to rob his own son and women, and has a harem of three thousand beauties, surrounded by an entire garden.
Isn't it enough to hold him?
The more Nangong Jie thought about it, the angrier he became. The angrier he became, the more sober he became. He pulled the waiter over and said, "You bastard, I often come to your place to drink. How dare you add water to my wine? Don't you want to?"
Are you alive? Isn’t that right?”
"That's unfair, sir. How could our daughter's Red Thyme Piaoxiang be mixed with water? Don't talk nonsense and ruin the reputation of our restaurant."
"Stop talking nonsense. If you say you are mixing water with water, you are mixing water with water. Get lost!" Jin Lian suddenly appeared and glared at the waiter. Seeing that Jin Lian was not easy to mess with, the waiter had no choice but to get out of the way.
Nangong Jie recognized that this was Duoduo's slave, so he said in a very unfriendly manner: "What are you doing here? Get out!"
"My lord, do you think I want to come? If I hadn't seen your empress looking so heartbroken, I wouldn't have come to you, lest your empress would scold me again if she found out."
"Hmph, stop pretending, you have a lot of money, come out of it!" Nangong Jie yelled.
It's a pity that even after calling several times, there was no sign of him.
Jin Lian sat down next to him with a disgusted look on her face and said, "My lord, you don't have to shout. Your Majesty is in Prince Jie's Mansion now and is not here at all."
"Prince Jie's Mansion? Why did he come to my house? She is no longer welcome there. You tell her to get out, let him get out!" Nangong Jie yelled several times, and he was actually a little drunk due to the smell of alcohol.
Jin Lian said angrily: "Humph, you guys only know how to drink. If drinking can solve the problem, then why do you need me?"
"You? Who do you think you are? Do you think you can change anything? Don't be stupid, you are just a slave. You should go back to where you came from. Don't be embarrassed."
"What? You! Okay, Your Majesty, you are cruel, but my kindness is not repaid. Seeing that you two are working so hard, I risk my life to come here to help you. I didn't expect that you bit Lu Dongbin. You don't understand Lian'er's heart, and you are ungrateful."
, love you to death, I am too lazy to pay attention to you anymore, hum!"
"Wait a minute!" When Nangong Jie saw Jin Lian turning around to leave, he took her hand and said, "Why does your tone of voice sound so like hers? Did she teach you that?"
Jin Lian was secretly surprised. Her sister was really powerful. She had already guessed that he would have such a reaction, so she had warned her early in the morning to prepare herself mentally.
"Teaching? What kind of teaching is used for what? Those who are close to the vermillion are red and those who are close to the ink are black. Don't you know this? My lord, please let go. How is it appropriate to hold the hand of a slave in public?"
Nangong Jie was drunk and dizzy. Listening to the tone and charm of this girl's words, it was clear that she had a lot of money. Why did he feel that everything was similar to her? Is this an illusion?
"Sit down, say what you want, and fart if you want!" Nangong Jie's tone was stiff, but his eyes were full of anxiety.
"Well, since you asked me to say it, I will say a few words." Jin Lian picked up the tea cup and took a sip to moisten his throat and said: "I don't know if this is true, it is just a guess, so you can, Your Majesty
You can choose to believe it, or you can choose not to believe it. If you don’t believe it, just think Jin Lian is farting.”
"Why are you such a verbose slave? Come on!" Nangong Jie couldn't wait any longer, and his hands were already clenched into fists.
When Jin Lian saw it, she knew that half of the success was achieved, because her sister said that when he looks at you angrily and anxiously, it means that he has completely accepted your point of view, even though you haven't spoken out about it yet.
"Your Majesty, actually... Lian'er is really angry. How could you do that to the empress? Do you know that in fact, the empress and the emperor..."
"Hmph, shut up, Xiu wants to mention them!" Nangong Jie was extremely disgusted when he heard Duoduo and her father being mentioned together, and he raised his head and swallowed most of the bowl of wine.
"Don't mention what they are talking about? If I want to heal your wounds, of course I have to open them. Otherwise, how can I help you? Your Majesty is right. You are a person who gets angry and impulsive when it comes to feelings. Forget it, Lian'er does too.
I’m too lazy to tell you, and if you don’t listen, I’ll bring you down... Let me take the responsibility myself!”