"Okay..." The people cheered, their voices loud and high, soaring into the sky.
"Hahahaha... Since everyone is giving me face like this, well, I have decided to continue giving out meat and porridge tomorrow. I hope everyone likes it and can vote for me in the election three days later!"
"Okay!" The victims responded loudly again.
Nangong Jie, who had set up a medicine stall nearby, looked a little disappointed when he saw people serving porridge with such enthusiasm, much more enthusiastically than when he was handing out rice just now.
Duoduo said with a non-surprised look on his face: "What's wrong, husband, you are so lost. Food is the most important thing for the people, and milk is the mother. This is the way of the world, so we have to calm down. You know, we are not in the end."
At this critical moment, we don’t even know who will win.”
Nangong Jie waited for almost half an hour, but found that the victims were not feeling any discomfort at all, so he said: "Honey, it seems that your clever plan didn't work this time."
Duoduo said with a confident smile: "Don't worry, hubby, when have I ever let you down?"
"How can you be so sure?"
"Confident people are generally like this."
As Duoduo was talking, he suddenly saw a commotion in front of him. After eating the meat porridge, countless victims were either holding their stomachs and looking for a place to eat, or they were rolling on the ground in pain and sweating profusely.
"How could this happen?" Nangong Ao was horrified. He called for the housekeeper and slapped him twice: "I asked you to do something and you did it to me like this. You are such a waste. Do you believe that I will kill you with one sword?"
"
"Your Majesty, please forgive me, Your Majesty, I have already followed your instructions and had people sort out the spoiled rice. I don't know why, but they... they will..."
Nangong Ao's housekeeper was explaining when he suddenly saw someone not far away handing out soup and medicine! He suddenly realized: "Your Majesty, we think we have fallen into someone else's trap this time!"
As soon as something happens to us, the people from Prince Jie's palace will come to give soup and medicine. Is it possible that they have foresight? I think it's probably their fault!"
Nangong Ao said harshly: "Damn you bastards, I'll kill them!"
The victims who were queuing up to receive porridge found out that everyone in front of them was in trouble. They became furious and threw all the broken bowls and cans in their hands at the gate of Prince Ao's Mansion, filling up the few mouthfuls.
The pot head containing the meat porridge was smashed into a mess.
"Did you make a mistake? I thought he was giving out meat porridge out of kindness. Unexpectedly, he used some poisonous rotten rice to cook it. He is really cruel. Don't you think we are not miserable enough?"
"That's right, this King Ao is really not a good person. Don't choose him. Those who choose him are stupid donkeys!"
The anger of the victims gradually escalated, and all the people in Prince Ao's Mansion were frightened by all kinds of stones and stones, and the door was closed.
This stage is like this. After you sing, we will appear on the stage. After the victims with stomachache drank the decoction from Prince Jie's Mansion, they were quickly relieved and could walk freely after a while.
"It's better to be King Jie. They say that King Jie is a god who comes down to earth to save people in need. Today we believe it. King Jie, we will definitely support you!"
"Thank you, thank you all for your support. I won't say too much good things. Everyone is in good health. Is there anyone who hasn't drank the medicine yet?"
At this time, a great chef from Prince Jie's Mansion ran over and said, "If you can trust the rice porridge from Prince Jie's Mansion, come on, it's absolutely hygienic and clean!"
The victims expressed their gratitude one after another: "King Jie, thank you so much, my benefactor!"
Duoduo said: "Everyone is hungry. Don't eat randomly in the future. People will die. Go ahead."
The group of victims rushed towards Prince Jie's Mansion again.
Duoduo and Nangong Jie were letting their servants clear away the soup bowls when they found that dozens of figures had surrounded them.
Nangong Jie looked at those people and snorted: "Second Emperor Brother, what do you mean? Do you want to eat people?"
Nangong Ao said fiercely: "Shut up, you have no right to talk to me. You are a despicable villain. You actually let someone pretend to be a beggar and put medicine in my pot. Today I will tie you up and see my father. Let's
He'll handle it!"
Duoduo said sarcastically: "Humph, you will tie me up if you say you want to, and you will drug me if you say you want to drug me? I have no conscience. I took some rotten rice to make porridge and harmed the people. How dare I say that I will let the emperor make the decision and let the emperor handle it? I think the emperor wants to
You should be the one to deal with it, Second Prince."
"Hmph, don't think that I won't dare to touch you since you become a queen. Come on, come on and tie them all up for me!"
"Yes!" The diners from Prince Ao's Mansion drew out their weapons and surrounded Duoduo and Nangong Jie.
"I think you are looking for death!" Duoduo turned to Nangong Jie and said, "Fool, anyone who dares to attack will be beaten to death. They don't dare to hurt us, but we can go on a killing spree!"
Nangong Ao frowned. What the woman said was indeed the most troublesome thing for her. He could only arrest the two of them, but he could not hurt them at all, otherwise his father would definitely blame them.
But they can let go of their skills to fight. In this case, the people in Prince Ao's palace will definitely suffer... "How about it, Second Prince, I think you'd better think it through carefully, so as to save time and even regret the medicine."
I can’t even eat it!”
Duoduo is not afraid of them at all. Aren't they just some people in the world? Her master Baibian Moni is still one of the top figures in the world. Is it possible that the apprentice she handed over can still be afraid of a few unworthy thieves in the world?
Nangong Ao was still hesitant at first, but seeing that woman standing up for Nangong Jie in everything and acting as his protective umbrella, he immediately became angry and ordered: "Come on, arrest them. If they resist, you will hit them hard."
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"Hurry, everyone, hurry up!" A loud voice suddenly came from the front.
Duoduo took a closer look, and it turned out that Jin Lian was running over from the front with countless victims. The victims were holding bricks, stones, shovels and sticks in their hands, and they were like a black cloud, quickly covering them.
"My lord, it's not good, there are so many people, I will drown to death even if every one of them spits!" the housekeeper said worriedly.
"You have the guts!" Nangong Jie was so angry that his face turned green. He pointed at Nangong Jie and said, "Don't think that you will definitely win like this. I tell you, I will never lose to you. Just know that."
Trash that relies on women!”
Nangong Jie was not angry, and said with a smile: "Yes, I relied on women to get up. How about it? You are not trash? If you have the guts, just stand still and don't move. In that case, I will believe that you are not trash."
"Very good, not bad. You actually dare to play with me. Your wings are really hard. Humph, just wait and see!"
After Nangong Ao finished speaking, he waved his hand: "Withdraw!"
"Hey, don't run away, Second Emperor Brother, aren't you very awesome?" Nangong Jie shouted loudly towards Nangong Ao's back.
Seeing Nangong Ao and his gang escaping in despair back to the palace and closing the door, the victims all laughed, and Duoduo bumped Nangong Jie hard. Nangong Jie then came to his senses, clasped his fists and said thanks: "Thank you folks, thank you.
I have nothing more to say to save you from the siege. I just want to benefit my fellow villagers and live a good life in the future!"
"Okay, long live King Jie, long live King Jie!"
Duoduo was frightened when he heard that those people actually shouted Long Live. Isn't that posing a problem for Nangong Jie? The emperor would feel at any time that he intended to rebel, kill the king, and seize the throne of Long Live.
So he quickly waved his hand to suppress the crowd and said: "Don't shout Long Live, everyone, just shout Chitose ten times. The total result will be the same haha."
Duoduo was just joking. Unexpectedly, the victims actually arrived. They suddenly fell to their knees and shouted "Qiantai" ten times in a row. They were really dizzy. These people, Duoduo suddenly thought, what if they were in the business of liars?
, you can make a fortune without entering the palace. These people with simple folk customs are too easy to trust others... After a day of competition, Prince Ao's palace was completely defeated. Nangong Ao angrily called a few disciples from the world and ordered: "You guys will do it for me."
I'm going to find someone and dig him out no matter what!"
"Your Majesty, is the person you want to arrest Mr. Futai?"
"Yes, it's him! The man named Luo was afraid of offending both parties, so when the father announced that he would be in charge of the final statistics, he disappeared. You must catch him and don't give him some strong medicine. He
I don’t know the pain!”
"Yes, Your Majesty!" Those people took the order and left.
The butler reminded: "Your Majesty, I think we should tolerate the fact that we were drugged today for the time being, lest the emperor listen to the woman's slander for unknown reasons, and the consequences would be disastrous."
Nangong Ao said: "I know this better than you, but although I can't take it out on him, I will take it out on him!"
After Nangong Ao finished speaking, he walked straight through the backyard, kicked open the door of the living room, walked in, grabbed the eunuch who was drinking tea, and slapped him hard several times.
"Your Majesty, spare your life, Your Majesty..." The eunuch didn't know what was happening outside, and of course he didn't know why Nangong Ao suddenly attacked him.
"Huh, you bastard, why didn't you take your woman away and fly away? Why did you let her enter the palace and give birth to a bastard to go against me? Do you think you should die? Tell me whether you should die!"
"Your Majesty, spare your life, slave... I have no choice but to do it. The world is so big, it's nothing but loess. Where do you want my slave to escape?"
"How dare you talk back!" Nangong Ao raised his hand and slapped him again, then kicked the eunuch hard in the stomach and spat on his face: "Damn it, you bastard, give it to me.
Be smart, if you let me know that you want to escape, or have the idea of escape, I will break your legs!"
After beating the eunuch severely, Nangong Ao felt better. Thinking of Nangong Jie's triumphant expression today, he wanted to peel off his skin and beat his muscles!
"Your Majesty..." The housekeeper always picks the right time. He knows that if the Prince is still angry, coming in to disturb him will only cause him to be scolded, so he specially chooses a suitable time to run in and say: "Your Majesty, I found it.
Your Excellency has found it."
"Oh? Where?"
"Waiting in the outer hall."
"Wait? When did you come?"
The housekeeper said: "It's been a while... I saw that the prince was in a bad mood, so I didn't-"
"Bastard!" Nangong Ao pointed at the housekeeper's nose and cursed: "Why did your mother give birth to such an idiot like you? You can't even tell the importance of things, huh!"
The housekeeper felt depressed for a while. He was so clever that he was mistaken for his cleverness.
As soon as he stepped into the door of the outer hall, Nangong Ao said with an arrogant look: "Master Futai, where have you been living in seclusion these past two days? I want to have tea with you, but I can't find you?"
Master Futai looked panicked and said: "Your Majesty, you are serious. Why should I live in seclusion? It's just that I have been feeling unwell for the past two days and am recuperating in the mansion."
Nangong Ao snorted coldly and said: "No way, Mr. Futai, I think you are very confident in what you say. Is there any sign of any physical illness?"
"Haha, Your Majesty, thanks to your blessing, today is almost better."
Nangong Jie said angrily: "I won't say any more nonsense. I just want to ask, when will the money you owe me be replaced?"
"This... Your Majesty, please be kind and grant me a little more grace. I am working hard to make preparations and hope to return it to you as soon as possible."
"Bang!" With a sound, Nangong Ao overturned a table, grabbed Master Futai's chest and said: "Stop pretending to be confused, you know what I want is not money!"
"Your Majesty... your Majesty..." Mr. Futai looked confused: "Your Majesty, I also know that you are anxious, but regarding this election, the emperor personally issued an inspection order. I must seek truth from facts and do not make any mistakes.
It's not even the slightest bit sloppy. If I'm found out for having tampered with it, I'll be afraid that neither of us will be able to afford it."
"Hmph, don't talk nonsense to me. You know my difficulties. If I fail to be elected as the crown prince this time, I will be sent to the northern border to live like a native. What difference will it make to a dead person?"
"Your Majesty..." Mr. Futai suddenly knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, please spare me. I really don't dare. Something will happen to me."
"You dare not look at it if you say it again..." Nangong Ao suddenly pulled out a bright long sword from the table and put it on Master Futai's neck: "As long as you dare to say no, I will make you a swordsman immediately.
Dead souls!"
"Your Majesty..."
"It's useless to kneel down. If you beg me, who should I beg?" Nangong Ao slammed the sword to the ground and said, "You can leave, but I can guarantee that if I am not elected as the crown prince, you will definitely be.
The one who died earliest!"
"Your Majesty..." Mr. Futai looked helpless and had no choice but to crawl out of Prince Ao's Mansion with a sad face.
The housekeeper asked worriedly: "Your Majesty, do you think that boy will listen to us?"
"Humph, I don't think he has the guts to be disobedient. Go and find someone to keep an eye on him. If he dares to come into contact with people from Prince Jie's palace, come back and notify me immediately! I must let him know what regret is!"
"Yes, Your Majesty, I will do it right away!"
"cheers……"
The palace of Prince Jie was full of jubilation. After today's contest, Duoduo was basically certain that there would be no surprises in the results of the vote. Nangong Ao's status in the eyes of the people had fallen to the bottom.
If anyone would choose him? That person would probably be a lunatic.
Ever since Duoduo, the super butler, came, a tacit understanding has gradually formed at the celebration banquet in Prince Jie's Mansion. The people in the kitchen do not need the master's instructions. Whenever they encounter good things in the Prince's Mansion, they will automatically throw a feast.
This is also Duoduo's order. Anyway, we don't have enough money in our pockets.
Nangong Jie began to admire Duoduo more and more. He didn't even have a few drinks before he started to put his arms around Duoduo's waist and said, "Wife, can you tell me where all your weird ideas come from?
It's all your fault that my second emperor brother hates me so much with gnashing of teeth."
"How did it come about? Ideas come from life. Husband, you don't know how depressing my life used to be in my hometown. Every day when I had nothing to do, I just liked to watch, pay attention to other people's lives, and think about it. Slowly I would
You’ve become smarter, hey, you haven’t really seen how powerful I am, but you’ll have a chance in the future.”
After hearing this, Nangong Jie suddenly said unhappily: "But don't do those immoral things in the future. I know you want to defeat Nangong Ao, but you shouldn't cut into the stomachs of the people. They say it's because
The problem is caused by the quality of the rice, but I believe that Nangong Ao is not stupid enough to shoot himself in the foot."
Duoduo said: "Hey, that's right. I thought you, a fool, didn't know it, but it turns out you knew it in your heart. Yes, that's right, I asked my servant to pretend to be a beggar and sprinkle the powder on it when I received the meat porridge, but
What I did was right.”
"That's right? You have bad intentions. Wife, whatever you do in the future will be fine. Don't use others as a stepping stone. I don't like this very much."
"You idiot!" Duoduo said angrily: "A real man doesn't stick to trivial matters, you know? Don't you think about it, if I don't do this, the position of prince may fall into the hands of Nangong Ao.
After becoming the crown prince, the life of the common people in the future will not be as simple as diarrhea. They will starve to death. Tell me, after weighing it, am I wrong?"
"This..." Nangong Jie didn't think of such a long term. After thinking about it, he felt that it made sense, so he pretended to be drunk and said: "Haha, I'm drunk and talking nonsense... Just a few words, wife, don't be angry.
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"Drunk? Humph, everyone who says he is drunk is sober. Only those who say they are not drunk are really drunk. You guy, humph. If you dare to talk about your wife like that again in the future, I will not serve you anymore, love.
What the hell, you don’t know a good person’s heart, hum!”
"Haha..." Nangong Jie suddenly stretched out his hand, and like a magic trick, he transformed into a fresh and fiery red rose, brought it to her and said, "This is for you. Although this flower is not as beautiful as my wife, the color is...
It represents my red heart, I hope my wife likes it."
"Pfft..." Duoduo almost laughed out loud. I don't know where this guy learned this glib tongue, but what he said was so corny, and what he said represented a fiery red heart. It was so disgusting!
"What's wrong? My wife doesn't like it?" Nangong Jie said with an embarrassed look.
"No, I like it..." Duoduo took the flowers, smelled them, and said with a smile, "Why did the flowers turn smelly when they were in your hands?"
Nangong Jie said naughtily: "This is normal, I am your stinker."
"Damn it, you're getting cuter and cuter." Duoduo suddenly reached out and held Nangong Jie's face, kissed him gently on the forehead and said, "I'll reward you."
"Hahahaha..." The servants burst into laughter!
Nangong Jie said: "You are laughing so hard, haven't you seen couples being intimate? Let me tell you, in the savage tribe, those people had to have sex for the first time in front of everyone when they got married."