"How do you know?" Han Qiwei looked dissatisfied. In fact, I could see that he had already believed it. Now he was probably at odds with Liu Qingping again with his harsh words.
"Of course I know. Have you ever seen such a scolding ghost? Have you ever seen such a bad ghost?"
When I heard this sentence, I just wanted to laugh, "Have you ever seen such a bad ghost?" Do you mean he is worse than a ghost? I thought to myself, Liu Qingping is probably going crazy again. Sure enough, that gun barrel is like
The muffled voice came from the coffin again: "Hey...hey...what are you talking about, Xiaomeizi? What do you mean, have you ever seen such a bad ghost? Uncle, am I bad? You are slandering, you are also
I don’t want to think about it, if I was really bad, could you and Guo Meiren escape from my grasp? They should have been punished by me long ago, right? Maybe we have children now, right? Facts have proved that I am still very bad.
Pure, you should also feel that I am really pure."
"Hurry up, get him out quickly." Guo Yingying also said hurriedly.
"Yingying, why don't you speak for him? Listen to what he said with that big mouth." Song Meiting said coquettishly.
"I'm not talking for him, I just want him to come out quickly so that I can tear his mouth apart." She said through gritted teeth. I shook my head and was speechless. It seemed that Liu Qingping's bad mouth was really not tolerated.
Wait, in fact, even I had the urge to slap him twice. This guy is too verbose, and the key is not verbosity. What comes out of his mouth can make people's lungs explode.
"Okay, okay, stop talking. Let's get him out quickly. If this continues, I'll get calluses on my ears."
With the concerted efforts of the five of us, the lid of the coffin was finally lifted, and then a tattered Liu Qingping crawled out. It was indeed tattered, and there were almost only some strips of cloth left in some parts of his clothes.
, there were many bruises on the exposed skin, and his hair was disheveled, and he looked no better than a beggar.
"Oh my god, uncle, I finally see the light of day again." Liu Qingping roared and climbed out of the coffin quickly. As soon as he stood on the ground, he quickly rushed towards Han Qiwei. I was shocked, wouldn't he come out as soon as he came out?
Let's get started, but luckily I overthought it. He ran to Han Qiwei and didn't do anything to him. Instead, he grabbed his package, quickly opened it and rummaged through it.
"Damn, come on, come on, get something to eat. Damn, I'm almost starving." He grabbed a bottle of mineral water and took two sips, then pulled out two pieces of bread and moved them toward his mouth crazily.
Stuffed inside, no wolfdog that had been hungry for several days was probably as "ferocious" as he was.
"Liu Qingping, what are you doing? That's my thing. Are you a damn starving ghost reincarnated?" Han Qiwei went to snatch it, but he didn't take it. He could only stare at him with two eyes, as if he wanted to
Swallow him into your belly.
Liu Qingping finally finished stuffing the bread, wiped his mouth, glanced at Han Qiwei, and muttered: "You are so cruel, I will starve to death if you don't see me. Why don't I eat some bread from you?"
, go back tomorrow and I will buy a big cart for you. If it doesn’t work, just put it in my stomach and return it to you after it is processed. Hehe..."
I'm speechless. This guy is disgusting when he eats human food. I'm afraid only he can do this. I no longer care about him and focus on the coffin. Now we can see the coffin.
I didn’t expect that there was a person lying in the coffin, but it had turned into a white skeleton, and the clothes were almost torn. But judging from the cloth, the person inside was really of noble status, even if he was not an ancient Shu.
The king is probably also a big shot close to him.
The clothes are gorgeous and the coffin is a good one, but there are not even any funeral objects inside, not even a finger hairpin or anything like that. People who look at it can’t help but feel disappointed. After thinking about it, I feel that actually this
That's a good thing, but it would be bad if there were two precious funerary objects inside. Naturally, there are too many of us, so how should we distribute the things if there are too few? If not, some unpleasant things may happen.
"Are you speaking in human language? You ate my bread and you still said such words to disgust me. Do you think I am easy to bully?" Han Qiwei looked at Liu Qingping with red eyes. He was still struggling with this question.
Only now did he realize what Liu Qingping said. The "processing" in Liu Qingping's words meant things pulled out after digestion. These words made him angry even in the ears of the Buddha, not to mention Han Qiwei, who had never dealt with him in the first place.
Liu Qingping acted like a scoundrel in clothes. He was probably very hungry, otherwise he wouldn't have been desperately looking for something to eat as soon as he came out. But he shouldn't have said that. This is purely his fault. I feel a little bit
It's strange. Even if others mess around, it won't be serious. It's obvious that he is targeting Han Qiwei. Why? Could it be that he also discovered something?
"You just eat it, what else can you do? You can't take it out even if it goes into your stomach. Tell me, what do you want?"
"You, you're the one eating, you're the one talking, and you ask me what I want. Damn it, I want to ask you what I want. Are you targeting me, right? Do you think I'm a fool?
ah?"
The two of them were arguing more and more fiercely, and there was a tendency to fight. I quickly went up to stop them. This was not a good place for a fight. Both of them were stubborn now, saying that neither of them could do it, so I had to change the subject and ask Liu Qingping.
: "Qingping, how did you end up in the coffin? Where is Xiaoyue? Weren't you with her?"
As soon as he said Shuiyue, Liu Qingping immediately jumped up and screamed loudly: "What? Didn't you see your sister-in-law? Didn't she go to find you? How could you not have seen her?"
I frowned: "When will she come to me? I haven't seen her yet!"
"It's impossible. We all saw you at that time. That's why she went down to look for you."
"Did you see me? Where? But I never saw you!"
"Wait, wait, I've been confused by you. You said you didn't see us? Forget it, let me start from the beginning. You must listen carefully. Maybe you will understand after listening.
What's going on?" Liu Qingping looked at the people next to him, and they all gathered around him. At this time, they all forgot about the surrounding environment, as if they were listening to a story.
"Let's start from when we separated. You and Xiaomeiko suddenly disappeared. Everyone can prove this. After that, we went to look for you, but we couldn't find you. Instead, we walked inexplicably to a huge
In front of the cave. Then we went down, and then we were attacked by a wave of monsters, and we got separated..."
At this point, he paused. This paragraph is very similar to what Guo Yingying said to us before, and it should be true. He continued: "Yes, we separated very easily, and I was completely moved by it for the rest of the journey.
I couldn't figure out the direction. They were all following my younger siblings. I asked my younger siblings why they were walking like this. She didn't say a word. When I asked her again, she said she had telepathy with Wang Fo and knew you.
Where. I just laughed and said..."
"Okay, okay, can you stop talking so much nonsense and focus on the key points."
"Okay, let me get to the point. Later, we walked to a place and saw that we hadn't even gotten out of the hole yet. Later, we were too tired, so we rested in a rock crevice, but my brother and sister went out on their own.
, it took a full two hours before she came back, and she said she saw you guys, and you seemed to be quarreling."
At this point, he paused again, and then asked me: "Wang Fo, did you pass by a place full of flowers?"
"Yeah, why, have you been there too?" I replied subconsciously, feeling like there was something in my mind that I couldn't turn around. It seemed that I was about to ask something just now, but I forgot about it because of his interruption.
Before I could think about it carefully, he suddenly slapped his thigh and said loudly: "That's right there. When we got to that place, we smelled the smell of burning gasoline. My brother and sister said it must be you, because only one of us
One of the guys had gasoline on him, so she chased you two down from there."
I was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it for a while, I nodded slightly and asked, "Is there anything else?"
"Of course, the only one who chased me was my sister-in-law. She found a hole under a ghost statue. She asked me to get in. She said that I could reach the end by following the hole, and maybe I could get ahead of you. And no.
Is there any danger? If I'm lucky, I might even run into you. Of course I believe what my brothers and sisters said, but the hole is so damn long that I walked for a long time without reaching the end. When I finally saw it,
Suddenly a dark figure appeared, like a female ghost, but the female ghost didn't bother me much. She just knocked me out and muttered in my ear for a while. When I finally woke up, she was here.
, Wang Fo, do you understand what I said?"
I looked at him, nodded slightly, and thought for a while before asking the last question: "Didn't Xiaoyue say anything?"
"Haha, it's true that the whole family doesn't come into the same house. My sister-in-law said, you will definitely ask such a question. You should remember this wife's words carefully. Well, this, my brother-in-law and sister-in-law told you not to provoke other women.
If one day she finds out that her husband is no longer hers, she will go crazy. Also, she is traveling with you this time. When you get back, you should do something she likes to do, such as watching movies, she said.
She likes to watch civet cats exchange for princes and the like. These are his original words, absolutely without any processing. You must keep it in mind when you listen to it. If something goes wrong, you will be in trouble. Anyway,
I’ve finally told you what to do, you just have to do it yourself! Hehe..."