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Guo Dalian couldn't help but reveal a joking smile: "Xiao Du, you are openly poaching socialism."
While starting the engine, Du Yufeng retorted: "Mr. Guo, I don't like what you said. I am supporting the national family planning policy. Otherwise, if I sow a grain of millet in the spring and harvest ten thousand grains in the autumn, I will only be fined."
I will never be able to pay it back in my lifetime!" This sentence made everyone in the car amused.
Zhu Chuan said with a smile: "Exaggeration, Du Suo can really exaggerate. If you can harvest ten thousand condoms in autumn, I will eat both boxes of condoms."
Zhang Yang lost no time in taunting the guy: "Are you going to braise it in braised sauce or stew it in clear sauce?"
The people in the car burst into laughter, and Zhu Chuan immediately blushed, saying to himself that Director Zhang really had no moral integrity.
Dong Kaizheng said with a smile: "Du Suo, we don't want to be exaggerated now. Although you are strong, I think you may not be strong in some aspects."
Du Yufeng was not happy when he heard this: "Let me tell you, Old Dong, you can despise my personality, but you cannot despise my character. I am still very strong in terms of personality." This guy does have a sense of humor.
He deliberately prolonged his pronunciation of the key part, causing the sip of water Guo Daliang had just taken into his mouth to spray onto the front window.
It is a common phenomenon for men to be enthusiastic about sexual topics. Once this aspect is discussed, the distance between them quickly narrows a lot. However, Zhang Yang is still a child in the eyes of others, and he obviously does not have much knowledge about these things.
say.
The bun slowly drove onto the winding mountain road, and Du Yufeng started chatting again: "Mr. Guo, I said that the road in our township should be repaired. There are potholes everywhere, and car accidents happen every year."
Guo Daliang sighed: "The finances in the village are tight. Besides, after the Qingtai Mountain Tunnel is completed, this old provincial road has become a child that no one cares about."
Du Yufeng also sighed: "Not to mention our Heishanzi Township, even the entire Chunyang County is neither father nor mother. Pinghai doesn't care about us, and Beiyuan doesn't care about us either. It is said that the two provinces are at the junction and the geographical location is important. In fact,
It’s a matter of carelessness.”
Ever since he set foot on the mountain road, the road was winding and steep. Xiaobian was traveling in the mountains, with cliffs on one side and steep rocks on the other. Dong Kaizheng did not dare to look out the window, closed his eyes tightly, and his expression changed slightly.
Zhu Chuan was also aroused to talk about sex. He smiled and said: "Speaking of this incident, I remembered an allusion. It said that when the Japanese invaded China, they attacked Chunyang County, and when they wanted to fight forward,
When I asked about the Heishanzi Township ahead, I hurriedly chose to take a detour. Do you know why? It’s because there are many bandits in Heishanzi Township, and even the Japanese are afraid, haha..." Zhu Chuan laughed, but he immediately found that no one else was laughing.
He closed his mouth in embarrassment.
Guo Daliang leaned back: "That's because Heishanzi is poor and has nothing to grab."
Du Yufeng gritted his teeth and cursed: "The Japanese next door to Mary, I get very angry when I hear the word Japan. If I catch up with the Anti-Japanese War, I will kill all the Japanese and rape all the Japanese women!"
Guo Daliang smiled and pointed out: "Extremist! Xiao Du is too extreme!"
They are quite familiar with each other on weekdays, and after coming out of the township government, they don't have so many worries outside. Du Yufeng still feels a little uncomfortable when he says this: "I have to wear a condom to rape them."
, my things are precious, I won’t give them a drop!”
Guo Daliang sprayed again and said out of breath: "Look, look, you don't look like a policeman..."
Zhang Yang, who was sitting in the back seat, also laughed. Director Du was quite a temperamental person.
Du Yufeng had to stop the car first and wipe off the water mist sprayed on the windshield by Deputy Township Mayor Guo. It was just a joke, but you must be careful when driving on the mountain road. There are tight eighteen discs and slow eighteen discs in front of you. Looking at it,
There are few such dangerous places in China. Although Du Yufeng is an experienced driver and has driven this road nearly a hundred times, he does not dare to be careless at all.
When they parked for a rest, several Fortune 250 cars passed by their car. The traffic on the mountain was mainly through these motorcycles. Du Yufeng took his own red camellia and took a lap. When it came to Zhang Yang, Zhang Yang did not smoke. Of course, Zhang Yang did not smoke.
Didn't pick it up.
Du Yufeng lit the cigarette and looked at Zhang Yang with a smile: "I'm talking to Director Zhang, I heard that you beat up more than forty people in Xiaqinghe Village alone this morning. This is the most awesome thing I have ever heard when I came to Heishanzi Township.
thing."
Zhang Yang had always been very low-key today and smiled lightly: "They are really pushing people too hard."
Du Yufeng gave Zhang Yang a thumbs up. He had not witnessed the exciting scene of Zhang Yang hitting forty-three with his own eyes, so he had some doubts about this matter. However, it was a fact that Zhou Liangshun brought all the villagers back to the police station. Du Yufeng had checked several people
The injury was just right, and no one could be seriously injured. Du Yufeng and Zhou Liangshun usually don't get along with each other. Zhou Liangshun can do superficial things, but Du Yufeng is a practical person. In terms of personality, one is introverted and the other is extroverted.
They were completely different, so many of the drudgery tasks in the institute were assigned to Du Yufeng. Although Du Yufeng knew that Zhou Liangshun was deliberately teasing him, he didn't want to stay in the institute, and he was usually out of sight and out of mind towards Zhou Liangshun.
"Why didn't you see Du Suo when the police station was on duty today?"
Du Yufeng took a long puff of cigarette and looked at the winding mountain road in the distance: "I rarely go to the countryside, but recently there have been frequent motorcycle gangs near Qianshibapan. The higher-ups have given us a mission, asking us to straighten things out and complete the mission in the office.
Leave it to me."
"Speed car gang?" Guo Daliang also came over.
Du Yufeng threw the remaining cigarette butt on the ground and crushed it with his feet: "They are all a bunch of gangsters from Beiyuan. They have nowhere to vent their energy. They have taken a fancy to the terrain of Shibapan. Recently, they often come here to race cars.
At the end of last year, one person fell to death. The Bukwon Provincial Public Security Department exerted some pressure through our provincial department. I stayed here for almost the whole month last month. Who would have thought that these grandsons would actually change their temper?
I didn’t see a single soul.”
Everyone laughed at the same time, and Du Yufeng waved his hand: "Stop talking, let's get on the road, everyone should be careful, we will drive to Shangqinghe Village in this car."
