Chapter 167: Brother Yan, don't cry, stand up and masturbate
Chapter 167: Brother Yan, don’t cry, stand up and masturbate
"Brother Yan, what good things have you got again? Are you smiling so happily?" Seeing the smile on Yan Gang's face again, Baibu Chuanyang couldn't help but asked curiously, but his eyes were also full of hope, looking forward to whether there would be any
Great stuff about him!
Hearing this, Yan Gang smiled and said nothing, just looking at the hundreds of steps crossing the Yang!
After a while, I couldn’t bear the pain anymore!
"Brother Yan, why are you looking at me? Do I have flowers on my face?" Bai Bu Chuan Yang Qiang said, holding back his face that was getting hot!
Hearing this, Yan Gang smiled and said: "No, I want to see if you have a full sky and a square earth, to see if you are a blessed person. Otherwise, mother, how could I rob you of something you can use?"
Where’s the stuff!”
"What can I use?" Hearing this, Baibu Chuanyang couldn't help but be startled, and then he was overjoyed and asked again and again. It was obvious that Baibu Chuanyang was also excited by Yan Gang's words!
But soon, Baibu Chuanyang felt embarrassed, scratched his head and said: "What, Brother Yan, I lost my temper, I'm sorry!"
Hearing this, Yan Gang laughed and said: "It's okay, it's normal. If there is something good for me, I will be excited too. By the way, do you want to know what it is?"
Seeing Yan Gang's mysterious look, Baibu Chuanyang had the urge to slap Yan Gang to death, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. If he slaps Yan Gang to death, who would be the captain?
"Think!" Baibu Chuanyang is an honest child. After listening to Yan Gang's words, he nodded honestly and expressed his attitude!
Hearing this, Yan Gang smiled, took out the [Chaos Wood] from his backpack, handed it to Baibu Chuanyang, and said: "Take it, it's yours!"
"Wow, Brother Yan, I love you to death!" Baibu Chuanyang took the [Chaos Wood], checked its attributes, and couldn't help but said with great joy!
Hearing this, Yan Gang waved his hands repeatedly and said, "Don't worry, I don't do homosexuality, it's enough that I have a spirit!"
Hearing Yan Gang's words, Baibu Chuanyang couldn't help but smile, scratched his head and said: "Hey, I'm not gay either, I just want to express my gratitude, well, fortunately I'm not a girl, otherwise I would definitely have to
Only by agreeing with me can I repay Brother Yan for his great kindness!"
"Uh-huh, if you say this in front of your sister-in-law, aren't you afraid that she will turn around and cut you into pieces and throw you into the well?" Yan Gang said with a smile as he looked at Baibu Yang!
"Uh, sister-in-law, don't get me wrong, I just said it casually!" Hearing this, Baibu Chuanyang quickly turned to Ling'er and said!
"Go, stop making trouble, Gangzi, what did you give Yangzi to excite him like this?" Ling'er was almost speechless when he heard Baibuchuan Yang's words, turned to Yan Gang and asked!
Hearing this, Yan Gang smiled and said: "It's nothing. It's just a wood similar to your [Redemption Wood], called [Chaos Wood]. It can be fused with his weapons to improve the attributes of the equipment. The illustration is here.
, just see for yourself!”
With that said, Yan Gang made an illustration of the attribute table of the [Chaos Wood] and sent it to the team channel!
"Tsk, tsk, what a good thing!" Seeing the properties of [Chaos Wood], Ling'er couldn't help but praise it repeatedly. No wonder he was so excited. With this [Chaos Wood], his strength can be further improved.
Aren't you happy?
However, compared to the [Redemption Wood] she got, the value of this [Chaos Wood] is relatively lower. After all, it can only be integrated with bronze bow weapons at most, which is a bit harsh!
Of course, this does not mean that this [Chaos Wood] is not good. The current high-level bronze equipment is still very precious, and its attributes are not inferior to some low-level silver equipment. For example, the theoretical attributes of high-level bronze equipment are
It will not be worse than level 15 silverware, of course, the premise is to have level 15 silverware!
"Yes, it is indeed a good thing, but I gave it all to you, and I don't have any, so I'm crying..." After hearing Ling'er's words, Yan Gang also sighed repeatedly and muttered at the same time!
Hearing this, everyone discovered that although Yan Gang was the owner of this hidden mission, Yan Gang had not gotten a single good thing from the beginning of the mission until now!
Ling'er took a set of [Glorious Suit] and a [Salvation Wood, although it was almost impossible to cross Yang with a hundred steps, but he also had the [Crocodile Skin Wristbands] and [Crocodile Skin Boots] that he got before, plus the [Chaos Wood] he just got.
】, it can be considered as a lot of money, but the unlucky boy Yan Gang, when killing monsters,
He was the one who resisted the monsters at the front, he was the one who got beaten the worst, he was the one who looted things, and he was the one who touched the corpses. However, despite all the things he had done with his own hands, not a single good thing was brought to him.
Not to mention the bronze ware, they didn’t even leave him a whiteboard suit. No wonder Yan Gang was crying his eyes out!
"Brother Yan, if you don't cry, stand up and masturbate..." Baibu Chuanyang thought about it for a while and then said this sentence!
"Pfft..." Hearing this, Ling'er on the side couldn't help it and laughed out loud!
Yan Gang also had black lines on his head. He looked at Baibu Chuanyang with resentment and said: "I'll jerk off your brother-in-law. I have a girl, okay? Just jerk off yourself. Don't pull me in. You're welcome!"
"Hehe, I'm just going to say it, Brother Yan just think I didn't say anything!" Baibu Chuanyang said with a smile!
"I didn't say anything about your brother-in-law!" Yan Gang complained in his heart, but he didn't say it out loud. He turned around and began to carry out the last inhumane robbery of the corpse of the boss [Salvation Tree King]!
"Mom, let me get another piece of wood that can be integrated with swords and weapons!" Yan Gang began to pray secretly in his heart as he began to plunder!
But sometimes, reality is always cruel, and the blow comes so quickly that it is hard to guard against it!
The time required to plunder is not long, it passes quickly!
"Ding, the system prompts..."
A system prompt rang in Yan Gang's ears. Suddenly, before the system prompt was finished, Yan Gang couldn't wait to open his backpack, wanting to see what good materials he had plundered!
"Hey, where's the wood? Why isn't there any wood that can be fused with sword weapons?" He quickly checked the items in his backpack, but he didn't find the expected wood that could be fused with sword weapons. Yan Gang couldn't help but wonder.
He said to himself in confusion!
After scanning it, Yan Gang quickly discovered something extra in his backpack - a pile of dead branches and leaves!
At the same time, the complete system prompts were finally fully broadcast!
"Ding, the system prompts, congratulations to player [Steel Rock] for plundering the boss's corpse and obtaining [Dead Leaves] and [Miscellaneous]!"
"I'll go, dead branches and leaves, what are they? Why do I have an ominous premonition?" After hearing the complete system prompt, Yan Gang's heart couldn't help but sink, and a bad premonition came to his heart!
He carefully probed his mental power into the pile of things that were obviously full of leaves and dead branches. Soon, the properties of this pile of things appeared in front of Yan Gang's eyes!
【Dead branches and leaves】【Miscellaneous items】
Level:0
Effect: None
Introduction: The dead branches and leaves fallen from the ultimate boss of the [Redemption Plains] [Redemption Tree King] who lives deep in the [Sin Swamp] are of no use at all. They cannot be used as medicine or cooking. They can be thrown into a backpack to occupy space or thrown into a warehouse.
It takes up space, is not accepted by grocers, and is not even ornamental. It is definitely one of the most useless clutter. It is recommended that you throw it away to free up space in your backpack!
…
The moment he saw the attribute of [Dead Branches and Leaves], Yan Gang suddenly felt how dark the world was!
Damn it, after all the hard work you killed the boss, you can plunder it three times. The first two times gave you good things, but the third time you didn’t give any good things, forget it, it actually gave out garbage, and even the system couldn’t stop complaining about it.
Rubbish!
Please read the introduction about [Dead Leaves]: "It cannot be used as medicine, cannot be cooked, throw it into a backpack to take up space, throw it into a warehouse to take up space, sell it to grocers and do not accept it, it is not even ornamental, it is definitely the most useless
It’s one of the clutter, I suggest you throw it away to free up space in your backpack!”
"This is such a rant that I can't stop. Damn it, what are you asking me to plunder for this useless thing? I'm afraid of polluting the environment if you throw it away!" Yan Gang shouted in his heart!
Yan Gang couldn't help but recall the rag he had plundered when he killed the [red-robed bandit leader* Sika] before, and sold it to the grocer for a copper coin, as well as the [dead branches and leaves] in the backpack in front of him.
After a comparison, Yan Gang felt that the rag strip was a good thing, but damn, it was too stupid!
"Brother Yan, what's wrong?" Seeing Yan Gang's expression changed, he couldn't help but ask!
Hearing this, Yan Gang didn't say anything, but directly uploaded the attributes of the [Dead Branches and Leaves] to the team channel and made it into a picture book!
Soon, both Ling'er and Baibu Chuanyang in the team saw the properties of [Withered Branches and Leaves]!
"Uh..." Seeing the properties of the [Dead Branches and Leaves], I didn't know what to say anymore!
After thinking for a long time, he finally spoke to Yan Gang and said, "Brother Yan, my condolences..."
"I'm sorry, I'm crying, okay? I actually plundered such a top-quality thing, and to be criticized to this extent by the system master, these [dead branches and leaves] are really pitiful!" Yan Gang smiled bitterly and shook his head.
!
"Just get used to it. Just throw away the useless ones anyway!" Ling'er smiled and said!
"Well, don't worry, I'll be fine, just worry about it and it'll be fine!" Yan Gang replied!
Yan Gang still attaches great importance to Ling'er's words. At the same time, Yan Gang in his previous life was used to seeing good things. Naturally, he is not really frustrated. He is just venting his dissatisfaction with the system!
"Well, as long as it's okay, just keep fighting the boss. I haven't touched the boss's body yet!" Ling'er nodded and reminded!
Hearing this, Yan Gang reached out and threw away the [dead branches and leaves] to save space, and at the same time started to attack the boss's body!
