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Chapter 0314 The song of la la la

Zhang Tieniu received Yubeichuan's order and happily led his team members out. During the battle, he always set an example and was at the forefront when charging into battle.

Needless to say, the soldiers led by Zhang Tieniu were all the same as him. The team members were carefree but obedient. They followed him without Zhang Tieniu's orders.

Zhang Tieniu was followed by sixty strengtheners, who moved very quickly. They first went around to the east of the zombie sea with great fanfare, and continued to provoke the zombies.

"La la la, I am a little cute guy who sells newspapers. It's windy and rainy..." Zhang Tieniu opened his throat and sang. His voice was hoarse and unpleasant. He couldn't distinguish between the key of C and the key of G, and he could go out of tune freely and easily.

What everyone can't stand the most is that Zhang Tieniu's singing voice is just unpleasant, but the expression on his face looks very serious, and he is very emotional when he sings.

Not to mention they were just afraid that the zombies wouldn't hear. Now that the team members following Zhang Tieniu heard Zhang Tieniu's magical singing, they almost lost control.

"Commander Zhang, please stop yelling."

"Brother Tieniu, stop singing!"

"Uncle Zhang, please..." Many of the team members who followed him couldn't stand it. They were tone-deaf and could no longer describe the height of Zhang Tieniu's voice.

"La la la..." Zhang Tieniu roared to himself, and even burst into tears.

That voice is so magical, with a tearful tone and a hoarse tone with decadence. Listening to it always makes people feel magical and makes them want to send themselves into a sea of ​​zombies.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" Some people simply cover their ears with their hands and close their eyes. If they can't see, they can't be bothered. If they can't hear, they can't collapse.

"Hey! Let me tell you, didn't the leader ask us to harass the zombies together?" Zhang Tieniu was unhappy, and he suddenly stopped singing.

"Hey, Commander Zhang may have gone crazy singing." The team members looked at each other, wondering what Zhang Tieniu was going to do.

"Come on, let's all sing together!" Zhang Tieniu took the lead and started singing "La la la..." No one responded.

"I said what's wrong with you? Do you want the Yubeichuan leader's zombie harassment tactics?" Zhang Tieniu became angry and moved the Yubeichuan leaders out. He himself was so emotional and serious, look at yourselves.

"Laughing? Do you still dare to laugh?" Zhang Tieniu pointed at the squadron leader and shouted angrily.

"Haha, don't blame labor and management for being ruthless. If you disobey orders and go back, your record will be negative for a hundred years!" Zhang Tieniu said fiercely, he threatened with a smile.

"No, no, Commander Zhang, Ancestor Zhang! Let's sing!" Zhang Tieniu's method is practical and effective.

Between heaven and earth, a burst of howling "la la la..." rang out, and the hoarse, off-key voices of dozens of grown men floated in the sky across the city.

Listening to the singing, they are definitely intolerable. Those zombies in the sea of ​​zombies don't know whether they can bear it or not. I'm afraid they will also be unbearable later.

Sure enough, "Ho ho..." The sea of ​​zombies began to commotion. They were probably so angry that Zhang Tieniu and the others' "la la la..." tone-deaf voices were so angry that they couldn't bear it any longer.

"Ho ho..." Zombies staggered over one after another, shaking their feet and hands, matching the rhythm of Zhang Tieniu and the others, as if they were dancing a zombie dance, and rushed toward them.

The zombies are already stumbling, and the walking movements combined with Zhang Tieniu's and the others' voices make this scene really magical and classy.

"Commander Zhang, all the zombies are out. The situation is not right. Run!" The team members shouted in unison. The zombies really started to move and swarmed around.

"La la la..." This Tieniu didn't know if he had a brain convulsion or something. Not only did he not run, but he also kept up the rhythm with the staggering steps of the zombies, and sang even harder wherever he went.

"La la la, I'm just being cute..." No matter how he sings, Zhang Tieniu only comes back and forth with these two lines. To speak from his heart, these are the only two lines he knows how to sing.

You know, it would be a very rare thing for a celebrity concert before the end of the world to have so many enthusiastic listeners and interact with the singers.

"Boom..." At this time, the scene became extremely heated, and even the strong T-shaped zombies couldn't bear it anymore.

A large group of T-shaped zombies came over with "rumbling...".

"Hey, brothers, don't run away, just wait for me..." If you don't do something, you won't die. As soon as Zhang Tieniu turned around, all the team members behind him had already run away.

Only then did Zhang Tieniu start to panic.

The S-type evolved zombies ran the fastest, crawling on the ground one by one and jumping up. Just when Zhang Tieniu turned around, several S-type zombies were already roaring "ho ho..." and rushed to Zhang Tieniu.

"Come on, who is afraid of who?" The furious Zhang Tieniu raised his "Slash the Sky" and killed them in three strokes. Then he raised his head, and a large group of S-shaped zombies came over to kill them.

"I'm going to die!" At this moment, no matter how bold Zhang Tieniu was, he didn't dare to fight. If he was surrounded by zombies, the consequences would be disastrous, so he quickly ran away.

"Wait for me, you damn... De's little bastards, don't run away!" Zhang Tieniu shouted loudly and rushed forward with all his strength.

Hearing Zhang Tieniu's voice, none of the team members running in front stopped or even looked back. Instead, they sped up.

"Hey..." When Zhang Tieniu shouted again, they had already run to the front and disappeared without a trace.

"I'm... of... the sun," Zhang Tieniu cursed loudly, and he had to run away by himself.

"Haha, what the leader of Yubeichuan told you was to harass zombies. Who told you Zhang Tieniu to be so crazy!" The team members brought by Zhang Tieniu giggled. They were not worried about Zhang Tieniu's safety at all.

In the current Ant Alliance, the one with the highest combat power is obviously the leader of Yubeichuan.

Zhang Tieniu and Commander Zhang's strength, he dares to say that he is third, no one dares to say that he is second, you say whether he is strong or not.

As long as he is not surrounded by a sea of ​​zombies, Zhang Tieniu can definitely outrun the zombies with his two big hairy legs.

A squadron leader led his team members to retreat peacefully. They ran to a building opposite and watched Zhang Tieniu racing against a group of zombies in the distance of the building.

"Huh..." An S5 zombie came over and almost bit Zhang Tieniu's fat butt.

"Fuck..." Zhang Tieniu was so frightened that he quickly tightened his buttocks, spread his hairy legs, and continued running forward with all his strength.

"Come on, Commander Zhang, come on!"

"Brother Tieniu, don't let the zombies bite your butt!" Many team members laughed and clapped their hands to encourage Zhang Tieniu. Zhang Tieniu brought this upon himself.

"Little bastards, remember this, don't ask for labor when you come back later!" Zhang Tieniu still remembered looking at them from a distance, and he cursed them bitterly and ran away.

"Captain, have we gone too far?" Some team members asked worriedly. Commander Zhang was really in a state of disarray right now. They were not sure whether he should go down and help.

"It's okay, Commander Zhang has that kind of character, but..." After saying that, the squadron leader's expression became serious.

"It's just fun. If we really fight, whoever dares to do such labor work will be killed." The squadron leader said viciously, "Also, if anyone is disloyal to Commander Zhang, get out quickly, otherwise..."

The squadron leader didn't say anything further. Everyone knew the meaning behind the ellipsis.

"Don't worry, squadron leader, we are not like that." All the team members expressed their opinions, "If it really happened, we would chop him alive!"

"M... De, if such a person appears in my team, I will send him to feed the zombies!" A team leader stared at the members of his team with a dark face.

"No, no, boss, don't look at us like that," several team members nodded to the team leader.

The expressions of the team members present were serious, and it seemed that their attitudes were correct and serious.

Sure enough, Zhang Tieniu didn't mind how they laughed. When he saw everyone hiding upstairs, he thought about not hurting them, so he turned around with a roar and started to circle around the area with the zombies.

The team led by Jiang Bihan was really much more cautious, and they implemented conventional harassment tactics.

When the enemy advances, we retreat, and when the enemy retreats, we disturb them. The two parties come and go, and they are very busy.

The zombies in the sea of ​​zombies had just become active, and as soon as they were about to attack them, they ran away without a trace.

The zombies gathered up the team and walked back. "Whoosh, whoosh..." Several rockets flew over again, but the zombies chased them with all their strength. They didn't even catch a hair, so they had to walk back honestly.

After going back and forth, the zombies in the zombie sea had no achievements and were annoying to death. There was nothing they could do. As expected, Jiang Bihan and the others found a way to tightly restrain them.


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