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【Smoking cessation (during pregnancy with second child)】

As the new company started to develop, Yu Shaoting became busier and busier at work and smoked more and more fiercely.

During her pregnancy, Mrs. Yu formulated a smoking cessation plan for him and purchased a large amount of different brands of smoking cessation candies.

However, after less than three days, Mr. Yu started smoking again.

Finally one day, Mrs. Yu got angry and said, "You just don't have perseverance. Company Commander Cheng will quit smoking when he says he should, but you are the only one who keeps smoking."

Mr. Yu keenly caught the unfamiliar vocabulary in this sentence: "Who is Company Commander Cheng?"

"...Company Commander Cheng is Company Commander Cheng, from the Guard Company."

Mrs. Yu thought that she had given up smoking and only her own man still had the old habit. She couldn't help but complain again: "They can do it, but why can't you? If only you had the perseverance like Company Commander Cheng."

"Who is your husband? Do you have elbows turned out like you do?"

Mr. Yu had a rare moment of toughness after his marriage. He closed his notebook with a snap, leaving the woman opposite him stunned.

He stood up loudly and said with a cold face: "I will go to the company to work overtime tonight."

When he arrived at the company, Mr. Yu regretted eating fast food with Secretary Jing and wanted to go home, but he couldn't help but feel ashamed.

At around nine o'clock in the evening, the door of the office was lightly knocked twice. He went to open the door and saw Mrs. Yu standing outside the door. Mrs. Yu smoothed her hair, looked at him with her beautiful eyes, and spoke in a gentle tone.

: "I'm here to tell you that Captain Cheng smoked again just now."

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[Prenatal education is very important (during pregnancy with the second child)]

When Bai Xiao was twenty-nine weeks pregnant, she suddenly wanted to give her child prenatal education.

As a hero of the Yu family, Mrs. Yu agreed with her daughter-in-law's idea with both hands, and even went to buy a piano.

So, the following scene appeared——

Mrs. Yu sat on the sofa where the sun was shining, flipping through the novel on her lap, twirling a strawberry with her fingers, and saying: "Turkish March."

In less than a minute, she sat up and turned around: "How about changing to Hungarian dance music?"

Man sitting in front of the piano: "..."

"Forget it, let's play the Symphony of Destiny again." Mrs. Yu leaned back on the sofa with a comfortable posture.

Her mood has been low these days, and only by listening to these exciting piano music can she feel a little energetic.

Mr. Yu didn't respond, but asked her: "Do prenatal education people listen to this? You are not afraid of scaring the child in your belly."

"No, he has always been very quiet."

After saying that, Mrs. Yu lowered her head, touched her round belly, and said softly: "Baby, do you like Symphony of Destiny?"

Mr. Yu: "..."

"It defaults."

Mrs. Yu covered her small mouth with a novel and her eyes were crooked: "I think it must be a young musician in the future. I have a hunch."

She turned around again: "Why aren't you playing yet?"

Mr. Yu: "..."

after an hour.

Mrs. Yu began to give random instructions again: "I think it shouldn't be played like this. With your level, how can you do it in the future?"

ps: Mr. Yu is indeed a half-hearted piano player.

"Then why don't you play?" Mr. Yu directly chose to give up his seat.

Mrs. Yu put on her slippers, walked over with her big belly, sat down on the stool, flipped through the music score professionally, and just put her fingers on the black and white keys, and then——

Mrs. Yu's cry of pain came from the house: "Honey, my foot is cramped!"

Mr. Yu: "..."

Many years later, when he saw his second son coming home with a bruised nose and a swollen face, Mr. Yu often wondered whether he was frightened by those radical piano music back then.

Otherwise, how could he give birth to such a timid and fearful child?

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【About mate selection criteria】

Yu Shaoting studied in a foreign university, not because of his good grades, but simply because Yu Zhanming, who was the commander of a certain district at the time, didn't want to see him and drove him away.

During the summer vacation of his junior year, Yu Shaoting came back from the United States and got together with his friends again.

According to Baidu Encyclopedia, the definition of a dandy is a child of a rich and powerful family who spends all his time eating, drinking and having fun without doing any serious work.

Yu Shaoting has been classified as a 'dandy' since he was thirteen years old.

To be a dandy, you must first have a strong family background. When it comes to Yu Shaoting, people in the circle will say: "Oh, he is Commander Yu's youngest son, right?"

Secondly, he also needs to have a financial foundation that is sufficient for his squandering. Fortunately, Yu Shaoting has a grandfather who is engaged in shipping trade.

Being domineering is an indispensable condition for becoming a dandy.

When Yu Shaoting was fifteen years old, he singled out six senior students at the gate of Linzhong School, broke five of the elder's ribs, and ended up in the hospital sideways.

Last but not least, dandies usually spend their days idle and doing nothing. In ancient times, they just carried bird cages and swaggered through the streets humming operas.

As soon as he returned to Fengcheng, his hometown, Yu Shaoting plunged into a private club with complete entertainment facilities and never came out.

When they were young, they learned that the third brother had returned to China and there was no need to meet, so they all chased him to the club and reunited.

Yu Shaoting is the eldest among several people. They lived in the same hospital when they were young. Later, they separated, but the friendship remained. In the words of Chief of Staff Yu, it was because they had similar odors. One of them could be considered bad, but all five of them were bad.

Embryo, that is definitely not an accident.

During the years when Yu Shaoting went abroad, the other four people were nicknamed the Fengcheng Four Little Dominators.

Xin Bochang lamented regretfully: "If the third brother had not left, we would have gone to F5 and walked to the door of my cousin's film and television company. What would be the point of F4?"

So during this summer vacation, the five of them often put on sunglasses, smoked cigarettes, and drove luxury cars to the suburbs for racing.

One day, after the car ride, the five of them were enjoying the cool air on the top of a mountain, which triggered the following conversation.

Xin Bai: "Third brother, how do foreign girls taste?"

Chats between men are always a bit erotic.

Yu Shaoting blew out a smoke ring, leaned against the car door, glanced at him faintly, and sneered at such a vulgar question.

"Xin Tou, do you think everyone is like you and accepts everyone who comes? Our third brother, that's called keeping oneself clean." Lu Jinsheng gave a look of contempt.

Xu Chengyang rarely gossips: "Third brother, can you tell the brothers about your criteria for choosing a mate?"

"That goes without saying," Xin Bai came over and said, "She must be beautiful. Not to mention Miss World, she must be at the level of Miss Asia."

Yu Shaoting played the banquet, took another puff of cigarette, and said, "You still have to be obedient."

Others all turned their attention to him. Perhaps they did not expect that the usually taciturn third brother would be interested in this issue.

"Men build their careers outside, while women have to stay at home and take good care of them. We don't ask her to be polite. At the very least, if I say one thing, she won't dare to say otherwise. Otherwise, what will I do if I marry her?"

This statement once became the standard for the other four people to choose their spouses, and the results can be imagined.

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[Date of delivery (third child)]

Bai Xiao: "Yu Shaoting, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. I trust you so much. Is this worthy of me and my children?"

The little meat dumpling Yu Jingcheng ran over and lay down beside the pusher, crying sadly: "Mom, mom..."

Yu Shaoting lifted the child away and gently comforted the woman who was still sleeping: "Stop talking, I'm going to the delivery room soon, save some strength."

"You planned all this, how could you be so despicable? Yu Shaoting, I misjudged you!"

Yu Shaoting: "What are you talking about? The doctors and nurses are watching, and they are not afraid of others laughing at you. Be good, come on, take a deep breath first."

Bai Xiao took a deep breath and complained: "You want to change the topic with sweet words again? I hate you so much, I hate you so much~~"

"Mom, mom!" Yu Jingcheng wanted to pounce on him again, fearing that the world would not be in chaos.

Yu Shaoting pulled his collar back and smoothed away Bai Xiao's bangs that were sticky with sweat: "After this baby is born, there will be no more babies in the future. Being angry is not good for the baby. Don't be afraid. We haven't given birth twice.

Are you ready? It doesn’t hurt, be good~~”

He raised his head, frowned, and said impatiently to the nurse: "Why don't you push it in? Didn't you see her screaming in pain?"

Nurse:"……"



Outside the delivery room.

Yu Shaoting looked at the closed door of the delivery room, breathed a sigh of relief, pulled off his tie, seemed to think of something, turned around, and saw that Yu Jingcheng had already hid behind the vending machine.

"Come here." Yu Shaoting waved to his son.

Yu Jingcheng pursed his lips and shook his head desperately.

"You want me to come over, right?"

As soon as Yu Shaoting raised his foot, Yu Jingcheng ran away and disappeared immediately. He laughed and cursed: "You little bastard!"



In the delivery room.

The nurse wearing a mask exclaimed: "Oops, Doctor Yuan, it seems the anesthesia may have failed."

Bai Xiao: "Yu Shaoting, you bastard, it hurts to death!"

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【Road to postgraduate entrance examination】

After giving birth to Xianxian, Mrs. Yu began her long road to the postgraduate entrance exams. There were numerous obstacles along the way, but she remained undeterred and never gave up.

On this day, Mrs. Yu had her long hair tied up, a dumpling on her head, and her pair of black-rimmed glasses. She was hunched over her desk at her desk, focusing on the postgraduate entrance examination materials.

Morning.

The study door was knocked open. Yu Jingxi held the homework book and smiled shyly: "I have a question that I don't know. Xiaobai, can you teach me?"

Okay, what Mrs. Yu likes to see most is the studious side of her eldest son.

Fifteen minutes later.

"understand?"

"Well, I felt like there was sand in my eyes just now and I didn't understand it. How about you tell me again?"

Half an hour later.

"Here, here." Yu Jingxi pointed to a certain place: "Our teacher hasn't taught this yet. If I write it down, the teacher will say that I paid my senior classmates to do it."

Mrs. Yu: "..."



afternoon.

Yu Jingcheng rode his twisty bike back and forth in the corridor over and over again, singing: "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Boiling Goat, Soft Red Wolf, Gray Wolf, don't look at me, I'm just a sheep, the grass is green."

It smells better for me..."

Mrs. Yu clenched the end of her pen, closed her eyes, and said in her heart: "I can bear it."



night.

The couple share a study room.

after an hour.

Mrs. Yu covered her ears, turned her head, and looked angrily at the man sitting behind the desk watching a movie: "Can you plug in the headphones?"

"The headphones are broken." Mr. Yu said calmly.

Mrs. Yu nodded, ran to find a pair of headphones, and threw them to him, but the model did not match.

"Then you change a movie." Mrs. Yu discussed with him.

Mr. Yu glanced at her, put his long legs on the table, and continued to watch his own European and American love action movies.

Mrs. Yu's face turned red when she heard this, and she held back a sentence for a long time: "It's obscene."

"It's obscene just to look at it? How about doing it?"

"...You are shameless." Mrs. Yu was made angry by his indifferent virtue.

"If I want face, where will the next two children come from?"

Mrs. Yu: "..."

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【Teacher’s Wife Reveals the Truth】

The day Mrs. Yu became a graduate student.

In the evening, the supervisor and his senior fellow students booked a private room in a restaurant in the school and invited several new graduate students to have a meal together.

As one of them, Mrs. Yu dressed up a little and went happily.

At exactly eight o'clock, Mrs. Yu received a text message. At eight-twenty, Mrs. Yu's cell phone vibrated, and she had to get up and say goodbye in advance.

When we left the restaurant, we immediately saw the Range Rover parked there.

A senior brother came out to use the toilet drunk, and saw Bai Xiao walking down the steps. He was about to say hello, but what did he see when he looked up?!

——Professor Yu who became popular in F University two years ago!!!

At this moment, the professor was standing by the car, opening the car door with one hand. Then, he saw Bai Xiao walking over, and the two of them kissed on the cheek.

OMG…

How can we play happily together in the future?!

The senior brother suddenly lost the urge to pee and returned to the box in fear. With a look of disbelief on his face, he said to the others: "Bai Xiao's husband is Professor Yu."

Because before leaving, Bai Xiao said - 'My husband's car has arrived'.

There was a sound of a wine glass falling on the dinner plate, and there was a moment of silence in the entire private room, and then it started to boil.

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[Two careless wealthy brothers]

One day, two wealthy brothers saw an article in the newspaper - 'The cutest baby contest, millions of dollars in prizes are waiting for you'.

The two brothers whispered to each other for a while, and then they decided to focus on the baby Xianxian who was learning to walk in the yard.

"One million!" Yu Jingxi exclaimed in a long voice.

Child Yu Jingcheng seemed to understand, but he still echoed: "Yes, brother, one million!"

That night, Yu Jingxi held up her iPad, browsed the official website of the event, then registered an account, and finally signed up before the deadline.

The next day.

Aunt Li had just finished peeing for Xianxian, and the wealthy brother had already come over: "Aunt Li, I'll help my sister change her diaper. You go and do it."

"Okay, be careful." Aunt Li finished explaining and went to the kitchen.

As soon as the kitchen door closed, Yu Jingxi immediately whistled upstairs, and Yu Jingcheng's figure appeared on the walking platform, carrying a big schoolbag.

"Are the diapers, milk powder, and bottles ready?"

"It's all here."

So, the two brothers hugged their heavy sister and embarked on the road of no return in the baby reality show.



Under the spotlight, the host made an impassioned opening statement. The event was held on the first floor of a shopping mall, and many spectators gathered around it.

The wealthy brother struggled to hold his sister, turned to the wealthy brother and said, "Go and ask for a glass of water to make some milk powder for Xianxian."

When Xianxian was holding the bottle and drinking milk, Brother Tuhao was beside him and gave guidance: "Xianxian, you must listen to brother later, you know?"

"Xixi..." Xianxian shouted incoherently.

The wealthy brother touched his sister's head and handed the bottle to the wealthy brother, who was already reporting their names.

"Next is our baby No. 41, Yu Xianxian, a girl. Let's welcome her with applause."

The two brothers, looking at so many people around them, could not help but get stage fright. They hugged their sister and followed suit on stage.

The host looked behind, where are the child's parents?

"Well, our parents are temporarily busy, so let us participate in the competition first." Yu Jingxi said, handing Xianxian to the host: "Can you hold me for a while?"

As soon as the host reached out to take the child, the microphone in his hand was already snatched away.

Yu Jingxi cleared her throat, then turned on the microphone and said the words she had thought of: "Hello everyone, I am Yu Xianxian's eldest brother, and this is her second brother. I am very happy to participate in this competition today. We have met many people here.

Cute baby, I also hope Xianxian will perform well."

Next is the baby's improvisational performance.

Xianxian was not a naive baby, but when he found so many people staring at him, he immediately became stupid and sat there, forgetting to push his legs.

Seeing that the host was about to drive them off the stage, Yu Jingxi hurriedly said into the microphone: "I am very happy to be here today. Xianxian is a shy little girl, quiet and well-behaved, like my grandfather. Yu Zhan, Chief of Staff Mingyu, likes to hold her in his arms in the evening.

Take a walk, there is no commander in the entire military compound who doesn’t like Xianxian. Also, even if he is not in good health, he still insists on sitting in front of the TV and watching the live broadcast of the old general Xu Hongyang. Thank you for supporting your great-granddaughter in this competition. We will work hard.

of."

With that said, the rich guy gave the microphone to the rich guy, and the soft and waxy voice of the rich guy came from the mall speakers: "Thank you everyone for supporting Xianxian."



At the same time, when Bai Xiao saw the third baby appearing on his classmate's laptop, he almost spit out a mouthful of water, choked his trachea, and kept coughing.

As for the Yu family in the courtyard, they have already become a mess after losing their three children.

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[Old Mrs. Yu who is still young]

Regarding the follow-up to the cutest baby contest.

Old Mrs. Yu: "Aunt Zhang, please help me see whether it is better to wear this hairband or this clip?"

Aunt Zhang: "Everything is fine."

Aunt Zhang glanced at the door and whispered: "Today, I heard someone say that there was a report saying that Master Jingxi was born to the Third Young Mistress."

"If it wasn't born by the mistress, why should it be picked up?" The old lady curled her lips.

Aunt Zhang: "No, I mean Bai..."

Before she finished speaking, her mouth was already covered. Mrs. Yu looked around and said in a low voice: "What nonsense are you talking about."



Mrs. Yu was blocked by reporters at the cutest baby finals.

"What do you think of the recent rumors circulating on the Internet?" The reporter raised the microphone.

Old Mrs. Yu straightened her spine, faced the camera, and turned her face at a 45-degree angle. After making sure that her hair was not messed up, she spoke in a pinched voice: "Xianxian won the third place in the baby competition. As a ***, I feel very good for her."

I am very happy and thank you media friends for your attention. We will continue to work hard."

The reporter stretched out the microphone and asked, "As for your first grandson, is it really your third daughter-in-law?"

Old Mrs. Yu smiled: "Xiaoxiao is a good child. She has always been filial to me and Shaoting's father. Not only is she beautiful, but she is also hardworking and has no temper at all. Girls like this are really rare nowadays. Haha, can you

Marrying her is our Yu family's blessing."

"Does Chief of Staff Yu know that the first grandson is the product of his son's extramarital affair?"

Mrs. Yu's smile did not fade, and she looked at the camera: "Old Yu also likes Xiaoxiao very much, especially the dishes made by Xiaoxiao, which are particularly suitable for Lao Yu's appetite, but Xiaoxiao likes to eat what I cook for her the most.

Winter melon and clam soup, this kid is not picky about food.”

reporter:"……"

Old Mrs. Yu asked again: "By the way, is this going to be on a local TV station or a provincial one? If it's a provincial one, remember to mosaic my face."

Reporters went on a rampage.

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[A wealthy father and son: a small fight]

My rich boy is five years old and goes to kindergarten. Every time he comes home, he is all dirty. The reason is that he is always being pushed and bullied by the kids in his class.

Mr. Yu was angry that he would not fight. Even if he was not like himself, he would not be so weak like his brother.

One day, someone cut a hole in the newly bought pants of the rich man.

Mr. Yu finally couldn't bear it anymore: "They bully you, won't you fight back?"

"But I can't beat them."

"Have you tried it?"

Tuhao brother: "No, but I compare it in my heart."

"..."

The next day, Mr. Yu personally went to the kindergarten to pick up his children. As soon as he got off the car, he saw several children surrounding the rich boy and throwing mud at him.

A parent saw him and apologized: "It's true that children are naughty and have little troubles. Don't take it seriously."

Mr. Yu nodded, looked calm, and called his rich brother to go home.

On the third day, Mr. Yu arrived at the kindergarten gate early. Sitting in his car, he saw several chubby children passing by and stopped them.

The wealthy boy came out carrying his schoolbag, but as expected, he was stopped at the school gate again.

Then, the parents who were standing nearby and chatting suddenly saw several first-grade children, ran over and beat their sons.

The wealthy boy is holding his schoolbag and standing there blankly. What should he do if no one hits him?

Not long after, he saw his father getting out of the car and walking over.

Mr. Yu glanced at the children who were being beaten, and then smiled at the scolding parents: "There are always small fights, don't take it seriously."

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【wedding anniversary】

The rich couple has been married for many years, but they are still as sweet as ever, as gluey as ever, and they can wash the dishes without losing focus.

Two people stood in front of the sink, one was washing the dishes and the other was drying them. You looked at me and I looked at you. At the end, they simply dropped the dishes and started kissing.

They kissed for a long time before breaking up.

Mrs. Yu said: "Guess, what day is today?"

"What day?" Mr. Yu asked.

"Our five-year wedding anniversary."

Mr. Yu said "Oh", and Mrs. Yu circled his neck and kissed him again: "I have a gift for you."

So, the two of them moved to the bedroom.

Mr. Yu looked at the exquisitely packaged box placed on the bed, wondering in his eyes: "What is it?"

"Go and dismantle it yourself." Mrs. Yu pretended to be mysterious.

When Mr. Yu opened it with great expectation, he found that it was a hard drive.

"I know you like to watch European and American movies. I went against the trend and committed the crime. I don't know how many connections I relied on to get these seven or forty-nine movies."

Mr. Yu: "..."

Mrs. Yu added: "By the way, there is another good news to share with you."

"What?"

"I have been admitted to the doctoral program. Husband, do you want to congratulate me?"

Mr. Yu: "..."

————————————The author has something to say——————————————————

There is no banquet in the world that never ends, no matter how reluctant I am to give it up, I have to put an ellipsis on Yu Bai, why not a full stop, because I feel that their stories have been going on, just like you and me in life, they also

Living a life of daily necessities, at least in my mind, is like this. I will update the extra chapter about Yu Er from tomorrow. I originally planned to open a new pit, but the situation does not allow it, and there are also restrictions on net activities. Yu Er’s

Identity is sensitive, maybe it will be adjusted in the extra chapter, everyone can automatically fill in the identity of the leader in the main text. Regarding Yu Bai’s family of five, if you like it, I will write more short clips in the form of a small theater in the future╭(╯

3/

People, but your support and companionship over the past few months have made me feel attached to this strange place. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have so much reluctance now. This is for now, otherwise I will regret marrying someone else.

Cover your face and stop talking.


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