Chapter 107 [Silly column is full of shit, the whole hospital will be strictly investigated]
"Which bastard grandson is he!"
Silly Zhu's voice came from the toilet.
When people from the compound rushed over to take a look, everyone was shocked.
Silly Zhu’s face is covered with shit!
Even my eyes were blurred.
On the body, on the head...not to mention.
The smell is so irritating to the eyes!
"Silly Zhu...what's going on with you?"
Yi Zhonghai was completely stunned.
Could it be that Silly Zhu fell into the pit?
"Master, please help me, I can't see you."
After Silly Zhu heard Yi Zhonghai's voice, he started looking for someone with his dirty hands.
At this time, whoever dared to be caught by Silly Zhu chose to retreat one after another.
"Zhuzi, just stand there and don't move!"
"I'll go get some water."
After a while, Yi Zhonghai came over carrying two buckets of water.
Pour water on the silly column's head one spoon at a time.
After the two buckets of water went down, although there was no poop on Shazhu's body, the stench was still overwhelming.
After finishing his work, Yi Zhonghai asked: "Silly Zhu, can you tell me what's going on?"
"Master, this matter must be investigated strictly!"
"I just went to the toilet, and as soon as I squatted down, a firecracker was thrown over the wall."
"You have heard what you should hear, and you have seen what you should see."
"If this matter is not resolved, we will not have a good time this year."
"Master, please think about what to do about this matter first. I'll go back and change my clothes."
Although Si Zhu was washed clean on the surface, there was actually more feces and urine inside the cotton pants.
As soon as he took off his pants in the toilet, a firecracker exploded all over his buttocks, killing him.
In order to save face, he could only pull up his pants and run out with a bunch of shit.
Silly Zhu took one step at a time, and everyone in the compound frowned as he watched!
"Convene a hospital-wide meeting!"
Yi Zhonghai used the full strength of the great master of his compound.
This time it's not just a case of favoring Silly Zhu, but this situation is really too dangerous.
He went to the toilet just now.
All the feces in the entire latrine is stuck to the wall, and the entire toilet is now inaccessible.
"Master, how can we have a meeting here?"
"That's right! If Silly Zhu messes around like this, the whole compound will be covered with shit and footprints."
Yi Zhonghai looked at the ground and frowned: "Go to the backyard!"
Now the only thing in the backyard that hasn't been covered in shit by Silly Pillar is.
…
backyard.
Xu Damao now feels unusually relieved.
Isn’t Silly Pillar capable?
How about it?
It’s not like he made a mess of his face!
When he was throwing firecrackers into the toilet just now, he threw a big one in from the other side.
Unexpectedly, it was unbiased and hit the target.
Seeing people from the compound coming to the backyard one after another, Xu Damao also knew that it must be because of what happened to Silly Zhu just now.
But he was not afraid at all!
Because no one knows that he did this, even if he is really investigated, there will be a good reason for him in front of him.
The movement in the backyard also attracted the attention of Liu Jiacheng and Lou Xiao'e.
Lou Xiao'e opened the door, and a stench rushed in instantly.
"It stinks!"
Lou Xiao'e was so frightened that she quickly closed the door again.
Even so, the whole room was still filled with a foul smell.
Liu Jiacheng first put the wrapped dumplings into the kitchen, and then covered the dumplings with a clean white cloth to prevent him and Lou Xiaoe's hard work from being suffocated by the stench.
After doing all this, he decided to go out and see what the beasts in the compound were up to.
Liu Jiacheng opened the door and couldn't help but frown.
It stinks so bad!
He even wondered if some bastard had eaten shit.
"Liu Jiacheng, you came just in time."
"We are going to hold a general meeting of the hospital now."
After a while, almost everyone in the courtyard had arrived.
In the past, the three uncles presided over the whole hospital meeting, but now only Yi Zhonghai sat at the square table.
This made Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui feel very uncomfortable, and at the same time they secretly determined to get back to that position again.
When Silly Zhu came to the backyard, the stench of the compound instantly rose to another level.
"Silly Zhu, what are you doing here because you smell so bad?"
"You don't need to attend this meeting. Quickly clean the toilets, front yard and middle yard."
"See if you mess up the whole compound and let us eat later."
"Brother, please leave quickly!"
Everyone in the courtyard was talking a lot, and they all hid far away when Silly Zhu came.
Even He Yuyu pinched his nose with a look of disgust on his face and wanted Silly Zhu to leave quickly.
The smell made her not want to eat the food cooked by Si Zhu anymore.
Silly Zhu was unhappy: "I am the victim of this incident. Why don't you let me participate in this hospital meeting?"
Silly Zhu still wanted to find out the bastard who threw firecrackers into the latrine at the conference, and then go up and punch him twice.
"Zhuzi, go and clean the courtyard and toilets first."
"I am responsible for the matter here, and I will give you justice!"
Yi Zhonghai also couldn't stand the smell of Sha Zhu's body. He almost choked when he was flushing water on Sha Zhu's body just now.
If Silly Zhu is here, everyone in the hospital will not be at peace.
"OK!"
"Then I'll go clean up first."
"Master, you have to tell me who that bastard is later."
Liu Jiacheng, who was standing at the door, finally understood something.
Now the compound is stinking to the sky, and this matter has something to do with the stupid Zhu.
The stickie hiding in the corner has begun to tremble!
He threw a small firecracker into the toilet, which almost blew up the toilet. He even called a hospital meeting because of this incident.
Qin Huairu, who was standing by, saw Banggeng's pale face and panicked look and understood everything.
Who else could be responsible for this matter other than a stick figure?
Qin Huairu patted Banggeng on the shoulder, and then pulled him behind him.
Yi Zhonghai, who was sitting in front of the square table, cleared his throat and said: "There may still be many people who are not clear about the matter. Let me explain it here first."
"Just now, when Silly Zhu was going to the toilet, someone threw a firecracker into the toilet."
"As a result, Silly Zhu and our compound are now full of shit!"
"The whole hospital meeting today is to find out this person, and the second point is to emphasize the issue of safety."
"..."
Yi Zhonghai was sitting at the Sifang table and talking, and someone beside him started to laugh uncontrollably.
No wonder the whole compound stinks so much!
It turned out that Silly Zhu was covered in shit by someone using firecrackers.
"We must take this matter seriously and pay attention to it!"
"Fortunately, no one was hit by the explosion. If it were, it would be no small matter."
"Today he can throw firecrackers into the toilet, but tomorrow he may throw them through the window into someone's house."
"How dangerous this thing is!"
With bangs and a big belly, she stands out to show her presence.
During this time, he has been thinking about returning to the position of the second uncle, and he will definitely not miss an opportunity like this to show off.