Chapter 115 [Jia Dongxu stirs up a good meal with a piece of shit
“The dumplings delivered by the neighborhood office are really good.”
"Hmm...but it's better if we wrap it ourselves."
Lou Xiao'e looked cheerful.
After getting married, her life completely changed!
In the past, she would read books, listen to the gramophone, and wait for the dumplings to be delivered to her during the Chinese New Year.
Everything now is run by her and Liu Jiacheng!
Compared to before...she still prefers her current life.
"You wash the dishes, I'll post the couplets."
"No, I'll post couplets with you, and I'll come back later to wash the dishes."
Lou Xiaoe took the couplets, and Liu Jiacheng took the prepared paste and started working.
The two of them work together!
Liu Jiacheng brushed the glue on the door frame, and Lou Xiao'e was responsible for applying it.
"Don't stick it backwards."
"Are you kidding? My cultural level is higher than yours."
Although Liu Jiacheng traveled through time as a college student, his diploma in this era is really not as good as Lou Xiao'e's.
But in terms of knowledge and ability, Lou Xiao'e is far behind him!
It only took the two of them two minutes to put up all the couplets in the two rooms.
Looking at the strong and powerful font, there is also a small mark of the Public Security Bureau at the bottom of the couplet.
Liu Jiacheng nodded with satisfaction!
This couplet...is so cool!
At this moment, Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu walked out of the room carrying the deaf old lady.
Seeing the couplet on Liu Jiacheng's door frame, the deaf old lady's face was full of envy.
When comparing the couplets of the two families, hers was completely overshadowed!
"Old lady, let's leave quickly."
"Just wait and eat dumplings later. The Chinese New Year is all about the excitement."
"What do you call Chinese New Year when it's deserted?"
Although Si Zhu said these words to the deaf old lady, he actually wanted Liu Jiacheng to hear them on purpose.
What's the use of Liu Jiacheng having more money?
In the end, it’s not just two people spending the New Year in a room.
"What are you doing so early?"
"You might as well come and call me during dinner time."
If it had been before, the deaf old lady would have passed away happily.
Even the sooner the better!
But this year is different!
Now there are more members of the Jia family celebrating the New Year together.
The deaf old lady gets annoyed when she sees Jia’s mother and son!
If she had not considered her own life problems, there would be no way she would have helped Qin Huairu go to the steel rolling mill to get such a street sweeping job.
"Old lady, why are you talking so much even though you've already come out?"
"Watch your step!"
Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai helped the deaf old lady to the middle courtyard.
Liu Jiacheng also knew that Yi Zhonghai was inviting the deaf old lady to celebrate the New Year together.
The normal thing for the Chinese New Year in the compound every year is that Yi Zhonghai gathers the deaf old lady and Silly Zhu to celebrate the New Year together in the courtyard.
Xu Damao went back to his hometown to celebrate the New Year with his parents!
Like him... he just adds some food in the room.
…
"Jia Cheng, don't Si Zhu siblings celebrate the New Year with their parents?"
Lou Xiao'e didn't understand very much.
It is completely understandable that Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady spend the New Year together.
They are all childless!
But Si Zhu and He Yuyu have parents.
Instead of celebrating the New Year with his parents, they all crowded into Yi Zhonghai's house.
"Si Zhu's father must also be willing to celebrate the New Year with him."
A few years after he traveled through time, Shazhu did take He Yuyu to find He Daqing, but the old man never saw these two people.
Later, Shazhu never went there again!
"Tell me quickly what's going on?"
Lou Xiao'e's curiosity was instantly aroused.
She will continue to live here in the future, and of course she wants to know the situation of each household.
"Such a gossip!"
"I'll tell you when I get back to the house."
Liu Jiacheng put his arm around Lou Xiao'e's shoulders and returned to the room.
…
The other side.
Yi Zhonghai’s house in Zhongyuan was extremely lively.
Yi Zhonghai looked at Shazhu, Qin Huairu, Banggan and Xiaodang.
I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, how wonderful it would be if these were his descendants.
It's a pity...I can only think about these!
But being able to gather all these people around him made Yi Zhonghai very happy.
When he is as old as a deaf old lady, he will be satisfied if these people can still make dumplings around him.
"Master, don't be stunned."
"Hurry up and take out the meat you bought. Let's make dumplings quickly."
Jia Dongxu, who was sitting in an old wheelchair, couldn't wait any longer.
He came here just to have a meal of dumplings, not to see Yi Zhonghai in a daze.
If it weren't for the dumplings, Jia Dongxu wouldn't call Yi Zhonghai "Grandpa".
"Do not worry!"
"Everyone can eat whatever you want today."
Yi Zhonghai took out the pork he bought in advance.
"Master, you just got so much pork, who can feed it?"
Jia Dongxu's face suddenly turned ugly.
He thought Yi Zhonghai had prepared so many things for inviting so many people over.
That's it?
It's not enough for him to eat alone.
We agreed to celebrate the New Year together, and this old guy just dealt with it.
But looking at the pork in Yi Zhonghai's hand, Jia Dongxu couldn't help but lick his lips.
Since becoming disabled, he has only tasted meat twice.
One time it was Liu Jiacheng's salted fish, and the other time it was the leftovers that Shazhu brought back that had some minced meat in them.
"You can go back if you don't want to eat."
"No one is stopping you!"
The deaf old lady was already dissatisfied with the Jia family, and she became even more angry when she heard Jia Dongxu say such things.
The whole family came here with their heads on their shoulders, not taking anything in their hands but still picking and choosing.
Although Jia Dongxu felt unhappy, he did not dare to attack the deaf old lady.
The most important thing...if he goes back, he won't be able to eat a single dumpling.
"We can't just eat meat, right?"
"Let's take out two ounces of this half pound of pork to stir-fry, and use the rest to make dumplings."
“Let’s all spend this New Year together in a lively way!”
When Jia Dongxu heard that Yi Zhonghai said that one and a half pounds of meat had to be divided into two portions, his face became even more ugly.
But he didn’t dare to talk nonsense at this time!
The deaf old lady, a household with five guarantees, is not easy to mess with. There is nothing that this old immortal dare not take care of.
"Huai Ru, you and Yu Yu are responsible for making dumplings, and Sha Zhu is responsible for frying two more vegetables."
Yi Zhonghai handed one and a half pounds of pork to Qin Huairu and assigned the tasks.
As for him, he was chatting with the deaf old lady and Jia Zhang.
Seeing Shazhu and Qin Huairu starting to get busy, Yi Zhonghai's face was filled with joy.
This is what home looks like!
He is good to Silhu and Qin Huairu, just so that these people can surround him like they are now.
Yi Zhonghai looked happy, but the aunt next to him felt very unhappy.
She understands what Yi Zhonghai is thinking, but what she hopes even more is to have her own children by her side to take care of their lives.
Especially seeing Bangge and Xiaodang!
If she could have had children, she might have grandchildren by now.
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It's approaching noon.
The aroma of the food came out from the pot.
"Uncle Silly, are you okay?"
Banggan and Xiaodang were so greedy that they were almost drooling.
They have rarely eaten fried rice with pork belly.
"How is it? Does it smell good?"
"With your cooking skills like this, Silly Zhu, you will definitely not be able to find anyone else in the entire steel rolling mill."
“My Tan family cuisine can only be described in two words: authentic!”
Silly Zhu was bragging and cooking at the side.
Especially when he saw Banggan and Xiaodang swallowing saliva next to him, he felt even more proud.
"Silly Zhu, please stop bragging!"
"Hurry up and finish cooking and start cooking."
Jia Dongxu, who was sitting in a wheelchair, also kept pushing hard into the pot.
Although Yi Zhonghai was dissatisfied and bought one and a half kilograms of pork, the temptation of the meaty smell was still hard for him to resist.
He is now ready to grab food!
"It's about to go, I want the last one."
Silly Zhu took the wok off the fire and put the food in the pot onto a plate.
At this moment, a more fragrant smell came from outside.
"What is this?"
"Why does it smell so good?"
"Liu Jiacheng must be making something delicious again."
Looking at the whole compound, Liu Jiacheng is the only one who can make such delicious food.
It can be said... that such a fragrance can be heard from Liu Jiacheng's room in the backyard every few days.
"Silly Zhu, why is it that what you cook doesn't have the flavor of Liu Jiacheng's meat?"
The deaf old lady smelled what Silly Zhu made, and then pointed her nose out of the window and sniffed hard.
Although Liu Jiacheng is so far away, the smell is much better than the food cooked by Sha Zhu.
"Silly Zhu, didn't you say you are authentic Tan's cuisine?"
"Why can't the rice made by Liu Jiacheng be as good as a fitter?"
After Jia Dongxu smelled the aroma coming from outside, he immediately felt that the food in the house didn't smell good anymore.
After finally eating a meal of meat, Liu Jiacheng is still trying to outdo me.
How depressed Jia Dongxu felt!
He now wants to taste the food cooked by Liu Jiacheng.
"What's the use of light incense?"
“The most important thing is that it tastes delicious.”
Silly Zhu also knew in his heart that the food cooked by Liu Jiacheng was delicious.
Last time, because of his mischief, the canteen director went to Liu Jiacheng to cook a meal for Director Yang.
Afterwards, the factory leader said that the food cooked by Liu Jiacheng was more delicious than his!
Even so... Silly Zhu will definitely not admit this matter.
"Silly Zhu, please stop trying to fool me here."
"When cooking, we pay attention to the color, flavor, and taste. The aroma can't be compared, so how do you expect it to be delicious?"
Jia Dongxu replied impatiently.
"This is the authentic Tan family cuisine."
"You can leave if you don't want to eat!"
What Si Zhu can't stand the most is when others say the food he cooks is not delicious.
In fact, he was also wondering how Liu Jiacheng, a fitter, could suddenly cook so deliciously. He was even more experienced than him, who learned to cook from the basics.
"okay!"
"Both of you, please stop talking. The dumplings have been laid. Let's start eating."
Yi Zhonghai stepped forward to be the peacemaker again.
After finally celebrating the New Year, what Yi Zhonghai wants most is to enjoy the feeling of Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu taking care of him in advance.
He didn't want to end this good day on bad terms just because of a quarrel.
Although Jia Dongxu was angry, he didn't say any more.
He was really afraid that he wouldn't be able to finish the meal today!
A room full of people had to sit down at two square tables pushed together.
The most positive one belongs to the Jia family!
"Cai Lao!"
Shazhu brought the fried food over, and Qin Huairu also started to fish out the dumplings in the pot.
At this moment... everyone suddenly smelled a strange smell.
"What is it? Why does it smell so bad?"
"Silly Zhu, did you deliberately cook unpalatable food to tease us?"
Jia Dongxu immediately pointed the finger at Si Zhu.
Everyone else in this room is sitting here, only Shazhu and Qin Huairu are busy.
"It stinks!"
"But it's definitely not my food that's wrong."
Shazhu is still very confident about this.
He has been cooking for so many years, and he only made mistakes in the past two years, but it had nothing to do with the smell.
The stench is getting stronger and stronger, and it has affected everyone's eating.
Everyone was stretching their noses to find the source of the smell.
Finally... it was locked on Jia Dongxu!
At this time, Jia Dongxu also felt something was wrong, there was a different temperature under his buttocks.
Wet and sticky!
"Pillar, lift it up."
Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu gently lifted Jia Dongxu's arm, and the stench hit their nostrils.
Jia Dongxu pooped his pants!
It didn't matter if he didn't lift it up. After he was lifted up, the feces and urine dripped down the broken leg of the trouser leg.
After everyone saw it, their stomachs were churning, and they were not in the mood to eat.
"Dongxu, why didn't you say anything?"
When Qin Huairu saw feces and urine all over the floor, she couldn't help but start complaining about Jia Dongxu.
This is not a kid like Bangge, how can he poop his pants?
Even if she pooped, there was no need to hide it like this. Just quietly tell her to take her back and change into a pair of pants.
How embarrassing it is to be held up like this now!
"I have no idea!"
"I don't feel it at all."
Jia Dongxu really didn't know, he just had an idea in his mind.
Grab a meal!
He still doesn't know when he pooped.
"Okay, stop talking."
"Let's carry Jia Dongxu back first, and you can clean up this place!"
Yi Zhonghai was extremely depressed because this wonderful meal was completely ruined by Jia Dongxu's poop.
"Huai Ru, come here and change his pants!"
It would be great if Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu could carry Jia Dongxu back.
As for dealing with feces and urine, they definitely won't do it!
"Silly Zhu, send me some dumplings and meat to the backyard later."
"Old lady, I'm going back first!"
The deaf old lady saw the feces and urine all over the floor under the square table, and even if she cleaned it up, she had no appetite to stay here to eat.
He Yuyu pinched his nose and said, "Brother, bring some to the house for me too."
After saying that, He Yuyu also ran away smartly. If he stayed for a while longer, she would probably vomit it out!
Most importantly...she doesn't want to stay here and clean up this place.
Logically speaking, Mrs. Jia Zhang must have come to clean up the feces and urine in this place for her son, but this old godly woman did not have a good habit of cleaning.
"His uncle, Dongxu must be feeling uncomfortable. I'll go back and take a look."
Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't want to clean up the place, let alone miss a meal of dumplings and stir-fried vegetables.
Finally... I served three plates of dumplings and one plate of stir-fried vegetables on a wooden board before returning to Jia's house.
"Master, don't look at me!"
"I'm going to deliver dumplings to the deaf old lady."
Silly Zhu doesn't want to stay and clean up the shit in this place.
In the end, this dirty job still fell on the big mom.