082 The Friendship of Cooperative Humans and Monsters!
Cat monsters are cruel by nature, and killing and eating people is purely a survival instinct. But as cats, they naturally have cat nature in their bones, which is to be suspicious, curious, and cautious.
Poison King Pep'er was also attracted by the delicacies in front of Ying Tianyi. However, it did not rush forward to check whether the food was poisonous. Instead, it stretched out its sharp claws and pointed at Chang Sanlang beside Ying Tianyi.
and Aisha, said in a hoarse voice: "Let the two of them step back, and you, dangerous human being, step back too!"
The dangerous human being naturally refers to Ying Tianyi himself.
Although Ying Tianyi couldn't understand why Poisonous Elvis said he was dangerous, he obediently pulled Chang Saburo and Aisha back a few steps.
"Move back!" Poisonous Cat King seemed to be overly cautious. He compared the distance and continued to ask Ying Tianyi and the others to move back.
Ying Tianyi had no choice but to pull the two strongest combatants around him and retreat to the back of the team.
After confirming that Ying Tianyi and the others could not hurt him even if they suddenly burst out, Poisonous Elvis slowly walked forward, drooling, ready to inspect the exquisite food produced by the palace.
But when it was about to approach those large, sturdy wooden boxes, its breath twitched slightly, as if it smelled something special. It immediately stepped back a distance on its hands and feet, and growled and asked Ying Tianyi: "Cunning human beings."
,What’s in those boxes? Why does it make me feel so dangerous?”
Ying Tian frowned slightly. He didn't expect that Poison King's nose was so good that he could smell the gunpowder inside the box.
Shrugging slightly, Ying Tian walked back to the box, opened one directly, revealing a lot of bundled explosives and various grenades inside, and said with a smile: "As expected of the leader of the cat demon, it feels really good.
Keen. These are the weapons of us humans. I originally planned to use them to die with you. But since the two leaders are willing to make a deal with me, there is no need for them."
Ying Tianyi ignored the surprised and suspicious looks of those behind him and waved his hand gently. Several large wooden boxes on the ground immediately disappeared. The food placed on the boxes did not fall to the ground because a beautiful square table replaced the original wooden boxes.
, caught the food steadily.
"Sure enough, my feeling is indeed correct!" Poisonous Cat King looked directly at Ying Tianyi with his dark green vertical pupils, and said in a deep voice: "When I surrounded you before, those black eyes of yours made me feel a sense of unreasonable fear, so
I just wanted to kill you first. But I didn’t expect that there are two people around you who are very powerful. Even I am not sure about killing them. But the real scary thing is you as a human being. I don’t think I should make any deal with you, so I’d rather kill you.
It would be better if I left you!"
Cats' senses are indeed very keen, or it would not be an exaggeration to call them magical.
Because once Ying Tianyi fights for his life, he is definitely the most terrifying. Not to mention that he desperately borrows the power of ghosts and gods, just the various dangerous items hidden on his body can kill all the monsters present. This is love
Something that even Sha couldn't do.
"No, no, no, you can't kill him. If you kill him, what will happen to my delicious food?" Kainuo, who is used to thinking about things with his stomach, and whose IQ is obviously lower than Poison Elvis, did not wait for Ying Tian to explain.
He rushed to help him and said: "It's normal for humans to have some means of self-protection. You have to understand this. But humans are more afraid of death than us. Have you forgotten those human captives who knelt down and begged us for their lives?"
Now his life is in our hands, he doesn’t dare to resist, so let’s take a look at the delicious food first!”
"Chief Kainuo is right. If you insist on killing me, then I will definitely not sit back and die. But if you are willing to make a deal with me, then there is no need for me to risk my life. After all, life is the most precious."
Ying Tian spread his hands and said with a smile: "I am different from other humans. I am not interested in your territory. What I pursue is wealth and status, and of course women. There are treasures left by the elves buried in the Grand Forest, and there are also treasures left by the elves buried in the Grand Forest.
There are all kinds of medicinal materials. Those things are almost useless to you, but they are very valuable to me."
"You have also seen that I have a talent that allows me to carry a large number of items with me. I can buy a lot of exquisite food from humans and exchange them with you for useless elven relics and medicinal materials. This is mutually beneficial to both of us.
It’s a matter of mutual benefit. I have no racial prejudice and am not opposed to being friends with you. If possible, I would be very happy to make friends with you two powerful leaders!”
"Hmph, humans are untrustworthy, you are too cunning!" Poisonous Cat King snorted disdainfully and said: "Who knows if you will harm us, after all, in the eyes of you humans, we cat demons and goblins can't
They are all monsters."
"Human beings are not trustworthy, but those delicious foods are completely worthy of trust!" Kainuo drooled, staring at the delicious food in front of Ying Tian with ardent eyes. His stomach, which was acting as the brain's thinking agent, suddenly went beyond its capabilities and said with a strange smile:
"Killing them will only result in some human flesh that doesn't taste very good. It's far more cost-effective than keeping him for trading. We can hold his woman as a hostage and let him buy us delicious food, so we won't be afraid of him doing evil.
Already."
It has to be said that the allure of delicious food is really amazing, and it actually made Kainuo think of the good idea of taking hostages.
"You idiot!" Poisonous Elvis glared at Kainuo angrily and said, "Think about the few human captives before. They did not hesitate to betray their companions in order to survive. It can be seen from this that human beings
He is more selfish than us and doesn’t care about the life and death of others. If you detain a few of his women, he can definitely find more women, but it’s useless!”
Kainuo was stunned when he heard this, blinked his eyes, and asked in an idiotic manner: "Then what should I do? Do you want me to watch a lot of delicious food fly away like this?"
"I don't know either!" Poison Elvis shrugged helplessly, indicating that his IQ was somewhat insufficient.
Ying Tianyi finally figured it out. Among the two monster leaders, one valued food more than life, and the other was more cautious but ultimately not as smart as humans. It shouldn't be difficult to fool them.
"Stay here and don't move!" After warning a few people around him, Ying Tian stood up from the square table with a lot of food in front of him and walked towards the two monster leaders without hesitation.
"Meow~~~What are you going to do?" As soon as he saw Ying Tian coming towards him, the poisonous cat king Pip'er let out a strange cry, and took a few steps back like a reflex, with the hairs on his tail standing up.
Kainuo was more courageous than the Poison King. He stood there without retreating, but the scimitar in his hand also lit up with lightning, and he was ready for battle.
"Don't be nervous, I don't mean any harm!" Ying Tian walked up to Kainuo without fear with a kind smile, put down the table, stretched out his hand and said: "These are the most high-end delicacies in human society, and they are my private collection. Don't worry.
, absolutely not poisonous.”
Smelling the aroma of food at a close distance, Kainuo's mouth was already watering. He couldn't help but reach out and grab a plate of roasted pig's trotters on the table.
"Wait a minute, you're dying!" Poisonous Cat King immediately stopped Kainuo and glared at Ying Tianyi.
"This..." Kainuo's saliva almost turned into a waterfall. He really wanted to eat the delicious food in front of him, but his old neighbor, Poison Elvis, was an expert in identifying poisons. He wouldn't let him eat it, which meant there must be something wrong with the food.
Ying Tianyi also hated this extremely cautious cat very much. If it hadn't been there, the greedy Kainuo would have taken the bait long ago.
Reaching out and grabbing a roasted chicken on the table, Ying Tianyi tore into it without any image. While eating, he said: "Since you don't want to eat it, forget it. I really don't understand what you are thinking, although we are not
We are the same kind, but even if I kill you, what benefits will I gain? Instead, I will be killed by your men."
"I have said, I am a person who pursues interests and enjoyment, and I have no interest in your territory. And what are you living for? Not to enjoy life better! In essence, there is no need for us to be enemies.
.I can make a fortune with your help, and you can also get delicious food from me. You still refuse this kind of win-win thing, I really misjudged you!"
"Yes, what you said makes sense, there is no need for us to be enemies!" Kainuo, whose mind was filled with delicious food, said casually. He could no longer control the greed in his stomach, so he reached out and grabbed a pig's trotter and buried it.
The head started to chew.
At this time, Poisonous Cat King also saw that the food in front of him was indeed not poisonous, and allowed Kainuo to feast on it, but he did not do anything himself. Instead, he stared at Ying Tianyi and said: "You are a human being, we are monsters, and we are always the same."
Standing on the opposite side. And we have killed so many humans, don’t you want to avenge them?”
Ying Tianyi casually took out a bottle of fruit wine, took two swigs, and handed the bottle to Kainuo.
Kainuo took it without hesitation and drank it. While drinking, he sighed and sighed: "It is indeed a human delicacy, it is so delicious!"
Reaching out and pushing a plate of cakes in front of Poisonous Elvis, Ying Tianyi said with a wicked smile: "You say that we humans are very selfish. As long as I live well, the lives of other people are none of my business. This time I
I came into the forest to look for opportunities to make money. As long as you two leaders are willing to cooperate with me, then I will make a fortune. As long as there is money to be made, I don't care whether you are monsters or not, I am still willing to make friends with you. Come on
, try the human palace cake, ordinary people can’t eat it!”
Poisonous Cat King thought about it carefully and felt that what Ying Tianyi said made sense.
Both sides worked hard, but in the end many of their men died, and they only ate some not-so-palatable human flesh. And if you cooperate with Ying Tianyi, you don't have to sacrifice your men and you can get more delicious food, why not?
!
The most important thing is that their monster tribe lives in the forest and is protected by natural barriers. Even the human army cannot come in. Only those annoying adventurers always come to invade their territory. However, after this battle, the adventurers are probably
The forces will not be able to cause trouble again in a short period of time.
And Ying Tianyi, a dangerous guy with a smile on his face, does not look like a good person at first glance, let alone an adventurer. Only such a profit-seeking bad guy would think of cooperating with them. If it were anyone else, even if they
If you offer to cooperate, you probably won't agree.
After thinking about it, the poisonous Elvis carefully picked up the cake, pushed up the devil mask on his face, stretched out his scarlet tongue and licked it.
You don't know if you don't lick it, but you'll be shocked if you lick it.
The silky smooth sweetness and soft and glutinous texture are simply delicious.
After tasting the deliciousness of the cake, Poison Elvis, like Kainuo, was completely immersed in enjoying the food. His mouth was full of cream, but he didn't notice how weird Ying Tianyi looked at it.
Under the mask of Poisonous Elvis, only a small chin was exposed. But it was this purple-skinned chin that made Ying Tian stunned on the spot.
It's not a fluffy cat mouth, nor a long beard, but just like a human being, with graceful lines, delicate and lovely features, and even the lavender lips look very much like a human girl.
Look at the concave and convex curves hidden under the tattered leather armor of Poison King, especially the delicate skin. If it weren't for the wrong color and the fact that Poison King's legs are anti-joints, Ying Tianyi would have almost thought that there was a ferocious beast in front of him.
The leader of the cat demon is a human in disguise.
It is said that it is easiest to deepen feelings at the wine table!
The two monster leaders, plus the human being Ying Tianyi, the three of them ate at the same table, gorging on meat and drinking whole bottles of wine. After a while, they were holding hands, like old friends for many years.
At the end, Kainuo, who had eaten and drank enough, burped and said in a very happy mood: "You are the first human friend I have made. You are very popular with me. From now on, we will be our own people. Those human women of yours are too cute."
Ugly, in order to entertain you, I will send you some beautiful goblins later to give you a good time!"
Ying Tianyi was also very happy to receive Kainuo's recognition, which gave him greater room for development.
But when he heard that Kainuo was going to give him some goblin beauties, Ying Tian trembled in his hands and almost jumped out of fright...
