The understated smile on my wife's face made all the onlookers laugh out loud after seeing it. As for the miserable and pathetic Zhang Lei, he now wants to give himself two ears! If he had just kneeled down to that Winged Wolf at that time
How could something like this happen again?!
Kneel down to Yilang, although his reputation will become ugly, and he may even be scolded by his father after returning home, but he will not become the ultimate laughing stock of all players in China, because his strength is already there.
But being sat on the face of this player who now treats his face as a 'fart evacuation device' is not only a matter of reputation, but also his own shame!
What the surrounding players saw was a joke, a big joke, a big joke about Zhang Lei, the scumbag of Chinese players. But Yi Ling didn't see it that way...
I love my wife. Not only does he have a hidden profession, but he also has... extremely terrifying power!
He sat on Zhang Lei's face, and no matter how much strength Zhang Lei exerted, he remained as motionless as if he were sitting on the ground! And Zhang Lei, who was sitting under his butt, also felt that this was unusual and how strong he was.
He knew it very well, and his body was much larger than that of ordinary people. He was twisting and turning like that, but he still couldn't get rid of that... cold butt!
"Everyone! Don't worry! My intestines have been relatively smooth recently... and I haven't eaten anything greasy. Although this fart is one of the three urgent needs of people, it can't be released whenever I want.
"I love my wife scratched her head, as if she was embarrassed. He turned his eyes to Yi Ling again, with a begging look in his eyes.
Looking at him, he said: "Brother Yilang... Can I go offline to eat two sweet potatoes, sweet potatoes or something... Help me watch this lump under my butt, don't let him get away! Uh...
…My digestive system is very good, and those things will be digested within a few minutes! When the time comes, I will be a good boy! That fart can only be described in one word - fierce!"
Yi Ling was speechless about what he said about "I love my wife"... But he is also the protagonist of this book after all, and he immediately understood the other meaning of his words. He waved his hand and said: "That's enough... you
Let’s go first, leave the rest to me…”
"Huh?! Brother Yilang, please don't say 'uh-huh' or 'uh-huh' with me!? Ah! It's so sad!" After saying that, I Love My Wife even covered his face with his hands in a pretentious manner!
, she ran into the group of players again like a shy girl—well, she went down with her butt twisted...
As soon as he went down, the surrounding players consciously gave way to a small area for him, for fear that he would accidentally get another 'porphyry'...
Yi Ling ignored him, walked straight to Zhang Lei, and once again put his foot on Zhang Lei's chest, who had not yet stood up. He was surprised to find - Damn, Zhang Lei's face turned purple!
"Do you want to kneel down and kowtow to me now to admit your mistake, or do you want me to watch you here while waiting for that friend to go offline and go home to eat some sweet potatoes..."
As soon as Yi Ling finished speaking, the surrounding players burst into laughter again, and everyone looked at Zhang Lei as if they were looking at a circus clown.
"Yeah! Brother Yilang! As long as you say a word, I will log off immediately. There is a vegetable market next to my house. I can buy sweet potatoes very quickly! Moreover, sweet potatoes are more powerful when eaten raw!"
The surrounding players laughed again.
Ignoring him was the most correct choice. Just when Yi Ling was about to speak, Zhang Lei, who heard the words "I love my wife," immediately said: "Yi Lang! I was wrong! I was really wrong, take your feet off my body.
I will kneel down and kowtow to you immediately!"
"It's okay to say this earlier... Hey, I have to find so much hardship for myself..." Yi Ling said helplessly, but in his heart, he almost laughed out loud! If I didn't love my wife
After what happened just now, Yi Ling really didn't know how to make Zhang Lei kneel down for him in front of so many players...
After saying that, Yi Ling took his feet off Zhang Lei's body, took two steps back, and quietly waited for Zhang Lei to kowtow to him...
When Yi Ling took his feet off Zhang Lei's chest, Zhang Lei immediately felt that the heavy pressure on his chest suddenly disappeared, and his breathing seemed to become smoother than before.
"Haha...haha..." Zhang Lei stood there and burst into laughter, and then shouted loudly, saying: "You fucking think I'm a fool! I'm going to kneel down on your knees!" After saying that, Yi Ling and everyone around him
Zhang Lei's shadow disappeared from the eyes of the onlookers, replaced by a white light that had not completely dissipated...
Yi Ling had long expected such a result. With the episode about "I Love My Wife", today's events should be fresh in his memory for a long time. So Zhang Lei... you and
Just like Dugu Yunyun, you must pray every day and night not to be touched by me again, otherwise it will be inevitable for you to kneel down and kowtow to admit your mistake...
"I'm sorry, is that bastard Zhang Lei still a man?! Why did he run away like that?!"
"Nima, if I had known earlier, I would have gone up and restrained Zhang Lei, and waited until the big brother got off the line and went home to eat sweet potatoes!"
"Oh?! Really? Thank you for your recognition. Actually, I think the fart I just made wasn't loud enough or tasted good enough. If I had known there would be such a wonderful show today, I would definitely have eaten a lot at noon.
Sweet potato’s!”
"Hahahaha! Brother, you are so awesome! I didn't see Zhang Lei kneeling down for Yilang today, but I can see you farting in Zhang Lei's mouth... Hahahaha! It's really enjoyable!"
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"Ding... Congratulations on successfully completing the hidden mission 'Manic Guo Furong' and receiving the reward 'Secrets about "Wulin Gaiden"'. From now on, you can go to Tongfu Inn to find out about it from Lu Qinghou at any time."
Before Yi Ling stepped into the Forest of Doomsday, he heard a system prompt from the system. Guo Furong's bad temper... got better?! Could it be that something happened?! This made Yi Ling feel a little confused.
Last time I went to Tongfu Inn to trick Tai Ren... Um, no, it was a trade.
About a month has passed since he arrived at Tairenhou. During this period, he had too many things to do. He almost forgot everything about Guo Furong... About Wulin Gaiden
The secret... forget it, let's settle the matter at the auction house first.
The thought of the auction house made Yi Ling's energy rise again. The bad mood Zhang Lei had brought to him was immediately wiped away, and he strode towards the depths of the Forest of Doom.
Endless darkness, strange books flashing, poisons everywhere, and strange beasts like hair. The forest of doomsday, golden auspicious phoenix, sea of fire churning, all life in ruins...
The answer to this riddle may really be found in the Forest of Doomsday...
Before Yi Ling had walked far in, a dry black tiger rushed out in front of Yi Ling's eyes.
Monster name: Undead War Tiger
Monster Level: Crystal
Monster level: 80
HP:550000550000
Monster introduction: Originally an ordinary giant forest tiger, due to absorbing the death energy from here for many years in the Forest of Doom, it gradually turned into an undead war tiger without ordinary life.
Monster skill: Tearing Claw: Causes 1% of normal damage to a single enemy within 2 meters in front of you. After the attack hits, the opponent has an 80% chance of being affected by the breath of death, and loses up to 5% of life per second.
Value, duration is 10 seconds. During the duration, the opponent has a 1% chance of being affected by the breath of death and causing instant death.
A powerful blow: Use all your strength to pounce on the enemy in front of you, with no attack damage value. After the attack hits, the opponent has a % chance of falling into a dazed state for 2 to 4 seconds. In the dazed state, the damage value received from any attack increases by 10%. You cannot use anything.
Potions, skills.
Weaknesses: light, fire. Light resistance -80%, fire resistance -30%.
Good guy, give me such a big gift as soon as you come in! Looking at the thin undead war tiger in front of me, I can't help but get excited. After destroying the level 80 crystal monster, it will definitely make him level 33 now.
The level has soared to over 34! The health of this undead war tiger is not low, but with Yi Ling’s current attack power, it will not be easy to destroy it.
It is a process that is too long. It only has two skills, and both of them are extremely terrifying. Although it is said that as long as the beast is released, an eternal holy light can almost destroy most of its life, but Yi Ling is still more eager to kill him by himself. That is not only
Being able to train your own combat awareness will also give you a great sense of accomplishment. With a level 33 attribute, you can defeat a level 80 crystal monster!
Oh, my God! If you tell an ordinary player this fact, he will definitely say to you in a very sincere tone: "Stupid... bitch..."
Okay, since you showed up, don't blame me for being rude!
With that said, Yi Ling summoned the Tai Blade and rushed towards the undead war tiger.
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"Is it Zhang Lei?!"
"Go away, no one is fucking bothering me!" Zhang Lei had just returned to the real world. Before he could calm down from the things he had encountered in the "Destruction" world, his cell phone rang. He originally planned not to answer it.
, but his subconscious mind made the decision for him...
"Haha, Zhang Lei, don't be angry. I am Dugu Yingyun. I think you must be eager to twitch that wing wolf's tendons, peel off that wing wolf's skin, and drink his blood! I am the same as you."
"..."
"If you are willing to believe me, I can give you information about the 'Wing Wolf' in the real world, and we can get rid of him together... I think we should be able to become good partners..."
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"Is your information reliable?!"
"Of course it is reliable! His real name is Yi Ling, which he told me personally. If you believe me, I will tell you all the plans I have thought up right away!"
