Liu Wanyue flexibly manipulated her huge body. Before Yi Ling and Lu Lu could sit firmly, she had already brought three glasses of water and a plate of snacks.
"Brother Yi Ling, hurry up and eat."
"Uh...well, eat, eat, eat."
"Brother Yi Ling, I am already 18 years old, when will you marry me?"
Yi Ling's hand holding the cup stopped in the air and looked at Lu Lu with a pleading look.
"Uh...my brother Ling didn't say he wanted to marry you!" Lu Lu, who had always been as docile as a little sheep, also exploded at this moment. Although she was forced to do so.
"What? Do you want to steal my brother Yi Ling? Originally, I was still considering whether to let you be the big one or the little one. You, go ahead and be the little one!" Liu Wanyue also put down her good expression.
"Brother Ling, she will not marry you. She hates your character."
"No way, my brother Yi Ling and I have been playing together since childhood!"
Yi Ling finally learned a lot about women's quarrel skills today.
"Brother Ling and I sleep in the same bed every day!"
Yi Ling:t_t
"What's the big deal about sleeping together? Do you have sex?"
Yi Ling:o_o
"Brother Ling, what kind of love is she talking about?"
"Humph, I don't even know what love is. You'd better leave my brother Yi Ling quickly!"
"Who says we haven't had sex! We have sex several times a day, and Brother Ling and I had sex once just now on the way here.
Yi Ling:t_t,(~_~;)
Lu Lu mistakenly thought that love meant kissing.
"No wonder my brother Yi Ling has lost so much weight recently. I used to have sex with you so many times every day. Okay, you can stay and be my brother Yi Ling's little wife."
"My brother Ling will only marry me, so you'd better give up!"
"Huh, look!" Liu Wanyue took out her mobile phone and said, "Like brother Yi Ling, my mobile phone is iPhone 99s, a couple's mobile phone!"
"Brother Ling and I don't need a mobile phone to communicate, because we will never be separated at all!"
Lu Lu's reaction was indeed fast enough. She, who was originally at a disadvantage, silenced Liu Wanyue with just one sentence.
"I, I, I! I set brother Yi Ling to one-touch dialing on my phone, look!" As she said that, Liu Wanyue pressed a button on the screen of her phone. Sure enough, the phone in Yi Ling's pocket also
It rang.
"Look, my brother Yi Ling's cell phone is ringing, isn't it?! Brother Yi Ling, bring your cell phone and let her see who is calling you!"
Yi Ling's expression suddenly became frightened, and the corners of his mouth and eyelids began to twitch.
"Wanyue, it's better not to look at it. It's you, it's really you!"
Liu Wanyue walked up to Yi Ling and put one hand into the pocket of Yi Ling's pants where she kept her cell phone, "Brother Yi Ling, just take a look so that woman can give up!"
The phone left his pocket, and Yi Ling's Adam's apple rolled.
"Hmph! Look, I knew it was me, Liu Wan..."
The dam that blocked the tears from leaking burst. Tears kept pouring out of her eyes, and a string in her heart burst. What Liu Wanyue saw on the screen of Yi Ling's mobile phone was not the three words 'Liu Wanyue', but three other words.
One word - big fat woman...
Tears continued to fall like a torrential rain. Liu Wanyue said nothing and silently returned the phone to Yi Ling.
"Wanyue, I..."
"Go, you go! I am a big fat woman, big fat woman! You go, go quickly!" Liu Wanyue roared like crazy.
"Wanyue, I'm sorry."
Yi Ling glanced at Liu Wanyue, then took Lu Lu's hand and walked out of the Liu family's manor. It seemed as if lead had been poured into her legs again, and more so than when she came here.
"Brother Ling, that sister is actually very pitiful. She likes her so much..."
"Lu Lu, stop talking, I understand."
Yi Ling's emotions were not easy for others to detect, but this time Lu Lu could clearly feel his mood swings.
When she got home, Wang Shu had prepared a table of food and was waiting for Yi Ling and the others to come back. As soon as Wang Shu saw Yi Ling, she hurriedly asked: "How are you handling Liu Wanyue's matter?"
"That's it, I broke her heart..."
"...Xiao Ling'er, don't pay too much attention to some things."
"It's okay, but with Liu Wanyue's character, she won't give up on me so easily."
"Well, her last name..."
After dinner, Yi Ling and Lu Lu did not enter the world of "Destruction" again, but lay on the bed and watched TV like a young couple.
"Brother Ling, are we going too far?"
Lu Lu will never forget Liu Wanyue's sad expression when she saw the words "big fat woman". That expression was definitely not fake. Although the feeling she gave Lu Lu was arrogant and unreasonable,
She really loved Yi Ling in her heart. Lu Lu, who is also a woman, felt this love deep in her bones for the first time.
"Don't worry, Wanyue will definitely be fine. She will think of a better way after she is sad for a few days, thinking about how to come back to me. When she appears in front of us again next time, she will definitely bring her
Give us a different version of her."
"Brother Ling..." Lu Lu looked at Yi Ling with her hazy eyes, and suddenly asked Yi Ling a question that almost made him collapse, "Brother Ling, what is the love that sister Wanyue is talking about?"
"Love love...love love is actually...the preparation work before a man and a woman have a baby together."
"What are the preparations?"
"It's the combination of a man and a woman..."
"Brother Ling, it can't be that one..."
"It should be the one you were talking about..."
"Ah, I told Sister Wanyue today that we have sex every day! How embarrassing!"
"(+w+)"
The TV was still playing, but no one was watching. In the silent space, time passed quickly.
The sun had already shone on Yi Ling's face, and Lu Lu did not call out to Yi Ling for the first time. The strange thing was that Yi Ling also woke up.
When he came to the living room, there were two bowls of steaming porridge on the table. Yi Ling walked over, picked up one bowl, and finished it in two gulps. There was also a note on the table with Wang Shu's handwriting: Xiao Ling'er
,Don’t bully Lu Lu!
No, absolutely wrong! With Lu Lu's personality, she would never tell her mother what she said yesterday. Now, there is only one possibility: Yi Ling's mother installed a camera in Yi Ling's room!
Yi Ling hurriedly returned to the room, looking left and right. After searching for a long time, he finally found a pinhole camera in an unusually hidden place - Damn, my mother actually hid the camera in the speaker of the TV!
"Fortunately, I discovered it early, otherwise something big would have happened...Fortunately, I didn't do anything bad..."
Yi Ling held the camera in his hand, squeezed it hard, and then stretched his hand out the window, letting it fly everywhere.
"Oh, there is no signal... I didn't expect that Xiao Ling'er would find out so soon..." Wang Shu sat in front of the table where she worked and sighed silently.
The door was pushed open, Yi Ling turned around and saw Lu Lu walking in holding a few pieces of his clothes.
"Brother Ling, you're up!"
"Yes, thank you for your hard work. You help me wash clothes every day."
"I'll feel bad if I don't do something for you."
"Well. There is a bowl of porridge downstairs. You can go and drink it. I'll go ahead and play the game."
"Um!"
"Ding... welcome to the world of "Destruction", I wish you a happy game!"
"Can you please stop making a system prompt next time I go online? It's really annoying!"
"..." The other end of the system was silent for a while, then held back two words, "Okay!"
"...It is indeed a smart game that is more than 500 years ahead of Earth's technology. I was just talking about it casually, but I didn't expect it to actually work..."
Yi Ling opened the friend panel and found that Jiaoying was online. He connected the call device with Jiaoying.
"Xiao Feng, are you there?"
In fact, what Yi Ling asked was nonsense. Would he still be online if he wasn't there?!
"Boss, you're finally online! We agreed to play together yesterday afternoon. I've been waiting for you all afternoon, but I didn't see you online..."
"Well, I had some tricky things to deal with yesterday afternoon."
"Oh, what's going on?"
Jiao Ying's old habit returned, and Yi Ling hurriedly changed the topic.
"Xiao Feng, where are you now?"
"I'm in Tiansheng City! Hey, boss, the silver-level dagger you gave me yesterday is really useful. It has..."
"Okay, let's go to the job transfer place. Didn't you ask me why I didn't change jobs last time? Now I want to change jobs. Let you witness the sacred moment of the boss' job change!"
"Okay, okay, boss, I'll be here right away!"
n minutes later...
"Xiao Feng, join my team."
"Oh! Boss, what profession do you want to change to?"
"Of course he is a warrior!"
After Jiao Ying joined the team, Yi Ling confirmed that his luck value was 18 and not a negative number, and walked towards the battle place.
After the extremely high flow of people changing jobs in the past few days, the old men were extremely tired. When Yi Ling saw them today, they were all slumped on their chairs.
"Tianzhan Mentor, I want to change my profession to a warrior!"
Tian Zhan and the other five old men raised their heads feebly, because not many people knew their names, and the voice sounded particularly familiar.
"It's you, has your luck value reached 0?"
Yi Ling didn't say anything and directly shared his attributes with the old men.
"Oh, it's so fast." Tian Zhan was very tired. He was so tired that he didn't show much surprise when facing Yi Ling whose luck increased so quickly. Tian Zhan took out a white scroll and said, "What are the rules?"
, you know.”
Yi Ling took the scroll, and his heart seemed to be in his throat. After crushing the scroll, the white light did not disappear after 10 seconds like last time, but gradually turned into gold.
"Yeah! It's golden, boss. If you turn golden, you'll most likely be able to switch to a hidden profession!" Jiao Ying jumped up and down beside her excitedly.
