"Ah! What a big mallet! I knew you wouldn't be defeated so easily by others!"
"Ahhhh! I saw such a big mallet again. I felt that happiness came too suddenly. I was about to be shocked by happiness!"
"The Yilang of China, it was just our big mistake just now! He is nothing in front of our big stick!"
All these words fell into Yi Ling's ears. If Yi Ling had to say one thing, he would definitely say: "These idiots make me want to cry..."
Yi Ling looked at this big fool with disdain, no one knew what he was thinking.
Doing it to death, I have never seen anyone die like this!
Yi Ling secretly took a sip of saliva, and then used a skillful move on the person who was rushing toward him!
Just when Haodayi Bangchui felt that the weapon held by Yilang looked familiar, a red damage number floated above Yi Ling's head...
-1!
This number is obviously a mandatory damage number.
Yi Ling held the blue dagger in his hand and said, "Is this your weapon? It looks good...it belongs to me!"
After listening to Yi Ling's words, I seemed to have just remembered something... Damn it! That weapon, isn't it mine? Why does it look so familiar to me! Wait, that's not right, how can I escape from my weapon?
It’s in his hands!?
Staring at his empty hands with dull, stunned eyes, he was so big that he even wondered if he was having another embarrassing nightmare! He even forgot to ask those who came to record the video to stop recording.
The entire incident has been recorded and broadcast live from the beginning to the present. Because what happened at the scene was so shocking, those who were recording on the side, although they were very professional and
Although he was professional, his attention was still attracted, and his eyes were fixed on the stage. By the time they reacted, Yi Ling might have returned to the Chinese war zone! And that big stick had already made a fool of himself at his grandma's house.
Koryo is recognized as the most arrogant and ignorant country in the world. Their unwarranted self-confidence makes them even look down on the most powerful country, the United States. Not many countries in the world have a good impression of Koryo.
But I won't touch him. Let them go on their own.
"What despicable means did you use? Give me my weapon back!" Seeing how Yi Ling was holding his own weapon, Da Yi Ling began to feel uneasy, and even said that he began to regret it. Ni
Ma, I really shouldn't be so talkative and ask for a fight with this pervert, but things have already reached this point. If I want to retreat, I have no room to retreat, so I can only bite the bullet and go forward!
The weapon that was taken away was not an ordinary weapon! It was a genuine crystal weapon! The big mallet was still a public figure in Korea, and he was the number one master in the game world.
Big, almost everyone has both, since childhood
The big mallet shrouded in various auras brings this 'advantage' to the fullest! When he came here, he never thought that he would lose, because he was holding a crystal weapon! For him
It is said that crystal weapons are already the supreme existence.
If he could pay a little attention to the official forum of the "Destruction" world, he would know how many fairy equipment, how many crystal equipment, and how many fairy equipment and crystal equipment were sold in the first auction held by the Yilang Auction House in the Winged Wolf City in the Chinese War Zone.
After giving away so much golden equipment for free, he wouldn't be such a show-off today.
Yi Ling looked at the crystal artifact, then put it back into his backpack, smiled, and said, "Haha... yours? But now it's mine..."
As soon as Yi Ling's words came out, everyone in the audience immediately shouted: "Aren't you the number one expert in China? How could you do such a sneaky thing?!"
"That's right, we all saw with our own eyes that the weapon was as big as a mallet! You took it away by force! You are a robber!"
Facing the protests that came to him like a tidal wave, Yi Ling smiled faintly again, spread his hands, and said slowly: "It's this Bangchui who asked me for a fight, and I came here very proudly. He said he wanted me to know
I have experienced how awesome he is, but he is so rubbish, which makes me feel that I cannot stand with him.
It's a great shame to be on the same competition stage! I'm giving you face like this... As the host, don't you, a weak-minded stick, not give me something? Don't tell me, this is the tradition of your country of Goryeo...
…You only blindly want to turn other people’s things into your own!”
After saying that, Yi Ling smiled wretchedly. Fortunately, his face was covered by the black soul, so no one could see clearly how wretched the expression on Yi Ling's face was at that moment!
Yi Ling turned around and faced the big mallet again. He shouted, "You seem to be famous."
Da Yi Bang Chui was a little depressed, but he still had to bite the bullet and replied: "My reputation is indeed very loud, and I have countless fans following me, which is beyond the reach of an arrogant Chinese like you!"
The big words once again made Yi Ling sneer. He laughed wildly in his heart and said, "Then do you want to be more famous?"
"...?" The big mallet was obviously stunned.
"Is it a stick? Is it a live broadcast? Come on, let the whole world see whether you are a stick... or a toothpick!"
After saying that, before Haoda Yi Bang Chui had time to react and understand the meaning of this sentence, Yi Ling released three magic hands in succession!
A huge amount of clothes were taken off, shoes were taken off, and pants were pulled!
But he didn't notice at all...
Seeing the white underwear, Yi Ling was a little hesitant... Damn, do you really have to touch such a disgusting thing with your hands?!
After repeated consideration, Yi Ling finally made up his mind to use Miaoshou Kongkong again.
A pair of slightly old white briefs seemed to appear in Yi Ling's hands. After getting this thing, Yi Ling immediately threw him far away, for fear that the thing would stain his hands, his body, his eyes...
"Hello, android from Bangzi Country."
Yi Ling's big talk made Haoda Yibangchui feel extremely angry. Koryo is known as the country with the most beautiful women and handsome men, but there is no way of knowing how many of them were created by the hands of others, or perhaps only they themselves know...
"You are insulting our entire Korean people. You must apologize to our Korean people! Otherwise..."
When the white briefs were thrown out by Yi Ling, the scene immediately became silent. Just as Haodayi Bangchui was halfway through his words, he suddenly felt a small breeze blowing by, which actually made him feel the cold. And the people around him
Why are all people’s eyes focused on themselves, and only looking at a certain part?!
The noise at the scene completely subsided and became extremely quiet. You could hear a needle drop on the scene. Most people stared with their eyes open and their mouths opened, and they couldn't even scream.
The big stick raised his hand and wanted to point at Yi Ling and tell him to hand over his weapon. When he raised his hand, he found that the wrist guards and armor he had originally equipped had disappeared!
Looking at the exposed arm and continuing to look at his body, his big brain felt as if he had been hit by a heavy mallet...
The upper body, the lower body, the whole body has no covering, so naked and being watched by so many people. Between the two thighs, a small insect as thick as a little finger and as long as a thumb is lying there softly.
He swayed back and forth with his movements, seeming to be greeting all the spectators present and those watching the video.
"ah!!!!!!"
The sound of a hammer was so loud that it was dozens of decibels louder than a woman being raped. A scream sounded on the arena and spread to every corner of the arena.
With his whole body almost limp, the big stick hurriedly retrieved a set of equipment from his backpack. After putting on the equipment, Yi Ling immediately rushed forward and kicked the embarrassing stick to the ground.
"You...you...you!" The big stick fell to the ground, pointing at Yi Ling with one finger, but he could no longer say a complete sentence.
A few minutes ago, he thought he could expel the Winged Wolf from China without any pressure. He was high-spirited and arrogant, with the feeling of standing proudly in the clouds and looking down at all living beings. However, everything suddenly happened like a dream. At this time, he
He has already shown his ugly face in front of everyone. The more arrogant he becomes,
The higher he lifts himself, the more miserable he will be when he falls. Perhaps from this moment on, his reputation and reputation will no longer exist. But fortunately, his reputation will be raised to a height that ordinary people cannot reach.
, wherever he goes, someone will recognize this clown-like laughingstock.
The fans who had been cheering for Hao Da Yi Bang Chui were all dumbfounded and stood there with their dull expressions motionless.
"Holy shit, how dare you call yourself a stick at this point?! Damn, I think it's almost like a toothpick!" Countless male players watching the live broadcast of the video immediately felt a sense of superiority as a man.
"What are you doing? Don't you want me to lose at your hands? Why don't you continue to attack me?! Your expression changes really fast. Wasn't it quite arrogant before?" Yi Ling looked down.
Holding a big mallet, he said in a completely dismissive tone. Once Yi Ling was caught with the opportunity to ridicule and ridicule others, he would never give it up.
The activation of the Evil Lord's surname will turn Yi Ling into a nightmare for all Yi Ling's enemies.
As for the opening of the Holy Master's heart surname, it can be said that the evil surname of the Evil Master's heart surname has been strengthened more than twice!