"Ah! Big brother, there is someone behind you!" Long Jue yelled in panic, his face turned pale with fright. But this is normal. Anyone who finds himself in front of someone is in vain.
If there were more people out for no reason, it would be good if they weren't scared to the point of pissing themselves off!
Long Jue's words made Yi Ling panic. With his current perception, someone could appear behind him without being noticed?! Could it be the Blood Emperor!?
Yi Ling quickly turned back, but when he turned around, he saw a figure he was very familiar with. At the same time, he was also shocked... how powerful the power of space was!
Standing behind Yi Ling seemed to be Yamirarou, who had helped him survive the mission of life and death. It turned out that this little girl's strength had recovered a little, and she had teleported herself here from the world of "Destruction"!
"Yamila Ling, I miss you so much!" Seeing Yi Ling turn around, Yamira Rou threw herself into Yi Ling's arms and burst into tears.
Some time ago, in order to speed up the process of reaching the top level, Yi Ling not only killed monsters, but also took care of Long Jue. Yamilaro was almost forgotten by him. This was great. Unexpectedly, she ran directly to
This world has come! Yameirarou, who was crying in pain, completely forgot everything, and even wanted to rub herself into Yi Ling's body. She didn't know why she would do this to Yi Ling.
obsession.
Caressing Yamilarou's back, Yi Ling comforted her like a child, and turned to tell Long Jue, "Jue'er, she is not a bad person, she will live here from now on, um... it's you
sister."
Yi Ling thought for a while and decided to let Long Jue be her sister. Although the actual age difference between the two of them was more than a little bit, no matter what, Yi Ling felt that Long Jue was better in terms of their understanding of the earth and the maturity of their mind.
Better than Amira Rouge.
"Ah? I'm her sister. What's her name?" Long Jue never had any intention of violating what Yi Ling said. Besides, Amira Rou was still such a cute little girl.
They are similar in age and may become very good friends.
Ever since she was little, Long Jue has been living alone in a world. Due to her identity and other reasons, she has few friends in her world. Facing this unexpected sister, she seemed a little unprepared.
.
"Jue'er, her name is Yameirarou. You can call her sister or Rourou from now on."
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The game officially started in the afternoon, and the reappearance of Wing Wolf caused the atmosphere to change rapidly. Judging from the previous games, it was no doubt that he would win the World Conference championship. But no one would be willing to accept it.
They are now even doubting whether Yilang is an NPC or a player. How could he have such strength that can break all balances?!
Soon, the time has reached 1 pm, and it is time to start the game that has attracted the attention of Korean players.
Dog mole pus had already come on stage waiting for Yilang to appear, and he was not disappointed. As soon as Yi Ling arrived, he went directly to the stage. After the experience of the big stick last time, Yi Ling knew that these Korean sticks were all
They are a bunch of headless and brainless jokers! Maybe playing with these sticks will be a good pastime, and it can also make the game more interesting.
"My dear! Don't be merciful. You must kill this arrogant person!"
"Our idol is so careless and suffered at the hands of Yilang. Hey, don't make the same mistake again!"
"Canine nevus pus! Come on! Dog nevus pus! Come on! Dog nevus pus! Come on! Dog nevus pus..."
The two of them appeared on the arena at the same time, and Korea immediately cheered loudly. They were still brooding over the previous defeat at the hands of Yi Ling, and they couldn't let it go. After all, the Big Stick belonged to them.
Faith, faith falls apart and turns into nothing in an instant, and no one will feel good.
The whole country of Goryeo is chanting the name of the dog mole. If their shouts can be transmitted to the scene, the dog mole will probably reach the sky. But it is a pity that his function may not be available.
it works……
Standing on the arena, Quan Mie Pu placed his hands naturally on both sides of his body and looked at Yi Ling with an extremely disdainful look. After looking up and down several times, he said, "Are you Yi Ling? You were able to do it last time.
It is really disgraceful that you used evil tricks to defeat my brother. The so-called top master in China is just like that. Today, I am here to avenge my brother! What you have done is outraged by both humans and gods.
Struck by thunder from the sky!"
A series of idioms blurted out from Quan Ming Pu's mouth, and even Yi Ling almost looked at him with admiration: "Oh! The artificial people of Bangzi Country, our Chinese idioms are pretty good!"
The artificial man of Bangzi Country... This is not the first time that Yi Ling has said this to the people of Korea. Indeed, Korea is known as the country with the most handsome men and beautiful women in the world, but how much of it is natural and how much of it is late-stage
Only they themselves know what is artificially processed. What Yi Ling said is actually not excessive at all, it is just too tactful...
He tolerated the words of the artificial man, but what Yi Ling said next made him angry: "Yilang! Don't think that as the number one expert in China, you can speak arrogant words at the World Conference.
Say such devastating words! Chinese idiom? Haha, the idiom is that our country is in Korea
A Chinese language vocabulary invented more than 200 years ago! How could it be from China! What is your intention and intention of insulting my Korean nation over and over again?!"
"..."
After the words of the dog mole pus were spoken, 90% of the players at the scene wanted to transform into wing wolves and kill the dog mole pus at this moment. The country of Goryeo, commonly known as the country of sticks, has residents who are extremely confident and arrogant.
, arrogant. In the past, I only heard that,
But when they saw it today, even if it had nothing to do with them, it made them itch with hatred! Everyone present knew whether the idiom was from Goryeo. But this dog mole actually wanted to use his own words to describe the idiom.
It's a bit too funny to say that Gina belongs to the Kingdom of Korea.
Yi Ling did not speak, but made an expression on the corner of his mouth that would appear when looking at a monkey asking for sex.
What a thief shouting to catch the thief, what a shame there is no three hundred taels of silver in this place!
Yi Ling was still secretly thinking about how to make the dog nevus pus look ugly, something bigger than a big mallet.
The World Conference is the top event in the virtual gaming industry, and live broadcast is a must. If it is the case, it has also been broadcast to the whole world through video. Players in Korea all clapped and applauded, and Huaxia...
"What a fool! Trash stick, why the hell didn't you say that the earth belongs to your country of Korea?!"
"Nima, you can tell from his sissy look that he carries lubricant with him, he's been fucked by so many gay guys, and he dares to say arrogant things in front of people all over the world. Damn, you're a champion with all your tricks!"
"That's right! Yilang, hurry up and kill this human demon! I don't want to see him!"
The Chinese players roared one after another, and the streets were full of voices cursing the Korean stick! Everything Yilang said was true, but his tone was a little stronger. But this dog mole, none of what he said was true, and his tone was too harsh.
Not light!
"Mr. Dog mole, may I ask why you have "pus" in your name?" Yi Ling said with a harmless smile on his face, smiling at the angry face of Dog mole.
Canine mole pus was obviously confused by this question. He was also thinking: Huh? Yes, why does my name have pus in it?
After thinking about it, he quickly realized what the occasion was here, but before he could speak first, Yi Ling had already taken the lead:
"I think this must be related to the profession you are engaged in. Canine nevus pus, canine nevus pus... Well, you have a hobby that is not known to ordinary people, and that is getting anally fucked. Well, anally fucked is common, but being fucked is
Inubaku anus, that’s rare! If you get anus a lot, you’ll develop hemorrhoids, and eventually, of course, there will be pus. Am I right?!”
"Exploding chrysanthemums" is a common language in China. As a Korean, I naturally don't know what "explosive chrysanthemums" means. However, Yi Ling's analysis is clear and logical, and the expression on his face is serious. In order to show his outstanding talent
, proficient in various languages, Dog Mole Pu finally nodded and said loudly: "That's right! I just like to have my anus fucked, can't I?!"
As soon as these words came out, the territory of China was boiling again. Almost everyone was laughing, laughing at the ignorance and pretending to understand. At the same time, they were also admiring Yilang. His thinking was really extraordinary.
Comparable to ordinary people.
And Xuanyuan Zecheng, who was sitting in the audience, was laughing so hard that he almost lost his breath. Lu Xin, who was sitting next to him, almost slapped him in the face... Damn, what a shame! But
...It’s so damn funny!
After hearing the answer from Canine Molus Pu, Yi Ling was quite satisfied. The smile on his face increased a little bit more. Yi Ling started to circle around Canine Molus Pu, looking left and right. Yi Ling was finally
Make sure...this guy is undoubtedly funny!
Inu Mole Pu had a vague feeling that something was wrong, but this was a live match after all, and he did not make any move. In order to regain the face that Goryeo had lost at the hands of Yilang last time, he roared and said: "
Haha! Yilang, you are very smart. Even I almost fell into your trap! No wonder you can be called the number one master in China. Do you always use words to confuse others?
People, and then take advantage of them to kill them in one fell swoop?! But let me tell you, your trick may be effective against other people, but if you encounter me, it will be a complete waste of effort!" After saying that, the canine mole pus disappeared.
Without further ado, he summoned his weapon and began to dangle it in front of Yi Ling's eyes in a roundabout way. Yi Ling really couldn't figure it out...how on earth did this guy win the previous games?