"Hey, what is the sphincter?" Yi Xiang asked in a very innocent tone.
"...Forget it, you should try to open your vagina as wide as possible (ps,: It's not that it's harmonious, but I think those two words are a bit off-putting...)...
."
Dr. Yi saw that Yi Xiang's vagina gradually opened wider, and his hand holding the thermometer skillfully inserted into Yi Xiang's vagina... (Is this considered a kind of evil?)
2 minutes later...
Doctor Yi took out the thermometer from Yi Xiang's vagina, looked at it, and said, "39c, I have a bit of a fever. Let's take some medicine."
"I don't want to take medicine!" Yi Xiang stamped his feet on the ground and said angrily.
"Then let's get the injection..." After saying that, Dr. Yi took out a needle.
Yi Xiang looked at the tip of the needle, swallowed a sip of saliva, and said in a tone a few degrees lower than before: "Then I'd better take medicine..."
The corners of Dr. Yi's mouth curved slightly. For a child like Yi Xiang, if you let him take medicine first, he will definitely be unwilling to take it because of the bitter taste. Then, let him get an injection. In comparison,
, considering the bitter taste of medicines and the pain of injections, any normal child will choose to take medicines. There are also some who don’t want injections or medicines, so they have to think hard...
Dr. Yi took out a board of capsules from the cabinet behind his desk, handed it to Lu Lu, and said, "This medicine is 'Tipisi' capsule. It is specially designed to treat fevers caused by various conditions. It is also surprisingly effective in treating fevers. Morning
, give Yi Xiang one pill at noon and at night, and he will probably be fine in a day."
Lu Lu took the 'Crypis' capsule that Dr. Yi handed her and said, "Thank you, uncle."
Doctor Yi gave a knowing smile and said, "You must be Yi Ling's girlfriend Lu Lu. I have long heard others say that you look like a princess from a fairy tale. When I saw you today, it turned out..."
Before Dr. Yi finished speaking, he was rudely interrupted by Yi Xiang:
"Who said that?! Who said that?! Lu Lu is not the girlfriend of that idiot Yi Ling, she is my girlfriend! And..." Yi Xiang smiled sheepishly and continued: "
And…and we’re getting married next year…”
Dr. Yi: “o_o”
Lu Lu: "o_o"
Doctor Yi paused for a moment, ignored Yi Xiang, and continued: "Okay, if nothing happens, I will continue to study tasteless medicines. Lu Lu, Yi Xiang, come and play with me when you have nothing to do!"
"Well, goodbye, uncle!" Lu Lu leaned down slightly and bowed to Dr. Yi. Yi Xiang, however, took Lu Lu's hand and left without saying anything.
Looking at the two people's retreating figures, Dr. Yi sighed and said, "This child..."
Yi Ling outside the door heard what they said clearly, and shook his head helplessly...
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In the evening, Yi Xiang finally went home... This is how a small storm ended...
the next day
"Lu Lu, what are you doing..." Since their room was made a mess by Yi Xiang, Yi Ling and Lu Lu could only sleep on the sofa last night...
"Oh, brother Ling, mom told you yesterday to go shopping with me to buy some things today..." Lu Lu got up earlier than Yi Ling and was already preparing things to use later...
..
"Shopping?!" Yi Ling shouted.
"Yes, that's a room for the two of us. Of course we have to buy it." Lu Lu smiled casually, as if she had expected Yi Ling's reaction.
"Can't you just call our servant to buy things?" Yi Ling said with a hint of impatience in his voice.
"But this is our room, of course we have to go there by ourselves. Buy whatever you like." Lu Lu put her hands on her waist and wore a pink apron. There was still a trace of childishness on her face, but she looked
But she looks like a princess from a fairy tale.
Yi Ling sighed and said, "Then...I'd better not go..."
Lu Lu came over, hugged Yi Ling and said, "Brother Ling, let's go. Just this time!"
"Then...okay..." Yi Ling finally agreed.
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Summer in Jinghua City is very hot...
Yi Ling was wearing very ordinary casual clothes. Anyone with a discerning eye could tell at a glance that it was a set of clothes that could be bought at a street stall for 100 Chinese coins and came with a few pairs of socks... No one could tell that he was
The sons of the world's richest man... Even so, it can't cover up Yi Ling and Lu Lu's limelight.
Lu Lu put her hands around one of Yi Ling's arms and laughed as she walked. Since Lu Lu came to Yi Ling's house, Wang Shu often bought some good clothes for her, so Lu Lu seemed to be a
Pure rich generation.
Pedestrian A: 'Oh, it's a rich woman who keeps a pretty boy...' Pedestrian A said it in his heart and glared at Yi Ling with envy and jealousy...
Yi Ling shook his head helplessly and said, "Lu Lu, you know what? If looks could kill, I would have died countless times today..."
Lu Lu: "..."
The two of them walked slowly. When passing a jewelry store on the way, Lu Lu stopped...
"Lu Lu, do you want it?" Yi Ling obviously asked a very idiotic question. No normal woman in this world can resist the temptation of jewelry... Lu Lu grew up in a poor family, so for this
For a luxury product that only belongs to the rich, wearing those expensive jewelry in person may not appear even in a dream...
Lu Lu didn't speak. She calmed down and said, "I don't want to, brother Ling, let's go!" There was infinite relaxation in her tone, but a trace of desire in it was also captured by Yi Ling. Yi Ling smiled.
He smiled and said, "I don't want my little Lu Lu, but I do. Let's go in."
Yi Ling grabbed Lu Lu who was about to walk forward and walked into the jewelry store. There were several big golden characters written on the jewelry store - Yi's Jewelry Store!
As soon as they stepped into Yi's Jewelry Store, Yi Ling and Lu Lu seemed to have entered another world. The floors here seemed to be made of gold, with countless golden lights shining everywhere, and the floor was spotless. In the display cabinets
It is also filled with jewelry that ordinary people would never dare to dream of in their lifetime... This place does not match the clothes Yi Ling is wearing at all...
"Welcome." The welcoming lady spoke in a cold voice, which seemed to be mixed with some disdain. Probably because the clothes Yi Ling was wearing were too ordinary, the welcoming lady regarded him as someone who just came in to take a look and then left.
.Of course, Yi Ling rarely appears in places with many people, so they don't know Yi Ling...
"Lu Lu." Yi Ling held Lu Lu's hand, pointed at a piece of red jade in the display cabinet and asked, "Do you like this?"
Lu Lu looked down and said, "Brother Ling, it's too expensive..."
Indeed, its price tag is 80 million Chinese coins...
"Do you like it?" Yi Ling ignored what Lu Lu said and continued to repeat the question he just asked.
Lu Lu lowered her head and said softly that she liked it.
"This is the best warm jade produced in Luo Xing Sea. You should have seen the value, 80 million Chinese coins." The sales lady spoke in the same cold tone as the welcoming lady, and she didn't even look at Yi Lingliang.
People have been fidgeting with their fingernails.
The corner of Yi Ling's mouth curved slightly, and he said to the sales girl: "Is this your service attitude towards customers?" Yi Ling pointed with one finger at the four words written on the east wall of the jewelry store.
The big character 'Customer First' continued: "Don't you think it's ironic that those four words are hanging here?"
The sales girl stopped what she was doing, clasped her hands on her chest, and said, "If you can't afford it, leave quickly. We still have to do business!" The sales girl's tone was impatient.
The dissatisfaction has reached the extreme, and even the eviction order has been issued in another way.
Yi Ling sneered, but still ignored what the sales lady said, and said: "This, this, this, this! Take them all out for me! I cover them all." He was very arrogant and domineering, and his tone was also full of disdain.
His eyes were also filled with a special look of contempt.
"Pay first and then deliver the goods." The tone was flat, and the sales lady didn't sound like she was talking to another person...
"I'm sorry, I never carry any money with me!" Yi Ling spread his hands helplessly, with a strange smile on his lips.
"Then I'm sorry, I always see the money first and take the things later!" The sales lady helplessly spread her hands, and a smiley expression appeared on her fairly fair face.
"Hmph..." Yi Ling smiled helplessly, took out a red hundred-dollar bill, clamped it between his two fingers, shook it coolly, and said, "Is that enough?
"Yi Ling's tone has begun to become infinitely dull, dull to the point of infinite helplessness. Anyone who listens to this will feel a kind of extreme panic emerge from the depths of his heart...
"What do you think I am, 100?! It's not enough for the tips others usually give me!" The sales girl's arrogant tone began to pour out of her petite body, which also made Yi Ling treat her more and more.
disgust...
"Brother Ling, forget it, I don't want that..." Lu Lu pulled the corner of Yi Ling's clothes slightly and said in a weak mosquito-like voice.
Yi Ling still ignored Lu Lu and continued what the sales lady said: "Tip?! 100?! Once or for one night?!"
"You!" The sales girl couldn't think of anything to retort for a moment, and the words she wanted to say were stuck in her stomach.
"Me?! I never sell my body." The tone of Yi Ling's words was so plain that it could almost make the sales girl angry to death...
"If you don't leave, I will call the police..." The sales lady became calm and even lowered her head. This is a sign before the outbreak...
Yi Ling smiled softly, took Lu Lu's hand, sat on the sofa nearby, crossed her legs...
"Hey, what are you looking at?! Why don't you make me two cups of tea?! You want the best West Lake Longjing. The Longjing leaves need to be dried in the spring light of about 30 hours for about 30 hours. Remember, they must be planted in spring.
, Longjing leaves picked in the second spring. The kind of Longjing leaves are the most fragrant - don't tell me, Yitian's jewelry store can't even meet this customer's request..."
Now, Lu Lu finally knew why Yi Ling said what she just said here... Sure enough, everything Yi Ling did had a reason...
"Sir, I'm sorry, no." Another sales lady who was closest to Yi Ling stood up and spoke to Yi Ling in a friendly manner.
"Hey, your service attitude seems to be a little better than the one just now. No?! As far as I know, Yi Tian's favorite tea is what I just said,"
