After Ximenyu entered the house, he was pulled by his future mother-in-law to give her acupuncture to lose weight. How could Ximenyu refuse without looking at the monk's face and the Buddha's face!
Ximenyu gave his mother-in-law acupuncture for half an hour on the balcony of a room, and finally said: "Auntie, I will give you acupuncture every three days from now on. After a month, the effect should be very noticeable!"
Xian'er's mother asked: "Well, my dear son-in-law, can this acupuncture weight loss have some additional effects such as beauty, beauty, whitening, etc.?"
Ximen Yuxin said, "You are asking for a lot!" Acupuncture and moxibustion to lose weight actually have the effect of beautifying the skin. Have you ever seen such an awesome doctor? Fortunately, I am such an awesome person. , if you want it to have the effect of beautifying your skin, then let it be yours!
Ximenyu nodded and said: "Yes, my acupuncture can not only lose weight, but also have the effect of beautifying the skin. As for whitening, I don't think about it. Your face is already white enough!" You are Caucasian. You just need to increase some elasticity, shrink your pores, and use some vitality factors of heaven and earth. I think, after a month, you will look about ten years younger than you do now!"
"Wow!" Xian'er's mother exclaimed, she was so happy that she really wanted to kiss her son-in-law! She used to be unhappy with this poor boy, but now she is pleased with him no matter how much she looks at him!
"Son-in-law, I looked down on you before and stopped you from falling in love with Xian'er. Now I realize that I was wrong. I was blind-sighted. I apologize to you now. I hope you have a lot of money and don't argue with me! Okay?"
Ximenyu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "She's a mother. Ximenyu really can't stand her anymore!"
Ximenyu waved his hand and said: "Forget it, you are also my wife's mother after all, there is nothing to be angry about!"
"Hey, thank you my good son-in-law! You are really my lucky star. Now I find that I like you more and more. Why do you make me so pleasing to the eye? Come on, let mom give you a kiss!"
"Auntie, what are you doing? Don't come over, don't come over! No!" Ximenyu hid in the corner!, Although she had apologized to herself, Ximenyu still didn't like her very much!, Who asked her to give herself the first place? The impression is not good!
"Hahaha, look at you kid. Mom likes you as her son-in-law so much that she can't help but want to kiss you to express my respect and love for you. What are you hiding from? Mom has an infectious disease. ah!"
"Okay, okay, auntie, I understand! Just go ahead and do what you have to do!" Ximenyu said helplessly.
Xian'er's mother walked out of the room and sighed. She knew that Ximen Yu didn't like her, so she acted very enthusiastically, but Ximen Yu didn't appreciate it. Alas, it seemed that she wanted to be intimate with her son-in-law, which was a bit difficult! .
Xian'er's father also ran up to him. When he heard that his wife had found her son-in-law to lose weight, and the effect was also beneficial to his beauty, he couldn't bear it anymore and ran up to beg Ximen Yu to help him lose weight too!
The future father-in-law also requested: "Good son-in-law, while you are helping me lose weight, you must also have the effect of whitening, and at the same time, you must also have the effect of making my lower body more muscular! Thank you!"
Ximen Yu raised his eyebrows, "Damn it, you weigh more than 200 pounds. It's not easy for you to lose weight. Not only does it have a beautifying effect, but it also has an aphrodisiac effect. Do you think I am?" God! Have you ever seen such an awesome miracle doctor?
Xian'er's father asked: "How is it, good son-in-law, can you do it? I think it must be no problem, you are our family's miracle doctor son-in-law!"
Having said that, can Ximenyu still say that it can't be done? Ximenyu smiled and said, "Okay, then I will give you an aphrodisiac effect!"
Xian'er's father smiled happily and said: "Hehehe, let me tell you, you are a miracle doctor, there is nothing you can't do! However, I still have a little bit of hair loss, can you also have the effect of hair loss?"
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This time Ximen Yu really wanted to throw him off the balcony. No matter how amazing a doctor I am, I can't think of a way to solve all your problems with just one acupuncture!
"It really doesn't happen this time. Otherwise, the hair loss thing will happen later!"
"Okay, okay, it's okay, you can start!"
After Ximenyu finally finished acupuncture for his future father-in-law, he was sweating profusely, and Xianer's cousin-in-law came again.
His grandma, Ximenyu, felt like she was just a hard worker and had almost become their family’s personal doctor!
"Husband Xian'er, I've been suffering from a cold and cough for the past few days. Can you take a look at it?" a young woman said.
Ximenyu smiled helplessly and said: "Of course, Xian'er, her cousin-in-law, do you want to have some effect as well?"
The young woman said sheepishly: "Of course, they all have effects, how can I not also have other effects!"
Ximenyu asked feebly: "Then what effect do you want to achieve?"
"I have to think about this carefully. First of all, I want to slim down, lift my buttocks, and whiten my skin at the same time. Then, I still have some irregular menstruation, so I want to do this as well. The other one is that I have bad breath, so I want to do it at the same time."
Bring a few of these!. I know you can definitely do it, you are our Tang family’s miraculous doctor! Xian’er’s father said there is nothing his son-in-law can’t do!”
Ximen Yu felt like the world was spinning and he wanted to kill her. You just had a small cold and you wouldn't go to the hospital. Do you think I should treat you? Have you ever seen a chicken butcher's knife used to kill a chicken?
Fortunately, Ximenyu is indeed a disciple of the miracle doctor, and he solved her problem in one go!
Then, Xian'er's grandmother's teeth are a little loose, Xian'er's cousin wants to grow taller, Xian'er's cousin has a weak kidney, Xian'er's aunt wants to have another baby!, Xian'er's uncle has stomach bloating, Ximen Yuzhen
I almost fell down from exhaustion!
The last one, Xian'er's sister-in-law came up!
Ximenyu looked at Tang Ya and said, "Miss, what else do you want to treat?"
Xian'er's sister-in-law has a completely different attitude towards Ximen Yu now. She has a feeling of admiration for Ximen Yu in her heart! Their whole family has a mentality of admiration for Ximen Yu. Tang Ya is even a little envious of Xian'er! There is such a person!
What a great boyfriend! It would be great if he was hers!
Tang Ya said embarrassedly: "Ximen Yu, it was my fault before. I was too powerful. I apologize to you. I'm sorry! I won't do it anymore. And, I swear, I will never be snobbish again. I will
I often do good deeds, I will help the old lady cross the road, I will buy candy for the children! I will..."
"Okay, I don't care how you change yourself. You should just tell me what you want to do now!" Xin said, you have so much money, why don't you just help an old lady cross the road? You can buy one for a child.
Sugar?, you are so stingy, but you still have the nerve to say it...
"I...I want to make my breasts bigger!" Tang Ya said shyly.