"Okay, I won't do this next time, I promise you!" Ximenyu said! It's very annoying to be searched by the teacher desperately.
"I don't want to talk to you about this now!" Qin Bing took out the wrinkled prescription and said, "What's going on?"
"Well, this is the medicine I prescribed for you! I diagnosed you with dysmenorrhea, but there are many causes of dysmenorrhea. I can't diagnose you in detail. You don't cooperate, so I prescribed a prescription for a wide range of
The prescription for dysmenorrhea. No matter what the cause is, it can relieve you for at least three or two years!" Ximenyu said.
Qin Bing was surprised. It was almost the same as what the old doctor said. He hurriedly asked: "Did you really prescribe this prescription?"
"More genuine than Teacher Qin!"
"Don't be so playful with me, be serious!" Qin Bing said seriously.
"Okay, then be serious, really! As for whether you believe it or not, that's up to you!" Ximenyu nodded.
"Are you sure you didn't lie to me?" Qin Bing asked dubiously.
"Sure, why have you become so wordy! Do you want me to swear to God!"
"It's not that I'm wordy, it's that I can't accept what you said!. I went to see an old Chinese medicine doctor. He had treated my disease before, but it didn't work. He read your prescription and he said, this is an old Chinese medicine doctor.
It was opened by a human! Without seventy or eighty years of experience, it is impossible to open it!" Qin Bing looked at Ximen Yu's eyes, as if he wanted to see Ximen Yu through!
"Hahaha, he is quite discerning!" Ximenyu smiled!
"What do you mean? So, he is right. Do you know an expert? I want to ask you a favor!" Qin Bing said.
"What's up?"
"Can you do me a favor and ask that expert to make a detailed diagnosis for me?"
"Expert? Which expert?"
"That's the one you know!"
"Teacher Qin, it seems you don't understand what I mean. I am the one who wrote this prescription. I am also the one who wrote this prescription. The expert you are talking about is me! Do you understand now?
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"Ah! You? Are you that expert? But the old doctor said that you are at least seventy or eighty years old!"
"Teacher Qin, do I look like I am seventy or eighty years old? Hahaha!"
"How could you be so powerful?" Qin Bing asked in horror.
"Why can't it be so powerful! I'm a genius, can't I? Well, don't dwell on this problem!"
The relative stretched out his wrist dubiously, "Can you help me take a closer look?" He took the initiative to let Ximenyu take his pulse.
Ximenyu coughed, Qin Bing rolled his eyes at him, and gave up the stool, "Sit down for you!"
"Hey hey hey!" Ximenyu sat down and put his finger on Qin Bing's pulse!
"Wow, Teacher Qin's hands are so tender and slippery!" Ximen Yu secretly exclaimed!
"Okay, I'm going to ask a few questions below, and you have to answer them truthfully!" Ximenyu said.
"Okay, you say it!" Qin Bing nodded.
"When did it start hurting?"
Qin Bing blushed and said: "I had a monthly routine for the first time when I was thirteen!"
Ximen Yu was secretly happy, Teacher Qin started taking monthly exams at the age of thirteen, haha, it felt like he knew a secret.
"How long does it take before it hurts?"
“I used to have pain every few months, and it wasn’t particularly intense. It would occasionally be a bit more intense! But in the past six months, every month when I go there, it’s very painful. The most intense one time was that I fainted from the pain!
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"Um!"
"Will it cause nausea, vomiting, headache or diarrhea?" Ximenyu asked again.
"No! It's just a burst of pain in that place!"
"How much bleeding do you usually get when your relatives come over?"
"Uh? Relatives? What relatives?" Qin Bing didn't react.
"Don't Teacher Qin know who my aunt is?"
Qin Bing blushed and glared at him, "Does this question have something to do with the disease?"
"You can also think it's irrelevant, if you're not afraid that my diagnosis will deviate!"
"Hmph! A little more than the average person!"
"Is there anything unusual about the bleeding?"
Qin Bing glared at him again, blushing and said: "No!"
"Well, how long does it take for you to get clean?"
Qin Bing was angry, "Ximen Yu, did you do it on purpose?"
"I'm sorry, Teacher Qin, I need to see a doctor, okay?" Ximenyu hurriedly shouted that he was wronged.
"About eight days!" Qin Bing replied. She doubted whether Ximenyu asked these questions intentionally.
Ximenyu asked again, "When was the first time you lived in that aspect?"
"Bang!" Qin Bing slapped the table, "Ximen Yu, I have tolerated you for a long time!"
As soon as such a question was asked, Teacher Qin Bing was really angered!
"Teacher Qin, calm down, I am treating you. You must answer, at what age was the first time, and how many times did that happen every month!"
Qin Bing stared at Ximen Yu as if he wanted to eat him.
"Okay, okay, you don't need to answer. I can tell by checking your pulse that you are still a pure woman!"
Qin Bing's face turned red with embarrassment!
Ximenyu coughed and said, "Teacher Qin, I almost understand your condition! There are two ways to treat you!"
"Those two ways?"
"One is to take medicine combined with acupuncture, and the other is to take no medicine! Which one do you choose?"
"Of course I won't take medicine!" Qin Bing said, she was already afraid of taking medicine.
"Well, the way to avoid taking medicine is to break the virginity. Then, as long as you live a normal life, you will slowly and completely get better! You are still a virgin until now, so you have been
pain!"
"Pah!" A loud slap in the face.
"You are shameless!"
"Hey, it seems you'd better take medicine!" Ximenyu said helplessly, getting slapped in vain. It's such a tragedy. How can a patient hit a doctor?
Ximenyu picked up the paper and pen on the table, wrote a new prescription, and said: "You can take the medicine yourself, one dose a day, and remember not to drink too much, preferably after breakfast! Then, if you want a complete cure,
Let’s cooperate with acupuncture! However, I’d better make it clear first so that you don’t hit me again. Acupuncture requires you to take off your clothes!”
Qin Bing said directly: "I don't need acupuncture!"
Ximenyu secretly thought it was a pity. It would be great if Teacher Qin could be given acupuncture!
"Haha, that's up to you. It doesn't matter whether it's cured or not. As long as you live that aspect of your life, you'll get better!...!"
Qin Bing immediately cast a cold look, "You are endless, aren't you?"
"Okay, I won't mention it anymore! Haha"
"Okay, everything else is fine, you can go back to class!" Qin Bing said, putting away the prescription.