It was not a birthday or a birthday, and there was no need to give any gifts, but today is a special day for the old man. Only Yang Ningmei's parents knew about this day, so Yang's father secretly asked his son Yang Gang to prepare a gift for the old man.
There were a lot of straps wrapped around the packaging box, and it took Yang just a few minutes to untickle it. There were probably a lot of people here, which made him a little nervous.
He looked up at the old man and said mysteriously: "Grandpa, don't be scared, the things inside are not worth it..."
"Haha, my old man hasn't been scared yet. I want to see what my precious grandson gave me..." The old man laughed, and the people around him chuckled for a while, saying that this kid is really a man.
clown.
Yang Gang smiled, picked up the box, and lifted it open to Mr. Yang. The things inside immediately shocked the people around him.
The packaging box actually contained two black and black pieces, which looked like jade but not jade, but like two pieces of black feces that had become hard and black.
"call……"
The guests and Yang family all took a breath of cold air, and the faces of Yang's father, Yang's mother and Yang Ningmei were even darker. The younger sister Yang Zhihua was the most heartless and chuckled: "Xiaogang, you can't be from
Where did you buy a piece of cow dung? You gave this gift so special..."
"My sister-in-law, what are you saying? This is a treasure I got from the southern island of Diaoyu Island. How could it be cow dung..." Yang Gang glared at his cow's eyes, staring at his sister-in-law with great reluctance.
He turned his head to look at his grandfather, but found that Old Master Yang had taken the box in his hand and looked at the two pieces of "cow dung" in the box with a serious look.
Everyone around them stared at Mr. Yang with curiosity. The old man had reached out to take out one of the cow dung and looked carefully. His face was extremely serious and he didn't look angry at all.
"Is this cow dung really a treasure?"
"Is it the cow dung of special cows?"
Everyone was secretly guessing in their hearts, saying that the old man was knowledgeable and although he didn't like to collect, he was good at collecting and had a deep study of some antiques, especially in the field of strange stones, who had been immersed in fifty years and achieved success.
Needless to say more.
The old man pinched the cow dung with his hands and frowned. Some small things were stuck to his fingers. When Yang saw his father frowned, he screamed in his heart. Could it be that this kid is really from where?
The cow dung you got was not good? This joke is so big!
At the old father's cocktail party, his son brought him two pieces of cow dung. Isn't this just saying that his father had two pieces of feces?
"Dad, Xiaogang loves to play by nature, probably because he wants to make everyone have fun..." Yang's father felt something was wrong, so he quickly pulled his old father aside.
Yang's fourth brother quickly followed and said, "Yes, Xiaogang, this bastard, loves to play. Dad, let's open a bar..."
He also noticed something was wrong, especially the old man frowned and the corners of his mouth were raised.
Both brothers advised the old father not to look at it. Although Lao Wu didn't say anything, he reached out to pull Yang Gang and asked him to put away the things quickly and not to embarrass him here.
"Uncle Fifth, don't pull me, this is such a good thing..." Yang Gang was still very confident and didn't think the appearance of the things he sent was too ugly.
Yang's fifth brother suddenly appeared in a dark line again. Why didn't this kid know how to find a way down? These three brothers are helping you find a way down, and you still have to jump up. Even if the old man spoils you, today you are a kid
I have to be beaten!
But what surprised everyone was that the old man's finger that had just stuck some strange things was put on his mouth by him and gently sucked it. Everyone almost ate the snacks he had eaten before or for lunch.
The rice was poured out. Even Yang Gang's sister-in-law Yang Zhihua covered her mouth and turned her head and ran away. Yang Ningmei also frowned secretly. The hand holding Xiao Chen's arm couldn't help but use some force. Yang Yaoyao also instinctively went to Xiao Chen
I hid behind me and didn't dare to see such a picture again.
It is extremely disgusting for people to eat stool, but this happened in front of you. If you really see such a scene, you will not want to eat for days or nights. And this person is an identity
The noble Mr. Yang was even more unbearable. Almost in an instant, more than half of the people surrounded by Mr. Yang were missing.
"Well, the taste is good, authentic Yuanmi..."
Mr. Yang pulled his finger out of his mouth and praised it specifically, which made everyone feel nauseous. When Yang Gang heard this, he smiled and leaned over: "Grandpa really knows the goods. This is the best among the queen bee honey.
Ah, ordinary people can prolong their life after eating it. I give people a million pounds and they don’t sell it…”
"Uh, one million per pound?"
This price really scared everyone. I have never heard of such expensive honey. I have heard of royal jelly worth ten thousand pounds, but I have never heard of it that it can still be sold for one million.
The old man praised it and said: "The taste is indeed very pure, it is a very high-quality Yuanmi. It should not be fake. Xiaogang, you have found a treasure this time..."
The old man stuck some of his fingers and put them in his mouth. He was obviously very satisfied with the smell. When the guests heard the old man say this, it seemed that it was really like that. Is it really a treasure?
"Old man, isn't this thing cow dung?" A middle-aged guest finally couldn't help but ask, "What's Yuanmi? The old man will help us solve our doubts..."
Uncle Yang Gangwu was also very interested and asked, "Dad, this thing is really a treasure? Why does it look so ugly..."
Yang's father and mother were also afraid. They thought their son had made a big fool, but they didn't expect that the old father would even treat this as a treasure and would taste it in person, but they looked at him.
It doesn’t seem like pretending, have you really found a treasure?
Mr. Yang smiled faintly and put the cow dung in his hand into the box. Yang Gang covered the box with great pride and snorted coldly, meaning that he would not let you look at it again.
"Everyone in the world knows that there is honey. Royal jelly is more essence than honey, but many people don't know that there is one thing that is more precious than royal jelly, that is, Yuan honey that nurtures royal jelly. If the queen bee eats this Yuan honey, then it
The ability to produce royal jelly will increase greatly, and this kind of Yuan honey can be said to be hard to find. Xiaogang said that this thing cannot be bought for one million pounds, which is not a lie. This kind of thing can be beautiful if it is not an ordinary person.
The effect, and it can prolong life, remove impurities in the body, and purify blood tracts. It can't be bought with 10 million pounds. The key is that you can't find this thing at all." Mr. Yang stroked his white beard and smiled at everyone.
He explained and asked Yang Gang, "Why did you go to Diaoyu Island? Where can you go up?"
"Grandpa, you don't know anything. I naturally have a way to go up to my grandson. Hehe, if it weren't for the Diaoyu Island, I wouldn't be able to find these two pieces of Yuanmian..." Yang Gang laughed, and like a baby, he would be able to find these two pieces of Yuanmian.
The box was hugging very tightly, and the eyes of the guests around him changed significantly.
However, most people are still skeptical. Is this thing really there that can't be bought for 10 million pounds? They have never heard of it. Could it be that the grandfather and grandson are playing double acts here?
This double act is also very good. Even Yang Gang's parents and the old man's children are all confused...
The old man stepped forward and patted Yang Gang with an excited face, and smiled and said, "Okay, you are lucky this time. Grandpa is very satisfied with the gift you gave to grandpa. You can take it down first, come up and have a drink together later..."
"Okay..." Yang Gang seemed to have thought of some key points of the problem. There are so many people here, so we can't reveal this secret.
"Dad, Xiaogang will make trouble. You can't let him go. If you should teach a lesson, you have to teach a lesson, so as not to do something wrong every day..." Yang's mother stepped forward and grabbed the old man's hand and persuaded him. She didn't
I know that there is really something in this world that I can’t buy even if I can’t buy ten million yuan. The old man must have said this today to give his grandson a step.
It just made him suffer. At this age, he even used his fingers to stick such disgusting things and tasted some. I guess the taste must be very bad. The old man has taken great pains.
But the old man smiled, looking at his grandson who was holding the box, and said with a smile: "Actually, Xiaogang is also working very hard. As parents, you should discover more of your children's strengths and don't always see them playing tricks.
On the one hand, Xiaogang has grown a lot over the years, and he has also paid a lot in the dark. You should praise him more. The fourth and fifth brothers are the same. Although the children cannot be too loose, they cannot be too strict.
They have a growth process. After experiencing more, they will grow faster in the future, and this person will have information."
"Dad, what you taught me..." Yang's father smiled and said.
...
After such a small episode, many people were not at ease. With the old man raising his glass, everyone started the official cocktail party tonight. Everyone knows that the old man has a great alcohol tolerance, and is called the winemaker in the wine industry, so naturally they all have to give it to him.
The old man toasted, and the Yang family didn't seem to worry that the old man would be detrimental to his health after drinking too much. Instead, they all got along with the guests and toasted each other. In fact, today the old man held such a cocktail party just to ask for a family.
After carrying out this project, he had to fall from the altar, and the ones who were responsible for the heavy responsibilities were naturally his own children and grandchildren.
[Today's second update, three thousand words, five thousand words per day on the 3,4,5th day. After coming back from the 6th, 8,000 to 10,000 words per day, 8,000 to 10,000 words per day will be made up!]